character brawls

[jekan blazer]

"well we could help you. would you like that?" Krystal asked..

[kingoflombards]

"I came for reenforcements, but I suppose you guys will do." He chuckled.

[jekan blazer]

"venom... are you on drugs or something? cause you are really acting strange." fox said

[Nikhar]

"Hello? I wonder if anyone's noticed, but a 16 eyar old guy just dropped between you all!", Artemis said frustrated.

[jekan blazer]

"we asked if you wanted help.... freaking idiot!" falco said

[Nikhar]

Edit- Please delete this thread.

Sorry!

[jekan blazer]

umm wrong thread right?

[Nikhar]

"Someone needs to mind his language!"Artemis muttered.

"Well, the time stream would open again in another 5 days. Can I be of any help here?"

[jekan blazer]

"well first off what do you know about the covenant?" fox ased, "and falco, shut the F*** up!!!"

[Nikhar]

"What's that? The manifesto of the Fairy Ministry?" Artemis asked completely confused, the fairy magic had not quite worn out.

[jekan blazer]

"the covenant are an alien race that .are determined to take over and activate a ring called halo... this ring, when activated, will cause destruction on a galactic scale..." fox said. "I must prepare as many soldiers as possible to combat the covenant and drive them back away from Halo. does this make any sense to you?"

[Nikhar]

"Oh yes, of course. Infact, it makes more sense than ever. So, covenant did exist! We always thought it was a rumour! How wonderful it is to actually be in that era!" Artemis sounded excited.

"By the way, which year is it?" Artemis blushed.

[jekan blazer]

"next question... what do you know aout mark 7 mjolnir armor? oh and its 2725... why?" fox asked

[kingoflombards]

Venom leaps back after hiding his cocai....powdered sugar(:lol:), and says, "You, the confused looking 16 year old, we're fighting aliens, not flys, where are your muscles? Do you do anything that could help?"

[jekan blazer]

brb guys...

[Nikhar]

"Its 2725! I was supposed to past travel, not future! Oh yes, I have heard about the armour, doesn't it keep gays away?"

"And you creature, whatever you are, I have more guts then your 7 generations put together. And more importantly, fairy magic!"

[kingoflombards]

"Oh so you are a pretty, little fairy." Venom chuckles,"how on Earth could an overconfident weakling like you do anything? Huh? Where's your 'fairy magic' now? HAHAH!"

[Nikhar]

A huge light bursts off from Artemis's pocket and throws venom back. Venom falls with a huge thud on the ground and wipes off the blood from his face.

"Someone was calling me a 16 year hopeless guy. Now, who was it.....?" Artemis throws the taunt.

PS- Artemis is a human and a fairy friend.

[kingoflombards]

Venom reminds Artemis in the best possible way that a drop of the symbiotic alien on him could crush him. Thus the last name Fowl. (:lol:)

[Nikhar]

Artemis reminds venom that venom is a fool!

[kingoflombards]

Because of Fowl's current altitude, only the birds hear him!(:lol:)

[Nikhar]

Suddenly, out of the blue, there's a click.

Venom falls on the ground on his head. On his back, a young boy with a scar on his head, appears, holding a wand in his hand.

Harry Potter comes once again to save the world from evil.

[kingoflombards]

....So Venom sends him following after Fowl. Good thing he's used to it.:lol:

[Nikhar]

Fowl and Potter befriend each other, both being teens and more ambitious than others.

Potter, casts a powerful jet of bluish red from his wand and a huge invisible dome traps Venom inside it.

Each time, Venom tries to speak something, all that comes out is "Peekoo! Peekoo!".

[Nikhar]

Hey...g2g...Its 12:30 in the night here (or morning, whatever you want to call it).

Anyways, willr eturn tomorrow, loved meeting both of you.

Take care, good night, sweat dreams.


PS- The Teen Alliance will surely return tomorrow.

[jekan blazer]

"no artemis it doesnt keep away gays... master chief this is your area...' fox sighed...


master chief stepped forward, ans stated, "this is how it works..."

"The MJOLNIR Mark 7 battle suit is issued with an energy shield that was derived by technicians who reverse-engineered the Covenant's own Jackal shields. The shield was altered to conform to the body rather than having the Spartan carry it like the Jackals. The shield does have limits though; plasma weapons and explosions can eat through the shield very quickly. The shield can recharge itself after failing, although this process takes some time. The Spartans have a great deal of control over their energy shields, as demonstrated by me when i first donned the Mark 5 armour. The wearer can control the coverage/strength of his energy shield using the Heads Up Display (HUD) controls. This allows the Spartan to adjust the shield to be thin around the hands and feet to allow for traction and dexterity, while allowing it to be thicker around other areas for increased protection."

[kingoflombards]

"Ha! We're lucky we don't need all of THAT armor to do defend ourselves" Venom mused, "we even make each other immune to magic to a certain extent. You saps have it bad."

[Nikhar]

"Oh, I think I got it, at least a bit of it!" Harry said.

Artemis's eyes gleamed.

[jekan blazer]

"next question... what do you know about guns and how to use them?" fox inquired.

[kingoflombards]

"A Big gun once...." (In Ultimate Carnage Volume 8)

[Nikhar]

"Guns, its easier than throwing a stone for me!" Artemis smirked.

"I do know a little about it, Dudley almost shot me with it once! The Fool!" Harry said.

[jekan blazer]

"good now you need to choose whether you want to join the star fox team or not...." fox replied...

[maraki16]

ohh.....i think i have been asleep for such a long time.......said red yoshi while stretching his short body and touching his red belly. i think i need to grab a bite.....hey, new people joining our team here fox? hello

[jekan blazer]

"possibly..." he stated...

master chief went to check on the arbiter (who was still unconscious)...
krytsal was cleaning the weapons...
slippy was tinkering with god knows what...
falco was muttering something under his breath...
cortana was attempting to hack the covenant compouters...
and fox was trying to look relaxed, but was proving unsuccessful...

[Nikhar]

"Oh, yes, I do think that I would like to join it." Harry said. His voice faltered for a moment, for a reason yet unknown.

Artemis pounced on the situation and exuberantly agreed to join the team.

[jekan blazer]

"before you make a hasty decision, consider the fact that you must wear the mark 7 MJOLNIR battle suit..." master chief commented

[Nikhar]

"Yeah sure", both of them chorused.

"How many do you have?" Artemis asked.

[jekan blazer]

fox pulled off his helmet, grinned, and said, "plenty...."

[Nikhar]

"Can I have a look at it?" Artemis said, witha sparkle in his eyes.

[jekan blazer]

"sure..." master chief and fox said in unison...
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/10/12/masrer-chief-suit_6648.jpg

[Nikhar]

"Wow! What has it got at the back? A fart absorber?" Artemis laughed.

[jekan blazer]

"its a jet-pack...... it used to be the generator for tthe sheilds... but slippy modified the suit..." fox stated, clearly annoyed...

[Nikhar]

"Hmmm, ok, perhaps its time that we get to know each other?" Harry said.

[jekan blazer]

"perhaps..." fox mused...

[Nikhar]

"So, who all do we have here?" Artemis said.

[jekan blazer]

fox listed of names,"you two, krystal, slippy, falco, master chief, the red yoshi, cortana, the arbiter, venom, and me.... why?"

[Nikhar]

"Nice to know who are the allies and who are not! I don't want my gun in one of your mouths!" Artemis, in his usual tone, said.

Harry suddenly fell on the ground, holding his head, his fingers pressed his scar.

Artemis said disbelievingly, "What? Voldemort's dead now!!!!!!!!!!1"

Harry stood up, "Oh yeah!" He blushed.

(Every now and then, Harry would do things like this to seek attention. Well, after Voldemort died, he was quite an ordinary wizard, you know!)

[jekan blazer]

"allies are you two, krystal, slippy, falco, master chief, the red yoshi, cortana, the arbiter, and me... venom is neuterd........ i mean neutral..."

[Moshu]

Wow, this looks like fun! Virtual violence... can I join? If so, I would love to be the Cheshire Cat and Merlin?

[Sapphire]

*CALVIN and HOBBES come rolling in*


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/mt1142000620.gif

[jekan blazer]

Wow, this looks like fun! Virtual violence... can I join? If so, I would love to be the Cheshire Cat and Merlin?

of course!!! the more the merrier!!!

[jekan blazer]

updated cast of characters
jekan blazer----> the starfox team (Fox McCloud, Slippy, Falco, and Krystal,) + master chief, cortana, and the arbiter...
ladyw----------> green yoshi...
oopsycandy-----> very hungry caterpillar
maraki16--------> sailor moon AND red yoshi
pendragon-------> a dragon
crystalmoonshin--> Mirumo de Pon
amalia1985-------->Eowyn from LOTR
kevinthediltz-------> Doc Holiday
robinhood3000-----> robin hood
Nikhar-------------> Artemis Fowl + Harry Potter
kingoflombards-----> Venom
moshu-------------> Cheshire Cat and Merlin
sapphire-----------> Calvin and Hobbes
(note: shippo is unusable for he is dead: sorry!!!!)

[jekan blazer]

"what the fark?!?!?" falco shouts as calvin and hobbes steamroll him...

"who whas that?" krystal asked

[Sapphire]

Calvin looks at the list, totally ignoring the other people in the room

I wonder who all of this are... those names do not really ring a bell. Ow well, they can never be as bad as Suzie!

Please keep quiet about Suzie

I will talk about Suzie when I want to

You always talk about Suzie. You're obviously in love!

AM NOT!

ARE!

I'll get you!

And the fight goes on...

[jekan blazer]

"fox?" falco said...


"mmm?" he asked....

"get these freaking imbiciles out of here!!!" shouted falco (:flare:)


"mmm-mmm..." fox stated, grinning,
(he likes to see falco like this...)

[Sapphire]

Hey, there's a cousin of mine :D Hi there!

Hobbes waves at the Fox

Imbeciles? Who do you call imbeciles?

[jekan blazer]

"what are these two doing here?" cortana asked, sounding shocked.


"you KNOW them?" falco shouted...


"yes... they happen to be smarter than you." she retorted...



"hey ladies calm down..." master chief said...



"ladies!?!?!?!?! who you calling a lady, you oversized tin can!?"


"i love it when this happens..." fox commented to krystal..

then he said, "who you calling tin can, bird brain?"

[Sapphire]

Ladies? Are there ladies in here? Don't you guys know what a danger they are to society!?

Hobbes smartens himself up
Hi there :D

[jekan blazer]

"are you blind? look at krystal!!! she is fox's girlfriend!!!!!!" falco screamed.


suddenly fox lunged at falco...

[Sapphire]

Hobbes takes this moment to approach Krystal

How are you doin' ?


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/calvin-5.jpg

[jekan blazer]

krystal just ignores him...as fox tries to rip falco's throat out!

[Sapphire]

Hobbes is determined

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/Hobbes-2.jpg

[Moshu]

The Cheshire Cat grins amusedly at the impending scene as Merlin strokes Chesh's quickly fading ears. Merlin whisperes a few indeterminable words as a strange look covers Hobbes' face.

[Sapphire]

Hobbes bends towards Calvin and asks
What's up with him?!
Calvin takes a look and HIDES!
Don't you recognize him? That's that villain from James Bond. I knew that creep wasn't dead - they never showed his body! Quick, gear up, we need to exterminate this enemy.

[jekan blazer]

"who are you talking about, little boy?" krystal asked, grabbing her metal bo staff...
http://www.freewebs.com/cerinia/krystal(1).jpg

[LadyW]

After a long, deep sleep, Yoshi awakens.

"Well, anyone care to catch me up on things?"

[jekan blazer]

"sure" krystal replied. "we have to save the world, fox is trying to kill falco for telling the truth, we have more team members, and yet it isnt enough..."

[LadyW]

"Excellent"

:)

"Where do we start?"

[jekan blazer]

preferably? we should keep fox from disembowling falco..."

[kingoflombards]

"Aww, but that's the fun part....."(:D)

[Sapphire]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/evilCalvinHobbes_4821.gif

[Nikhar]

"The fools, no one even wondered how I dropped in this place suddenly!" Artemis thought with a charmingly devilish smile.

[Sapphire]

Hobbes is looking doubtfully at the hole in the ceiling...
It was not me!

[prendrelemick]

There's a loud crash as a huge man comes through the door, ripping out the frame which is jammed onto his shoulders.

"Excuse oi." He said blushing, " Oi'm Jan Ridd as anybody seen moi Lorna.....Oh sorrie wrang thread. " He shrugs off the door frame, turns and leaves.

[Sapphire]

Lorna?!?

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/peter576/hobbes.gif

[prendrelemick]

Voice receeds into distance "Loorrrna, Lorna Doone, whur is you Lorna..." until it disappears into the R D Blackmore thread.

[Sapphire]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc195/MeenPeopleSuck58/Calvin__Hobbes_-_Hobbes.png It's a mad world in here!

[Moshu]

Chesh tickles Artemis' nose with his tail. Merlin makes Calvin dissapear ina cloud of smoke. "It's an even madder world out of here." Merlin states. Chesh perches on his shoulder and grins mysteriously... again.

[Sapphire]

Hobbes attacks Merlin for making Calvin disappear

http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo71/Darkwvlf/HOBBES.jpg

[kingoflombards]

Venom joins the fray randomly. Hows that for an orderly battle?

[Moshu]

Merlin turns into a very confused looking Calvin. And Venom suddenly has Chesh's head. Merlin cannot help but smile.

[kingoflombards]

Venom notices Merlin's smile and say with his mouth half full of an angry Chesh," What's so funny? I do this kind of stuff!"

[jekan blazer]

updated cast of characters

jekan blazer-------> the starfox team (Fox McCloud, Slippy, Falco, and Krystal,) + master chief, cortana, and the arbiter...
ladyw-------------> green yoshi...
crystalmoonshin--> Mirumo de Pon + Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
maraki16----------> sailor moon + red yoshi
Nikhar-------------> Artemis Fowl + Harry Potter
kingoflombards-----> Venom
moshu-------------> Cheshire Cat and Merlin
sapphire-----------> Calvin and Hobbes
qimissung----------> mewtwo
(note: shippo is unusable for he is dead: sorry!!!!)

[jekan blazer]

krystal screamed, "stop it! stop fighting! slippy, do something!!!"


slippy looked at the battle, said, "vhooqo!" and everyone froze in place!

[kingoflombards]

In the vantage point of a circling ship, Deadpool surveys the scene.
"Now look at what has that spas gotten into now!" he says to himself," frozen by a frog. Oh well, it makes them easier to harvest for the front lines."
The ship descends towards the ground.

[Sapphire]

The smoke lifts...

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/Spiff.jpg

You're back!

[jekan blazer]

"idvhooqo..." slippy said, and the group unfroze, then fell to the floor with a thud...

[kingoflombards]

Nets fall from the bottom of the ship, which was now flying low to the ground.

[jekan blazer]

"fox?" flaco said
"what?" fox responded
"are you done trying to freaking kill me?" falco inquired.
"why?"
"we have a problem. code 7-R."
krystals ears perked up, and she asked, "did you just say code 7-R?"
"yes..." was the response....
"BATTLE STATIONS!!!!! NOW!!!!" she yelled.

[kingoflombards]

Webs suddenly tie the arms of all of the recruits. "Were going to the front lines!"

