Absolutely Shocking! The Scandalous Truth about your fellow Lit-Netters

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Nope.. nope, that one's true.

ahem

:D bahahaha

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Originally Posted by MattG

limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't stop laughing...

:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Dori

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't stop laughing...

:lol: :lol:

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What are you laughing about? After your canoodling under the ice cream tree, I thought you'd know that already? ;)

haha:D

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Originally Posted by Joreads

I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs

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I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs

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Originally Posted by Joreads

I heard that Dori heard that Matt had a hit out in him so he hired the Lit Nit Charlies Angels (Jo, Lim and Charm) to protect him.

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haha yesss I just saw this. Awesome.

You're killing me you guys...
I heard CC shaves her back and Dori helps her.

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Originally Posted by limajean

You're killing me you guys...
I heard CC shaves her back and Dori helps her.

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If there's a back rub (for me!) in there, then sure. :D

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Originally Posted by limajean

You're killing me you guys...
I heard CC shaves her back and Dori helps her.

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Don't get jealous, he moans "Oh Lima" while he does it...I suppose I should be offended, but he does such a good job!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH lord, that made my feet even giggle

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Don't get jealous, he moans "Oh Lima" while he does it...I suppose I should be offended, but he does such a good job!

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:lol: :lol:

I merely play my part. :D

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Originally Posted by Dori

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I merely play my part. :D

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Yes and dressed in a dress I heard

At least he didn't borrow Jo's plastic vampire fangs that she likes to wear around her house with her cape and watch tv in her coffin...

:D :D :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

At least he didn't borrow Jo's plastic vampire fangs that she likes to wear around her house with her cape and watch tv in her coffin...

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Hey Jo got those fangs when she stole Rob Pattinson away from Charmed. He likes the coffin as well;)

Tight squeeze, huh? ;):D


I also heard that you and Tom allow viewers when you're in the coffin together. Matt's a big fan...

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Tight squeeze, huh? ;):D


I also heard that you and Tom allow viewers when you're in the coffin together. Matt's a big fan...

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Who is Tom - don't get me wrong the more the merrier.

Tight is the only way to go:lol:

When I say Tom, I mean Rob.

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Originally Posted by Joreads

Who is Tom - don't get me wrong the more the merrier.

Tight is the only way to go:lol:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nice, Jo, Nice

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nice, Jo, Nice

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Maybe I was wrong about the one track mind. -I need to change my avatar it is messing with my head:p

I knew it! You can't slide that one past me...

Yes, I think ROB has had his time in the spotlight. Though I read somewhere that he also has a one track mind. When you're in the coffin together, he talks about his pet squirrel, doesn't he? What a weirdo...and by that I mean you, of course. Who could possibly be in love with someone who's in love with a squirrel?

Well I pay no heed to gossip, y'all know that, but my sister did tell me how when they were all settled round the table in the Coffee thread and having tea and coffee Classic Charm started eating the tablecloth.That was somewhat awkward, but it only became downright embarrassing when she started screaming... I don't know, something about turning into a vampire and surviving her unborn evil baby? For shame, CC, there were impressionable children present.

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Originally Posted by Dori

Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.

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To sound homosexual and everything but I think back rubs are indeed quite sensual.


And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?

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Originally Posted by TheInsomniac

I hear that LadyW wants a date with insomniac... clothes optional.

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I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

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Originally Posted by LadyW

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

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I hear the Insomniac secretly uses Mac OS X. And you don't want to know what he uses it for.

Well, I hear that Taliesin picks his teeth with the bones of children because he's really a demon in disguise.
I know because I saw it happen.

ooooh! let me try!:D hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!:lol:

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Originally Posted by LostPrincess13

ooooh! let me try!:D hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!:lol:

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Excellent! You've got the idea!

thanks Mr. G!:D

That made my entire week.


I hear that on weekends, Matt likes to walk around parks wearing a massive trench coat and flash little old ladies.
He's sick like that.

So, while I was eating the tablecloth, who was there to jump to my rescue but Kandaurov! Turns out I was wrong- he was just complaining that he couldn't make a new dress out of the tablecloth if I consumed it! And the gingham pattern matched his ringlet curl wig so nicely...Guess he'll just have to wear the same old dress again and again...

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Originally Posted by Taliesin

And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?

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Taliesin people are lying to you my friend - no one on Lit Nit can be trusted they are all out to get you my friend. I am the only one that you can trust.

(Just between you and me you really have to watch Matt especially if he thinks you are better looking than him just ask Dori)

I've heard that Jo always tells the truth. ;)

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

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This is the funniest thread on litnet ever! I have never laughed so much in all my life! (and Nightie is beside me in tears from laughing so much! :lol: )

Hey Kand, better tell that sister gertrude of yours not to drink any coffee or tea made by CC. Its laced with arsenic as she has her eye on a curlly red wig, and the old dress gertrude wears! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Joreads

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

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Funny, I heard that too! It must be true!

"Good Morning, Angels"
"Good Morning, Silas!"

yes, I like it:p

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Originally Posted by LadyW

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

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So do we have a date then?

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Originally Posted by TheInsomniac

So do we have a date then?

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If you promise me to wear something underneath that mac!

So, Jo (that silly gossip-monger!:D) told me that Niamh dresses up in her fairy costume and goes hiding out in the woods, pulling down the pants of unsuspecting hikers that cross her path, then runs off giggling. She's the one you really need to watch for!

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

So, Jo (that silly gossip-monger!:D) told me that Niamh dresses up in her fairy costume and goes hiding out in the woods, pulling down the pants of unsuspecting hikers that cross her path, then runs off giggling. She's the one you really need to watch for!

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:eek: Who told you that!!! Is someone spying on me? darn! I better come up with a new mischievious prank!

A faerie once told me that Jo and Nightie are on the most wanted list for kidnapping leprechauns and trying to rob their gold! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Joreads

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

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:lol: ....Though I'm about as cool as the metal roof of a Sydney bus...

Someone told me that the Insomniac was eaten by zombies that got in through the front door while he was distracted by fighting an invasion of them on his computer.

Good afternoon Angels. Nightie I told you that was out little secret now they will all be coming for our gold.

Charm told me that Niamh is trying to steel Rob Pattinson off me!! I had him first Niahm hands off:lol::lol: