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Beautifull
02-07-2011, 04:48 PM
If I were a pair of glass, what would you be?

Maximilianus
02-07-2011, 10:00 PM
Their frame.

If I were an English scholar, what would you be?

Heathcliff
02-08-2011, 07:38 AM
An Aussie scholar, so that I can fill all of your intellect up with words like "g'day" and "strewth".

If I were a really awesome calculator, what would you be?

Sionn Harrow
02-08-2011, 12:01 PM
A really awesome mathmatician.

If I were dictator of the world, what would you be?

Maximilianus
02-08-2011, 04:53 PM
An Aussie scholar, so that I can fill all of your intellect up with words like "g'day" and "strewth".
:p :nod:


If I were dictator of the world, what would you be?

Your nemesis! :brow: :)



If I were a peacemaker, what would you be?

Beautifull
02-08-2011, 08:43 PM
trouble maker!:aureola::devil:

If I were lyrics, what would you be?

skib
02-08-2011, 09:05 PM
off key.

If I were an artichoke heart, what would you be?

Armel P
02-08-2011, 09:13 PM
off key.

If I were an artichoke heart, what would you be?

a palm heart

If I were an icon, what would you be?

skib
02-08-2011, 11:40 PM
I suppose I would have to be a shortcut.

If I were a poorly thought out response, what would you be?

JuniperWoolf
02-08-2011, 11:46 PM
Um... a carrot?

If I were the creepy-*** stuffed owl that's currently looming right above my head at this moment, filling me with a sense of dread, what would you be?

iamnobody
02-09-2011, 12:11 AM
A light throw-blanket, perfect for covering creepy owls.

If I were a refrigerator magnet, what would you be?

Sarasvati21
02-09-2011, 12:26 AM
I would be the paint on the refrigerator.

If I were a vacuum, what would you be?

Triter
02-09-2011, 12:53 AM
Breathing a sigh of relief regarding the applicability of the Ideal Gas Law.

If I were a slide rule, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
02-12-2011, 09:18 AM
The solution to your algorithm.

If I were a pair of snow shoes, you would be?

aliengirl
02-12-2011, 09:57 AM
A pair of gloves.

If I were a desert, what would you be?

Beautifull
02-15-2011, 11:23 AM
a sea.

If I were a sea, what would you be?

janeeyre88
02-16-2011, 01:27 PM
A dolphin

If I were the moon, what would you be?

Beautifull
02-22-2011, 09:35 PM
The Earth!

If I were Iron Man, what would you be?

Beautifull
04-13-2011, 10:48 AM
I would be the suit!

If I were a frog, what would you be?

free
04-14-2011, 04:53 PM
a frogess

If I were internet what would you be?

Beautifull
04-15-2011, 01:07 PM
Cyber-addicted.(already am. :lol:)

If I were a laptop, what would you be?

Bluehound
04-16-2011, 01:04 PM
A touch typist

If I were a gin and tonic , what would you be?

Beautifull
04-18-2011, 11:46 AM
Intoxicated!

If I were a balloon, what would you be?

free
04-19-2011, 12:14 PM
A baloon player.

If I were a novel what would you be?

Beautifull
04-19-2011, 02:56 PM
A Reader(given it isn't too much like non-fiction)

If I were a pair of jeans, what would you be?

MatthewFarlow
04-19-2011, 08:57 PM
A belt.

If I were a sculpture what would you be?

Beautifull
04-20-2011, 01:01 PM
A Museum.

If I were a military brat, what would you be?

The Comedian
04-20-2011, 01:56 PM
A fence around the barracks. . . .

If I were an 2nd-hand store, what would you be?

Beautifull
04-20-2011, 04:20 PM
The antique store right next to it.

If I were a dedication, what would you be?

Maryd.
05-14-2011, 08:35 AM
A Eulogy

If I were a deserted island, what would you be?

Pensive
05-14-2011, 05:39 PM
a plane that would crash there. :lol:

if I were an unfinished tale what would you be?

L€lä RËmØ MÅðçÂ
05-14-2011, 06:53 PM
A burnt paper about human rights.

Not to offense anyone but tali.

Maryd.
05-17-2011, 06:08 AM
A burnt paper about human rights.

Not to offense anyone but tali.

Oh dear, you didn't leave an "If I were"

Ok, I will continue. :)

If I were a building what would you be?

Beautifull
10-20-2011, 07:46 PM
A Tree in the front. :p

If I were an English class, what would you be?

tonywalt
10-23-2011, 02:59 AM
Physical Education.

If I were an aristocrat, what would you be?

Beautifull
10-23-2011, 04:30 AM
Royalty.

If I were a feline, what would you be?

tonywalt
10-30-2011, 07:47 PM
A (fast) mouse.

If I were an explorer, what would you be?

Beautifull
10-31-2011, 02:22 AM
A biologist! :p

If I were a fossil, what would you be?

tonywalt
11-03-2011, 05:15 PM
Fossil Fuel.

If I were a football(soccer) ball what would you be?

skib
11-03-2011, 08:03 PM
An Irish pub-bound fan.

If I were a broken guitar string, what would you be?

LadyLuck
11-07-2011, 12:17 AM
A tuner.

If I were a science fiction story, what would you be?

Beautifull
11-07-2011, 06:04 AM
Fantasy.

If I were a roadtrip, what would you be?

krymsonkyng
11-07-2011, 12:03 PM
A speed limit sign graffiti-ed unreadable.

If I were a Terminator what would you be?

tonywalt
11-07-2011, 12:09 PM
I would be Arnold's half Austrian half mexican kid living in Califorinia.

If I were a raft on the wide ocean, what would you be?

Beautifull
11-08-2011, 12:20 AM
I'd be a a man's best friend who;s a volleyball named Wilson. XD

If I were a vacuum, what would you be?

LadyLuck
11-08-2011, 12:35 AM
I'd be a shiny espresso machine on the counter.

If I were a sunny day, what would you be?

krymsonkyng
11-08-2011, 06:50 PM
I'd be a nudist.

If I were kazoo what would you be?

Beautifull
11-09-2011, 08:14 PM
Harmonica!

If I were an artist, what would you be?

cafolini
11-09-2011, 08:24 PM
Staccato

If I were Dom Perignon, what would you be?

Beautifull
11-10-2011, 04:22 AM
Ice cold Corona.

If I were Arizona, what would you be?

Pensive
11-14-2011, 12:06 PM
Colorado. :p

If I were a wicked witch what would you be?

skib
11-14-2011, 12:32 PM
A yellow crescent moon in the background.

If I were a half drank cup of coffee, what would you be?

Pensive
11-15-2011, 09:55 AM
the sugar that settles in the most bottom.

If I were a living corpse what would you be?

LadyLuck
11-15-2011, 11:13 AM
I would be a vampire.

If I were a penguin, what would you be?

krymsonkyng
11-15-2011, 06:00 PM
A bow tie for your tuxedo.

If I were a bill, what would you be?

Pensive
11-16-2011, 07:47 AM
Jill.

If I were a heartless grit what would you be?

Beautifull
11-16-2011, 11:08 AM
Cold sand.

If I were a lowly servant, what/who would you be?

skib
11-16-2011, 12:40 PM
A warm cup of soup at the end of a long day.

If I were a single rain drop in a clear sky, what would you be?

krymsonkyng
11-16-2011, 04:32 PM
Paranoid that a bird flew over, then pleased that one didn't.

If I were a playing card, what would you be?

Beautifull
11-17-2011, 09:12 AM
A chess piece.

If I were a rare only-once-printed book, what would you be?

Pensive
11-17-2011, 09:20 AM
an old bookshelf in the library containing it.

If I were a fool what would you be? :p

Beautifull
11-17-2011, 03:06 PM
A teacher.

If I were a connection, what would you be?

Pensive
11-19-2011, 12:03 PM
the current running in the connecting wire.

If I were a saint what would you be?

cafolini
11-19-2011, 01:05 PM
A liar to recognize it?

If I tell a lie, what would you tell me?

Pensive
11-22-2011, 02:06 PM
I would say I believe you :D

If I were Luna Lovegood, what would you be?

Beautifull
11-22-2011, 03:11 PM
Hermione Granger. :lol:

If I were a dragon named Saphira, what would you be?

irishpixieb
11-27-2011, 12:51 AM
ERAGON!!! heck yeah!! haha

If I were Taylor Swift who would you be?

Pensive
12-05-2011, 10:05 AM
Taylor Swift's worst song :p

If I were melody what would you be?

krymsonkyng
12-05-2011, 11:56 AM
Second seat violin.

If I were a coffee mug, what would you be?

tonywalt
12-06-2011, 11:46 AM
Caffeine.

If I were a lost lost dollar/pound/euro note what would you be?

Pensive
12-06-2011, 05:06 PM
The one to seal it.

If I were a song of yore what would you be?

Beautifull
12-06-2011, 07:21 PM
A melodious flute. :) To accompany you.

If I were a can of Kiwi Strawberry juice, what would you be?

Pensive
12-07-2011, 05:07 AM
Kiwi Strawberry Juice! :D

If I were a tear, what would you be?

tonywalt
12-07-2011, 10:36 AM
..the clown with the tears.

If I were in plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?

Pensive
12-08-2011, 04:51 AM
Cayman Islands?

If I were a failing jester what would you be?

Beautifull
01-10-2012, 05:08 PM
A fed up queen.

If I were a laughing spinster, what would you be?

Pensive
01-12-2012, 07:18 AM
Your laughter.

If I were a rainbow, what would you be?

aliengirl
01-12-2012, 03:48 PM
The red color of rainbow.

If I were raindrops, what would you be?

tonywalt
01-12-2012, 06:07 PM
Your Thunderstorm.

If I were a blizzard what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
01-12-2012, 06:09 PM
A warm cottage

If I were the fourth moon of a large planet, what would you be?

Pensive
01-13-2012, 07:11 AM
the large planet :D

If I were dust, what would you be?

PoeticPassions
01-13-2012, 09:54 AM
the bookcase upon which the dust settles...

If I were a prisoner, what would you be?

Pensive
01-20-2012, 01:35 PM
The iron rods that block your way. Hell I am evil! :p

If I were a bluebird what would you be?

tonywalt
01-21-2012, 06:48 PM
An ornithologist.

If I were a silver coin what would you be?

Beautifull
01-23-2012, 08:22 AM
A Gold one.

If I were a football team, what would you be?

Pendragon
01-23-2012, 08:29 AM
The ball. I seem to get kicked a lot...

If I were a mountain what would you be?

Pensive
01-23-2012, 05:36 PM
a molehill

If I were an answer what would you be?

tonywalt
01-24-2012, 11:00 AM
A new question.

If I were bread, what would you be?

aliengirl
01-27-2012, 03:32 PM
Strawberry jam.

If I were a shadow,what would you be?

Pendragon
02-09-2012, 11:18 AM
The light that brings out the shadow

If I were a gambler, what would you be?

krymsonkyng
02-09-2012, 11:47 AM
That house in New Orleans...

If I were an Animal, guitar swung low, what would you be?

Pendragon
02-11-2012, 12:06 PM
A bass-playing mountain lion.

If I were the fog, what would you be?

BookBeauty
02-11-2012, 12:54 PM
A firefly on the bog.

If I were a toad a-croakin', what would you be?

Pendragon
02-13-2012, 09:52 AM
A bull-frog singing bass...

If I were said bullfrog, what would you be?

aliengirl
02-13-2012, 02:33 PM
A slimy green pond.

If I were a big lake, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
02-13-2012, 05:23 PM
A Schooner

If I were a schooner, what would you be?

Pendragon
02-14-2012, 11:08 AM
A tugboat

If I were a tuna what would you be?

krymsonkyng
02-14-2012, 12:00 PM
Seaweed, dried and rice-bound, holding you and the avocado captive.

If I were a white whale what would you be?

BookBeauty
02-14-2012, 12:16 PM
An activist protecting you from whale-eaters everywhere!

If I were plankton, what would you be?

Pendragon
02-17-2012, 01:19 PM
A scientist observing you through a powerful microscope.

If I were a star, what would you be?

aliengirl
02-17-2012, 01:56 PM
Definitely a stargazer!

If I were a stargazer, what would you be?

BookBeauty
02-17-2012, 01:59 PM
The telescope!

If I were a lens, what would you be?

krymsonkyng
02-17-2012, 05:17 PM
That eyelash that refuses to depart.

If I were a Cheez-it, what would you be?

Pendragon
02-18-2012, 11:20 AM
Hungry!

If I were starving, what would you be?

RJbibliophil
02-24-2012, 01:13 AM
A swallow to fly to far-off lands in search of food

If I were a carpet, what would you be?

PoeticPassions
02-24-2012, 04:48 AM
Aladdin!

If I were a genie, what would you be?

Pendragon
02-24-2012, 10:31 AM
The Lamp

If I were an Orc, what would you be?

Beautifull
02-28-2012, 01:46 AM
An elf.

If I were a sheet of fresh blank paper, what would you be?

BookBeauty
02-28-2012, 08:28 AM
A Conté stick.

If I were an artist, what would you be?

Pendragon
02-28-2012, 10:08 AM
A paint brush

If I were dead, what would you be?

BookBeauty
02-28-2012, 07:05 PM
The tombstone.

If I were a stone carving, what would you be?

Pensive
03-01-2012, 07:07 AM
rock

If I were Harry Potter what would you be? :D

aliengirl
03-03-2012, 02:46 PM
Hermione Granger, of course! :D

If I were Hermione, what would you be?

Beautifull
08-22-2012, 03:32 PM
I'd be Hagrid's Hippogriff! :D

If I were a glass of Ice cold water, what would you be?

tonywalt
08-22-2012, 03:51 PM
A straw.

If I were an escaped convict, what would you be?

aliengirl
08-22-2012, 04:16 PM
A sturdy pair of shoes.

If I'd be an apple tree, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-22-2012, 04:20 PM
I'd be a ladder

If I were willing, what would you be?

tonywalt
08-22-2012, 05:24 PM
Able.

If I were a David Hasselhoff fanatic, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-22-2012, 05:30 PM
revolted

If I was a twisted , what would you be?

Paulclem
08-22-2012, 05:31 PM
Wary.

If I were the Man with the Golden Gun, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-22-2012, 08:57 PM
I would be the Girl in the Bikini.

If I was an expensive and very fast car, what would you be?

tonywalt
08-23-2012, 05:22 PM
Your mechanic (and parts supplier too) nice profits on them cars.

If I was Holden Caulfield who/what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-23-2012, 06:09 PM
I would be Jane Gallagher.

If I was heaven on earth, you would be?

Delta40
08-23-2012, 06:15 PM
Alive & Kicking

If I was done and dusted, you would be?

lilimarlene
08-23-2012, 07:33 PM
just getting started.

If the fat lady was singing, you would be?

Hawkman
08-23-2012, 07:39 PM
That would depend on where we were in the performance, whether I liked the song and knew the words - lol

If I were a dragon what would you be, damsel or knight?

lilimarlene
08-23-2012, 07:46 PM
(lol...so you would be the audience then?)

fair damsel, sir.

If I were betwixt and between, you would be?

Hawkman
08-23-2012, 07:57 PM
A bridge.

(I'm a sucker for a damsel)

If I was one of the boys in the back room, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-23-2012, 08:14 PM
(and being a damsel, I am a sucker for a brave knight!)
lol...why I would be MD, of course!!

If I was Shiera Sanders, who would you be?

Hawkman
08-23-2012, 08:17 PM
Probably the luckiest falconer in comicland - lol.

If I was Gengis Kahn who would you be?

lilimarlene
08-23-2012, 08:33 PM
one of the spoils of war (first pick though!)

if I was hungry and wanted something tasty and exotic to eat, what would you be?

Hawkman
08-23-2012, 08:39 PM
The guy who brought you a plate of snails. :devil:

If I was a glass, what wine would you be?

lilimarlene
08-23-2012, 08:57 PM
a nicely chilled Chassagne-Montrachet, elegant and lush.

if I was the gentle breeze blowing through the meadow,what would you be?

Hawkman
08-24-2012, 01:17 PM
An old buzzard, soaring and hunting for bunnies.

If i were a cop, what would you.... etc.

lilimarlene
08-24-2012, 03:23 PM
a bad girl handcuffed in the back seat of the patrol car

If I was wandering lonely as a cloud, what would you be?

aliengirl
08-24-2012, 03:25 PM
An undercover agent.

If I were a secret mission, what would you be?

aliengirl
08-24-2012, 03:26 PM
Oops! lilimarlene is real fast. But I'll leave it as such.

Pensive
08-24-2012, 06:29 PM
I would be the detective to uncover it!

If I were the bone of contention what would you be?

Paulclem
08-25-2012, 05:15 PM
A molar.

If I were a whimsical spirit haunting an old castle, what would you be?

Hawkman
08-25-2012, 08:30 PM
A dribbling candle.

If I was Don Quixote, etc...?

Calidore
08-25-2012, 09:11 PM
Sancho, with a video camera.

If I were an old car, what would you be?

tonywalt
08-25-2012, 09:44 PM
Your costly mechanic.

If I were a lager what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-26-2012, 04:53 AM
A packet of crisps.
If I was a dark and stormy night, you would be?

tonywalt
08-26-2012, 02:35 PM
A cabin loaded with booze and stuff.

If I were a crashing wave what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-26-2012, 03:14 PM
I would be the one hanging on and riding the wave

If I was an enigma shrouded in a mystery, you would be?

tonywalt
08-26-2012, 04:42 PM
A riddle wrapping the mysterious enigma.

Would you ask if your a rse "looks big in this"?

lilimarlene
08-26-2012, 05:27 PM
That's not an issue for me (big behind)but I would only ask those kind of questions to a girlfriend who would tell the truth.
If you weren't sure, would you ask someone was it good for you?;)

tonywalt
08-26-2012, 06:05 PM
no some people are quiet.

If i were rich would you work or just be leisurely ( a very hypothetical)

lilimarlene
08-26-2012, 07:27 PM
(There are a lot of people that are quiet ,it's the one's that make all the noise that would be more suspect.But I think we are off the theme of "if I was....)

If I was further than your dreams could imagine, you would be?
(yes I would sign a prenup once my lawyer approved it but on some level I would be disappointed)

tonywalt
08-26-2012, 07:39 PM
Curious.

If i were your next door neighbor, what would you be?

Paulclem
08-26-2012, 08:03 PM
Next door.

If I were a venn diagram, what would you be?

tonywalt
08-26-2012, 09:15 PM
A square.

If I were St. Peter at the Gate, what would you say?

Beautifull
08-26-2012, 09:22 PM
Dunno. Hi?

If I were a sign that said "Free Coffee", what would you be?

tonywalt
08-26-2012, 09:29 PM
A panhandler.

If I were a paradox, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-26-2012, 10:28 PM
Confused

If I were closer than you think, you would be?

tonywalt
08-27-2012, 10:07 AM
Confused.

If I were to ask you how far is "close, what would you say?

lilimarlene
08-27-2012, 11:46 AM
(I believe the correct way to phrase this Q"is: If I were to ask you how far is"close, what would you be?)

enigmatic

If I were poor and had only my dreams, you would be?

tonywalt
08-27-2012, 11:54 AM
(I know, I'm experimenting with the rules - my bad{smack}).

I would wake you up.

If I were a Category 5 hurricane, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-27-2012, 12:28 PM
(still experimenting with the rules, eh?)

a hurricane hunter

if I were an accident waiting to happen, you would be?

tonywalt
08-27-2012, 12:40 PM
A match (or banana peel).

If I were a boring banker what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-27-2012, 01:08 PM
your most favourite money laundering client

if i were a magical mystery tour, you would be?

Hawkman
08-27-2012, 01:18 PM
The Egg Man, and possibly the walrus too, Cu-koo-Ka-chu.

If I was Gandalf...?

tonywalt
08-27-2012, 01:49 PM
The White Tree of Gondor

If I were pub with drinks on the house, what would you be?

Paulclem
08-27-2012, 02:04 PM
Happy hour.

If I were the organ grinder, what would you be?

aliengirl
08-27-2012, 02:23 PM
A gypsy dancer like La Esmeralda.

If I were a bride, what would you be?

tonywalt
08-27-2012, 02:57 PM
Your Garter.

If I were a richman?(sung, in yiddish, with fiddle) what would you be?

Beautifull
08-30-2012, 08:08 PM
A walrus! :D yeah!

If I were running shoes, what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-30-2012, 09:47 PM
running like the wind......

if I were on the dark side of the moon, you would be?

tonywalt
08-31-2012, 11:24 AM
Comfortably Numb.

If I were a noisy (but endangered) parrot in a mango tree that woke me up this morning(why will they not eat quietly) what would you be?

lilimarlene
08-31-2012, 12:24 PM
(so, you are both the noisy parrot and the guy in the bed?)

I would be the one quietly climbing the tree to grab a mango.

If I were the cure for boredom, you would be?

tonywalt
08-31-2012, 12:38 PM
(open to interpretation, but in view of your answer I was the mango!)

If you cured boredom - I would be your banker, and then retire...

If I were Wilson the volleyball on a deserted island you would be...?

lilimarlene
08-31-2012, 02:53 PM
lonely.


If I were an empty chair being rambled to, you would be ?

BienvenuJDC
08-31-2012, 05:28 PM
The rambler

If I were a period in time, what event would you be?

aliengirl
09-01-2012, 04:16 PM
My own birth! :D

If I were an endangered bird, what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-02-2012, 12:32 PM
Cerulean warbler

If you were a movie,what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
09-03-2012, 11:05 AM
Les Miserables

If I were a pie crust, what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-03-2012, 12:33 PM
Blueberry pie

If I were a secret wish, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
09-03-2012, 12:52 PM
A confidant


If I were a salad, what kind of dressing would you be?

lilimarlene
09-03-2012, 01:08 PM
A simple yet classic one, extra virgin olive oil, a touch of garlic with a squeeze of lemon, salt and pepper.

If I were your favourite meal, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-03-2012, 01:40 PM
lonely.


If I were an empty chair being rambled to, you would be ?

Clint Eastwood. :lol::lol::lol:

tonywalt
09-03-2012, 04:09 PM
A vegetarian, for your sake - as I don't want to eat you....

If i were an investor what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-03-2012, 08:11 PM
Your wife, an heiress.- LOL!

If I were gum in your hair, you'd be...?

lilimarlene
09-03-2012, 10:57 PM
(lol, not all investors are rich and sucessful B4B)

Annoyed

If I were a painting in a museum, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-03-2012, 11:41 PM
An art thief.

If you had to speak to a convention of millions (including the television etc) would you carefully prepare a scripted speech or would you partially ad lib?

aliengirl
09-04-2012, 11:34 AM
I'd prepare a speech carefully but as is my habit I'd add something as per the requirement.

If you had to speak to a convention of millions (including the television etc) would you practice your speech and expressions you'd like to show?
(A famous politician is reputed to have practiced his speech in front of a mirror.)

lilimarlene
09-04-2012, 03:40 PM
first I would load up on the valium then practice practice practice

If you were a confused and abused Spaniard from Barcelona working as as waiter in hotel in Torquay, you would be?

Beautifull
09-04-2012, 10:56 PM
Confused and abused! XD

If I were wonder woman, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-05-2012, 10:17 AM
The guy who decides what happens to the Wonder Woman character.

(Manuel)

If I were a talent agent what talent would you show? (and pretend you Had to do the thing -cuz I said so

Beautifull
09-07-2012, 12:43 AM
Hm. Probably singing. I can't dance worth a dime. XD

If I were a famous actress, what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-07-2012, 04:33 PM
your happy and rich agent!

If I were a figment of your imagination, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-07-2012, 09:40 PM
A person with mental illness.

If I were a hot air balloon, you would be...

Beautifull
09-07-2012, 10:35 PM
An airplane!

If I were a very sturdy, very old chair, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-08-2012, 08:20 AM
(lol, not all investors are rich and sucessful B4B)

Annoyed

If I were a painting in a museum, what would you be?

I meant, I was the rich one (heiress) and he'd invest my money! That's why it was so funny, to me. :lol::lol::lol:

lilimarlene
09-08-2012, 11:36 AM
I meant, I was the rich one (heiress) and he'd invest my money! That's why it was so funny, to me. :lol::lol::lol:

:thumbsup:

lilimarlene
09-08-2012, 11:42 AM
I would be the one sitting on you, drinking my cup of tea, reading my morning newspaper and enjoying the warmth from the sunlight coming throught the window.

If I was a temptation, what would you be?

Beautifull
09-08-2012, 06:10 PM
The tempted. (Sounds like a title of a book....)

If I were a worn out, but classic book, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-08-2012, 06:14 PM
In trouble.

If I was a rose bush, what would you be?

unicornhorn
09-09-2012, 01:16 AM
A thorn

If I were a crown,what would you be?

phoenixtears
09-09-2012, 08:45 AM
wearing a frown.

If I were a sea,what would you be?

Pensive
09-09-2012, 10:00 AM
sea-shore!

If I were Tyrion Lannister who would you be?

tonywalt
09-09-2012, 11:16 AM
A professional midget tosser.(sorrry, i couldnt resist!!!)

If I were were a ticket what destination would you choose?

lilimarlene
09-09-2012, 12:46 PM
La bella Italia

If I were Monday,what would you be?

Beautifull
09-09-2012, 07:19 PM
Friday!

If I were a high class Benz Mercedes, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-09-2012, 07:59 PM
Driving you in stilettos with the roof down.

If I were a warm glowing fire, what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-10-2012, 12:28 AM
( christian louboutin's of course)
I'd be the one lying in front of you wearing nothing but a smile and drinking Crystal

If I were a distant memory, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-10-2012, 11:33 AM
A chance encounter from the past.

If i were an arresting officer, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-10-2012, 07:24 PM
Drunk and trying to put on your hat.

If I were a smelly foot, you would be...

lilimarlene
09-10-2012, 07:59 PM
(I would have said a very bad girl handcuffed in the back seat of the patrol car:devil:)

Buh4Bee
09-10-2012, 09:40 PM
LOL! Lili!!!

Same Q...

tonywalt
09-10-2012, 10:00 PM
I take it we are on the smelly feet question.

I would be a pair of Tube Socks(broad stripes) for ya!!

If I were your student what would you teach me?

lilimarlene
09-10-2012, 10:13 PM
(B4B :smilewinkgrin:)

The fine art of making a woman happy.(you are a mature student, right?)

If I were a dark and stormy night , you would be?

Buh4Bee
09-11-2012, 08:52 AM
Lili, darling, that's all you. You are a lioness, let us hear you roar.

tonywalt
09-11-2012, 10:38 AM
(Roar. That reminds me of the Country Doc - what the hell is that ROAR thing he does. I do not get it? )

Electricity.

If I were a message in a bottle what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-11-2012, 11:28 AM
Lili, darling, that's all you. You are a lioness, let us hear you roar.

(:blush:aaaah B4B....I'm just a little baby lioness)

I would be reading this.....believe that you are worthy of happiness, let go of your anger and the mistakes of the past, be true to yourself and live your life with integrity, purpose and joy.

If I were a genie in a bottle, what you you be?

(country doc? ROAR?)

Buh4Bee
09-11-2012, 05:31 PM
Haha! I guess so, that was only a meow...

If I were a genie in a bottle, what you you be?

BienvenuJDC
09-11-2012, 06:00 PM
Three wishes

If I were a shooting star, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-11-2012, 07:03 PM
a rainbow

If I were a rainbow, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-12-2012, 10:19 AM
I'd be me "somewhere over it! (Don't make me sing judy garland tunes this morning:drool5:)

If I were a pill what effect would you like as an effect?

aliengirl
09-12-2012, 12:57 PM
Relief from this aching in the lower back bone.