[qimissung]

But...Webs forgot that cats cannot be tied...by ropes or loyalty. Mewtew freed herself, then sat down for a leisurely cleaning. She WOULD go to the front lines when she had taken care of the important things first.

[kingoflombards]

Venom reminds Mewtew that there is no character named webs, but thre is a character who can shoot webs.

Deadpool then drops out of the ship and slashes Mewtew across the back.

[qimissung]

Mewtew, being a cat, never acknowledges she is wrong. Emitting an unearthly howl, she leaps on Deadpools back, swipes him across the scalp, then runs across the frozen wasteland.

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool's instant healing kicks in and he shoots Mewtew up the tail. He and Venom then gather up the netted and webbed up captives and load them onto the transport ship for briefing.

[Sapphire]

Suddenly, Calvin has an amazing idea

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/Naked.jpg

[kingoflombards]

The world braced itself:lol:

[jekan blazer]

"slippy? anytime would be nice!" krystal and fox shouted in unison...
slippy sighed and said, "vhoo ij vhem eih redtj!"
suddenly, the webs broke, freeing the team and new recruits!

[kingoflombards]

"I'm getting very impatient here!" Said Deadpool, firing off some stun rounds.

[jekan blazer]

"hotahosk jkid ke Deadpool" as slippy said this the shocwaves from the bullets redirected themselves to Deadpool, sending him to the ground, stunned!!!

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool's instant healing ability does just as it's name suggests. Deadpool then takes a wire and ties Slippy's tongue in a knot. No more Dino from Slippy!

[jekan blazer]

fox just smiles... then he says, "idkao slippy's keidwo, udt kao Deadpool's xudtj." slippy's tounge was intantly free, but not deadpool's hands!

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool cuts his hands off. His hands grew back. Deadpool was about to see if Fox's tail would grow back when a multitude of rocks slammed against the teams heads concussivelly. Venom was flinging rocks with tentacles of symbiotic slime.

[jekan blazer]

master chief said, "xouc..." and they all healed!

[kingoflombards]

Venom roared, "JACODSO UDT JCOOF!"
The entire clearing went quietly into dreamless sleep.
"Unubod"
The team woke up gagged, tied up, and in a ship in deep space.
"Now" said Venom,"Lets get down to briefing."

[kingoflombards]

"As we all know, we are going to fight aliens. TRY NOT TO DIE!" Venom yells as he rips the gags and ties off of the team stimentanously. But the peace doesn't last. The ship then empties its passengers onto the planet below them.

It was to the front lines.

[jekan blazer]

"od uoy kniht eh dezilaer taht ew tn'erew yllautca rednu sih lortnoc?" krysytal asked in their secret language...

"ton ta lla..." fox replied in the same tounge, then, in dino-speak, he said, "kocofehk ij ke juvoko!"


the team teleported to saftey!

[ReflectionOfSky]

I'll be Axel.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x49/Axelsflames/Axel_Fire_Wind2.jpg

[jekan blazer]

ok (Who is axel from?)

[jekan blazer]

updated cast of characters

jekan blazer-------> the starfox team (Fox McCloud, Slippy, Falco, and Krystal,) + master chief, cortana, and the arbiter...
ladyw-------------> green yoshi...
crystalmoonshin--> Mirumo de Pon + Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
maraki16----------> sailor moon + red yoshi
Nikhar-------------> Artemis Fowl + Harry Potter
kingoflombards-----> Venom
moshu-------------> Cheshire Cat and Merlin
sapphire-----------> Calvin and Hobbes
qimissung----------> mewtwo
ReflectionOfSky----> axel

(note: shippo is unusable for he is dead: sorry!!!!)

[jekan blazer]

I'll be Axel.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x49/Axelsflames/Axel_Fire_Wind2.jpg

oh wow!

[jekan blazer]

gtg...

[ReflectionOfSky]

He's a character from a game called kingdom hearts

[ReflectionOfSky]

He's also my Avatar
<-- Look, chibi Axel!

[ReflectionOfSky]

and he looks like this:
http://www.friendpages.com/albums/99/3013099.36847_t.jpg

[ReflectionOfSky]

In better quality

[ReflectionOfSky]

But back to the story.
when they drop out of the sky.
Axel walks over from his restaurant in the world that never was and offers them all a medium rare steak after charring them slightly as a way of saying hello.

[kingoflombards]

"Fire! My nemesis! Where is some Mjolnir armor when you need it?!?!" cried Venom.
Suddenly Venom had the bright idea of having the alien symbiote ingest several sheild projectors.

[ReflectionOfSky]

"do you want the steak or not? I'll put the projectors on your tab"

[kingoflombards]

"Fire..............It is one of the two things that can destroy us........",Venom stated.

[ReflectionOfSky]

"and the steak is the other?"

[kingoflombards]

"No. It's a secret kind of, sort of, not really." Said Venom taking a steak."
"These are....kinda.....hmmm....meat is good"
"How about a deal. You condition me so that I'm resistant to fire, and I will make you a weapon."

[ShardsOfOcean]

I'm going to be Xion, she's a friend of Axel. So, I'm on my brother's side (ReflectionOfSky)
http://a2.cdn.gaiaonline.com/gaia/members/ava/29/3e/7d7671a11143e29_flip.png?t=1239493870_6.00_01

http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/931/931359/kingdom-hearts-3582-days-20081117102448570_640w.jpg

[ShardsOfOcean]

She's the girl with black hair

http://www.kingdomhearts3.net/images/01.jpg

http://www.allcartoonclips.com/dchar_Images/150px-Xion_fullbody.jpg

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, appearing in the restaurant and with no warning says, "What about I give you a steak factory and you make me a weapon?"

[kingoflombards]

".....I can make two.....or seven............maybe even twenty...."
"What kind of weapons do you use?"

[ShardsOfOcean]

"a keyblade, I thought it could look a bit cooler perhaps sort of like these pictures..." Xion replied while spreading out the pictures on the tables....http://img2.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/fbc1df542794cf670f527941e149ee6a1235013129_full.jp g

[ShardsOfOcean]

gtg, sorry

[kingoflombards]

"Ain't that a multi-tasker! It can fly, open doors, and chop people up! It's a nice weapon, but it's not what I will make for you..."

[ReflectionOfSky]

here is the weapon i want
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fURwHpzyDveeXM:http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn480/Mew_Mew_Sapphirea/chakrams.jpg
and Axel throws his chakram ( those blue things )at Slippy

[kingoflombards]

"How about this, we don't fight until we can get one of those fancy 'Character update' boxs only with a fiend and foe reading on it." said Deadpool.



***Deadpool often breaks the 'fourth wall' from a story to reality. Tis quite the humerous thing***

[jekan blazer]

I'm going to be Xion, she's a friend of Axel. So, I'm on my brother's side (ReflectionOfSky)
http://a2.cdn.gaiaonline.com/gaia/members/ava/29/3e/7d7671a11143e29_flip.png?t=1239493870_6.00_01

sounds like a plan!

[jekan blazer]

updated cast of characters
jekan blazer-------> the starfox team (Fox McCloud, Slippy, Falco, and Krystal,) + master chief, cortana, and the arbiter...
ladyw-------------> green yoshi...
crystalmoonshin---> Mirumo de Pon + Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
maraki16----------> sailor moon + red yoshi
Nikhar-------------> Artemis Fowl + Harry Potter
kingoflombards-----> Venom + Deadpool
moshu-------------> Cheshire Cat and Merlin
sapphire-----------> Calvin and Hobbes
qimissung----------> mewtwo
ReflectionOfSky----> axel
ShardsOfOcean-----> Xion
(note: shippo is unusable for he is dead: sorry!!!!)

[Sapphire]

Still no clue on who's friend or foe though :lol: I guess time will tell?! :p

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q47/mac_twck/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes%20MT%203/CHHungry.gif

[jekan blazer]

alliances!!!



the starfox team

Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter


venom's team


Venom
Deadpool


axel's team


Axel
Xion


no alliance declared


Cheshire Cat
Merlin
Mirumo de Pon
Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
mewtwo
green yoshi
sailor moon
Calvin
Hobbes

[jekan blazer]

"axel!? where did he come from!?" fox shouted...
"not good.... not good at all!" slippy said.

[crystalmoonshin]

Enma Ai emerges out of nowhere. She stares long and hard at Fox McCloud.

[jekan blazer]

"what the...?" fox started...

[crystalmoonshin]

"I have changed the rules. Instead of you accessing Hell's website, I will come to youuuuu," Enma Ai says. "You want to annihilate anyone?"

[jekan blazer]

"i want torture deadpool and venom for eternity! we need the power of fire!" fox said

[crystalmoonshin]

"I'm afraid I'm not a fire elemental. I'm simply the Hell Girl and I drag anyone to hell with me if I want to." Enma Ai replies.

[jekan blazer]

"then deadpool and venom please!" fox worshiped

[crystalmoonshin]

Ah! Been some time since somebody worshipped me! Enma Ai thought to herself, chuckling.

She hands Fox McCloud two straw dolls each with a red string tied around the neck. "Are you sure of what you wished? Here, you can still revoke your decision. Pull the string if and only if you are 100% sure you want me to drag them to heeeeellll."

[jekan blazer]

he pulls the string without needing to think...

[crystalmoonshin]

"Oh I forgot to say my famous line!!!" Enma Ai tries to stop him but it's too late. "When one man is cursed, two graves are dug!"

[jekan blazer]

"crap! i forgot that!" fox cried..

[kingoflombards]

"Thanks for the time Fox, but now that we know what your intentions are, we will actually fight you."

Deadpool draws his swords while dozens of tentacles rose out of Venom's back.

The battle starts now.

[jekan blazer]

"aww crap..." fox muttered...

[jekan blazer]

"VAHO!!!" the starfox team shouted in unison...
a large column of fire shot at deadpool and venom....

[kingoflombards]

A crater is formed where Venom was standing a milli-second before. Venom grabs the heads of the Starfox team and slams them to the ground while Deadpool slams Emna Ai with the pommel of one his swords.

Try to fight the fury!HAHAHA!

[jekan blazer]

the fire then reappeared and slammed into deadpool and venom...

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool doesn't even raise an eyebrow. Instant healing, remember?

Venom is thrown back, but due to his training with Axel(thanks man, I'll give you your weapon after winning!) he is more than happy to charge the sender to the ground.

[jekan blazer]

"JIFOHDELU!!!!" fox screamed, and he exploded in ball of fire (that was 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000 degrees in teperature,) right as venom struck him...
at the same time he shouted the words, krystal shouted "jxoact xam!!!" and fox was not harmed!

[kingoflombards]

But everyone else died.....oh well.

[jekan blazer]

but wait... the MJOLNIR armor activated its shield generator... and in a flash of orange light, they revived!!!
fox said "holalot ucc rik deadpool udt venom" everone lives but venom and deadpool!

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool can't die. He has been killed, but it never stays that way.


Venom on the other hand, was beaten down to his bare person. He is Eddie Brock for now.


Deadpool supplies Eddie with two of his guns.

Let it continue!

[jekan blazer]

fox grins, and pulls out a huge, plasma powered, automatic firing assault rifle!

[ReflectionOfSky]

BUUURN! yells Axel as he toasted Venom and Deadpool with the flames of hell.
Ha!
I also have a bunny monster from Holy Grail on my side and I am not afraid of using it to
Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
with his teeth ready for you all!

[ReflectionOfSky]

Beware the bunny

[kingoflombards]

What!?!?! I thought we were allies! But no matter.

Eddie, now back as Venom, fire off a symbiote rope to pull himself and Deadpool out of the fire. Deadpool then chucks the Holy Hand grenade at the white rabbit.

No weapon for you Axel the Traitor! Vengeance is Venom's as he breaks Axel's chakram and calls his robes girly.

[ReflectionOfSky]

since it is Axel's custom to answer insults with fire, he sets Venom alight with a bottle of wiskey...oops with a bottle of beer or gasoline!

[kingoflombards]

But, since you conditioned Venom to be immune to fire earlier, it does little more than cheese him off.

Run fast Axel, you are about to be used as lunch meat!

[ReflectionOfSky]

wait, but if you were immune to fire earlier, why did you call me a traitor?

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel decides to retribute by way of his restraunt and sheathes a carving knife inside venom's head

[kingoflombards]

One: You are a traitor for chucking me in the fires of Hell. People get a tad grumpy when that happens.

And Two: The knife is blocked by Deadpool with his swords. I betcha you wish you had you weapon now!

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel picks up a rack of knives from the counter and starts chucking them at Venom. "this counts as weapons" says Axel

[kingoflombards]

Venom has spider senses from Spiderman so he jumps into action by redirecting the knives with his webs.

Deadpool, feeling left out for being disengaged so fast, goes off to sulk in a corner.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Desperate times and desperate measure!
Throw apples and onions and leftover cabbages to the sulking Deadpool!

Spoons and chop sticks and tooth picks flying in all directions, aimed mostly at Venom!

[kingoflombards]

Venom never gets tired of tomfoolery, so he throws them right back.
Deadpool joins this deadly food fight.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel burns Deadpool who has not yet been conditioned to resist fire, Deadpool runs to the nearest river to put the fire. Unfortunately the river is 10 miles away.

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool is not a symbiote and has instant healing. He simply teleports there and back.

He comes bringing more things to throw.

[ReflectionOfSky]

A buddy of Axel's arrives: its the samurai!
http://kingdomhearts.rpgplanet.gamespy.com/kingdomhearts2/media/art/nobody.jpg

[ReflectionOfSky]

He quickly summons aid:
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-02/art/kh2-nobody-dragon.jpg

[ReflectionOfSky]

http://kingdomhearts.rpgplanet.gamespy.com/kingdomhearts2/media/art/nobody2.jpg

[ReflectionOfSky]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7871/282190-114163-organization-xiii_large.jpg
organization 13 from kingdom hearts

[kingoflombards]

:eek:

:D Just kidding

I can take them easy! Bring it on!:flare:

[ReflectionOfSky]

Venom gets stabbed by the samurai, speared by the the dragoon, burnt by axel, and blasted, smashed, crushed, sprayed with water, sliced, frozen, and zapped by organization 13

[ReflectionOfSky]

wheeeeeeeeeeeee:lol:

[kingoflombards]

But Venom is a one man army. He uses his symbiote tentacles to combart weapons and his unnatural agility to dodge projectiles. When his amazing strength is factored in (He can cars with one hand farther than a bow can throw and arrow) he is invincible.

Deadpool is doing the same, but better, he uses his swords and guns in a myriad of blows. He teleports within the battle feild to disorient his opponents and strike them near instantaneously.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion jumps (as always) out of nowhere and quickly releases her new keyblade and attacks Deadpool, swiftly skewering him through the chest

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool reminds Xion hat he cannot die. And with his own weapons, begins to remind her that she can.

[ShardsOfOcean]

but deadpool obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about Kingdom Hearts, because if he did, he would know that Xion is part of Organization 13 and she can't die either
because of this fact she just laughs and continue to fight Deadpool

[kingoflombards]

But Deadpool has instant regeneration. I'll just cut your limbs off:D (I'm morbid aren't I :lol:)

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel, being very smart, grabs Xion and teleports to the organization's hidden base. the organization and Axel's allies follow suite

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool sheaths his swords and stares incredulously at everyone else who stood there while it was 13 on 2.

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel laughs are unheard in the huge castle

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion goes off to prepare the defenses of the castle, on her way there she meets up with Roxas and tells him to inform Organization 13 (or 14), the leaders. Xion then turns into a beam of light (using one of her powers) to turn on all defenses at the speed of light. ;):):D

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool and Venom are completely oblivious to this, just like everyone else. Life continues as normal. (people show up and disappear all the time in this forum...)

[crystalmoonshin]

A crater is formed where Venom was standing a milli-second before. Venom grabs the heads of the Starfox team and slams them to the ground while Deadpool slams Emna Ai with the pommel of one his swords.

Try to fight the fury!HAHAHA!

Before anything touches her, Enma Ai teleports back to hell without her preys. But now she's back with a vengeance.

"Attack me and you become my enemy!"

[jekan blazer]

BUUURN! yells Axel as he toasted Venom and Deadpool with the flames of hell.
Ha!
I also have a bunny monster from Holy Grail on my side and I am not afraid of using it to
Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
with his teeth ready for you all!


Beware the bunny

"ack!!!!!!!!!" fox screamed
"the bunny!!!!" krystal went pale...

What!?!?! I thought we were allies! But no matter.

Eddie, now back as Venom, fire off a symbiote rope to pull himself and Deadpool out of the fire. Deadpool then chucks the Holy Hand grenade at the white rabbit.

No weapon for you Axel the Traitor! Vengeance is Venom's as he breaks Axel's chakram and calls his robes girly.

"thanks!!! you just shortend your lifespan!!!" fox commented.

[kingoflombards]

Hearing that his playmates had snapped out of their "deer in the headlights" trance, Deadpool plays the car without headlights and engages Fox's team in a fire arms fight.

[jekan blazer]

fox summons a massive dragon by saying, "a jimmed oei, DEATHTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.draconika.com/types/images/bronze-dragon.jpg

[jekan blazer]

"EAT DEADPOOL!!!!" fox comanded....

[kingoflombards]

Venom engages the dragon with his massive strength and speed.

[jekan blazer]

deathtail the dragon lets venom soot him, punch him, even flame him....
but unfortunately for venom and deadpool, he is impermeable!!!!
deathtail lets out a mighty
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

and bites venom!!!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion urging Xemnas (the leader or organization 13) to create a prodjectile that can see what was going on in the battle. After deciding that Xemnas's skills were useless decided to go see what was happening herself

[ShardsOfOcean]

When getting there she finds that she doesn't need to help Fox yet but to stand by just in case

[kingoflombards]

During the dragon's roar, Deadpool teleports inside the dragon's thoracic cavity and cuts the dragon from the inside while Venom smothers it with webs from the outside.

[crystalmoonshin]

Disliking extreme violence, Enma Ai summons a cute fairy named Mirumo de Pon and retreats to hell.

Mirumo looks around her, and seeing chaos, jiggles her butt and emits lethal gases that make Deadpool, Venom and the Fox's team choke hard.

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion turns into a light beam and speeds toward the fairy and then yells, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?????? I WAS JUST STANDING THERE WATCHING, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!" Afterward, Xion turns into a beam of light, grabs Fox and travels beyond the reaches of the gas.;)

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool puts on is gas mask and sheaths his swords.

The gas doesn't affect Venom.

[ShardsOfOcean]

On which Xion wonders why everyone just so happens to have the one thing that can save their lives at the moment of danger. :)

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel being able to read minds (lol) answers that it is only because xion doesn't think ahead

[kingoflombards]

Because we're cool obviously.

Venom and Deadpool then pick up the beat-the-****-out-of bodies and chucks them in the transport ship.

Time to go to the planet that didn't exist but now will. (post 355)

[ReflectionOfSky]

Axel appears in a burst of flames and sets fire to the gas. The explosion is enormous but doesn't affect Axel because explosions are his element

[ShardsOfOcean]

Great now everyone's being mean to me.....wait did you beat the **** out of me? or someone else..

[ReflectionOfSky]

you should be okay, you're a beam of light

[kingoflombards]

On the planet that exists but wasn't supposed to exist but now does. Lets just call it planet Frank.

It was too late to stop the invasion, but the remaining survivors couldn't stop the hordes that were let loose upon them. they needed reinforcements. The Flood has decimated planet Frank. Time for them to attack the next planet; Earth.

[ReflectionOfSky]

go forth my armyof samurai and dragon things, defeat the flood! you have no bodies so they cannot hurt you!

[kingoflombards]

But they do. Better find another way around THIS problem. If only we had helped planet Fred in time....

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion, being nice (-ish) turns into a bigger beam of light and transfers all of the people of Frank (that aren't dead to planet Bob which is quite like Frank.

[RobinHood3000]

"La liberte...HO!!"

http://www.cgw.com/Media/PublicationsArticle/sh2.jpg

[ShardsOfOcean]

strange......

Xion is startled by the sudden appearance of Robin Hood and accidentally kicks him (no offense)

[RobinHood3000]

Robin Hood collapses to the ground, clutching his shin in agony. He sticks his tongue out at Xion.

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool is offended that someone insulted his quarry, so he makes fun of Robin Hood's girly tights. He probably wears a skirt too. :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Getting up, Robin Hood points out that Deadpool is wearing full-body spandex, and that red and black are so very last summer (as are those little yellow boxes of his).

[Sapphire]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k50/onefeistygirl/Calvin.jpg

:p

[jekan blazer]

"fox...fox can you hear me?" fox!!! wake up dammit!!!" krystal screamed, tears running down her face..
(note: when deadpool killed deathtail, fox collapsed and didnt move...)

[jekan blazer]

krystal screams at the group, "why are you just standing there!?!?!?!? do something!!!!"

[Sapphire]

Nothing wrong with just standing :p


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/PicturesToLinkTo/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/calvin-2.jpg

[kingoflombards]

Venom Throws the Great Rock of Revival at Fox. It hit him in the head. That will defiantly leave a bump!

[jekan blazer]

"you.......die.........NOW!!!" krystal screamed at calvin...
she lunged at him, screaming bloody murder, and pinned him to the ground!

[kingoflombards]

"What a weirdy", Venom says to Deadpool, who is locked in mortal combat against the coveter of yellow boxes (AKA Robin Hood). "Yeah." He replies, "This guy even talks like a girl."

V-"I think we're talking of different weirdos..."
D-"Yup"
V-"Hope Crazy... I mean Crystal doesn't get too offended."

[Sapphire]

..............

No you don't! Get your hands of my friend!
Hobbes launches himself on Krystal.

[kingoflombards]

I'm placing my money on the tiger. He's ripped!

[Sapphire]

Calvin haves a look at Krystal and Hobbes...
I take your bet. 50 On the girl

[kingoflombards]

WHAT!?!?! How do you bet against yourself!?! Self esteem issues?!?!

Fine. I'll raise it to 80 and three Grumble cakes.

[Sapphire]

Myself?! No way - I would win if I would fight Krystal. Geez! She's a girl!
Hobbes... now that's another matter. He has this weakness for girls. No way he's gonna win... You'd better start baking those cakes!

[jekan blazer]

krystal's shrill voice pierced through the group's ears,
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
as she tore out calvin's throat with her teeth!!!

she got up, turned to hobbes, her snout dripping with blood... and circled him...

[kingoflombards]

Venom chucks a rock at Crystal.
"Look! He won! Pay up bub!"

[Nikhar]

Seems I missed a lot. Sorry, wasn't able to use net these days.

What happened since, if anyone can update me?

[kingoflombards]

"OK, why don't you get medical attention THEN pay up?"

"And you, Crazy Crystal, take a chill pill."

[jekan blazer]

OOC: too much to explain... itd take les time and effort to read up from your last post mmmkay?

[Sapphire]

:eek: Calvin... dead?! But she was fighting Hobbes! :eek2:
That's one evil Girl

Hobbes goes crazy in rage and tears Krystal in half.

[kingoflombards]

Deadpool steals some phoenix down from Axel and Xion to heal the peoples.

"one, two, three, and four."

[jekan blazer]

but the krystal was still alive! she used shadow clone jutsu!!!

"dont mess with me, tiger..." she stated, rage flaming in her eyes...

[Sapphire]

*phew*

Calvin gets up and runs away to avoid having to pay his bet :p

Hobbes gives Krystal a very angry look...
Then you'd better not mess with Calvin!

[kingoflombards]

Venom suddenly starts punching everyone, even the newly phoenix down-ed Fox.

"I WIN! I WIN!" he yelled.
Deadpool thought it looked fun so he joined in too.

[jekan blazer]

"shut the fark up, will you?!" krystal screeched...
fox got up slowly... and paled...
"hobbes!!! get out of there!!!!!" he shouted...

[Sapphire]

And Hobbes just ran...

[kingoflombards]

Venom webbed Crazies mouth up so she would stop screeching. "that will tear us apart! STOP THAT!"

[Sapphire]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o35/DarkEn1gma/calvinhobbes.png

[jekan blazer]

"krystal?" fox slowly approached... "are you okay?"
when he was behind her he put a hand on her shoulder and said, "krystal... this is for your own good..." and pulled out a sedative needle...
before anyone could blink, fox's throat was gone... and he collapsed!!!!
"holy (add swear word here...)..." master chief stated...

[Nikhar]

Pop.

Two teenagers appeared out of thin air and landed amidst the chaos.

The one with a scar on his forehead said, "Seems we have missed a lot? But the adventures in the "Lands of dead and old" were enthralling!"

The other teen, the criminal mastermind, said, in response to bewildered looks, "Haven't got time to explain. It was lucky that I put this FLI (Fairy Longitude Identifier) on fox, so we were able to trace you down after we were finished with our work. Just tell me, what's the current position (seems you haven't got time to narrate the happenings either). Never mind whatever has happened since; just tell us, how do we help now?"

[jekan blazer]

falco stated, "look at fox... do you honestly think he can talk?"

[kingoflombards]

"Just use some glue, he'll be fine", said Deadpool. (He has instant healing, what does he care?)

[Nikhar]

"Doesn't seem so......"

[jekan blazer]

"what happend to fox?" slippy asked...

[kingoflombards]

"Crystal the Crazy stole his trachea, but no worries, she'll give it back. Right, Crazy?"

[Nikhar]

"Where are we? Doesn't seem brighter than the "Lands of old and dead"...."

[jekan blazer]

krystal twitched, and fell to the ground, not moving...