Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

[B-Mental]

Well I hope you feel 9751 times better!

[crazefest456]

9752 oh, I do...I slept all day yesterday and that helped (I do mean all day)...thanks, B!

[B-Mental]

9753, no problemo

[crazefest456]

9754 caffeine withdrawal symptoms

[B-Mental]

9755 blueberry muffin withdrawal symptoms...this dang diet.

[crazefest456]

9756 insanity withdrawal symptoms...this dang society :p

Enjoy your diet..remember that it's just a blueberry muffin...

[B-Mental]

9757 easy for you to say...its not for me, its for my friend really....Honest.

[crazefest456]

9758 suuuuuure...anyway, then you won't be needing these [eats a pan of freshly baked muffins]

[muhsin]

9758...you guys are really fascinating me by commenting on any number you write.

[crazefest456]

9760 I'm sorry muhsin that you have to see us like this. I'm supposed to be sleeping by now, but my work awaits....

[B-Mental]

9761...different things to write about with different numbers involved.

[muhsin]

9762...ok guys I got it. Very interesting.

[B-Mental]

9763, even more interesting when we finally get to 10,000...then, peace and quiet.

[muhsin]

9764...

[B-Mental]

9765...only 235 more to go

[crazefest456]

9766 This might be my last post on this thread if people get too excited tomorrow morning...so I wish everyone well, and a good countdown to 10 thou...You guys better have confetti...g'nite or mornin'...

[B-Mental]

night crazefest456, I hope you don't have to count 9767 sheep to fall asleep.

[muhsin]

9768...you guys really keep this thread alive.

[papayahed]

9769, 3 pages from last night...

[muhsin]

9769, 3 pages from last night...

9770...sounds nice, uh?

[papayahed]

not as good as 9771...

[Hira]

Hello. 9772.

[samercury]

9773 snowflakes rushing towards the ground

[Remarkable]

9774 good news received today in a minute!One of them is that 10.000 is really close!(or is that a bad news?...)

[vheissu]

9775 my leg still hurts. It's getting quite ridicoulous

[Hira]

9776. Oh, why? Did you have an accident?

[vheissu]

9777 nope, I must have strained it somehow...though it's only one leg that hurts rather than both of them...

[Hira]

9778, put one of those pain-removing creams on if its getting too ridiculous.

[samercury]

9779 phobias

[NikolaiI]

9780.

[papayahed]

9781 peanut shells

[_JadeRain_]

9782 satisfied elephants

[AimusSage]

9783
I think I'll lock this thread at 9999 :brow:

[zanna]

Ooooh! Then you are 9,784 times an evil, evil genius! The torture!

[dramasnot6]

I bet they are 9785 folks wanting to catch that 10000th post

[barbara0207]

9783
I think I'll lock this thread at 9999 :brow:

And you honestly think you could survive that??

9786

[papayahed]

Aimus has given me 9787 ideas on how to post the last number..

[barbara0207]

What'll you do with your ideas when I'm the last poster? :p

9788

[crazefest456]

9789!!!! OMG I thought we'd be done by now...

[mmanuelap]

9790!! :d

[papayahed]

9791 phone calls made this hour.

[samercury]

9792 trees got cut

[NikolaiI]

9793 people studying relativity

[crazefest456]

9794 tears dropping on a notebook.

[papayahed]

What'll you do with your ideas when I'm the last poster? :p

9788

9795 ideas on that also...:D

[B-Mental]

9796 different kaleidoscopes spun by monkeys for peanuts a day.

[Shalot]

9797! Yay

:banana:
:banana:
:banana:
:banana:
:banana:
:banana:

[B-Mental]

9798 Doh, dang, I should have flooded, didn't know that Shalot was on....
OH Hi Shalot...It been a while.

[B-Mental]

9799 gonna make a go for it.

[B-Mental]

9800...wooot I did it. no one was waiting for the ambush

[papayahed]

9801 damn I missed it.

[B-Mental]

9802 sorry papayahed, it was there for the taking though. LOL. I'm wicked I know.

[papayahed]

9803 damn those Real World activities!!!!

[B-Mental]

9804 poos on the Real World Activities.

[papayahed]

9805 darn straight, screw real world when there's counting to do...

[B-Mental]

When it comes to counting, you can count on me papaya...9806

[papayahed]

that's because your 9807 times a pal.

