character brawls

[kingoflombards]

Because, ITSA TRAP!!!!!!! The muffin was bait for Keriagan! (http://aandk.legendaryfrog.com/movies_akbr_w.php) She's only a guest for this post, by the way!!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion gives Kerigan a wii, xbox360, DS, and a ps3 and she goes off, as happy as ever. WHY IS EVERYONE RUINING MY PARTY??? :mad:You should sit back and enjoy...not try to ruin it. Suddenly Ark beats up the king with a chinese finger trap then traps him with it, for no good reason. (Ark is also from legendaryfrog.com)

[kingoflombards]

I know. I love Legendaryfrog!

[Nikhar]

Fooled!!!!!!1

'Yeah baby, now we're talking. Gimme a high five!'

'The fool thinks I am trapped in his lava orb.'

'And I am hiding somweher in my invisibility cloak! Hahahah'

While Artemis and Harry laugh their as*** off.. lemme tell you what happened.

(To sum it all up in short, the king and xion were being used in a masterplan when the fools though I was trapped in the restroom without any clothes.) Here's the plan:-

While King entertained himself with presumed hanging ARtemis, Harry was doing the most important task. he was summoning the warlocks to do the time travel. The warlocks were collecting energy from farts from times immemorial. Why from farts, you may ask? Just to add a non-veg angle? No, it's part of the masterplan.

Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
Must have heard of it. People fart, they do it all day and they release quite a lot of their body energy. Now, imagine the warlocks stealing energy from nuclear plant. Noticeable, don't you think? But no one'd care for the energy from farts. When people fart, that energy is just lost somewhere, not destroyed.

(Obviously, they have cotton plugged inside their nose!)

So, firstly they time travelled to a few days before full moon. Artemis was replaced by the dummy artemis.

Yeah, king, that artemis hanging is a clone!!!!!!! :P :P

Now, we travel to our times-2009. The lava orb is teleported to the troll city. While King and Xion fight, the trolls are getting destroyed.

Liked the plan, huh? muhahahahah :brow:

[kingoflombards]

The King read the post and jumped out of the plot hole immediately to pursue Artemis and Harry. However, he wonders how warlocks could time travel to a measurement as precise as days.

[Nikhar]

Internet, baby! Behind everything there's internet. The warlocks met other warlocks on the warlock.magic site chat room and shared thier secrets to set their time travel to a greater precision.


Also, if you havent forgotten, the king's trapped in his lava orb. :p

[kingoflombards]

But the King can walk through it remember?


Just as Artemis gets bored hanging there, a figure walks through the lava, completely unharmed. It is, naturally, the King of the Dead Lands.

"What were you doing in my world?", he demands.



As the King arrives to the laughing duo, he draws his sword and chooses a more solid form. Battle time! Levicorpus! Levicorpus!

[Nikhar]

'Chill Dude!' Artemis says.

'Aguamenti!' Harry shouts and a jet of water streams out of Harry's wand sending the king fizzing mad.

Artemis laughs at his little pun. :lol:

[kingoflombards]

The King turned so red that you could fry an egg on his head and then charges for the duo swinging his sword in a way that suggested that he wanted them to be a quintet.:D

[Nikhar]

ARtemis wraps the camfoil around him and Harry the invisibilty cloak. The king becomes unnerved by the invisible powers. :p

*would have written a few more witty comments but feeling too sleepy for that* :p

[kingoflombards]

....so he just blast the entire area with magic to find them. Take that sucka!:D

[Nikhar]

However, it did not effect them as they were also protected by invincibility orb.

(So, what were you saying?:p:p:p)

[kingoflombards]

Me magic bent around the orb, instantly revealing the duo. The King teleports a magic bomb INSIDE the orb and sets it off.

[Nikhar]

I said 'invincible' NOT 'invisible'! :p

Also, as the king doesn't know that the orb is also impenetrable so the bomb can't possibly enter the orb. :cool:

[kingoflombards]

In that case, the king puts a chain net around the orb and laces it with anti teleportation magic. Two intruders for the price of one. The King drags the orb to an underground bunker.

[Nikhar]

But the king forgot that there exists things such as knives and swords. Artemis tears the orb apart and steps out.

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At the same time, somewhere in the distant, someone was summoning evil spirits.

