character brawls

[kingoflombards]

"We're in the same place since the last time you were here. Only with pieces of MY ship all over the place." said Deadpool, obviously as unconcerned with the throatless Fox as everyone else.
"And Dragon guts" added Venom, equally concerned.

[jekan blazer]

"Crystal the Crazy stole his trachea, but no worries, she'll give it back. Right, Crazy?"

you keep spelling my name wrong!!! it is KRYSTAL with a K

[Nikhar]

"What! Everyone's dying?" Artemis spoke and fell on the ground.

Harry kicked his butt.

"Sorry, just wanted to get used to the atmosphere." Artemis spoke while he stood on his feet again.

[kingoflombards]

She's crazy, what does she care? :lol:

[Nikhar]

"Ok, where were we initially?" Harry asked.

[jekan blazer]

http://www.sandelman.ottawa.on.ca/justin/rofl/omfg_files/lollermanche4vz.gif

[Nikhar]

"Did I just crack a joke and not realized it?" Harry wondered.

[kingoflombards]

We were in a clearing near a pond doing some training. That was explained a million posts ago.

Deadpool shoots down the ROTFLCOPTER as revenge for his own ship.

[Nikhar]

"Oh....ok....Why's everyone dying, by the way?"

"Swine Flu?" Artemis asked.

[kingoflombards]

"Nope, Krystal the Crazy over there" said Venom, "By the way, did you enjoy flying :lol:?)

[Nikhar]

"What's wrong with Krystal?"

"And in the "Lands of old and dead", we didn't fly, we swam across rivers inhabited by inferis."

[jekan blazer]

krystal got up and said "what happened? where am i?"

[Nikhar]

"Aren't we asking the same?"

[jekan blazer]

"oh my god!!!! not again!!!!" krystal said, scared...

[kingoflombards]

"you acciedentally took Fox's crazy pills?" suggested Venom.
"

[jekan blazer]

"no... my other personality came out!!! oh, fox, why did you try to sedate me? xouc fox!!!!!" and fox healed!

[kingoflombards]

"What the F?!?! Explain please."

[jekan blazer]

panicky, she explained, "i have split personalities... me, and kriana... kriana is easily angered. when she is angry nothing can stop her..."

[kingoflombards]

"'Sept a rock to the noggin. Welcome to the club!" said Venom, who is literally two beings.

[jekan blazer]

"she doesnt feel any pain..." krystal shuddered...


"dammit krystal!!! what the hell is with you?" fox shouted...

"kriana..." she stated

[kingoflombards]

"This is a sap opera", chuckled Venom.

(Yes, I left the 'o' out of soap on purpose)

[jekan blazer]

"a what?" fox asked...

[kingoflombards]

To end the ceaseless badgering, Venom punched Fox's, and Krystal's just to be safe, lights out.

[jekan blazer]

bad move venom....

kriana comes back out!!!

[kingoflombards]

But is immediately punched out. Kriana may not have felt it, but Krystal sure will when she wakes up! :lol:

[jekan blazer]

but kriana got right back up and stared venom down...

[kingoflombards]

...While he gave her a concussion.

[jekan blazer]

but what he didnt realize was that kriana was invincible...

[kingoflombards]

....then lets see how she copes with gravity :lol:.

Venom chucks her the way he did Fowl and Potter. He chucks them too just for fun!

[jekan blazer]

she bends time to her will and lands softly and nimbly on her feet...

[kingoflombards]

...directly over a land mine. Wow, she flew even farther!

[jekan blazer]

but she flew straight at venom and screeched as loud as a jumbo jet!!!

[kingoflombards]

Venom recoiled in pain at the noise while Deadpool engages her in combat. Better hope you're bullet proof!

[jekan blazer]

she told the bullets to hit venom and they did...

[RobinHood3000]

*picks his teeth with an arrow*

[qimissung]

mewtew arrives with his samurai sword; he slashes Venom, which buys them a little time. With his ability to change the weather he induces a raging thunderstorm.

[Nikhar]

Artemis pulled out a small box, which was labelled FDB (Fairy Dome Builder) and tapped on it.

A huge magnificient dome erupted out of the box and covered the two teens.

"Should keep us safe!" Artemis said with a smile, as he enjoyed the brawl.

[RobinHood3000]

*looks around the dome*

Is that the theme from Pokémon?

[jekan blazer]

venom slams into the dome, knocking it out of commision...
"who's next?" kriana asked venomously

[Nikhar]

"It's time that we teach someone a lesson!" Artemis glanced at Harry who in turn nodded.

Artemis heaved a small cubical box in the air. Harry pointed his wand towards the box and shouted, "Aguamenti!"

A huge wave of water erupted from the box and smashed into kriana who was thrown backwards.

[jekan blazer]

but kriana is unfazed!!!

[Nikhar]

"Isn't krystal back yet?"

"Can fox swim?"

[jekan blazer]

"no, krystal is not back yet..." kriana stated
fox didnt need to swim; he was hovering in the air...

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion having no clue what was going on stands off to the side and watches

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel arrives and pulls a bag of popcorn out of thin air. He stands in the sidelines and tries to decide whose side he is on.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Shall we flip a coin?

[jekan blazer]

kriana states... "i have to go now... krystal shall return in 5 seconds..."




five seconds later there was a flash, and krystal was back...

[jekan blazer]

"what the hell is going on here?" focx asked..

[Nikhar]

"Well, if you must know, which you must, your other part is mad!"

[jekan blazer]

"ya think?" falco muttered...

[Nikhar]

"Hey, btw, we mean business here. When do we attack the aliens?"

[jekan blazer]

"good question..." fox stated. "the answer is as soon as we get ready.."

[Nikhar]

"And when do you reckon that would be?"

[jekan blazer]

"well we have to suit up...check our weapons...check our shields...go through a breifing while we travel... and land... so about 4 days, max..." master chief stated...

[Nikhar]

"Hmm...where are all the armours kept?" Artemis's eyes gleamed. There was a mischievious plan planting itself in his head.

[jekan blazer]

fox caught the gleam in artemis' eyes, and got suspicious. he asked, "what are you up to?"

[Nikhar]

Artemis quickly replied, "Oh, nothin absolutely. Why are you asking that?"

"Just wait for some time....", he thought.

[jekan blazer]

"you lie..." krystal whipered... "i can read minds..."

"i will only ask nicely one more time... what are you plotting" fox asked

[Nikhar]

"Nothing.....and are you trying to threaten me?" Artemis said.

"Fools!" he thought.

[jekan blazer]

"liar... krystal can read your mind... and i am not a fool... no im not threatening... i am just curious... who knows, maybe you can help us..." fox said

[Nikhar]

"Ok, perhaps, I need to explain something here." Harry said.

"First things first, Artemis and me did not meet here by coincidence. We are on a mission, to eliminate "The Throne of Power" in "The Lands of dead and old". That's where we had gone.
The castle is in the heart of "The Lands". We faught inferis and goblines with the help of elvish and fairy power and finally reached the gate. But what met us on the gate to the castle was a huge force of trolls and dragons. So, we returned."

"And now, we need a few armours."

[jekan blazer]

"ok.... first you help us... then you can keep the armor for yourself... fair enough?" fox inqured

[ReflectionOfSky]

I've decided to help fox.
(or at least the coin decided for me)

...and in the meantime, let's have barbecue chicken!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion immediately took sides with Fox at that point and said, "I prefer pie."

[Nikhar]

"We need to destroy the Throne before the full moon or the Devil of Devils would rise. And full moon is just a week away."

[jekan blazer]

Xion immediately took sides with Fox at that point and said, "I prefer pie."

fox replied... "another for the help of mankind... good...what kind of pie do you prefer?"


"We need to destroy the Throne before the full moon or the Devil of Devils would rise. And full moon is just a week away."


"will you swear on the river styx that you will return when finished? before you answer... remember if you take this oath, it must not be broken, or your soul is damned for eternity..." krystal stated

[jekan blazer]

alliances!!!




the starfox team

Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
Axel
Xion

no alliance declared


Cheshire Cat
Merlin
Mirumo de Pon
Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
mewtwo
green yoshi
sailor moon
Calvin
Hobbes
robin hood

[ReflectionOfSky]

I shall take you to the castle so as to avoid enemies that have already been destroyed

[ReflectionOfSky]

Artemis and fox go inside and take out the throne. I'll stay at the entrance and take down the dragons

[ReflectionOfSky]

"Ready? THREE...TWO...oh whatever"
darkness enveloped them and they disappeared and reappeared in the lands of the dead.

[ReflectionOfSky]

"Xion help me guard the entrance! the rest of you get inside."

[jekan blazer]

"are you sure about this? you could use help..." krystal hinted

[ReflectionOfSky]

I need no aid. Besides, There are more than enough organization member here to help me.

[RobinHood3000]

alliances!!!

the starfox team

Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
Axel
Xion

no alliance declared


Cheshire Cat
Merlin
Mirumo de Pon
Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
mewtwo
green yoshi
sailor moon
Calvin
Hobbes


*waves* Oy!

[Nikhar]

"Hey Axel, I wonder if you know that the castle in which the throne rules is called 'The Palace Doom' and it is in the heart of the lands. And one can not apparate anywhere near the castle. The castle that we see right now is a fake and a perrilious trap. We go inside and our bones would be crushed to a pulp. The main castle is 50 miles away and we have to walk till there."

"And to warn you, we would encounter deadly beasts in our journey."

[ReflectionOfSky]

this isn't ______(insert your favorite seven letter word here) apparition
but if you want to walk the way so badly, then i'll just do this. Darkness enveloped them (when you apparate, you simply disappear, when i do this, i open a door.)
They appeared in a barren wasteland, with a vast black ash-covered plain as far as the eye could see.

[ShardsOfOcean]

"Where have you taken us Axel?" Xion asks a bit too calmly..."You know what will happen if we go there this way."

