The Curse Exchange

[Pendragon]

Put an highly imaginary curse on the poster above you. Like:

"May the fleas of a thousand camels find their way into your underarms."

Have fun! :p

[andave_ya]

oh, haha, what fun! :)

May your shadow grow thinner and thinner until it inverts and becomes a vacuum that sucks everything in until it becomes a black hole!! :lol: -- is that even possible???

[ClaesGefvenberg]

Interesting thread. :thumbs_up OK, here we go:

"May your beard grow inwards and suffocate you"

/Claes

[Taliesin]

Well, I don't think that it is so much of a curse, but this is a classic, so:

May you live in interesting times.

[Pensive]

May you fall in love. :p

(not so creative I guess...)

[PabloQ]

May every bottle of wine you open turn to vinegar.

[subterranean]

May each of your cup of coffee turns to tea!

[subterranean]

May you fall in love. :p

(not so creative I guess...)

Ow, Pensy..I soo wouldn't mind ;)

[Pendragon]

May the gutters on your home fail to work during a heavy rain! :D

[PabloQ]

May all the needles fall off your Christmas tree.

[Shalot]

May you always get a public bathroom stall without a shred of toilet paper.

[PabloQ]

May your nose hair grow long enought to braid.

[Shalot]

May you be afflicted with constant chronic flatulence

[Pendragon]

May you fart loudly during a solemn meeting :D

[Joreads]

May your dod start barking at you and not strangers!

[PabloQ]

May that bottle of Britney Spears' latest perfume make you smell of NYC's nastiest subway stop -- stale urine and ozone.

[Pendragon]

May a large, tough person take exception to your hair and shave you bald

[PabloQ]

May your mother-in-law show up on your front porch with everything she owns.

[Amundsen]

May scab eat you!!!

[Shalot]

May you the road rise to beat you (with sticks) and the wind be always in your face

(a variation of an Irish Blessing)

[PabloQ]

May the fillings in you teeth receive radio signals from a station that owns one song - MMM-Bop by Hansen.

[Pendragon]

May a small rodent find its way into your pajamas...

[NEEMAN]

May your toast always fall and land butter-side down.

[Thespian1975]

May the DARK SIDE be with you!

[Amundsen]

May you bad fell in May

[Shalot]

May you always find the toilet seat up.

[Silas Thorne]

May both your legs be worn to the bone by the embraces of excited dogs.

[NEEMAN]

May your cheese, bread and other perishable goods always go mouldy!

[Shalot]

May you always have lice.

[Silas Thorne]

May you be mistaken for your evil identical twin brother and beaten to death by an angry mob ;)

[NEEMAN]

May you read this thread for all time!

[Thespian1975]

May you be mistaken for your evil identical twin brother and beaten to death by an angry mob ;)

LOL:lol:

[Taliesin]

May you find yourself in pitch dark and be eaten by a grue.

[Pendragon]

May you run into an endless circle of telemarketers...

[PabloQ]

May your nose grow when you lie.

[Silas Thorne]

May you run into an endless circle of telemarketers...

That's just plain evil. :lol:

[Shalot]

May the DARK SIDE be with you!

Man, this is not a curse so much as a blessing.

May you get caught picking your nose in public.

[BulletproofDork]

May the size of your toe nails rival Mount Everest.

[ClaesGefvenberg]

May your family tree catch Dutch Elm disease!

[PabloQ]

Yikes, brutal.
May your wife show her freshly tatooed chest (I'm with Stupid-->) to anyone who asks. (magically, the arrow always finds you).

[Pendragon]

May you always forget to duck when people throw insults

[Silas Thorne]

:) Ouch!

May your dreams take you to Silent Hill, and may you never know when you have awoken.

[MattG]

May thy festering gene pool be mightily infused with barrels of badly needed chlorine!

[kiz_paws]

May you perpetually mistake your tube of toothpaste for a tube of hemorrhoid cream!

[Thespian1975]

May your "white wash" always contain one RED sock

[Silas Thorne]

May all your skin slither off to find a new home.

[prendrelemick]

May the stone in your shoe be inside the sock

[prendrelemick]

May the itch on your back be just out of reach.

[Silas Thorne]

May the Christmas goblins set fire to your Christmas tree and destroy all your presents!

[kiz_paws]

May you wake up to find that you sound like Daffy Duck!

[Amundsen]

May you kiss toilet

[kiz_paws]

May the sugar you pour into your cup of coffee turn out to be salt ...

[Silas Thorne]

Yep, done that before. Yucchh!

May hailstones sharp as knives cut your flesh and the skies rain down lemon juice.

[prendrelemick]

May your toast always land butter side down

[Shalot]

May the tags in your shirts always be scratchy

[Pendragon]

May you discover that your family tree does not fork...

[Silas Thorne]

May the stench of a thousand worlds gather beneath your armpits!;)

[Shalot]

May you discover that your family tree does not fork...


:lol:


Oh, and back to the game:

May your black sweaters always have lint.

[kiz_paws]

May the drips from your bathroom faucet pound a merry tune while you try to get some sleep...

[Whifflingpin]

May your feet smell & your nose run, your tree bark and your dogs leave.

[Pendragon]

May a Bird of Paradise fly up your nose :)

[Silas Thorne]

:)
May all the chocolate and icecream you ever touch melt away onto the floor before you get a chance to eat it.

[Bakiryu]

May all that you touch turn into golden butterflies....

[Silas Thorne]

May you be taken away to the lands of the Firbolg, never to return.

[Pendragon]

May the butterflies in your stomach become a swarm...

[aBIGsheep]

Die in a fire.

[Silas Thorne]

:D

May all your troubles compete for supremacy!

[Bakiryu]

May all that you love be taken by the Sídhe.

[Silas Thorne]

Alright, since no one else is keen to join in the cursing fun....:)

May the windows of your mind forever be closed.

[Pendragon]

May a Banshee haunt your family forever! :D

[aBIGsheep]

May you bare my abortion.

[JacobF]

May you be isolated for all eternity in a big white room with ABBA playing constantly.

[Delta40]

May you be destined to walk like Shaggy from Scooby Doo for all eternity

[Niamh]

May your feet grow to the size of mountains

[Pendragon]

May you try to skateboard in a herd of wilderbeasts...

[Niamh]

may the hairs on your body become splinters of wood

[kandaurov]

May your eyelids turn inside out every time you sneeze.

[Niamh]

May your left leg and your right arm switch places

[aBIGsheep]

I hope your heart turns into a very active Geiger counter.

[Silas Thorne]

May Time lose you.

[Zee.]

May you fall in to a pit of vomit and die choking on the chunks.

[aBIGsheep]

I hope you die a thousand deaths and each one more painful than the last.

[Silas Thorne]

May all your internal organs suddenly burst out into the sunshine.

[aBIGsheep]

Satan slap your sunburns and shut your mouth in silence.

[Silas Thorne]

May you always live in a world of happiness and smiles where nothing particularly interesting happens.

[Zee.]

May your skin be turned inside out, and may you be thrown in a hot boiling vat of slime to burn for all of eternity

[Silas Thorne]

May leeches infest your bed.

[aBIGsheep]

You're adopted.

[Silas Thorne]

:bawling: That cuts.

:) I hope that your house gets invaded by tribbles. (I wonder if you will get that one.)

[aBIGsheep]

POWPOW MOFO

Startrek? Klingons invade your homeworld.

[Silas Thorne]

:)

Oh that the seeds you bring home to plant in the vegetable garden grow into Triffids, and that they consume your entire family, including all your pets (if any).

[*Classic*Charm*]

You're adopted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

May your books all burst into flames and consume your flesh slowly and painfully

[Silas Thorne]

May all the cats you meet take offence to your eyes and try to strike them out.

[*Classic*Charm*]

May the back of your knees be hacked out with a shiny silver cane

[Silas Thorne]

May your next haircut be done by a Mr. Todd, who lives above a pie shop.

[*Classic*Charm*]

May your next haircut be done by a Mr. Todd, who lives above a pie shop.

If he looks like Johnny Depp and sings, I'm all for it!

May you marry a lovely lady named Macbeth, who gives you a gift of a shiny dagger...

[Delta40]

May you dwell in the valley of echoes with a perpetual stutter

[Pendragon]

May an irritating little jingle sttick in your head!

[Delta40]

May you be doomed to cross a meadow of prickles barefoot each morning and evening.

[Delta40]

May you swallow a handful of prickles and they process through all your internal organs and out again

(suggested by a co-worker)

[jekan blazer]

may you be torn to peices by rabid foxes, then thrown to the rabbids, then to the worms to be decayed and die!!!

[*Classic*Charm*]

May a small furry white animal smother you in your sleep

[kilted exile]

May you be infested with a thousand horse fly bites & your arms be too short to reach

[Zee.]

May your tongue swell and your throat tighten so that swallowing anything be utterly impossible. Forced to breathe solely from your nose, you will slowly starve to death. :)

[kiz_paws]

May you be forced to play bingo every night for the remainder of your life...

