Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[prendrelemick]

Yep! That was the one I was thinking about.

Latest news on the Gay Tup: He seems to be pimping for the pink Tup, he can find them, do the preliminaries, then Pink Tup jumps on and does the business. Plan "C" is to separate them.
I'm going to this trouble because, as is often the case with gay males, he is a very handsome and well built Tup.

[The Atheist]

This is brilliant stuff, Mick!

You're making me jealous as hell, sitting in the middle of a frigging great city.

Those things are just so much more real than the crap that goes in corporate earth.

[prendrelemick]

I don't know about that, every field has its little fascinations. Your Corporate crap may be a tale of wonder to me.

[soundofmusic]

A Pink tup for your Sweater Sounds.
http://www.livestock-sales.co.uk/200...5whiteley.html

The trouble with a wooly condom is that it sounds conceivable.

That looks like one nice sweater, thanks prendrelemick. My gracious, I am surprised he can move at all with that thing between his legs...maybe the gay tup is the only one who will have hime!
Don't you have Natural lamb condoms in the Uk; I and mr sounds used them all the time...I'm alergic to latex...you can't live in the states and be allergic to latex, everything is covered in it....

Three hundred quid's worth of kebabs?

That's the most expensive meal ever!

I'm trying to figure if he looks enough like a cow to eat; I have a problem eating furry things...right now, my mind is all occupied with turkey makings

Yep! That was the one I was thinking about.

Latest news on the Gay Tup: He seems to be pimping for the pink Tup, he can find them, do the preliminaries, then Pink Tup jumps on and does the business. Plan "C" is to separate them.
I'm going to this trouble because, as is often the case with gay males, he is a very handsome and well built Tup.

You're right, gay males are often physically superior...or that's the ones you notice; the funny looking ones act more like heteros....
It's sad now, gay men discover themselves much earlier and don't need a nice older woman to "give them a few pointers" and a tuck in

[gbrekken]

i had a thought and/but i lost it
virginity is like that
eh jocky

[The Atheist]

You're right, gay males are often physically superior...or that's the ones you notice; the funny looking ones act more like heteros....
It's sad now, gay men discover themselves much earlier and don't need a nice older woman to "give them a few pointers" and a tuck in

Haha!

Did you think you'd found a new category to follow?

i had a thought and/but i lost it
virginity is like that
eh jocky

Still have the box it came in, though.

And where is jocky? The Mrs must have taken him in hand. So to speak.

[gbrekken]

now i remember
"o to be gently fondled by my friendly TSA representative/agent"

[The Atheist]

now i remember
"o to be gently fondled by my friendly TSA representative/agent"

Wow, I am seeing some funny stories on that subject right now.

I wonder how many people decline the scan just to be "patted down"?

[prendrelemick]

What's so special about a hat-trick anyway. A fluke if you ask me.

[The Atheist]

What's so special about a hat-trick anyway. A fluke if you ask me.

Crikey yes! That game changed complexion in the space of one over - or half the over anyway.

[Paulclem]

I'm afraid I couldn't watch a game of cricket, let alone listen to one on the radio. I have a life.

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, cricket normally bores me too. It takes too long to see anything interesting. But when I was a kid I saw this and it definitely held my attention for a while:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...9542173375353#

[The Atheist]

I'm afraid I couldn't watch a game of cricket, let alone listen to one on the radio. I have a life.

I mostly agree, although sometimes test matches have bits in them that are just amazing. You'd watch an immense amount of dross to find those bits.

The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cricket - you can keep up with the action without having to spend any time watching it.

[Paulclem]

I mostly agree, although sometimes test matches have bits in them that are just amazing. You'd watch an immense amount of dross to find those bits.

The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cricket - you can keep up with the action without having to spend any time watching it.

Who'd have guessed it.

I have played cricket for the school, but I was rubbish, and I only liked batting, bowling and backstop. I was so bad at bowling that I managed to get a few out with full tosses after the batsmen became overconfident and knocked me all over the park.

[The Atheist]

Who'd have guessed it.

I have played cricket for the school, but I was rubbish, and I only liked batting, bowling and backstop. I was so bad at bowling that I managed to get a few out with full tosses after the batsmen became overconfident and knocked me all over the park.

Backstop?



I hardly played the game myself once I got past primary school.

I was very good at the game in the lower age grades, but when I caught one in my mouth - breaking a couple of teeth and causing me to have lips the size of tractor tyres - I pretty much gave up.

It was one of those freak ones - I was keeping close to the wicket and the ball took two deviations, one from the bat, the other from the top of the bail, and hit me fair and square in the gob. I still have a silver tooth where my actual front tooth was replaced with 40 years ago.

Some people think it should happen to me on a frequent basis!