[kingoflombards]

I said 'invincible' :


You can't tear an invincible orb:p

[Nikhar]

Hello!It's MY orb. I can do whatever I want but you can't. :cool:

Have you ever heard of such a thing, that just because you can't use my underwear, I can't use mine either! :p

[kingoflombards]

But there is still an iron net around you. I STILL win!

[Nikhar]

Well, its simple.

Harry from his wand pours out a solution of Zinc Sulphate over the net. Iron being more reactive than zinc, dissolves in the solution.

So, now the net doesn't exist. I can step out now?

[kingoflombards]

The duo tries to step out of a nonexistent net and trip and knock themselves unconscience. Remember, mimes are professionals and should not be imitated without adult supervision.:D

[loki456]

out of the fray, and seemingly transported to the battle at hand by that fateful magic of calypso herself, steps the mighty odysseus.

the sword weilded by athena in his left and the charged lightning bolts of zeus in his right, he screams to the left flank 'alriiiiiiight....gonna get me some'.

He spits out the cigar given to him by alfred hitchcock and as if to trip the light fantastic he whirls into battle.

[Nikhar]

From corner of his bleeding mouth, Harry says, 'As long as he's on our side, I don't care!'

[loki456]

standing to the side, searching for where the audible ringing of clashing swords against brazen shields originated from, he sees a man, but no ordinary man. Blood dripping from the side of his mouth, his head hanging, hand on knee and the whisper of a call to arms.

'as long as he's on our side, I don't care'

the statement broke through Odysseus's blood lust and with a single gesture, hand on shoulder, a silent pact was suddenly forged.

[Nikhar]

'We are three now...Where are you king? Complaining to your moma that the game ain't fair?' :p

PS:- 'And since when am I a man. I'm 16...remember?'

[loki456]

haha... hey if you can fight beside the great ulysses, you are classed as a man. but don't think that wand will save you... [passes over the fabled sword of ares]

'here, try this twerp'

[Nikhar]

'That's a sword? I thought we used it to dig our ears.'

'Hello! I am here too!' Artemis complained.

Odysseus hurled a huge sword towards Artemis. Artemis caught it and soon realized his mistake. He fell on his knees under the weight of the sword.

From the side of his mouth, Odysseus chanced a mischievous smile. 'Sorry!'

Artemis knew then, that the new man in their army was going to be a tough customer.

[kingoflombards]

While the trio had a sappy and clichéd meeting and team-up, The King took a nap, made a sandwich, balanced his check book, reasserted control over the dead world, and came back in time to see Arty stumble. :D

"What'd I miss?"

[Heathcliff]

Princess Lea comes waving a katana.

[Nikhar]

A girl! :D

Each face at the battleground lightens up! :P

[Heathcliff]

You know they stopped a war once by getting all of the femal nurses to come out in their underwear. Then the girls shot the enemy. Good tactic. Funny to imagine.

"Now, everyone, why must we fight like this? We should have a tea break. Or does anyone want the rath of my katana?"

[loki456]

it was ulysses then who called on the great tides that surrounded ithaca, with posiedon's blessing, he raised his sword into the trembling rain drenched sky.

arty was still heaving at his burdensome blade and harry was twirling his wand in some figure of eight manner. but together the three summoned a water demon, its contours resembled that of a giant ape. ping pong was this water apes name. seeing princess leia in her underware the ape snatched her up, and ran up the side of the mountain.

arty, harry and ulysses in sudden trepidation, realising the folly of their ways said in unison, 'why didn't i think of that?'

[Heathcliff]

I never said I was in my underwear. It would've stopped the war though.

"Princess Leia's katana was no match for Ping Pong, so rather than damage it, she began calling for help. Seemed the battle was almost over for Princess Leia."

Can I come back to life as someone else, seeing as Princess Leia will probably die soon unless a brave hero rescues me? I'm not good at RPs.

"Or maybe Ping Pong just likes me. Princess Leia gives Ping Pong's enormous hand a big hug."

[kingoflombards]

........ What's "rath" :lol:


The king of the dead world gets bored, so he recalls what happened so far....

Bunch of people were fightin' aliens when SUDDENLY the Flood shows up and messes everything up. So now Harry and Arty are bothering ME to do something or the other. I know. It has been quite some time......Why are you here anyway?

