Oh yeah. To find a more dysfunctional family, I suspect you'd need to find some meth-addict mum with 9 kids living in a caravan in Liverpool, and even then, not necessarily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
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Oh yeah. To find a more dysfunctional family, I suspect you'd need to find some meth-addict mum with 9 kids living in a caravan in Liverpool, and even then, not necessarily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I knew he'd come back :Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVvKb...eature=related
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I invented sex in 1971, everything before that was part of a WWII experiment gone bad; which is why Prince charles wound up with dumbos ears and queen elizabeth can't change that expression:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I'm waiting to see what Will will be in another 20 years; I thought Charlie and Phillip were rather jolly in their day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Speaking of queer sheep...I wonder if the king of Tups will be charitable and send me a pink wool sweater for Christmas...Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
How long do you keep the sheep...I was trying to tell one of our friends about "natural lamb" condoms....that put the joy of sex and safety in the same place
Interesting! Though nowadays I prefer well filled pasties (corned beef and potato) to well filled pasteys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
On the Gay Tup front, I've raddled him, (painted his front with,) with a bright blue dye, and if he doesn't mark any ewes this week its Stavros' Quality Kebab time.:nopity:
A Pink tup for your Sweater Sounds.
http://www.livestock-sales.co.uk/200...5whiteley.html
The trouble with a wooly condom is that it sounds conceivable.
By the way, I seem to remember a Quantas crash somewhere in the frozen poles. Pilot error and bad weather was controversally blamed.
Three hundred quid's worth of kebabs?Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
That's the most expensive meal ever!
Hopefully, the threat will be enough.
I think you're getting confused with one of ours. Whiteout coupled with wrong map caused it to fly into a mountain instead of sky.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Yep! That was the one I was thinking about.
Latest news on the Gay Tup: He seems to be pimping for the pink Tup, he can find them, do the preliminaries, then Pink Tup jumps on and does the business. Plan "C" is to separate them.
I'm going to this trouble because, as is often the case with gay males, he is a very handsome and well built Tup.
This is brilliant stuff, Mick!
You're making me jealous as hell, sitting in the middle of a frigging great city.
Those things are just so much more real than the crap that goes in corporate earth.
I don't know about that, every field has its little fascinations. Your Corporate crap may be a tale of wonder to me.
That looks like one nice sweater, thanks prendrelemick. My gracious, I am surprised he can move at all with that thing between his legs...maybe the gay tup is the only one who will have hime!Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Don't you have Natural lamb condoms in the Uk; I and mr sounds used them all the time...I'm alergic to latex...you can't live in the states and be allergic to latex, everything is covered in it....
I'm trying to figure if he looks enough like a cow to eat; I have a problem eating furry things...right now, my mind is all occupied with turkey makingsQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
You're right, gay males are often physically superior...or that's the ones you notice; the funny looking ones act more like heteros....Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
It's sad now, gay men discover themselves much earlier and don't need a nice older woman to "give them a few pointers" and a tuck in:ladysman:
i had a thought and/but i lost it
virginity is like that
eh jocky
Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Did you think you'd found a new category to follow?
Still have the box it came in, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
And where is jocky? The Mrs must have taken him in hand. So to speak.
:)
now i remember
"o to be gently fondled by my friendly TSA representative/agent"
:)
Wow, I am seeing some funny stories on that subject right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
I wonder how many people decline the scan just to be "patted down"?
;)
What's so special about a hat-trick anyway. A fluke if you ask me.:prrr:
Crikey yes! That game changed complexion in the space of one over - or half the over anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
:D
I'm afraid I couldn't watch a game of cricket, let alone listen to one on the radio. I have a life.
Yes, cricket normally bores me too. It takes too long to see anything interesting. But when I was a kid I saw this and it definitely held my attention for a while:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...9542173375353#
:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I mostly agree, although sometimes test matches have bits in them that are just amazing. You'd watch an immense amount of dross to find those bits.
The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cricket - you can keep up with the action without having to spend any time watching it.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Who'd have guessed it.
I have played cricket for the school, but I was rubbish, and I only liked batting, bowling and backstop. I was so bad at bowling that I managed to get a few out with full tosses after the batsmen became overconfident and knocked me all over the park.
Backstop?Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
:lol:
I hardly played the game myself once I got past primary school.
I was very good at the game in the lower age grades, but when I caught one in my mouth - breaking a couple of teeth and causing me to have lips the size of tractor tyres - I pretty much gave up.
It was one of those freak ones - I was keeping close to the wicket and the ball took two deviations, one from the bat, the other from the top of the bail, and hit me fair and square in the gob. I still have a silver tooth where my actual front tooth was replaced with 40 years ago.
Some people think it should happen to me on a frequent basis!
:D
Still a Kiwi icon, Lance Cairns. He had a non-textbook style, but when his eye was in, goodbye ball!Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
Marvellous stuff.
Wicket keeper - I'm not sure where I've picked up backstop. Probably in Yorkshire.
I was lucky. I never got a ball in the chops. I once bowled when I had a cricked neck. I wouldn't recommend it. No fun.
I don't know, they claim that a loss of hormones makes a person lose their memory....ergo, all the oldsters double up on sex. I find a night of sex ruins my memory because I keep thinking of the act and forget everything else I have to do that day!Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
Yes, I was hoping, I sort of compartmentalize everything and everyone when I first meet them...of course, that is why all the Mr Sounds and lovers are the same man with different faces:dupe:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Okay, everyone is talking about this thing....so I'm wondering 2 things, exactly what does it show: an outline, an xray, or nudity....will it show something in an orifice, do they check your mouth, under large chested women...Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
I'm wondering what is going on in the white house while we are spending all of our nights thinking about pat downs...how long has it been since 9/11...oh yes...more domestic violence then taliban attacks...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
It's a hanging offence is Yorkshire!
The scanner shows a little more detail than an x-ray photo and that's about all. While the genitals are almost identifiable, the person isn't - the complaints really seem way out of proportion with what the scans actually are. Internal items will show up.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
The pat-downs, now that's a different story entirely.
Under breasts, under genitalia, even between genitals, if the complaints are to be believed. I'd probably go with the scan!
Scans - I wonder if the wearers of prosthetics/ enhancers are the complainers.
There's too much worry. How interested are the operators going to be in you - me -after weeks of looking over body shapes with no faces. The only interest will be those out of the ordinary I suppose.
Fantasy Paranoia - people will consider of me in an inappropriate way that I don't like to know or think about with this body scan.
Reality - there goes another one.
****, that sounds painful! I remember (mostly!) once when I stood too close in school on a sports day beside someone with an aluminium softball bat and they swung backwards a bit getting ready to hit the ball and it caught me on the temple. A bit dazed for a while (mild concussion for a few days) but luckily nothing broken.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
These cricket balls...never enjoyed trying to catch them. Always thought I'd break a few fingers. Hard as hell. Luckily as a fielder in school breaks I never caught one in the goolies. That would surely be game over, do not remember collapse, do not create offspring.
three goals by one person in a hockey game or Bullwinkle telling Rocky "watch me pull a rabbit out of the hat" hat trick?Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
2 for atheist: daughter got bieber fever?
only news here on that mine down there is now 3rd explosion of methane. i don't think i was the only one in the world hoping for another Chilean miracle. with our high tech(nology) world why can't these things be prevented?
They don't appear to be. I have to note that the complainers to date seem to be people to whom publicity is important.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I wonder why that is?
Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
I knew a bloke had to have his testicles drained after a particularly nasty cricket hit.
I bet that was no fun.
No!Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
Thanks to being brought up with more alternative music, she's not one of 2,000,000,000 females on the planet who think Justin is a must.
Unfortunately, there was never any chance in that mine - I feel the press was a little irresponsible focusing on rescue efforts than the reality that they were all dead 30 seconds after the blast.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
Horrific business.
Unfortunately, it just can't be prevented. The type of coal at that mine is the one which allows gas to seep through it. In this case, it seems that the shaft must have been too close to a huge pocket of it, which broke through due to a minor fall.
Ka-Boom!