[aBIGsheep]

I hope you realize that you're going to lead a very uninteresting life for the rest of your days.

[jekan blazer]

may you spend the rest of eternity forced to call out bingo numbers in a senior citizens' housing place...thingy...:p

[Pendragon]

May you come to a long pause while delievering your next public speech, then fart loudly...

[aBIGsheep]

You have no friends.

[jekan blazer]

may you be thrown in a blender over and over but never die!!!

[aBIGsheep]

Your IQ will be higher than 73.

[jekan blazer]

i curse you to spit frogs when you talk for the rest of eternity!!!

[kiz_paws]

i curse you to spit frogs when you talk for the rest of eternity!!!LoL! :lol:

May the mystery novel you are enjoying have the last three pages missing! :eek:

[jekan blazer]

:bawling:thats messed cause im reading new moon (the second book in twilight!!!)



i curse you to listen to your mom nag you for-ev-er!!!!

[kiz_paws]

May you be tied up and forced to watch Barney The Dinosaur prance around you a million times singing his I Love You song...

[jekan blazer]

:eek2: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



may you be cursed to everlasting hunger and thirst, never able to eat or drink!!!

(i got this idea from the book "the sea of montsers" :D)

[Pendragon]

May your mirror cease to lie to you and show you reality...

[kiz_paws]

May one ski fall off while you are on the chair lift to the top of a insane mountain... :eek:

[jekan blazer]

may you slowly melt like chocolate every day forever and ever!!!

[Redzeppelin]

May your partner - in a moment of ecstasy - call out the name of another.

[aBIGsheep]

Santa is gonna poop down your chimney.

[LostPrincess13]

may you never stop counting sheep...:D

[Pendragon]

May you become known as "The Unknown Lit-Netter"

[jekan blazer]

already am...

[Amundsen]

May your bones turn to ash, blood to oil, hair to stone and your brain to ugly liquid!!!

[LauraS]

May you find the hem of your skirt is stuck in the back of your pantyhose at the conclusion of your presentation..

May the statute of limitations run on the day your hard drive crashes.

[Silas Thorne]

May the whole world shudder with shock at your visage and babies scream upon seeing you, the sky always be black over your house, and cockroaches infest your bed!

[kiz_paws]

May the Black Hole that swallows up sock mates swallow YOU up! :eek:

[Silas Thorne]

I'm deeply troubled by that, kiz paws. I never will know when it will strike, since I never know at what point between taking the socks off and putting new ones on the sock mates may become separated. I will look around me carefully always, fearing destruction.

I think I have breath space enough to make this comment. I hope you don't mind harshness, since I have a dark sense of humour and this is the curse section, think nothing overly evil of it. Next time I will write a more amusing and playful one, but the warlock in me has come out a little:

May all your dogs around you contract rabies and devour you alive and screaming.

[kiz_paws]

I'm deeply troubled by that, kiz paws. I never will know when it will strike, since I never know at what point between taking the socks off and putting new ones on the sock mates may become separated. I will look around me carefully always, fearing destruction.

I think I have breath space enough to make this comment. I hope you don't mind harshness, since I have a dark sense of humour and this is the curse section, think nothing overly evil of it. Next time I will write a more amusing and playful one, but the warlock in me has come out a little:

May all your dogs around you contract rabies and devour you alive and screaming.How do they say .... touché! :lol: I had it coming, what with my sock curse :lol:

OK, time to do some serious damage ...may the strings of your guitar become evil and slice your fingers as you strum away .... :eek:

[jekan blazer]

kiz paws... may you be cursed with the ashen touch, AND etarnal life.
whenever you touch something, it shall turn to ash and blow away in the wind, whether it be dead or alive, inanimate or animated, edible or non-edible, plant or animal, earth or not, friend or foe, it shall turn to dust, and there is nothing you can do about it!!!
beat that!

[kiz_paws]

kiz paws... may you be cursed with the ashen touch, AND etarnal life.
whenever you touch something, it shall turn to ash and blow away in the wind, whether it be dead or alive, inanimate or animated, edible or non-edible, plant or animal, earth or not, friend or foe, it shall turn to dust, and there is nothing you can do about it!!!
beat that!
:eek: The Midas Touch gone wrong? :eek:

May the pretty lights on the waters you are swimming in turn out to be pretty little jellyfish, who like the taste of your legs... :alien:

[Silas Thorne]

May you wish upon a falling star that falls on you.

[Maryd.]

May you walk a thousand miles, only to find yourself lost.

[Pendragon]

May your cat have a fit on your new couch!

[Maryd.]

May your mum lose you in a busy supermarket.

[Silas Thorne]

May all your limbs be possessed by the spirit of a deceased serial killer.

[Maryd.]

May you can snap and you full into a pit of poisnous snakes?

[JuniperWoolf]

May no puppy ever give you kisses.

[Maryd.]

May the picture frame break you fall out, on your head.

[Silas Thorne]

May lint seek you out

[Maryd.]

May you never be used by anyone and instead are used as firewood.

[Silas Thorne]

May fine chalkdust collect on your fingers and make them itch for the rest of your life.

[Maryd.]

May you be shaved and used as a toothpick.

[Silas Thorne]

May you wake up from your next nights' sleep wrapped up in the cocoon of a giant spider.

[Maryd.]

May you be swallowed by the book Wuthering Heights.

[Satan]

May you grow a beard overnight.

[Maryd.]

May you be knocked over and shattered into a million pieces.

[Satan]

May you find yourself in a debate against Homer Simpson.

[Maryd.]

May your wings drop off in midst flight and you descend a thousand feet through rows of piercing arrows.

[Satan]

Ouch!

May you have to read Wuthering Heights every single day for eternity.

[Maryd.]

May you be stuck in the night circle and never to be released.

[Pendragon]

May you be voted "Most Likely to Be Forgotten"

[Maryd.]

May the wind change and your fingers stay that way forever.

[Veho]

May every living soul in the World ostracise you for all eternity.

[Maryd.]

May you live forever with an old nagging woman.

[Heathcliff]

Curse you to a million years of pain and st- st- stammering. :cuss:

[Maryd.]

May your mother never give you snack food

[Heathcliff]

May I find the secret stash of Tim Tams that you probably don't have.

[Maryd.]

May you keep looking and your eyes fall out as there are no secret stashes... (The diet remember!)

[Heathcliff]

May your diet be run over be an icecream truck.

[Maryd.]

May you never find the "T" that should be in your stop sign.

[Shalot]

May you have immortal fleas.

[Heathcliff]

May the CD in your brain shatter into a zillion pieces.

[Maryd.]

May you never find the missing 'T' for you sign.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you be subject to my humor for a thousand years....

[Maryd.]

May you never stop talking and live a lifetime as a chatterbox.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you live with my daughter....who lives a life as a chatterbox...

[Maryd.]

May your two daughters talk so much, that your ears fall off

[BienvenuJDC]

(that's not a curse...that's reality)
May your son's spider grow to four times his current size...

[Maryd.]

(Ewww... Now that is unthinkable)
May your heart turn soft that you love every one and everything - even my sons ugly, glack, hairy spider.... Ewww.

[BienvenuJDC]

(How do you know that it isn't already like that)
May your house forever need painting...

[Heathcliff]

May you be cursed to paint it. :lol:

[Maryd.]

May the wind change and you be stuck with that green smile forever... (although, that's not bad, is it?)

[Heathcliff]

May the wind blow you into the smiley's mouth.

[Maryd.]

May you get a neverending assignment at school.

[Heathcliff]

May I have to be on the computer for the whole time so you can't use it.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you get a pimple on your nose that glows like Rudolph's nose.

[Heathcliff]

May you have someone like me photoshop your nose out of picture and you lose it forever, making you unable to taste your cakes seeing as you eat food by stuffing it up your nostrils.

(That was a good one...)

[BienvenuJDC]

May you have to eat my cakes...and only my cakes for the rest of your life.

[Heathcliff]

May I eat so many that there are none left for you.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you eat so much that you turn into icing yourself.

[Heathcliff]

May you smear me onto your cakes and they'll taste bad.

(I absolutely despise the taste of icing...:nonod:)

[BienvenuJDC]

May you be destined to eat icing forever...(without cake)...

[Heathcliff]

May I eat all of your icing so you can't make your awesome iced cakes.

[BienvenuJDC]

May it give you pimples all of your days...

[Heathcliff]

I'm sincerely hurt...

May your girls complain about them when they are my age until your ears explode.

[Pendragon]

May that "new dish" you cannot help trying at your favorite restaurant turn out to be stewed monkey brains...:ack2::ack2:

[Heathcliff]

May your brains be put into a dish and someone say when they eat it "Ew, monkey brains!"

[solem grace]

May you loose an eye to the night sky and never see daylight again.

[Maryd.]

May you lose, part of your name and no longer have any grace...

[Heathcliff]

May it rain grace onto you, only you can't swim.

[Pendragon]

May you find yourself suddenly very expendable...

[Heathcliff]

May I stretch so far I cover your entire front door and you can never leave the house again.

[Nikhar]

May you be kidnapped by alien species who are in search of brains.... only that they would later realize that it's not brain but junk.

[Heathcliff]

May you become lodged onto your broomstick and never be able to return from your trance.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you swallow Flounder whole...

[Heathcliff]

May I get a big eraser and erase your princess.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you get lost in all of the coral...

[Heathcliff]

May you become to immersed in your own prettiness and never be Jethro again.

[Pendragon]

May the aliens return you as "damaged goods"...:alien::alien::alien::alien::alien:

[Heathcliff]

May the delivery guy who delivered the cardboard box you came in have disregarded the "this side up" sign.

[Maryd.]

May you spend countless hours swiming around in circles, trying to catch your fin. Only but to get giddy and faint on a bed or jelly fish.

[Pendragon]

May you overlook a pit bull while smelling the roses...

[Heathcliff]

May you fall into a pit of bulls. :lol:

[Maryd.]

May that tree come to life and eat you.

[Heathcliff]

May the tree give you a MASSIVE splinter!

[Maryd.]

May this internet cafe throw us both out... (No, that's not good - hmm)

[Heathcliff]

May a cloud of rain follow you everywhere.

[Maryd.]

May you be standing near by and I shall not share my umbrella

[Revolte]

May a microscopic robot float into your sixth sense and remind you that your about to ninja one of Revolte's funny posts.

( and I was ninja'd when I did this lol, come on curse, work! )

[Heathcliff]

May you become one of those stereotypical cartoon ninjas and be awkwardly uncomfortable in the black jumpsuit and mask when it comes to summer. :lol:

[Jazz_]

May you shrink to the size of a pea and fall into a crack in the footpath...

[Pendragon]

May the ticks in the woods where you walk find you very delicious

[Indyben]

May every pen you pick up spew ink into your hand.

[Nikhar]

May the girl you love call you 'brother'! :p

[Pendragon]

May you open your mouth and remove all doubt as to your low IQ

[Jay]

May you smell like rotten dragon eggs to others but not have a clue yourself, wondering at the disgusted looks people keep giving you :p

[Pendragon]

May you resemble an x-ray more every day

[Jay]

(Chandra all the way (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6587/psrb150958chandrahr.jpg)!!! - ok, I got weird associations ;) )

May you sit down for breakfast of cereals only to discover you've run out of milk. Again.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you finish your corn flakes to realize that your brother's scab collection is missing....

[applepie]

May you smell a thousand stinks of an outhouse instead of roses

[BienvenuJDC]

May your voice sound like Velma for the rest of your days

[Nikhar]

May you never be able to insult anyone again.

[Pendragon]

May you chew off your fingers while biting your nails

[Nikhar]

May you from now on give very dumb and boring curses.

[Pendragon]

May you always forget where you are going until it's too late to arrive on time

[Maryd.]

May a dragon eat your pen.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you spend the rest of your life in an internet cafe.

[Pendragon]

May your favorite TV show be canceled

[Maryd.]

May you be the age of your avatar for the rest of your life.

[BienvenuJDC]

May your breath smell like your dog's breath...

[Maryd.]

Ewww...

May you age overnight and look 95 years old in the morning.

[BienvenuJDC]

May you look just like me then

[Maryd.]

Ewww, you want me to look like a man... Ewww.

May you travel far from home and become lost.

[BienvenuJDC]

no matter...there are friends everywhere...

May you wake up tomorrow and have no matching socks....

[Maryd.]

May you wake up and smell the matching ones...

[BienvenuJDC]

May you be cursed to wear dirty underwear all your days

[Maryd.]

Eww again...

May you be cursed to wear your partner's dirty underwear for the rest of your days...

[BienvenuJDC]

May you live in a coffee house for the next decade.

[Maryd.]

Yum....
May your decade be filled with flying coffee beans.

[Pendragon]

May your dog refuse to be your best friend

[Maryd.]

(oh pen... That's sad)

May a bird swoop down and take your other 3 fingers...

[BienvenuJDC]

May a spider jump up and eat your bird...

[Maryd.]

May you sneeze so hard your nose turns inside-out

[BienvenuJDC]

May you have gotten a defective internet box...

[Maryd.]

(Bien... Now you are going to make me cry)
May you wake up in the morning, bald.

[BienvenuJDC]

(I will someday...doesn't bother me that much)

May all of my hair that I lose grow on your back...

[Maryd.]

(he he he)

May you be struck down by a cluster of flying foxes.

[BienvenuJDC]

May those flying foxes start rhyming you into a whirlwind...