[Heathcliff]

Erm... Wrath? Is that right?

"So, what are we going to do about all this water? Who do I have to chase with a chainsaw to make it all go away?"

-Princess Leia chases Harry with chainsaw.-

I flew here. ;)

[Nikhar]

Harry runs wildly. Then, suddenly realizes, 'Why the heck am I running away from such a gorgeous girl?'

He stops, "Hey Babes!"http://smiles.kolobok.us/he_and_she/give_heart.gif

[Heathcliff]

Princess Leia is about to take Harry's head off but her chainsaw stops. "What am I supposed to do with this thing now?"

"Say... Harry... Kind, sweet Harry, you wouldn't know how to fix a chainsaw, would you?" She says with a bat of her eyelids.

[Nikhar]

Confounded by her majesty, Harry is now a twit. http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_slobber.gif

At your service, miss. http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_ohboy.gif

[Heathcliff]

Well, I don't need this chainsaw then, seeing as I have now hypnotised you.

"Thank you, I shall knight you. Please kneel."

So... who is the enemy?

[Nikhar]

huh? http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_slobber.gif

[Heathcliff]

Ahh... I see...

-clicks her fingers in Harry's face-

Btw, what character is Harry from?

[Nikhar]

The marvellous creation of JK rowling.

[Heathcliff]

Oh yea... great, I know about Harry Potter. I read them all.

Sirius was the God father.

Traitor! You aren't Harry! Feel the rath of my katana.

I'm not into Star Wars. Am I allowed to change my character?

[Nikhar]

Oh yea... great, I know about Harry Potter. I read them all.

Sirius was the God father.

Traitor! You aren't Harry! Feel the rath of my katana.

I'm not into Star Wars. Am I allowed to change my character?

Was testing you. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif

Yeah sure...change it. I didn't even know who Princess Leia was.

[Heathcliff]

Okay... Erm... Catherine from WH. The first Catherine, I don't like the other one.

Of course you were testing me...

Okay, I shall knight you with my katana... Do you want to be a knight?

[Nikhar]

huh? http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_slobber.gif

A colossal water monster washes Catherine and Harry away from the battleground.


PS:- WH?

[Heathcliff]

Ah... I see... I'll night you later, for now we have to swim.

PS) Wuthering Heights. ;)

[loki456]

odysseus pipes up: 'why did everyone leave me out? oh it's because posiedon hates me isn't it....' humph ' talk about demi-god descrimination!!'

[Heathcliff]

You can come too. We are going to Hogwarts. I hear the water doesn't get in there.

[loki456]

yay....
'we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of.... oh wait, wrong wizard... my bad. lead the way leia'

[Heathcliff]

I am Catherine now, I don't know much about Star Wars.

We can link arms and skip anyway.

I think Harry is asleep... Or in a daze of some sort after hearing I was to knight him. We can just drag him along.

[loki456]

what? I thought harry was on his broomstick... foolish boy, you know what they say, 'have a rest or rest in peace'

by the way, why are we going to hogwarts

[Heathcliff]

I don't know where his broomstick went.

There is no water in Hogwarts for some magical reason.
The monster wave came for some un-foreseen reason.

[loki456]

that's good, i've had just about enough of water.
i know where his broomstick went, and its not pretty. ever wondered why he was bobbing around like a scarecrow?

[Heathcliff]

Ouchy.

Well... I'm not going to be the one to get it out.

[loki456]

nor I... he can keep bobbing for all i care

[Heathcliff]

Aw... We can't just leave him like this. He needs to swim on his own.

-YANK!!-

That wasn't pretty.

[loki456]

ahhhh i'm blinded!!!!

[Heathcliff]

I think the broom is stuck in your eye.

[loki456]

now that's just gross....

[Heathcliff]

Oh well. If you didn't want it there, you should've yanked it out yourself.

Haha!!

[loki456]

you're the one that put it in my eye.... how is this my fault?

[Nikhar]

Meanwhile, Artemis and King (quite forgotten :nopity: ) play hide and seek to keep themselves interested.


And harry rubs his butt against the floor.

[Heathcliff]

Precisely, I never said which end of the broom it was.
Ouch.

Now, can you fly us all to Hogwarts?