[B-Mental]

thanks, but it helps if I take off my shoes, cuz I have 9808 hairs on my feet.

[papayahed]

Have you tried 9809 products on your hairs?

[B-Mental]

well 9810 actually...the extensions were a nightmare, and I left them in way too long.

[papayahed]

9811 dye jobs as well

[B-Mental]

well yes, but I prefer 9812 tye-dyes actually.

[papayahed]

9813 grateful dead concerts.

[B-Mental]

9814 I wish. I wrote a poem to my friend about never seeing the Grateful Dead live. ( I like the play on the word live....dead/living and in person/live)

[dramasnot6]

9815 chuckles,B

[B-Mental]

9816 why's everybody always laughing at me...hey dramas...tonights the night final countdown...what do you say?

[crazefest456]

9817 The Fi-nal Countdown! tee de dee dee, tee ree te de....
C'mon, is everyone sleeping or something? Get this done already!

[B-Mental]

9818 yes lets get this over with, I'm gonna be gone tomorrow most likely...boatride in.

[crazefest456]

9819 That's the spirit! It's funny how you'll be counting down till the boat-ride comes...

[B-Mental]

Well, they have to come out of the drill hole with my equipment, and then its pack your gear and shut off the computer...9820 minutes and counting down.

[crazefest456]

Yay! You'll be free! t minus 9821 minutes have elapsed...

[B-Mental]

9822...yay, its my favorite number and I got it....woohoo.

[crazefest456]

why, I ask 9823 times.

[B-Mental]

oh, for the 9824th thyme I was just teasing, its really just another number, but sometimes I think thats how Shalot gets all excited over the normal numbers...LOL.

[crazefest456]

9825 A-ha! I never understood the weird enthusiasm over numbers (I thought you guys were some awesome mathematicians in your past life or something)

[crazefest456]

9826 seconds till I give in my college app!

[B-Mental]

9826 well ya never know.

[crazefest456]

9828 I'm flooding for the first time!! and the last :)

Darn...I hate the 30 second rule...

[crazefest456]

3829 my reign ends *sigh*

[crazefest456]

3830 sorry's to B-M who has to watch me go craaaaaaaazy, yeah!

[B-Mental]

9831...only 170 more entries to go though craze

[crazefest456]

3832, okay, I'll stop now...weird pleasure you get from that..
gah! 30 sec rule!
yay!! 169 mooore

[B-Mental]

9833...ummm how did we go back 6000?

[eyemaker]

9834...better if i'll help.

[B-Mental]

9835..howdy eyemaker.

[crazefest456]

9836 wat? remember my space-time tear....it wasn't patched up..I called the 1 800 number Kit gave me and they put me on hold for a gazillion hours.

[crazefest456]

9837 c'mon fellers

[B-Mental]

9838...I won a bet today that we wouldn't be done by midnight...I think we have 2 hours mor and only an hour until midnight.

[crazefest456]

9839 why? I won one before, and bought a pack of pens..

[eyemaker]

9840..Having a great day B...

[B-Mental]

9841....I won a beverage of my choice on the ride home. (nonalcoholic, cause I'll still be on the clock)

[crazefest456]

9842 glug glug glug...I finished a beverage of my choice right now...(aren't you on the diet? I hope it's not a carbonated drink or I'm telling)

[B-Mental]

9843, its either a diet coke, or its a green tea, depends on the time of day...both have caffeine.

[crazefest456]

9844 eww diet coke...artificial sweetners are my arch enemy..

[B-Mental]

9845...I switched to it when I turned 30...many many moons ago.

[eyemaker]

9856..(no comment)...hehe

[crazefest456]

9847 (I know you're gonna jump for 9855 next and say it's your favorite number :p) It can't be that many moons 'round the earth...don't put yourself down-- youth is everlasting (pathetic in my case :D)

YOU BOTH FELL FOR IT!! MUhhahahahahhhaha

[B-Mental]

9848 trying to guess what number it will be when I finish typing

[B-Mental]

9849 fell for what craze?

[crazefest456]

9850 lol
gum, gum, trident gum!

[crazefest456]

9851 you changed it mister sneaky pants!

[B-Mental]

9852 i hope...never know though

[B-Mental]

9853 changed what craze? lol

[crazefest456]

9854 It's your word against lit-net's edit message!! :p

[crazefest456]

9855 I need to get off that caffiene

hahahaha!!! I got your potential fav. number!!! on purpose!!

[B-Mental]

9856...poor craze...you are delirious. I'm gonna go find you a nice herbal cure...back in 20 minutes

[crazefest456]

9857 lalalalalallaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh, herbal cures are da bomb-- fo sho'

I really mean it...I could fight a cold in three days without medicine

[B-Mental]

9858 dittoes.

[crazefest456]

9859 hooray! you're back! (I really should get to finishing my online app. Back in a few..)

[B-Mental]

9860...well you know where to find me craze...later.

[B-Mental]

9861...gonna flood for a bit.

[crazefest456]

9862 Man I'm good!!! I turned it in the last five seconds...hooray!

[crazefest456]

9863 What flood, Noah?

[crazefest456]

9864 Are you talking about this?

[crazefest456]

9865 Or, do you mean-- *gasp*I told you not to drink the diet coke!

[B-Mental]

9866 show off!

[B-Mental]

9867....:Noah....ROFL...
.

[crazefest456]

9868 B, bring the plunger on your way back

he hee heee

[B-Mental]

9869 guesses what I'm going to do with that plunger craze...you better hide...LOL

[crazefest456]

I'm free B, I'm free from the dumb college apps!!! Only 9870 fields I have to fill in the FAFSA...ugh.

[crazefest456]

9871..no!!! Don't suck my brains out!! raaaaaaaaaa....

[B-Mental]

9872 sloppy sucking plunger sounds and then *slurp....click, thump* uh oh dropped your brain craze sorry, let me just clean it up for a minute.

[crazefest456]

9873 great, now how are we going to cook it? The floor was so dirty from before...

[B-Mental]

9874 what about the 5 second rule...can't we just stuff it back in there...Its not like its gonna fit anyways.

[crazefest456]

9875 fine, *grumbles* we might have to drain it though before roasting it...

[B-Mental]

well, I was going to decorate it with hair, and then use olives as eyes, and make 9876 teeth out of peanuts. but we can roast it.

[crazefest456]

I like roasted peanuts too..hmm 9877 seasonings I could think of

[B-Mental]

9878 allergies to those seasonings...achoo!

[crazefest456]

9879 mi/h spit flying towards me..run!!

[crazefest456]

9880 (another number that B and Shalot would like, right?) Kiz is here!!! We could party like it's 2999!

[B-Mental]

9881 sneezes, if sneezing is as close to death as you can get, thats a lot of near death experiences.

[crazefest456]

I thought sleeping was as close to death as you can-- oh well, 9882 misheard folklore

[B-Mental]

9883 gnomes holding your nose shut is the second closest to death...apparently your heart skips and all your bodily functions cease while you sneeze.

[crazefest456]

9884 nice...now I could be reminded of cardiac arrest every time I sneeze!

[B-Mental]

9885 myocardial infarctions...lol

[crazefest456]

9886 misused medical terminology due to excessive television viewing :p

[B-Mental]

9887 I'm not a doctor, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

[crazefest456]

9888 :D really stupid commercials on T.V.
The next one is a palindrome..jump in!!

[kiz_paws]

9889 yay me! :lol:

[crazefest456]

9890 YAY Kiz!!! Hello!

[kiz_paws]

9891 hellos to you too, craze! How's trix?

[B-Mental]

9892 yay, Kiz..

[crazefest456]

9893 Silly rabbit trix are for kids? (I really don't know....)
Man, I'm ready to turn in when we reach 9900

[kiz_paws]

9894 reunion hugs to both craze and B -- the people who make it happen here late at night! YAY! :thumbs_up

[B-Mental]

9895 I think we are gonna knock off this thread tonight too Kiz, you in?

[crazefest456]

9896 say yes Kiz, yes!!!

[B-Mental]

9897 hoping Kiz doesn't beat me to this one. Shalot would love the next one...

[kiz_paws]

9898 i think so's? That means that if we don't succeed, then when we get up tomorrow morning -- it will be all over!! :(

Oh, and woop deeeee doooooooooo on that number (to quote Archie Bunker) :lol:

[crazefest456]

9899 ooooooh competition...

[eyemaker]

9900..I love the figure!

[B-Mental]

Doh eyemaker you need to edit, cause thats a rockstar number. 9901

[crazefest456]

9902 Goodbye good people of Lit-Net. I salute the valiant efforts of Kz and B and all the future counting down people. Good luck, good night, and make sure the last post is REALLY AWESOME!!!! I mean, start composing it NOW.

[B-Mental]

9898 i think so's? That means that if we don't succeed, then when we get up tomorrow morning -- it will be all over!! :(

Oh, and woop deeeee doooooooooo on that number (to quote Archie Bunker) :lol:

Did you just woop deee dooooo me....that sounds kind of kinky...my bad. 9903

[kiz_paws]

9904 good nites to craze (nooooo, don't leave us!)

[B-Mental]

9905 night Craze you kookster you.

[crazefest456]

9905 make me proud *tear*

[kiz_paws]

9907 decibel beller EH? to my good friend B there! :lol:

[B-Mental]

Its ok, Kiz you don't have to stay up...I won't finalize it anyways....crosses all 9908 fingers behind my back.

[kiz_paws]

9909 smiles at the good natured man with the harmonica!

[B-Mental]

oh, I learned my 9910th harmonica song.

[kiz_paws]

9911 times I tried to learn some new tunes on the harmonica!

[B-Mental]

it takes 9912 minutes of practice to learn your first song Grasshopper...the rest come with practice.

[kiz_paws]

9913 times I played Oh Suzanna... ;)

[B-Mental]

991.4 days since I played that...might just break out the harp now and see if I remember.

[kiz_paws]

9915 times my dad told me to play that one... ;)

[B-Mental]

9916 fathers know best, the rest just pretend and hum a little.

[eyemaker]

9917..

[kiz_paws]

9918 bars of a Joplin Rag! YAY! :thumbs_up

[eyemaker]

9919...Guys! help us count down from 10,000

[kiz_paws]

9920 thoughts of counting by 10's??? ;)

[eyemaker]

9921....

[B-Mental]

9922 sorry eyemaker, I'm going to be counted out after this thread is over, my counting days are nearing an end

[kiz_paws]

9923 it is up to me and eyemaker! :thumbs_up

[B-Mental]

9924 good lucks to your then

[eyemaker]

9925...

I guess this is my last count...
I'll be back later...

[kiz_paws]

9926 waves good nites to B!

[B-Mental]

9927 Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

[kiz_paws]

9928 cups of coffee will suit me fine!

[B-Mental]

9929...good heavens, you'll never sleep then.

[kiz_paws]

9930 hey -- so that is what my problem is.... :lol:

[B-Mental]

9931 grams of caffeine in Red Bull, maybe thats your problem.

[kiz_paws]

9932 but there is NO bull in my life, B! :lol: :lol:

[eyemaker]

9933...i'm back! I can't sleep!

[kiz_paws]

9934 glad to SEE you, EYE! ;)

[B-Mental]

9932 but there is NO bull in my life, B! :lol: :lol: Oh my...I have to wear waders in my life...to much bull...9935

[kiz_paws]

9936 my my, such a shame! And what direction would this here bull be comin' from??

[B-Mental]

well from all 9937 degrees surrounding me...although I suspect it emmanates rather than gravitates...

[eyemaker]

9938...

[B-Mental]

9939...no dancing bananas there.

[kiz_paws]

9940 how are you feeling today anyhow B? I feel noisy! :D

[B-Mental]

9941...I'm really eager to get back on land...I've been offshore since my birthday, maybe 36 more hours and then a boat ride. What do you mean by noisy? Feel Like banging bongos and reciting poetry?

[kiz_paws]

9942 yeah man! Speaking of Jon, where's he been lately! :lol:

[eyemaker]

9943....

[kiz_paws]

9944 I hope that you can get off that contraption and have some R&R, B!

[eyemaker]

9945....

[B-Mental]

9942 yeah man! Speaking of Jon, where's he been lately! :lol:

I'm not sure, but we were just talking about you...9946....


Jon1 -Hey Virge, consider the ultimate road trip: I swing over to pick you up, then we head to Ohio for StLukesGuild. We turn the car south where B-Mental waits with his rucksack under that golden groaning Louisiana sun and somewhere along the way we convince BLP to take a flight to meet us. The five of us drive and visit every port along the way in no particular order with our sole purpose to love and be loved, and to write poems long after those prairie stars dim.


B-Mental -woah, that sounds like a lot of fun, and a little bit of trouble. I know Kiz would kill us, if we didn't stop by and get her, then find a good cave, and have a power jam...I'll bring the harmonica and bongos. Might be some ports the port authority doesn't want B back in...especially in Canada...so I'll bring costumes...

[kiz_paws]

9947 HOW THE HECK DID I MISS THAT CONVO?? :lol:

also, between the two of us, we can kill this count to 10,000 game tonight! just 25 or so more posts each and then ..... KABOOOOOOM!

[B-Mental]

9948 top secret male conversations....lol

[kiz_paws]

9949 "You'll bring costumes, eh???" Hmmm, we already have RONALD McDONALD! **skates insanely away, laughing her head off** :lol:

[B-Mental]

9950...watch where you're going....I was thinking more like star trek, but I make a mean Grimace from McDonaldland

[kiz_paws]

9951 tippsy-doodles into the ol' snowbank upon missing the turn at the rink... :blush:

[eyemaker]

9952...

[kiz_paws]

9953 yay eyemaker! We gotta do this! ;)

[B-Mental]

9954...46 to go

[eyemaker]

9955..yeah..surely

[kiz_paws]

9956...

[B-Mental]

9957...too bad there aren't more on, although the Europeans will be logging on any time now.

[eyemaker]

9958...

[kiz_paws]

9959 so few more numbers.....

[eyemaker]

9960...

[kiz_paws]

9961...

[B-Mental]

I feel 9962 times bad for eyemaker and Kiz...can't think of anything to type?

[kiz_paws]

9963 husbands wondering what the heck their wives find so captivating on the net.....

[eyemaker]

9964..

[B-Mental]

9965 well, it is sort of late.

[kiz_paws]

9966, if us three just keep it up for eleven or so more posts each..... think of it!

[eyemaker]

9967...(i hate editing)

[eyemaker]

9968....Its already 5:30 PM here in the Philippines..

[B-Mental]

9969...the end is going to be a feeding frenzy...though...hey did anyone else get bumped?

[eyemaker]

9970...B- what time is it there?

[eyemaker]

9971...

Ohh...kiz's down??? How 'bout you B?? Still kicking?

[eyemaker]

9972....

I have to go...By to all..

[B-Mental]

9973 later eyemaker...

[B-Mental]

9974 its about 3:35 AM here eyemaker. Central US timezone.

[Hira]

9975. Hello!

3:35 AM? What are you all doin up at this hour?

[muhsin]

9976...Hi! Am surfing internet.

[B-Mental]

9977...woohoo...yippee...Thats the real number I wanted anyways.

[B-Mental]

9978, oh and hello muhsin.

[muhsin]

9979...You fine, B-Metal?

[Hira]

9980 times I've searched for a free avi to mpeg/vcd converter.

[B-Mental]

9981 times is the average search for that item...says the all knowing B

[B-Mental]

9982...I'm peachy muhsin...quite well actually.

[muhsin]

9983...thats great, B-Metal.

[B-Mental]

9984 I'll be better when this thread is over...16 more posts.

[Hira]

9985. Close.

[B-Mental]

9986 you got that right, but I kick off in an hour, and I'm gonna go get breakfast.

[B-Mental]

9987...gotta go soon...I don't think it will happen.

[Hira]

9988. Just might.

[papayahed]

9989, I'mmm baaaccckkk

[Hira]

9990. Funny number. Welcome Back!!!

[papayahed]

9991 times I'll be late for work.

[papayahed]

9992 Where's B??

[B-Mental]

9993 yay papayaheds here

[B-Mental]

9994 so who's it going to be?

[papayahed]

9995, I'm voting for moi

[papayahed]

9996 or B

[B-Mental]

9997 i'm voting for you

[papayahed]

9998 Don't be stubborn.

[papayahed]

9999 B??????

[B-Mental]

Hey I got duped by papayahed...I was going after 9999 not 10,000 oh well, its not fair, but I'll make do.


Ok, I want to thank my Mom, she taught me how to read...she was my inspiration ... YO MOM, We did it!

I also want to thank all the litnetters, especially those that can read, write, AND COUNT...Woohooo we did it....Yeeee HaaaaW!

Then I wanna thank all the moderators for not kicking me off....and Admin.


OOPs I'll finish my speech when I get back from nap time.