If we choose to mine coal, the risk of it happening is always there. In the case of the Pike River mine, the risks may have been too great to mine it all, but nobody bothered noticed in time.
Well thats the first test all over bar the shouting. They're not the first group of players to be brought low by a Hussey.
There have been developments in the tupping saga. First the good news, Gay tup has turned! or at least gone back into the closet.
The reason (and the bad news) :- Pink tup has injured himself. I think he was attempting a coital encounter in a gateway of frozen and uneven mud, (let this be a warning to you all) and has done his back leg in. Thats him out of action for the rest of the season, and he can no longer dominate Gay Tup- who is discovering the benefits of being Alpha-Ram at the moment.
Oh, great news on turning the ram!
I wouldn't give up hope just yet - you just need to bat for 4 1/2 - 5 sessions.
Looks like England are going to save the test match after all. However, they are famous for their mid-order collapse, Infact they have no peers when it comes to that aspect of the game.
As a boy I used to go with my Gran to watch Yorkshire at Bradford. (that was in the days when we had a top team of Yorkshire born players) I remember nearly getting trampled by Barry Ledbetter as he ran to stop a four, and Jeff Boycott called me a daft bugger for sitting too close to the ropes.
My Playing career was a couple of appearences for Luddenden Foot forth team. That ball was just too hard for someone of my good looks and regular features.:D
Amazing day. I bet those smart people who backed the draw at $10 late on the first day are happy, but as you say, there's a little way to go yet. If they can bat until tea, they're fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
It's clearly going to be a hotly-contested series!
I wasn't keeping up with it at all yesterday - my boy brought home some terrible flu-like virus which has laid me low. Bit better today, thankfully.
I see you're having a bit of snow right now in the UK!
Exact opposite here - most of the North Island is in early drought conditions, with temperatures in the mid-20s daily.
We've even had snow here in the Midlands. Apparently we haven't had snow this early since '93 - though I don't remember it being particularly bad.
It's a bit cold though, and the ice has hung around for the past three days here. I'll have to leave the bike at home tomorrow. The roads are gritted ok, it's just the unpredictability of it. Late night tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Just to be sure I'm read'n you boys right, we are talking about that cricket game again, right? I take it this is cricket season.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I need a team(?)-(is that the right term ? or is it swarm?) - to follow and support. Do the Czech's have a team?...for that matter does the U.S have a team?
Oh, and could one of you blokes send me that "Cricket for dummies" link again?
The weather here in north Texas is fine with temps is the 50's (F), but it will all change for me as I head back to northern Illinois tomorrow. I haven't paid attention to the weather up there, but I'm sure it is, or soon will be, very cold.
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Yes, I see that. They're saying here that it's the strongest la Nina since 1987, when we had a major drought, and the weather is hot enough to cook in the open air at the moment. It's 28-ish with 80% humidity - that's not stuff we usually see until late January.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
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Originally Posted by Paulclem
I love riding bikes - I take the kids for a ride around a huge park down the road most weekends. I am not a fan of sharing rides with cars, though.
The advantage cricket and rugby have over your sports is that they're played in both hemispheres, so it's always the right season!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Cricket even more so than rugby thanks to many of the major participants having longer summers than most - India, West Indies, Sri Lanka & Pakistan. There are always good cricket games going on.
The biggest fixtures in cricket are England v Australia and India v Pakistan - although the latter can have more a nuclear war feel to it sometimes. England/Aussie play for The Ashes.
USA has a team, but they're ranked pretty low.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
This is good basic stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
All the information known to mankind about cricket is here.
517/1 declared.
WOW!
(GG, that's the equivalent of a team scoring 23 in an inning at baseball)
Obviously a flat wicket. The best thing about the draw is the way the Aussie media are Handling it. After the first couple of days they were saying England are totally out- classed, and predicting a whitewash. Three days later, and they are demanding wholesale changes to the home side. Mitchell Johnson is to blame for every thing of course.:out:
And I thouht it was only us who had a rabid press.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I played cricket for a short period in college, I was horrible at it. And the Jamaican security guard kept joining in and creaming us.
There's a strong Caribbean presence in my neighbourhood that meets regularly for cricket games in the park.