Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Originally Posted by Virgil

I had no idea of your gender. :lol: I thought you were male since you kept coming in this thread. :D

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By no means is she a male...I mean...By NOOOO means...:D

Howsabout Li Gong, Julie Dreyfus, and *drool* Megan Fox? Wouldn't need three pints of anything first

*Throws out quiche, munches on salted peanuts and chicharones*

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Originally Posted by Virgil

I had no idea of your gender. :lol: I thought you were male since you kept coming in this thread. :D

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Well I visited the ladies thread and find this one exceedingly more to my liking. But shh don't tell! I'm incognito. My name's Clint if anyone asks

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Well I visited the ladies thread and find this one exceedingly more to my liking. But shh don't tell! I'm incognito. My name's Clint if anyone asks

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Will do. ;)

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Howsabout Li Gong, Julie Dreyfus, and *drool* Megan Fox? Wouldn't need three pints of anything first

*Throws out quiche, munches on salted peanuts and chicharones*

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You mean these?

Li Gong
http://ddlf.hautetfort.com/images/me...se_woman_3.jpg

Megan Fox
http://www.thehouseofblog.com/wp-con...fox%20sexy.jpg


I couldn't really find a picture I liked of Julie Dreyfus...

Yup. Those are the ladies! I couldnt find any pix I liked of Gong Li nor Julie Dreyfus. But they're both gorgeous. Gong Li in Memoirs of a Geisha and Hannibal Rising (that movie sucked though) GORGEOUS And Julie Dreyfus in Kill Bill. She has a very natural classic beauty. And Megan Fox *faints* although I think what her side tattoo says is kind of dumb and emo. But it still looks good on her. These 3 are my current lady crushes

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway? What is their purpose? Too me it's just a remnant of long lost civilization finding its way into our modern society as a status symbol used to assert oneself when behaviour and actions alone are not sufficient.

hehe. or something like that, I just got myself one of these:
http://home.kpn.nl/rouwe186/perfectdraft.gif

It's perfect! Awesome device and sweet beer... :D

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway? What is their purpose? Too me it's just a remnant of long lost civilization finding its way into our modern society as a status symbol used to assert oneself when behaviour and actions alone are not sufficient.

hehe. or something like that, I just got myself one of these:
http://home.kpn.nl/rouwe186/perfectdraft.gif

It's perfect! Awesome device and sweet beer... :D

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I'm a tattoo fan myself (I have 5 with plans to add more) but I totally get why some people aren't into them. Hopefully I won't be one of those people in years to come or I'll have a lot to regret :P
But wow, the woman is stunning!

As for your device...that is freakin sweet and I want one. Where did you find it and how much $?

'Morning all!

Crickey, she's a fast-moving thread, this one.

I calculate that at the rate we're moving, we'll pass the women by October.

I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing!

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Originally Posted by Michael T

Hi Atheist. In response to your private message, I think my original picture of the girl was just rather comical, fitted within the context of the ongoing thread, and was not too revealing.

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I've replied along these lines to Michael, but I just want to make a note for everyone:

I found it amusing myself, but it's the standards of LitNet which matter, and with a large number of adolescents, it's reasonable to expect a high standard of decency.

We can play along with that, I think.

The odd bikini beauty is fine, but let's not turn it into a babe-fest.

And count me in the Grace Kelly camp. That was some kind of class.

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Originally Posted by Michael T

P.S. I couldn't figure out how to delete the post, so just removed the content. I'd appreciate it if someone could let me know how to delete a post. :)

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I don't think you can delete them, but the edit worked.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Haha, I don't really see anyone that's beefy to me. Perhaps I just have low standards. :D

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

But please, someone explain to me what is the big issue with quiche? It's not like eating it will lower your testosterone levels (or will it??)

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Definitely.

Masters & Johnson or some other duo found the correlation.

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway?

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They got trendy.

Hello all!

I had some bacon and potato for dinner and a gin & tonic for desert. . . .a smashing dinner if ever I had one: pig meat and spuds, yes, a dinner that deserved a boast on Cold Ale.

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Originally Posted by The Comedian

Hello all!

I had some bacon . . . . pig meat and ...

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Oh noes! You're gonna get swine fever!

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...10_468x769.jpg



After three newkies, then you wake up next morning:sick:

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

That's a good enough reason to avoid it but there can be no excuse for pork scratchings.

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http://www.simonandschuster.net/cont...=9781847370662

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

http://www.simonandschuster.net/cont...=9781847370662

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Ha ha ha…sad but undeniably true! :)

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

You know clint, Megan Fox is mighty fine, but the tattoos? I don't like them. What is it with tattoos anyway? What is their purpose? Too me it's just a remnant of long lost civilization finding its way into our modern society as a status symbol used to assert oneself when behaviour and actions alone are not sufficient.

hehe. or something like that, I just got myself one of these:
http://home.kpn.nl/rouwe186/perfectdraft.gif

It's perfect! Awesome device and sweet beer... :D

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All Englishmen have one of these in their garden shed. :D

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Originally Posted by Michael T

All Englishmen have one of these in their garden shed. :D

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Too bad most of them can't serve a proper beer to save their lives.

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

Too bad most of them can't serve a proper beer to save their lives.

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That’s because we’re not Australian and thus have little or no experience of that side of the bar…old chap! :D

ahaha! :D That must be it. It should be an obligatory course for everyone reaching the age of 18 though. (or depending on where you are another age.) How to serve beer properly 101. It'll help reduce alcoholism too. People tend to enjoy their beer more and thus don't just drink themselves to death. What use is drinking if you can serve a perfect beer because you're too drunk?

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

ahaha! :D That must be it. It should be an obligatory course for everyone reaching the age of 18 though. (or depending on where you are another age.) How to serve beer properly 101. It'll help reduce alcoholism too. People tend to enjoy their beer more and thus don't just drink themselves to death. What use is drinking if you can serve a perfect beer because you're too drunk?

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We English always know when we've had enough because we fall over! A simple and effective measure to limit our intake. :D

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...10_468x769.jpg



After three newkies, then you wake up next morning:sick:]

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There, let that be a lesson to all you young whipper-snappers who are thinking of visiting the UK. Steer well clear of Newcastle brown ale (colloquially known as newkie) or you could go home with the one on the left and wake up with the one on the right.

^otherwise known as "beer goggles." I just want to let all of you gentlemen know that I have many times tried to stop my friends (girls and guys alike) from going home with people that might look more like the lady on the right (in the photo above), and I pride myself on the fact that I have never had beer goggles... I tend to see clearly even under the influence, and I watch out for my fellow bar goers... but you men don't listen much, and then wake up the next day with regret plastered all over your face. There are more out there like me that are looking out for your interests... if only you'd actually take our advice ;)

so next time you have a random person tell you, "Beer goggles, man, don't go home with her!" perhaps it would be best to listen ;)

Recalling the recent comments on this thread about the lack of curvature in today's girls, it would be foolish to deny that the skinny look has taken over from the hourglass figure of former times. However, there is something waiflike about small slim women that I have always found attractive. They tend to bring out the male protective side which can be a very strong attraction; unless you are in favour of the big brassy type of woman who is always trying to impress with masculine qualities which, I think you will agree, should be the province of men.
On the other side of the coin, the same goes for those effeminate men who try to behave like women.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Recalling the recent comments on this thread about the lack of curvature in today's girls, it would be foolish to deny that the skinny look has taken over from the hourglass figure of former times. However, there is something waiflike about small slim women that I have always found attractive. They tend to bring out the male protective side which can be a very strong attraction; unless you are in favour of the big brassy type of woman who is always trying to impress with masculine qualities which, I think you will agree, should be the province of men.
On the other side of the coin, the same goes for those effeminate men who try to behave like women.

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How elegantly put.

I just like women. All it takes is one gorgeous smile, and I'll give everything short of my manhood to her.

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Originally Posted by skib

I just like women. All it takes is one gorgeous smile, and I'll give everything short of my manhood to her.

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Maybe you should instead not give that much to her, she'll like you better for it. Seriously, nobody likes a pushover, so don't become one just because a gorgeous woman smiled at you.

hmmm... that sounded a bit harsh, but it's true. backbone. I know you have one, don't let it turn to jelly at the hint of a smile. Stick with it. Be yourself, and don't let anyone walk over you...

As if I have never let anyone walk all over me, but you learn... *sigh* you learn. :goof:

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Originally Posted by skib

I just like women. All it takes is one gorgeous smile, and I'll give everything short of my manhood to her.

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*INVADE MAN THREAD*

Hey, skib. Somethin' for you:

:D

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Recalling the recent comments on this thread about the lack of curvature in today's girls, it would be foolish to deny that the skinny look has taken over from the hourglass figure of former times. However, there is something waiflike about small slim women that I have always found attractive. They tend to bring out the male protective side which can be a very strong attraction; unless you are in favour of the big brassy type of woman who is always trying to impress with masculine qualities which, I think you will agree, should be the province of men.
On the other side of the coin, the same goes for those effeminate men who try to behave like women.

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Here we go to the Speakeasy of the twenties...when the flat chested...petite bodies were popular...BEFORE the buxom figures of the 1940s...

Aimus- I still want to know where you got that nifty beer pouring device. I need one for my house

As for the discussion of bodies: There certainly is nothing wrong with a woman being petite or slender even with a lack of curvature. The turn off is when they're skinny just cause they don't eat properly..like when you can start seeing bones and clothes are hanging off...anorexic model ****. I have some very very naturally slender friends who look gorgeous cause they still look healthy and happy.
I have to agree with Skib: there's a lot to be said for a great genuine smile which is often indicitive of a good personality

Where I'm from you can get it in just about any electronics or appliance store.

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

Maybe you should instead not give that much to her, she'll like you better for it. Seriously, nobody likes a pushover, so don't become one just because a gorgeous woman smiled at you.

hmmm... that sounded a bit harsh, but it's true. backbone. I know you have one, don't let it turn to jelly at the hint of a smile. Stick with it. Be yourself, and don't let anyone walk over you...

As if I have never let anyone walk all over me, but you learn... *sigh* you learn. :goof:

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:lol: I am close to helpless in dealing with women, but I'm not that much of a pushover! (that was a bit of an exaggeration, but I am a sucker for a pretty smile!)

VERY funny Wispy! :D Hey, do you need my credit card number . . .?

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Aimus- I still want to know where you got that nifty beer pouring device. I need one for my house

As for the discussion of bodies: There certainly is nothing wrong with a woman being petite or slender even with a lack of curvature. The turn off is when they're skinny just cause they don't eat properly..like when you can start seeing bones and clothes are hanging off...anorexic model ****. I have some very very naturally slender friends who look gorgeous cause they still look healthy and happy.
I have to agree with Skib: there's a lot to be said for a great genuine smile which is often indicitive of a good personality

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I agree! I like a woman to have her natural body. There is a difference between naturally slender and anorexically scrawny. Skeletons aren't that appealing to me any more.

I am inclined to point out the obvious contradictions, firstly there is the whole thing with boobs, what is with that anyway? they are annoying things to lug around but having them is supposed to be good and there is the whole boob job palaravar ( can I just say BAD IDEA , big breasts can lead to all sort s of medical complications) and then men turn around and go well actually skinny titless wonders are the most attractive look? what is WITH that? seriously?
now I think there are some women who look good really good as skinny little things perhaps verging on the titless wonder side of things .. but flesh is there to cover bones not accessorise them. Then of course great bulging waves of fat isn’t what you would call attractive either, but again we get the weird thing where you have the fertility goddess thing...weird. so yes men should stop with the objectifying of women, or at least if that is impossible don't vocalise it, it makes you look shallow and you might end up hearing women objectifying women, which can be really scary and nasty.... it only makes
And have you ever noticed how its the ugliest people who are always the most fussed about having attractive partners... ?!

But I would like to also add saying " I don’t like skinny women " and leering at someone is only liable to get you a smack upside the head at the very least if said women is in a particularly charitable mood alot worse things can be done with a pair of point high heels!!




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Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

Here we go to the Speakeasy of the twenties...when the flat chested...petite bodies were popular...BEFORE the buxom figures of the 1940s...

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You are right, but the flat chested little females of the 'twenties' were a revolt against the corseted amazons of pre WW1. By the time of WW2 the need to activate the fighting men required a return to a more, shall we say, fuller figure. The appearence on the scene of Betty Grable and others with similar physical charms gave the American war effort a tremendous boost which enabled US troops to raise the Stars and Stripes over Iwo Jima. Never underestimate the female body in all its glory but enjoy it for what it is.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

I am inclined to point out the obvious contradictions, firstly there is the whole thing with boobs, what is with that anyway? they are annoying things to lug around but having them is supposed to be good and there is the whole boob job palaravar ( can I just say BAD IDEA , big breasts can lead to all sort s of medical complications) and then men turn around and go well actually skinny titless wonders are the most attractive look? what is WITH that? seriously?
now I think there are some women who look good really good as skinny little things perhaps verging on the titless wonder side of things .. but flesh is there to cover bones not accessorise them. Then of course great bulging waves of fat isn’t what you would call attractive either, but again we get the weird thing where you have the fertility goddess thing...weird. so yes men should stop with the objectifying of women, or at least if that is impossible don't vocalise it, it makes you look shallow and you might end up hearing women objectifying women, which can be really scary and nasty.... it only makes
And have you ever noticed how its the ugliest people who are always the most fussed about having attractive partners... ?!

But I would like to also add saying " I don’t like skinny women " and leering at someone is only liable to get you a smack upside the head at the very least if said women is in a particularly charitable mood alot worse things can be done with a pair of point high heels!!




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In some ways I agree, and in others, I disagree, Nightie! I agree with you in your wondering about why boobs are apparently so fascinating. But I disagree with you in saying that making a comment about one's physical preferences is automatically objectifying a woman. Everyone has a physical preference, and there's nothing wrong with vocalizing it, as long as it's not done patronizingly. To say that you prefer skinny women isn't saying anything against women who are otherwise, it's simply stating a personal preference. Leering however, is bad under any circumstances :D

But women do it to. We all have a preference as well, we're just not as outspoken about it.

Like all other things, the current 'fad' is related to the environment. Look up some studies and you'll find that woman in difficult times are attracted to rich men more so than in good economic times, same goes for men and their attraction to women. Good times = skinny, bad times = not so skinny, as a general rule.

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

In some ways I agree, and in others, I disagree, Nightie! I agree with you in your wondering about why boobs are apparently so fascinating. But I disagree with you in saying that making a comment about one's physical preferences is automatically objectifying a woman. Everyone has a physical preference, and there's nothing wrong with vocalizing it, as long as it's not done patronizingly. To say that you prefer skinny women isn't saying anything against women who are otherwise, it's simply stating a personal preference. Leering however, is bad under any circumstances :D

But women do it to. We all have a preference as well, we're just not as outspoken about it.

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Ok granted.. thing is that was an edited down rant and I didnt get all the GAH! out of it. BUt I have to say women sitting around objectifying men pisses me off just as much, if not more. Im not saying dont have a preferance , and state it sure. I mean my flatmates were trying to set me up with this lovley guy ( and he is lovley, and apparntly very attractive and loads of people throwing themselves at him) apparntly hairy hands is a good thing but I can't see it. I guess I just get particuarlly annoyed but this because I have more than once been in the company of males who havet realised I could understandthem and started commenting on every female who walked past. and on one occaison this guy a) knew I could understand and b) was atually commenting to me and I was like Excuse me? so if thats your opinion of women what do you think of me excatly? tell you it shut him up fast.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Ok granted.. thing is that was an edited down rant and I didnt get all the GAH! out of it. BUt I have to say women sitting around objectifying men pisses me off just as much, if not more. Im not saying dont have a preferance , and state it sure. I mean my flatmates were trying to set me up with this lovley guy ( and he is lovley, and apparntly very attractive and loads of people throwing themselves at him) apparntly hairy hands is a good thing but I can't see it. I guess I just get particuarlly annoyed but this because I have more than once been in the company of males who havet realised I could understandthem and started commenting on every female who walked past. and on one occaison this guy a) knew I could understand and b) was atually commenting to me and I was like Excuse me? so if thats your opinion of women what do you think of me excatly? tell you it shut him up fast.

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I hear ya, though we're gonna get yelled at for this in a minute for invading the boys' thread!!

As it were...

Gentlemen!! Since when is being female, dressed up, and in a bar an invitation to be groped? At what point did you males take it upon yourselves to decide that feeling up a girl without so much as a word to her was acceptable? Just wondering :D

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

I hear ya, though we're gonna get yelled at for this in a minute for invading the boys' thread!!

As it were...

Gentlemen!! Since when is being female, dressed up, and in a bar an invitation to be groped? At what point did you males take it upon yourselves to decide that feeling up a girl without so much as a word to her was acceptable? Just wondering :D

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Moddish superpowers dearie, Im not going to get yelled at .... :D
But yes one would like to know this. along wit the 'accidently' sitting just that much too close on buses. and nuemours other things.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Moddish superpowers dearie, Im not going to get yelled at .... :D
But yes one would like to know this. along wit the 'accidently' sitting just that much too close on buses. and nuemours other things.

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Men don't yell. They roar. like lions. :p

seriously though, only morons grope women like that in bars. It's the idiots that give men a bad name.

Also, it's the sluts that give women a bad name, don't throw out the entire basket just because there are a few rotten apples in there...

And now get out of this thread, or I will use my own powers to make you. :flare:

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Moddish superpowers dearie, Im not going to get yelled at .... :D
But yes one would like to know this. along wit the 'accidently' sitting just that much too close on buses. and nuemours other things.

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AW Nightie, I forgot that you had those special powers!

So where have all the men skipped off to? There are questions here that need answering!

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

And now get out of this thread, or I will use my own powers to make you. :flare:

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Rats! one of the only 2 with the power to maybe equal mine but you forget I have the smilies!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Darn it, why does great power come with great responsibility...Why am I responsible? Aaarrrgh...

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

Darn it, why does great power come with great responsibility...Why am I responsible? Aaarrrgh...

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cause yopu are basically a edit: SUPER AWESOME AND UBERCOOL (good) person? and you haven't had as much tea and nice dinner as me obviously!!

Now get out of here all you girls ;)

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Recalling the recent comments on this thread about the lack of curvature in today's girls, it would be foolish to deny that the skinny look has taken over from the hourglass figure of former times. However, there is something waiflike about small slim women that I have always found attractive. They tend to bring out the male protective side which can be a very strong attraction; unless you are in favour of the big brassy type of woman who is always trying to impress with masculine qualities which, I think you will agree, should be the province of men.
On the other side of the coin, the same goes for those effeminate men who try to behave like women.

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Ahhh... short tall, I've had 'em all.

One of the advantages of being 6'3" is that most women like to have a boyfriend taller than them, which tends to open the field up to any woman not playing professional basketball!

:D

Other than grotesquely skinny or fat, body shape isn't high on my list, but I do like those tall slim ones.

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

The turn off is when they're skinny just cause they don't eat properly..like when you can start seeing bones and clothes are hanging off...anorexic model ****.

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Agree. I find that sickening, actually.

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

I hear ya, though we're gonna get yelled at for this in a minute for invading the boys' thread!!

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Yell?

One does not "yell" in a quality establishment. One never needs to, and it disrupts the string quartet.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Moddish superpowers dearie, Im not going to get yelled at .... :D

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Everthing in moderation....

Parker is a moderate himself.

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

But yes one would like to know this. along wit the 'accidently' sitting just that much too close on buses. and nuemours other things.

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You're in the wrong forum.

I'd lay enormous odds that no participant in this thread would ever do such a thing. Now, if you want to go to some forums where the males do carry on like that, I can direct you to ask the question there.

(The answer as to why they do it, is because they're a sub-species of humanity which hasn't evolved past the cave-bear mating ritual yet.)