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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    What does a sheep wear when he's doing drag?
    Pink.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Actually, Athiest is right. Tup vendors often give their Tups a colour-wash and pink is not unusual. I bought a pink one this year (£330) and he is working ok. The problem is I think Gay Tup fancies him.

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    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

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    Speechless Gilliat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Are you chaps familiar with gurning? Our male best met the Queen recently. Check out this link, and then the video after. I don't care what you say about Her Majesty - she'll give anything a go.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Mattinson.html

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtEn6388jmk

    Just to be fair, I've included the female 27 time winner.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/841534-g...at-county-fair

    I think the best of British culture should be shared with our less fortunate inernational friends.
    That face on the queen was priceless I noticed that little advert off to the side...the young lady who is marrying william...she looked really good until the royal fashion designer got ahold of her...what are they doing, putting her in left over curtains?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    (10 laughing smilies)

    Thanks for that Paulclem.
    Very funny!!
    and no, I've never heard of "gurning" until now.

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    We need to add that to our Thanksgiving festivities...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Pink.


    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Actually, Athiest is right. Tup vendors often give their Tups a colour-wash and pink is not unusual. I bought a pink one this year (£330) and he is working ok. The problem is I think Gay Tup fancies him.
    REally, what do you pay for a white tup and what is the advantage of a pink one? I wonder if the other fellows corner him since hes had that wash
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Wow, I can giggle and I have more moves; but she is certainly seductive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    See how he reacts to this:
    Classic!

    From 1961! I always thought sex wasn't discovered until at least '62-3.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    That face on the queen was priceless I noticed that little advert off to the side...the young lady who is marrying william...she looked really good until the royal fashion designer got ahold of her...what are they doing, putting her in left over curtains?
    Just look at the Queen - she's been wearing the same old stuff for fifty years now. I suppose she is a bit out of time with no awareness of fashion. That's why Diana caused such a stir - she knew what to wear at the time - whilst the rest of them followed their mum's lead.

    I just know it's going to be on the news and telly for ever now that they've got engaged. The couple seem nice, but there's a whole edifice behind them, not to mention Charlie.

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    well wow. Royal getting married whilst Rolls Royce recovers from a big hit. At least if you believe Dustin Hoffman (Rainman)'s statement that Qantas has never had a crash. At the same time the rain falls on the just and unjust (even queer sheep) and some think there's a conspiracy afoot/about/around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    I just know it's going to be on the news and telly for ever now that they've got engaged. The couple seem nice, but there's a whole edifice behind them, not to mention Charlie.
    I dunno - there's something about young Wills. (Written as a strong anti-monarch)

    Young Harry seems to be more in the Randy Andy mode anyway, but William somehow gives me the impression of an extremely well-rounded youngish bloke, totally at odds with his upbringing.

    He's the last hope of the Royle Family. Given the longevity of the Royle women and her exemplary outdoors lifestyle, Lizzie will almost certainly hit a ton, and could quite conceivably live a decade beyond that. There have to be some perks to being the most-cossetted family in the entire planet. Let's say she gets to 104.

    Given that the flappy-eared mutant known as Prince Charles will be 82 in 2030, and even Wills will be 48, I can't see Charlie ever deciding to pick up the red rug. Although, he such a dick, he might well do, just to get his name in the list.

    Wills giving his mum's engagement ring away said an awful lot to me.

    If the old sheila were really serious about preserving respect for the monarchy, the smart move would be for her to just tell Charlie she's cutting him out and passing the crown on to WIlls on his 30th birthday.

    That, announced at his wedding, would give the monarchy a popularity they haven't had since the first King Charles...

    ...was beheaded.

    Fascinating experiment, the Royle family.


    Quote Originally Posted by gbrekken View Post
    well wow. Royal getting married whilst Rolls Royce recovers from a big hit. At least if you believe Dustin Hoffman (Rainman)'s statement that Qantas has never had a crash. At the same time the rain falls on the just and unjust (even queer sheep) and some think there's a conspiracy afoot/about/around.
    Pretty good summary!

    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    I have to agree with you about Wills. He seems the best of an odd bunch. Diana - though not of their clan - was also ok and much more normal. Perhaps he'll have to wait until he's king before he can change things. What a horrible job though. Cosseted yes. free - no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    I have to agree with you about Wills. He seems the best of an odd bunch. Diana - though not of their clan - was also ok and much more normal. Perhaps he'll have to wait until he's king before he can change things. What a horrible job though. Cosseted yes. free - no.
    Oh yeah. To find a more dysfunctional family, I suspect you'd need to find some meth-addict mum with 9 kids living in a caravan in Liverpool, and even then, not necessarily.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrekken View Post
    well wow. Royal getting married whilst Rolls Royce recovers from a big hit. At least if you believe Dustin Hoffman (Rainman)'s statement that Qantas has never had a crash. At the same time the rain falls on the just and unjust (even queer sheep) and some think there's a conspiracy afoot/about/around.
    I knew he'd come back :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVvKb...eature=related


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Classic!

    From 1961! I always thought sex wasn't discovered until at least '62-3.
    I invented sex in 1971, everything before that was part of a WWII experiment gone bad; which is why Prince charles wound up with dumbos ears and queen elizabeth can't change that expression

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Just look at the Queen - she's been wearing the same old stuff for fifty years now. I suppose she is a bit out of time with no awareness of fashion. That's why Diana caused such a stir - she knew what to wear at the time - whilst the rest of them followed their mum's lead.

    I just know it's going to be on the news and telly for ever now that they've got engaged. The couple seem nice, but there's a whole edifice behind them, not to mention Charlie.
    I'm waiting to see what Will will be in another 20 years; I thought Charlie and Phillip were rather jolly in their day.

    Quote Originally Posted by gbrekken View Post
    well wow. Royal getting married whilst Rolls Royce recovers from a big hit. At least if you believe Dustin Hoffman (Rainman)'s statement that Qantas has never had a crash. At the same time the rain falls on the just and unjust (even queer sheep) and some think there's a conspiracy afoot/about/around.
    Speaking of queer sheep...I wonder if the king of Tups will be charitable and send me a pink wool sweater for Christmas...
    How long do you keep the sheep...I was trying to tell one of our friends about "natural lamb" condoms....that put the joy of sex and safety in the same place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Interesting! Though nowadays I prefer well filled pasties (corned beef and potato) to well filled pasteys.


    On the Gay Tup front, I've raddled him, (painted his front with,) with a bright blue dye, and if he doesn't mark any ewes this week its Stavros' Quality Kebab time.

    A Pink tup for your Sweater Sounds.
    http://www.livestock-sales.co.uk/200...5whiteley.html

    The trouble with a wooly condom is that it sounds conceivable.




    By the way, I seem to remember a Quantas crash somewhere in the frozen poles. Pilot error and bad weather was controversally blamed.
    Last edited by prendrelemick; 11-22-2010 at 11:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    On the Gay Tup front, I've raddled him, (painted his front with,) with a bright blue dye, and if he doesn't mark any ewes this week its Stavros' Quality Kebab time.
    Three hundred quid's worth of kebabs?

    That's the most expensive meal ever!

    Hopefully, the threat will be enough.

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    By the way, I seem to remember a Quantas crash somewhere in the frozen poles. Pilot error and bad weather was controversally blamed.
    I think you're getting confused with one of ours. Whiteout coupled with wrong map caused it to fly into a mountain instead of sky.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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