Artemis and King are invited, I suppose, but if it is their turn to hide... Wait - are they the enemy?

[Nikhar]

Well...Artemis and me are part of the Teen Alliance fighting against the King of The Dead Lands when you guys jumped in.

[Heathcliff]

Ahh... I should brush up on my history.

Can I joing the teen allience? I suppose if I must pick a side that is where I'll belong.

Just so you know, I have no special powers or skill whatsoever. I'm not that great at RPs. Only advantage is how in that war when they got the nurses in their underwear to go out and shoot everyone. Only I'm not doing that. My mummy wouldn't like it.

[Nikhar]

Ahh... I should brush up on my history.

Can I joing the teen allience? I suppose if I must pick a side that is where I'll belong.

Just so you know, I have no special powers or skill whatsoever. I'm not that great at RPs. Only advantage is how in that war when they got the nurses in their underwear to go out and shoot everyone. Only I'm not doing that. My mummy wouldn't like it.



Hehe...but you're a girl. We all need them. :P

Each James Bond needs a secretary. :D

[Heathcliff]

I'm the secretary? As belittled as I feel, still awesome. Never had a job before. Hey, what makes ME the secretary? Just because it is all I can probably do...

Ahh, must put this onto X and O thread.

[Nikhar]

Hey, what makes ME the secretary? Just because it is all I can probably do...


Um...to be truthful...yeah.http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_ghey.gif

[Heathcliff]

Um...to be truthful...yeah.http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_ghey.gif

:cuss::frown2::cryin:

Hey watch it or I'll get you with my katana. lol

[Nikhar]

:cuss::frown2::cryin:

Hey watch it or I'll get you with my katana. lol

You want to ride on my broom or not?
http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/15.gif

[Heathcliff]

Uhh... Fine I have to be nice. I can't ride my katana.

"Shall we be off, Harry?"

[Nikhar]

Are you sure you wanna sit on it before I wash it?

[Heathcliff]

Erm... Wash it first.

Then again, the water is already up to waist height.

Do you have any soap?

[Nikhar]

Harry and Cath speed into the dark night.

Midway, some 200 feet above the ground....

'Do you know how to fly?' Harry asked.

'Why?'

'Because this stuff doesnt want to fly!' Harry said pointing towards his firebolt as the couple dashed downwards under the force of gravity (and Harry's recently increased weight).

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion suddenly arrives using the power of the plot device and an invisible hovercraft that she stole from some guy. Of course, being Xion she is completely clueless. So she sits on her hovercraft and eats pie. :D

[Heathcliff]

Catherine smells the pie and calls out to what appears to be a floating Xion for a piece.
She wishes she was a magic character.

HARRY!!

[Nikhar]

'What? Oh yeah..I can apparate.. but it's difficult to fart midair...let alone apparate!'

'Maybe...that lady with a pie can help us?'

[Heathcliff]

"Hey, Xion, can you here us?"

As daft as she is, engrossed in her pie, she is as unalert as Harry was with his broomstick up his...

"Harry, should we try talking to the pie?"

[Nikhar]

'Maybe, if you could afford the time... We're just 10 feet from getting our heads smacked into two, you know'.

[Heathcliff]

"Shall we run, screaming an terror, or is your broomstick clean again?"

I must get over that broomstick thing...

[kingoflombards]

SNATCH!

THE PIE IS MINE!!!!!

(Is it lemon?)

[Heathcliff]

You can enjoy the pie, if you must, however I'm a little preoccupied with all of the water.

Lemon? I wanted a big, juicy beef pie.

[Nikhar]

Bloop!!!


We all fall in water and drown deep deep down. To make thing worse, we are surrounded by giant squids.

[Heathcliff]

"Can you swim?"

[Nikhar]

Before Harry could answer, a sharp toothed shark advances towards them.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, who was unfortunate to be in the middle of this situation, was the owner of the pie. And only she knew that it was not lemon nor beef, but in fact was BLUEBERRY PIE... and it had explosive powers. But back to the situation at hand. Xion now had a slight idea of what was going on and dove into the water to try and save her idiotic friends. But she ended up running back out at the sight of a shark, for sharks have always been her mortal enemy. So she decided to go buy a Key lime pie like (kingoflombards) suggested.

sorry, I forgot your character...:confused5: