If I were a ______, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Paralyzed in fear http://smilys.net/smiley_grimassen/smiley5734.gif

:)

If I were a kneecap, what would you be?

[Silas Thorne]

A teaspoon.


If I were the man from Atlantis, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The one asking for anecdotes from the lost city :p

If I were too inquisitive, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

evasive

If I were evasive, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A hunter :brow: :p

If I were a hunter, what would you be?

[mrv]

Impenetrable wilderness.

If I were an impenetrable wilderness, what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Lost

If I were lost, what would you be?

[zoolane]

Lost

If I were lost, what would you be?

I would be your guild light through a torch.

If I had broken leg, What would do help me?

[tainaprincess]

I would put your leg in a splint and take you to a doctor or someone who could take care of your leg.

If I were a bagel, what would you be?

[Triter]

Schmearing

If I were the U.P., what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

The L.P.

If I were the Western Hemisphere, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A resident of the western hemisphere

If I were a kite, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The wind
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/101/d/f/Flyin_mah_kite___animated_test_by_MixedMilkChOcOla te.gif


If I were a leprechaun, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Hmmm...a goldseeker!

If I were a harmless, awesome dragon, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Your friend

If I were Perry the Platypus, who would you be?

[Beautifull]

a riverbank.

If I were a ladder, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A destiny at the top

If I were a character in a book, what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

The character's friend

If I were your favorite location in the world, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Your favorite friend to make it complete

If I were your puppy, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

your master

If I were a twig, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

a leaf

If I were a dress, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A litltle black dress. My own design.

If you were a family member, (other than yourself) which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

My mother...we both like the same things...

If I were an old black & white movie, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Someone with a paint bucket :p

If I were a wannabe thespian, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

laughing at how crazy you look.

If I were a fox, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A foxhound :brow:

If I were the only remaining tree in a devastated forest, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A Gum Tree... Hey! I'm an Aussie. :)

If you were a computer what make/ brand would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Anyone with a good performance is fine for me :)

If I were a furry creature, what would you be?

[mrv]

cuddling.

If I were a white water lily, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A red tulip.

If i were a black scarf, what would you be?

[Tinbit]

a maid of honor.

if i were a queen bee, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A flower.

If I were a green tea, what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

The saucer

If I were Snape, who/what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Hermione!

If I were Hermione, who/what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Ancient runes

If I were ancient runes, who/what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Dobby (always liked Dobby)

If I were Dobby, who/what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Ginny

If I were Ginny, who/what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Harry

If I were Sirius Black, who would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Dumbledore

If I were Dumbledore, who would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The Phoenix

If I were Ron, who would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Fred or George

If I were Fred or George, who would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The other one

If I were Frodo, who would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Smigor (sp?)

If I were Smigor, who/what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Prrrecious! :lol:

If I were a math textbook, what would you be?

[tainaprincess]

Its problems.

If I were a set of math problems, what would you be?

[Triter]

Figgerin' once more

If I were motivation, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Smigor (sp?)
Sméagol :)


If I were motivation, what would you be?
Motivated, hopefully.

If I were sprawled on the road, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

Depends, if you're not injured I would be dragging you out of the road silly.

If I were a Christmas ornament, what would you be.

[Triter]

Converting

If I were a "Yield" traffic sign, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The STOP sign down the street! :p

If I were the thread that made up a shirt, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The needle of the sewing machine.

If I were a sewing machine, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

a table~!

If I were a table, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A set of playing cards

If I were one of Santa's elves, who would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Prancer, the reindeer.

If I were Santa, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The sack with all the presents in it. :)

If I were a gift, what do you think I would be?

[Maximilianus]

A cheesecake wrapped up with purple paper and white ribbons! :p

If I were a cheesecake, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The person to eat you.

If I were a cook, what would you be?

[Varenne Rodin]

A health inspector.

If I were an inspector, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The dead body.

If I were a tree what would you be?

[aliengirl]

Its shadow.

If I were a shadow, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

Its shadow.

If I were a shadow, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The person or item that caused the shadow.

If I were the sun, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The sunset.

If I were an angel, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The halo http://serve.mysmiley.net/angel/pray.gif

If I were a turntable, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The wooden cabinet of a Victrola that held the turntable.

If I were a pile of clean laundry, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The drawers that hold the clean laundry.

If I were a bar of hot iron, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The smith

If I were an inventor, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A useful invention, hopefully.

If I were a stray bullet, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A good home for strays

If I were a comedian, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The audience.

If I were a painting, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The painter

If I were a book, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The reader.

If I were a phone, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The SIM card...

If I were a story, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

the main character.

If I were a bed, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The pillow

If I were a mystery, what/who would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The detective.

If I were the goddess Venus, who/what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

You mean you're not? ;)
Mercury

If I was Prancer, who would you be?

[faithosaurus]

Haha, too kind.

Rudolph.

If I were a christmas tree, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The perfect gift under it

If I was a pair of footie PJs, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The person in them.

If I were a cabinet, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The carpenter who made you

If I were asleep, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

awake.

If I were a ghost, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A ghost buster.

If I were a ghost buster's machinery, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

a gremlin

If I were a gremlin, what would you be?

[Varenne Rodin]

Water.

If I were a tsunami, what would you be?

[Triter]

Taking the high road

If I were 0.5mm mechanical lead pencil, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Soft pink paper.

If I were a glass what would you be?

[Triter]

A wise crack

If I were a coaster, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A glass of sweet red. :)

If I were a tyre what would you be?

[Triter]

Metriculated

If I were a pound, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A dollar... I'm an Aussie. Mind you I think the pound is worth more right now. :)

If I were a book what would you be?

[Triter]

A book end

If I were a remote control, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A stereo. (Sorry hate TV)

If I were a stereo, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

An LP album....(nostalgic?)

If I were an old radio program, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

An old radio station, I guess.

If I were a shame to our species, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

curious

If I were curious, what would you be?

[Triter]

Open

If I were a mail box, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A handwritten letter.

If I were a courtroom judge, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The Bible to swear on...

If I were the dog in a painting, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The painting.

If I were an undercover special agent, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Your assisstant.

If I were my home, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

Its roof.

If I were a cloud, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A raindrop.

If I were the sun, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

The moon.

If I were a computer, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The hard drive.

If I were a dog, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A lonely bark at the moon.

If I were the dark side of the moon, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Superman

If I were invisible, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Cautious :brow:

If I were the ghost and the darkness, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Sunlight

If I were a volcano, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Its lava.

If I were a twister, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Left over rubble.

If I were romance, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Life

If I were a towel, that would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Water.

If I were a water bender, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

An earth bender

If I were two shoes in a bag, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A bag with two shoes in it.

If I were a blade in a sheath, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

A Ninja

If I were a Ninja, what would you be?

[Triter]

Riding a Kawasaki

If I were a sojourn, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Turner.

If I were a pair of eyes, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

mouth.

If I were a picture of a field of daisies, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The actual field I'd like to be.

If I were a flying dagger, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The hand that threw that dagger.

If I were a strand of hair, what would you be?

[faithosaurus]

A hairbrush.

If I were a singer, what would you be?

[Triter]

Basting

If I were the liquid phase of matter, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

water!

If I were a single thread in a ball of yarn, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A crochet hook.

If I were a bird, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

Air.

If I were a fish, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Plankton

If I were the ocean, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A continent

If I were earphones, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The sound coming out of them.

If I were the sound of a harmonica, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A quiet night.

If I were a game controller, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A game character.

If I were a blank sheet of paper, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A poem of friendship.

If I were a room, what would you be?

[XRiddleDragonX]

A window.

If I was a dog, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A comfy dog bed

If I were a website called Literature Network Forums, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A thread started by a forum member under the name Beaut... something :p :D

If I were a poetry contest, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

I would be the one who won it. :p (:lol: to your answer)

If I were a keychain, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A hot red sports car (What? I can dream. :))

If I were a glass, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

What fills it half full.

If I were a power ranger, what would you be?

[Derwind]

The leader of the Voltron force.

If I were a hundred leagues under the sea, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Hundred leagues above the sea.

If I were a figurine, what would you be?

[MystyrMystyry]

A statue of Thor

If I were made of stone what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Made of gold.

If I were a bag of popcorn, what would you be?

[MystyrMystyry]

A really good movie


If I were a famous director, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A really good actor

If I were an expected call, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

The receiving device.

If I were a radio station, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

Listening

If I were a spider, what would you be?

[Triter]

Thread enmeshed

If I were a weaver, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The weaved.

If I were a blueprint, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

Probably an architect.

If I were a bridge, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A very wide river.

[iamnobody]

If you were a very wide river, I would be a boat.

If I were a bat, what would you be?

[Triter]

A spelunker

If I were an escaped convict, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

an abetter

If I were a word game, what would you be?

[Triter]

polysyllabic

If I were Mr. Ed, what would you be?

[TinCan]

Very well trained

If I were yarn, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A Woven sweater.

If I were a teddy bear on Valentine's Day, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A broken heart on Valentine's day, pierced by a merciless arrow.

If I were lost in the desert, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

An oasis.

If I were a song without words, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

A melody.

If I were a melody, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A tune.

If I were a tune, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A fiddle.

If I were a stringless guitar, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Strings! I couldn't bear to be anything else! Guitars deserve to have strings!!!!!

If I were broken in half, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Sticky tape, here to fix you.

If I were a tooth, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Probably another tooth. :)

If I were a ornament, what would you be?

[orgoo]

me:blush5:

If I were a Moon, what would you be?

[OfHighInterest]

Jupiter

If I were a teddy bear, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The receiver!

If I were a pillow, what would you be?

[TinCan]

Comfortable

If I were a bag, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

groceries

If I were a supermarket, what would you be?

[MystyrMystyry]

a car park


If I was a bunyip what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A swamp, I think.

If I were a swamp, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

Swamp Thing!

If I were Swamp Thing, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

Sick.

If I were a birthday cake, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The icing...

If I were a pillow what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The tassles on its edge :)

If I was wristwatch, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Neverending time... For you my dear daughter.

If I were a Time, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Another time. Hahaha. Pun!

If I were a pun, what would you be?

[Maximilianus]

A bad pun alert http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_PunAlert.gif :p :D


If I were a bad pun alert, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A sign!

If I were a sign, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The wall you are situated on.

If I were a volcano, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Lavaaaa!

If I were a head full of hair, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

A hand, scratching you.

If you were a bottle of hair dye, whose head would you touch?

[Maryd.]

Cher.

If I was a comedian, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

laughter

If I were a golf ball, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The hole.

If I were lighthouse, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A ship

If I were a rose bush, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Yellow coloured with thick, dominant thorns, outside the chapel. I'd tell you what breed but I don't know anything about that stuff.

If you were a manager, what would you manage?

[Maryd.]

You... You... Get it. You. Oh for those who don't know, ^ is my daughter. Hee hee

If I were a radio station, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

A song.

If I were an arrow, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The heart.

If I were a man, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

A woman... to be with you. ;)


If I were lips, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A woman... to be with you. ;)

Awww, I've gone all shy. Hee hee.



If I were lips, what would you be?

A kiss. ♥

[Heathcliff]

Aw, my naughty mummy didn't leave a question...

I would be lip balm :D

If I was a plastic bag, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

recycling

If I were a snowball, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The rock inside you. Mwahahaha!!

If I were a fish, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A bear.

If I were a river, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A bank.

If I were a house, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

your mortgage.

If I were a chair, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The person, who rest upon you... :)

If I were a dinner, what part of the meal would you be?

[iamnobody]

Dessert

If I were a desert, what would you be?

[Triter]

Irrigation

If I were a coffee service, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

served

If I were a spa, what would you be?

[Triter]

exhausted

If I were a zodiacal sign, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

An artist for a magazine, drawing logos to represent you for the horoscope section.

If I were an ambulance, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Um. Fire Truck (Definitely wouldn't be the one going in there)

If I were a fizzy cup of soda, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The glass/cup

If were a lion, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Tiger!

If I were Tigger, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Poo Bear... I would be Winnie. :)

If I were a laptop, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The o button :D

If I were a mouse, what would you be?

[MystyrMystyry]

A piece of cheese - in a trap!

If I was a mountain stream what say you?

[Beautifull]

I'd be an immovable mountain. One that you have to go around!

If I were a flash drive, what would you be?

[Triter]

All thumbs

If I were a monitor, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

A Komodo dragon

If I were a dragon, what would you be?

[Triter]

Living by the sea.

If I were a divot, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

grass I guess.....

If I were a bag of junk food, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Lipstick.

If were the outback/forest, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A safe haven.

If I were the tallest tree in the jungle, what would you be?

[Neo_Sephiroth]

A monkey!!!

If I were a...love bird, what you be?

[Beautifull]

A fly away bird not wanting anything to do with love...it's just too much for me.

If I were a calculator, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

pie ^-^

If I were a song, what would you be?

[iamnobody]

Singing!

If I were a singer, what would you be?

[Triter]

Basted

If I were laced, what would you be?

[aliengirl]

frilled

If I were a frilled frock, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

A little disturbed.

If I were a pen, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Papel! Paper.

If I were curly, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

Twisted.

If I were a thought, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

An Action

If I were a tree, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

The river that flows near your roots.

If I were a shoe, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The shoelaces

If I were building light, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

a shadow?

If I were a painting, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A sketch.

If I were a good picture, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

the shading.

If I were a shadow, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The sun.

If I were a mouse, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

A burrow.

If I were a fox, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Another fox. Cuz I like fox.

If I were a rabbit, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

A squirrel;)

If I were a song, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Lyrics.

If I were a manga, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

The artist ^-^

If I were a tear, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

A tissue!

If I were a dress, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

shoes that match ^-^

If I were a dance, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Musica!

If I were an electronic device, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

an mp3 device.

If you were a season, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Fall.
If I were leaves, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

fruit.

If I was a book, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

The reader!

If I were a pen, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

Ink :D

If I were a hat, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Scarf!

If I were a computer, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

The Monitor :D

If I were ink, what would you be?

[Beautifull]

Pen!

If I were the letter S on the keyboard, what would you be?

[Sionn Harrow]

Shift.