[ReflectionOfSky]

I told you, i've mastered it, you're just ticked because your light ability doesn't let you use the door to darkness

[ShardsOfOcean]

"You know that if you try this again you will die from exhaustion. It takes to much energy, you know that..." Xion told Axel

[ReflectionOfSky]

yeah but i'm taking it from kingdom hearts, so that's fine

[jekan blazer]

"ummm... yeeeah.... what are you talking about?" slippy asked

[ReflectionOfSky]

Nothing you need to know

[ShardsOfOcean]

"How he apparitioned here and almost killed himself. By the way, thanks Artemis for that save back there. :)" Xion explained

[ReflectionOfSky]

not really, he thought we were at the wrong castle

[ShardsOfOcean]

"Now, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE????" Xion screams at Axel, "You can't apparition out of here, so now what?!"

[ReflectionOfSky]

I told you that it wasn't apparition, don't yell at me. (please)

[ShardsOfOcean]

ReflectionOfSky not really, he thought we were at the wrong castle
Xion replies to that, "Yeah, we were at the wrong castle." :argue:

[ShardsOfOcean]

"Who said I had to get along with you, at least I'm on your team.":thumbs_up

[ReflectionOfSky]

wow...

[jekan blazer]

krystal laughed...

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel sulked...for about 2 seconds

[jinjang]

Lago on Jafar's shoulder is passing by and Lago flicks his wand to make infinitely many number of tennis balls rolling down the hills, covering every inch of the ground.

Chaos! Fox falls while grabbing Slippy, Slippy falls on top of Fox, Falco dances while trying to avoid the balls, Artemis would not be able to dodge all these balls no matter how smart he is, Axel and Xion stopped fighting with each other and decided to ride on the balls down the hills, Calvin runs back home to bring along his slide, Robbin Hood falls more spectacularly tangled up in his cape. "No cape!", the Incredible robe designer said.

Lago, laughing and watching this pell-mell and heaps of characters, disappears before Merlin shows up! :lol:

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel slides down the hill stylishly. He then burns through the tennis balls around him.

[jekan blazer]

"jkef kxaj sxuej!!!" krystal yelled... and the balls dissapeared...

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, now forgetting about the recent conversation, slides down the hill as if she was riding on a surf board....randomly surfing music comes on and Xion "surfs" her way toward Robin Hood to help him get up.

[ReflectionOfSky]

wondering why a random bird with a magical wand appeared, Axel summons up some chicken.

[jekan blazer]

fox rolled his eyes @ Xion & axel, then noticed multiple alien dropships on the horizon...

"BATTLE STATIONS!!!! DROPSHIPS INBOUND!!!" he yelled

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion was about to say a comment about Fox rolling his eyes at her, when one of the aliens almost stabbed her in the back. She whipped around right when her keyblade appeared and sliced him in half.

[jekan blazer]

"XION, PAY ATTENTION!!! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!! MOVE!!! MOVE!!! MOVE!!!!" fox yelled

[ShardsOfOcean]

"I killed one of them!!! I am paying attention." Xion said while taking evasive maneuvers.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion then waits for the command to attack.

[ReflectionOfSky]

BURN!!! Yelled axel! as the aliens did just that.
Hey, what aliens are these?

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion realises that she's just supposed to kill as many as she can, so she turns into a beam of light (with a keyblade) and slices down almost a full quarter of the army...She suddenly gets stopped by the leader and goes into a sword battle with him.

[jekan blazer]

"THEY ARE THE COVENANT!!!!" fox yelled while drawing his blaster....
ATTACK!!!

[ReflectionOfSky]

"...and they burn nicely too." says Axel, incinerating the first rank of grunts and splattering the rest with a "borrowed" Ghost.

[jekan blazer]

"krystal? we need kriana!!!!" fox yelled...


"why?" krystal asked..


"thats why!!!!!!!!!" fox screamed, pointing at the burnt aliens...

they all got up and brushed themselves off!!!

[jekan blazer]

"oh shi....." fox said weakly...

[jekan blazer]

"HUNTERS!!! THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF HUNTERS!!!" falco reported...


"great... and they are immune to fire now..." fox muttered

[ReflectionOfSky]

This is...not good

[ReflectionOfSky]

I'll let the organization bye us some time.

[jekan blazer]

"how?" fox asked


krystal stated, "someone hurt me!!! now!!!!"

[qimissung]

Mewtew, also taking evasive maneuvers, leaped balletically on the head of one, then, with sword in hand, leaped into the fray, a whirling dervish, spinning and slashing. Heads rolled. "Tennis anyone?" asked Mewtew, with a devilish grin.

[Nikhar]

"Ok...I wonder how you freakin landed us up here...but just in case you don't know, full moon's 5 days away and "The Devil" is slowly recuperating. And if we don't hurry, we will have The devil to fight along with these bunch of twerps!" Artemis threw a small cubical box towards a dozen of advancing aliens. A huge crack appeared and swallowed them.

Harry shouted, "Avis!" with a flicker of his wand. A covey of birds launched from the end of Harry's wand, which furiously pecked at the aliens. The aliens stormed towards their ships and flew away.

[prendrelemick]

"What this thread needs is a cameo appearence." said Rincewind

[ReflectionOfSky]

To Artemis: "I AM the Devil" said Axel and turned into a humongous flaming monster, complete with wings, spiked tail, and an i'm with stupid shirt.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion runs out of the way while saying, "Don't step on me!"