If I were a bright September morning, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-12-2012, 01:52 PM
a white sandy beach

If I were a bear skin (including a head), what would you be?

tonywalt
09-12-2012, 02:29 PM
A motherless little baby cub crying in the forest:arf:

If I were a kid in a candy store what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-12-2012, 08:24 PM
Well, I would be the one offering you candy, little boy.:yesnod:

If I were to smell like a teen spirit, you would be?

tonywalt
09-12-2012, 11:46 PM
Kurt Cobain. (i just went to aberdeen, washington to his birthplace)

If I were a thief what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-13-2012, 12:07 AM
(well that's very cool, what were you doing there? On some kinda pilgrimage)

I would be the cop, hot on your trail.

If I were lost in translation, you would be?

tonywalt
09-13-2012, 12:31 AM
..organizing a prison break..are you in or out?- cuz for relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

If I were a starry night over the Rhone you would be?

lilimarlene
09-13-2012, 12:54 AM
I'm in.I'll go pack my stuff.

I would be your painter,Van Gogh.(beautiful painting, I saw it in Paris)

If I were getting ready to go to bed, :Yawn:you would be?

tonywalt
09-13-2012, 01:15 AM
Watching TV for a while, i'll come up later.

If I were a good nite dream you would be?

lilimarlene
09-13-2012, 12:27 PM
....having a wonderful sleep

If I were a dreamer who could only find my way by moonlight, you would be?

BienvenuJDC
09-13-2012, 12:59 PM
the moonlight, of course

If I were the protagonist in a wonderful adventure story (with an aspect of a love story), what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-13-2012, 05:04 PM
The narrator

If I were a desk lamp, you be...

lilimarlene
09-13-2012, 05:56 PM
...having your light shine on me, a fabulous George IV mahogany writing table in a rich medium-brown finish, lightly burnished and hand-rubbed.

If I were your calendar, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-13-2012, 10:08 PM
The garbage can, the year would be over.

If I were a window, what would you...

tonywalt
09-14-2012, 11:20 AM
A windowlicker.

If I were a baby seal being chased by some horrible mean jobless but hungry 1st nation peoples what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-14-2012, 12:03 PM
The garbage can, the year would be over.

If I were a window, what would you...

(the year would be over so soon, that's so sad, as mine is just getting started! :banana:)

I would be a member of ARM so watch out mean 1st nation people

If I were to take the banter that happens on a Games Forum seriously, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-14-2012, 12:44 PM
Your primal scream therapist (it really works!!) -

If I were holding up a peace sign you would be?

lilimarlene
09-14-2012, 02:02 PM
i'd be arresting your a** cause you didn't have a permit.

If I were a lie, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-14-2012, 02:46 PM
The Truth.

If i were the eternal sunshine of a spotless mind you would be?

lilimarlene
09-14-2012, 03:16 PM
you look familiar...do I know you?


If I were a quandry, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
09-14-2012, 03:44 PM
confused

If I were a bowl of porridge, what would you be?

lilimarlene
09-14-2012, 04:47 PM
Goldilocks

If I were a website, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
09-14-2012, 05:30 PM
A web surfer

If I were Casper the friendly ghost, what (who) would you be?

aliengirl
09-15-2012, 01:43 PM
The BFG. :D

If I were the BFG, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
09-15-2012, 10:24 PM
The Giant Peach

If I were a cloud, what would you be?

aliengirl
09-16-2012, 12:45 PM
The rain.

If I were the rain, what would you be? (Other than being a rainbow.)

BienvenuJDC
09-16-2012, 01:00 PM
The crops soaking it in.

If I were a garden, what would you be?

Buh4Bee
09-16-2012, 01:05 PM
The Great Pumpkin

If I were a glass of seltzer, what would be you?

BienvenuJDC
09-16-2012, 01:09 PM
A clown...what else?

If I were a clown, what would you be?

Beautifull
09-17-2012, 12:29 AM
The shiny red nose! :P I son't know why that was the one thing that always stuck out to me.... :lol:

If I were the color red, what would you be?

aliengirl
09-17-2012, 05:07 AM
A chiffon dress dyed in that gorgeous color.

If I were the sky blue color, what would you be?

tonywalt
09-17-2012, 09:52 AM
I would be the colour of the evening spread out against the sky - so let us go you and I.

If I were wave crashing in you would be?