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion deciding that she should be helpful, boards a scarab, kills the driver, and orders everybody on board. (You can't do this in Halo)

[jinjang]

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/tv/images/library/shows/the-return-of-jafar/lg-promo/lg-promo-the-return-of-jafar-1.jpg
Jafar said in his deep gruff voice, "Introduction, first! Do your villainy properly, you hear, villain!

Lago frowns at Jafar but follows his direction as usual.

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=514&pictureid=4318

I am the adorable, charimatic, irresistably charming parrot! My name is Lago, the most favored villain in Disney World.
Remeber I am mostly a thief apart from other high qualities!

[jekan blazer]

Xion deciding that she should be helpful, boards a scarab, kills the driver, and orders everybody on board. (You can't do this in Halo)

(in halo 2, you board the scarab, kill the driver, but you are unable to drive it...)



"artemis!!!! harry!!! go to your destination and complete your mission!!! then come back and help us!!!" fox yelled...

a hunter lay dead on the ground, and fox pulled off his fuel rod cannon, strapping it to his arm.

(cant do this in halo!!!)


he wasted the first thing he saw; a mob of grunts.

the grunts witherd and turned to radioactive ash as the ray hit them...

astonished at the power, fox yelled, "everyone get a fuel rod cannon from a hunter!!!"


krystal found two dead hunters and pulled the cannons off strapping one to each arm, and summoned forth kriana!!!

[Nikhar]

"Oh...we are ready to go......just get off those armours on which you are sitting!" Artemis said in a "should-sound-innocent" voice.

[jekan blazer]

"you have armor on!!! be sure you return!!!" fox yelled over the noise of the cannon blast, wasting the aliens.

[Nikhar]

Harry and Artemis land in the thickest of woods, with the armours on them.

"Whash zhu you zhink of Axzhel?" Artemis spoke stuffing cram in his mouth.

"What about her?"

"She turned into a devil and claimed to be THE Devil!"

"Couldn't have been him! According to The Prophecies of the PROPHECY, The Devil can't rise back before the full moon. Must've been his servant to fool us...... How did the hobbits eat this! It just doesn't have a taste!"

[jekan blazer]

the team fought on, wasting thousands of aleins, but they were slowly losing their ground... wave after wave after wave of the covenant.... even kriana was wearing out...

[kingoflombards]

Suddenly a wave of hunters are crushed by a HUGE incoming piece of shrapnel.

"WE'RE BACK!!!", Venom roars.
"Didja miss us?", inquired Deadpool while slicing through aliens like they were butter.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Um yeah... says Axel while squishing a chopper

[ReflectionOfSky]

Artemis:"Whash zhu you zhink of Axzhel?" Artemis spoke stuffing cram in his mouth.

"What about her?"
Axel is a guy

[ReflectionOfSky]

Besides, i'm not at full power, so the Devil's true form i won't rise just yet. The real Devil has yet to wake though

[jinjang]

Lago swoops down and steals the cookie. Lago flies away, munching on the cookie.:D

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=514&pictureid=4346

What cookie?

Is it legal to steal the baby with Artemis? What if he cries? I will give him a cookie then...

[kingoflombards]

....there is a random eclipse and you inadvertandly summoned Barney the Dinosaur from his grave. BIG OOPS.

[Nikhar]

"Fool...Axel's a guy!"

"Well, how was I supposed to know? At least his avatar looked like a girl!"

[kingoflombards]

:lol: It's funny 'cause it's true! :lol:

[ShadowFire]

From the dust of the battle emerged a new player: Professor Charles Xavier from the X-MEN movies. He said in his usual calm tone, "I come with the interest of earth's survival against this dangerous threat."

With his mind control powers, he is a key element in this battle now. He controlled a covenant elite. Suddenly, the elite turned to another elite and snapped its neck forcefully. Then, without hesitation, the elite took a plasma grenade from its belt, stuck it to a grunt's neck and hurled grunt into the crowd of covenant.

The Professor took more of the enemies under his control causing the covenant to tear itself apart. He was fighting without even moving from his wheelchair. Three hunters then came around the Professor protecting him from any possible threat.

After a while, the Professor called to Fox, "Would you like me to have them bring you a wrath? Or anything else?"

[jekan blazer]

Lago swoops down and steals the cookie. Lago flies away, munching on the cookie.:D

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=514&pictureid=4346

What cookie?

Is it legal to steal the baby with Artemis? What if he cries? I will give him a cookie then...

"fool!! you made a huge mistake!!! now i have been freed from my bonds!!!
i am really a demon!!! i am not just fox mccloud!!!
muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
i am demon fox mccloud!!! i am a friend of axel's true form!!!" fox screamed as he showed his true form...




"Fool...Axel's a guy!"

"Well, how was I supposed to know? At least his avatar looked like a girl!"


:lol: It's funny 'cause it's true! :lol:

you two know that that's a chibi axel, right?

[jekan blazer]

"oh no!!" kriana screamed...

"what is your.... oh crap......." falco stated...

master chief and arbiter were nowhere to be found

demon fox unstrapped the fuel rod cannon and tossed it at a bunch of enemy hunters... it exploded with a green flash... and the hunters disintegrated... he tore off his armor, flexed his claws and said, "no thanks!!! i have all i need here!!!" and rejoined the fray!!!

[ShadowFire]

"Very well," said the Professor and he continued to destroy the enemy with itself. In the mean time, he tried to determine the master chief and the arbiter's location.

[jekan blazer]

an honor guard walked up to the demon fox mccloud and said, "we have your allies.. if you want to see them alive, do not continue to fight us.... join our cause... before you decide have your remaining allies come to me...."


fox asked, "who do you have?"



the honor guard replied, " we have Slippy, Falco, master chief, cortana, the arbiter, red yoshi, Venom, Deadpool, Axel, Xion, and your girlfriend... krystal... "

[ShadowFire]

"Oh no," said the Professor knowing that the guard's last words would be his last forever.

Before Fox went crazy, the Professor turned to him and said, "He is telling the truth."

[kingoflombards]

Suddenly the allies appear out of nowhere and destroy the guards. I guess they forgot Deadpool's teleportation powers.:D

[Nikhar]

"You know Artemis, sometimes I just thought that something's wrong with Fox." Harry said, unaware about the happenings with his "supposed-to-be-allies".

"We shouldn't care really, as long as they don't follow us. And besides, we have been walking for 5 hours in this thick forest and yet are miles away."(there was a small thud that Artemis apparantly didn't notice).

Artemis continued, "Though perhaps you are right. Let's hope everyone's alright there. Anyways, we need to be on our guard, who knows what peril may be following us. What do you-"

Artemis turned back, and found out that Harry was suddenly missing.

[kingoflombards]

Venom laughs his head off and sends Fowl off after him. The flying aces! :lol:

[Nikhar]

(Did not realyy get what you meant Venom, sorry, but if you know, which I wonder if you do, Artemis and Harry are currently not with the rest of the team. They are on a different mission.)

---------------------------------------------------

Artemis frantically searched for Harry when, out of the blue, something caught him by his leg. Artemis fell on the ground and realized that he was being drawn backwards.

[kingoflombards]

I know, but Deadpool brought him there! :lol:

[ReflectionOfSky]

Just send him back. Let him get on with his mission... so i can beat the stuffing outta him when he comes back. (for calling me a girl)

[ShardsOfOcean]

"Why do I always show up when it's boring?" Xion complained... Right after saying this, Xion started beating up the guards for fun.


the honor guard replied, " we have Slippy, Falco, master chief, cortana, the arbiter, red yoshi, Venom, Deadpool, Axel, Xion, and your girlfriend... krystal... "
Why am I always near the end? :(

[ReflectionOfSky]

Lol i'm ahead because i allied first

[kingoflombards]

But I'm WAY ahead of you! HA! (Look at this! we are fighting for Jekan's lists. That should be a forum :lol:)

[Nikhar]

Artemis was being drawn backwards. A brown shoot had got hold of his leg and was hauling him backwards. Artemis dug his nails in the soil and frantically ventured to resist the motion. Every few seconds, he would embrace the trunks of the tree but the force which dragged him was too much for him to match.

Suddenly, the grip loosened. However, Artemis' legs pained. He got up, mainly on one leg, and saw.....

"It's an enting!" a voice spoke.

Artemis turned and to his relief, saw Harry.

"Enting?"

"Yeah, young ents, talking trees, that may make more sense to you."

"Whoever they are, they shouldn't have messed with us." Artemis closed his hands around his pocket.

"No!" Harry shrieked. "They are noble folk!"

"Well, if you ask me, that wasn't the noblest of ways to welcome someone. Ouch!" Artemis pressed his sprained legs.

The entings giggled. Artemis had just noticed, that there was not one, but a swarm of them.

"Oh, they are naughty, not as solemn as the ents themselves."

"Anyways, what do they want?"

"Dunno, they might want to tell us now!"

"To put it simply, we want to help you defeat the Devil. If he's back, he'd send his army and chop us all down for his weapons." One of the entings said in a very deep voice.

"Well, at least their voice is much more mature than they are!" Artemis grunted, still vexed at the behaviour.

[kingoflombards]

Back at the battlefield, aliens watch perplexed as the allies fight for the first name on the Jekan list. It's kinda sad.:lol:

[jekan blazer]

"you arse!!!" fox screamed.(:flare::flare::flare::flare::flare:)

everyone was returned except krystal... as the demon fox mccloud got angry, he transoformed into a huge flaming demon fox!!!
http://www.narutopictures.biz/pics/naruto-kyuubi.jpg

[kingoflombards]

The fox is flaming!?!?! How can you tell? Oh, I get it! You mean on fire:lol:!


Deadpool draws his swords and readies himself for battle. Fox burgers tonight! Pre-cooked!

[jekan blazer]

the demon growled, "do not attack me, friend... attack the aliens..." with that, he scorched the cowering honor guard with demon fire... (demon fire is not the same as fire, so the aliens are not immune to it...)

[ReflectionOfSky]

"Good boy!" says Axel as the Demon fox barks happily

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion wanting to keep Fox happy picks up an alien and throws as hard as she could while saying, "Fetch!" Fox runs swiftly chews the alien to bits and burns the aliens trying to get near him to shoot.

[Nikhar]

Artemis and Harry walked between a moving forest (that is what a muggle would think). Five entings on each side gaurded the "teen alliance" as they continued on their escapade. Till now, the journey had been smooth, and the armour had not yet got a chance to show its expediency. Full moon was still 4 days away, so they guessed that they had quite some time to accomplish their quest. But how wrong they were!

Huge black and monstrous clouds swam their way from the east to the sky overhead. Fierce beasts came soaring towards them penetrating the clouds, and billowing out a huge wave of fire.

[kingoflombards]

At the lead of the terrible horde of beasts was a twisted mass of flesh and horns. On the back of a scaled steed was a knight, presumably the King of the Dead lands.

"Why have you invaded my lands? You come with a force bent in destruction. Explain or die."

[Nikhar]

Before the King (The Devil's accomplice helping him to rise back again) could speak another word, Harry pointed his wand towards a nearby flowing lake, and roared, "Aguamenti!". A gargantuan comber of water soared out of the lake lugging a huge amount of energy with it and smashed into the beasts. The beasts were caught unawares and thrown back. A few fell on the ground, unable to withstand their biggest adversary- water.

The entings took this time to the best of their advantage and hauled Harry and Artemis on to their stemy shoulders and ran into the thicker wods.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel in the meanwhile was swatting wraiths and choppers.

[jekan blazer]

demon fox growled giddily... and chomped on a pair of hunters, when he had an idea.
:idea:
fox boomed, "attach the fallen aliens weapons to me, as well as vehicle weapons!!!"

[ReflectionOfSky]

"Okay" said Axel ripping the top turret off of a scarab and hurling it at fox who caught it.

[kingoflombards]

The King of the Dead Lands pursues Harry and Fowl. Angry as heck, that is.


Meanwhile... Venom chucks the pieces of shrapnel of alien crafts at Fox. Hope he has a good catch!

[ShadowFire]

The Professor with his incredible ability to sense things calls to Fox, "You better move quickly getting those weapons on you; their re-enforcements are coming!"

[jekan blazer]

demon fox acknowledges the professer, dodging the shrapnel at the same time...



three minutes later, demon fox was armored and equipped better than a tank...

[ReflectionOfSky]

"Uh...I Threw enough weapons and explosives at you to be better armed than several thousand tanks" said Axel "so this better work"

[kingoflombards]

Considering that Fox is on fire, giving him explosives is not intelligent. Aliens and allies scramble for cover at a firestorm wreaks havoc in the sky. It would have been fine, if not for gravity that is! :lol:

[Nikhar]

"We are safe now?" Harry asked.

"Oh yes, riding a group of entings, being chased by a horde of beasts and a vexed demon, can you feel safer?" Artemis spat and a few entings giggled.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Not knowing what had just been said, Axel claimed "i bet they're off having fun somewhere without us.

[kingoflombards]

"Yeah and we're left with the job of defending Earth from aliens.", replied Deadpool.

[jekan blazer]

:flare: "die, puny aliens... feel my wrath...." demon fox took aim and let loose a torrent of plasma, explosives, and bullets, which obliterated everything in their path!

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel squished a few that were still twitching

[kingoflombards]

Meanwhile, in the Dead land, the King of the Dead Worlds had caught up to Fowl and Harry.

"Now what the heaven was that for?!?!", demanded the Dead Lord, "I wasn't going to before, but NOW you must be beaten into submission, taken into the dungeon, and have your wands snapped in two."

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel had a sandwhich.

[kingoflombards]

Until Venom decided to be a jerk at throw Axel's sandwich to the ground. Why, don't ask.

[jekan blazer]

demon fox summons a new, better tasting sandwich for axel, and oblitrated the final aliens...

[ShadowFire]

The Professor liked Axel's idea and made two sandwiches. He gave one to Axel in response to Venom's unexplained rudeness.

[ShadowFire]

Axel now had two sandwiches!

[ShadowFire]

Three if you count the dirty one on the ground. The Professor suggested that the Demon Fox uses his fire to make one of the sandwiches a grilled cheese sandwich.

[jekan blazer]

surveying the carnage, he sees no more enemies... and takes the professor's suggestion to heat the sandwich.. he mad a steaming grilled cheese sandwich!!!



http://www.wickedsatisfying.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/grilled_cheese.jpg

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel in return (because I might not be on for a while; I'm traveling to Europe) awards the group the legendary flaming sandwich which despite appearances, does not burn your mouth. Instead, it makes you able to throw fire (like in a Mario game a fire mushroom or something like that). It also makes money fall from the sky for reasons unknown.

[jekan blazer]

http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra3/roflmao.gif

[Nikhar]

On the King's orders, the Knight's seated haughtily on their beasts, produced a lash with his long leather whip.

The King's servants circled the teen alliance and closed upon them. The Entings stamped their trunky legs on the ground. The ground quaked. Dressed with leaves and twigs, the ground collapsed and the teens along with the ents descended in the ground.

[kingoflombards]

The King of the Dead Lands snaps his fingers and hordes of monstrous worms rise out of the ground and carry the entings and the teens up to the King of the Dead Lands.

[Nikhar]

The entings spread out their hands and rotated at their spot with great speed forming a bunch of whirlwinds. The riders are flown backwards and the entings disappear once again.

[kingoflombards]

The King's steed catches the teens in it's talons, with each claw the size of a grown man.

[jekan blazer]

"welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games! we got everything you want, from rockets to grenades!" fox sang, now in his original form, as he shot off rockets and threw grenades randomly.

[kingoflombards]

Then Venom steals Slash's hat and the music ends abruptly.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion returning from a pub and quite drunk, ends up in the middle of a full out war in the forest. Being drunk and completely oblivious of everything going on, Xion ends up catching a grenade, throws it in a random direction, and blows up the king's steed releasing the teens.:)

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel needs a drink

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion after waking up, finds that Axel also had one too many drinks decided to smack him over and over until he wakes up. This of course was after he said that he needed a drink and went to a pub and came back to the battle. He then ran into a tree and that is when Xion woke up.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axels face begins to hurt

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion then wonders, "WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE?!":confused::goof:

[Nikhar]

It was a timestop. Oh, yes, it was a timestop. Artemis realized. The fairies were here, he realized, still gripped in steed's talons.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion goes to strangle the fairies...TO BE CONTINUED!!!

[Nikhar]

"FAIRIES ARE FRIENDS!!" Artemis bellowed exasperated.

[kingoflombards]

The King's army beats Xion to the job and begins to flank and attack the LEP team.

[Nikhar]

'How does the king know that it's the LEP?' Artemis wondered.
'Fish! Isthe king actually Opal?' They were in serious trouble, man!

[Sapphire]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/chseriousjx0.png

[kingoflombards]

As it turns out, the King was not Opal (or it would be Empress), but is just cool enough to know his enemies and allies.

[Sapphire]

*Random* :p


http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii119/minfast/thCalvineaten.gif

[kingoflombards]

Friggin' amazing!

[Nikhar]

As it isn't opal and consequently not a female, Artemis slaps the king, does the poo-poo dance in front of the king and runs away. :brow:

[kingoflombards]

ITSA TRAP! Artemis runs right into an Imperial starfleet convieniently in his way.

[Nikhar]

Why is he so obsessed with traps, Artemis thinks and laughs at the single-mindedness of the king.

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Hey, welcome back Galzraa. :)

[kingoflombards]

**Thanks Nikhar. And the trap thing is an inside joke I have. Just so you know**

As Artemis opened his mouth to laugh, the King sprayed a spray bottle of chloroform. Artemis was then lashed to the back of a particularly nasty looking beast and flown to the Castle of the King of the Dead Lands.

[kingoflombards]

When Artemis awakens, he is immediately aware of the intense heat and light that surrounds him in a perfect circle. Upon further inspection, it is molten lava, swirling in a wide sphere around him about 24 feet away from the center where he is. looking down, he notices that there is no floor and he is suspended in the air by an invisible power. What now?

[Nikhar]

And then Artemis ACTUALLY wakes up to find himself in a locked cellar.

[kingoflombards]

but it is paved in asphalt. Nice try. It is still a lava orb.

[kingoflombards]

Just as Artemis gets bored hanging there, a figure walks through the lava, completely unharmed. It is, naturally, the King of the Dead Lands.

"What were you doing in my world?", he demands.

[Nikhar]

"Fish, it must have been the full moon already!" Artemis thought.

"Good Guess!" The King yawns.

Taking this to his advantage, Artemis pees on the King of Dead Lands thus extinguishing his fire for a few seconds.

From the sky, comes a noble eagle. Artemis settles himself on its back and they fly away to safety.

[kingoflombards]

But how? You are in a lava orb of doom, despair, and rockin' awesome fire.

[kingoflombards]

Meanwhile, Harry Potter, Artemis' group buddy, is hiding under his invisibility cloak. He is obviously forgotten by the King and his hordes. (I'm giving you the answer!)

[ShadowFire]

The Professor wheels over to Fox to say, "What is our next course of action?"

[kingoflombards]

Venom crawled out from the shadows and started for El Professor.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel appears with the power of a plot device and extinguishes the lava orb, not before making sushi. Yes, Axel is back!!! "Peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time" :banana:

[kingoflombards]

The King of the Deadlands fell to the ground. Not only had his magic lava orb been destroyed, but he was deathly allergic to sushi!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, still wondering where the crap the stupid fairies were, decided to see what was going on. She was suddenly startled by the eagle with Artemis, but not before she saw Axel walking calmly out of a castle...eating sushi.:lol:

[kingoflombards]

The King had taken his allergy medicine and now had a more airtight mask then he did before. He drew his sword and rushed Axel and Xion.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion being quick in action (this is true, even though she was a bit idiotic before) shoved Axel out of harm's way and her keyblade appeared out of nowhere. Before the king could do anything, Xion advanced on him, going into what I call rage mode, she slashed and hacked at the king mercilessly. His weak attempts to protect himself, to no avail, and soon he was reduced to a pile of dust.:angel:

[kingoflombards]

His illusion lifted and his two-hand sword came down on Xion. He swung the sword easily in one hand in fast circles of doom! MWAHAHAHAHAH!

[ReflectionOfSky]

Where upon Axel burst his airtight mask with a quick burst of flame and shoved sushi down the king's throat. Red blotches appeared on the king's arms and his face turned into a giant pimple. Axel popped it with the king's sword.

[kingoflombards]

The armor is fire proof. The flame glances harmlessly off of the King and he engages Axel in battle.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Meanwhile, Xion recovers and sneaks up on the king from behind and slices through his airtight mask with ease, (sorry ReflectionOfSky but I'm borrowing your character) Axel then stuffs sushi in his mouth and does what he said he did.

[kingoflombards]

But, he had no face there. The armor was empty. The King had fled somehow.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel's flaming chakram's appear in his hands and he gives the king a brutal kick to his head.

[kingoflombards]

If you read the post above, you would have noticed that the King had teleported. He was long away from there. A spell was cast in his leaving. No one can teleport from the dead lands. Run for your lives, the monsters are hungry!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, swearing in her anger, decides to go to light speed. She went from galaxy to galaxy in search of the king and finally found her target.

[kingoflombards]

He was never in the fight in the first place. He teleported from inside the castle. you were fighting a magic puppet.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Stop answering before I write my next answer! It's so annoying...

[kingoflombards]

He was never in the fight in the first place. He teleported from inside the castle. you were fighting a magic puppet.

Xion made an Oops.:D

[ReflectionOfSky]

"Man her light beam ability is so annoying" thought Axel, slicing the puppet's magical strings in half. Then he jumped through his teleportation doorway and appeared above the King's reinforcements. Then he turned into his demon form and sat on them.

[kingoflombards]

Then wyrms dug up from underneath him and pulled his limbs down to the earth for the monsters to eat him. Far away, the King curses you for the sushi; the first dish got the real King.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion deciding that she never liked Axel anyway leaves him to rot. But she would come back to him later but not after she chops the king to bloody ribbons and she goes off to do what was on her mind.

[kingoflombards]

The King had healed himself with magic and was suiting up for battle, with his magic preventing any more allergy attacks. He Flies to where Xion is. Ganon is now in the fight.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion not liking Ganon makes a banner saying, "I don't like you....."
After attaching it to a plane, she turned to face her approaching enemy and started entering in combat with the King.:argue:

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel remains seated while munching on giant lizards/wyrms.

[kingoflombards]

The King IS Gannon. Reverting to his true form, he raises a sword and chops at Xion.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion engaged with the battle completely weaving in and out of the king's reach and wounding him slightly each time, knowing that he will die of blood loss soon enough.

[kingoflombards]

Sooner or latter would be a while considering how tall Ganon(The King) is! He yanks out his spear and duel wields to smite Xion.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.the-triforce.com/images/00/7/12-media-2348-cg-de-ganon-la-bete-noire-beast-ganon-twilight-princess-artworks-__1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gayinlimerick.com/forum/blog.php%3Fb%3D6&usg=__nE2ZE6D4WEOMsVPoWCDz12aWhVc=&h=709&w=700&sz=271&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=WeUdoYQjp2NmBM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=138&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dganon%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX Ganon

[ShardsOfOcean]

Too bad for the King, he underestimates Xion's skills and she wards off all of his attacks and then, she accidentally trips on a rock...:brickwall <Xion bangs her head against the ground while thinking, "I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot..." over and over again.

[ReflectionOfSky]

And is intercepted by a Axel's chakrams which fell through a plot hole.

[kingoflombards]

But so did Axel and Xion. They are trapped in a plot hole with nothing but muffins for survival!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion became really annoyed with the plot hole and decided to eat muffins...She likes muffins. :nod:

[kingoflombards]

The King(using Gannon's image for power) shrunk back down to a shadow and sat with Axel and Zion. You can't stay mad when muffins are involved!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Muffins!!! Xion, Axel, and the King have a party and they randomly dance and eat muffins!:banana::thumbs_up:goof::):banana::banana: :banana::banana:

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion then thinks that they should have more people and food at their party, so she goes off to get more people and food. When she comes back, everyone in KingdomHearts is with her and they all have a different type of food in their hands...Now, it's a REAL party...:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:

[kingoflombards]

Until they realize that this story was a plot hole to begin with and the party prison broke. Now the monsters join in!:D(I like to stir it up!)

[ShardsOfOcean]

Party!!! Random music, coming from nowhere in particular filled the plot hole and the people in the plot hole could only hear their favorite music. For example; if some random monster's favorite music was Mozart, he'd hear Mozart, but another person wouldn't hear Mozart, they'd hear their favorite music. While this was all happening, a disco ball appeared and colorful lights filled the plot hole magically. :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

[kingoflombards]

Suddenly Rick Riordan sues for ripping his ideas off. :D

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion invites him to the party and all is forgiven, PARTY!!!:banana::nod::angel:

[kingoflombards]

Until Lars Ulrich catches the Muses playing HIS music. Lawsuit time! (What's up with lawers on this page?!?!?)

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion stuffs a muffin in his face and he goes off, happily eating his muffin. Why am I always the one solving the law suits?