Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

[dramasnot6]

use for specialised wine that was in demand from 3751 different cities. They finnaly agreed on......

[AdoreroDio]

adding two grapes and splitting the 3752 grapes between them so that each person would...

[hockeychick8792]

...recieve 3753 more than before, because we all know...

[AdoreroDio]

that anything less then 3754 grapes don't make very much wine because...

[dramasnot6]

its always too tempting to use some grapes for cooking. There was a particulary delicious dish...

[Scheherazade]

its always too tempting to use some grapes for cooking. There was a particulary delicious dish...You mean using 3755 grapes, right? Because I am sure I have heard you say so at least 3756 times!

:p

[dramasnot6]

its always too tempting to use some 3757 grapes for cooking. There was a particulary delicious dish...

[toni]

which includes brocolli leaves which contain about 3758mg of protein. Funny, I just ate them for lunch and had.....


How are you, Lovely Mira? I hope you are well... I miss you!:wave:

[dramasnot6]

Hi toni! I am very busy but very good:) I miss you as well! :wave: I hope you have been well!

3759 glasses of water as well. I guess I was thirsty from...

[hockeychick8792]

the 3759 cookies I ate. I love cookies, almost as much as I love the...

[Shalot]

the 3759 cookies I ate. I love cookies, almost as much as I love the...

the 3761 pairs of elastic-waisted pants you have to wear now because you ate so many cookies. Guess you'll have to.....

[andave_ya]

Guess *I'll* have to walk 3781 miles to fix that...

[DogFaceJoe]

and eat 3782 subway sandwiches, just like that jared guy on tv!

[B-Mental]

I made 3764 bubbles for my bath. Don't forget to match your number to the post number.

[Jean-Baptiste]

3765 is the only real number.

[Shalot]

I had 3766 panic attacks when I saw how jacked up this count is now (and I am to blame) 3766 apologies guys!

[dramasnot6]

I have 3767 opinions

[Shalot]

I have 3767 opinions

Well, you know what they say about opinions...everybody has them. So at least 3768 people also have as many or more opinons.....

[B-Mental]

Mmmdcclxix

[dramasnot6]

one day i would have posted in 3770 different threads

[Lioness_Heart]

one day I may have 3771 posts

[papayahed]

I think I typed 3772 characters just today.

[Lioness_Heart]

3773 yays!!!

[Shalot]

3774 woo hoo

[B-Mental]

I was just playing the game where you use your imagination to see images in clouds. I won all 3775 times I played.

[Jean-Baptiste]

I played that game, but most of the 3776 images I thought I saw turned out to be wrong. By the way, the year 3776 happens to be two thousands years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

[Laindessiel]

3777 ways to bethrone a king. One is to behead. Another is to slit his throat (ala Braveheart). Another is to use your doppelganger to perform the crime. Wahaha!

[B-Mental]

3778 if you forgot the (put drano in the coffee routine)

[dramasnot6]

3 days to memorize 779 more lines

[B-Mental]

thank god it wasn't 3780 lines dramas

[dramasnot6]

i would have 3781 panic attacks if it was that

[B-Mental]

It would probably take me 3782 years to remember those 771 lines

[dramasnot6]

but that many years will make for very thorough rehearsal time, and therefore a good performance. youd probably get 3783 people applauding

[Madhuri]

I will clap for exactly 3784 times....

[B-Mental]

I can name that tune in 3785 notes.

[papayahed]

but I will play 3786 notes on my trombone.

[B-Mental]

umm, can you tone it down a little papaya? Those first notes were 3787 decibels.

[dramasnot6]

i shall record papayas music and make it into 3788 soundtracks

[Madhuri]

I can market 3789 of those soundtracks...

[dramasnot6]

you will get $3790 of the profits then

[hockeychick8792]

An d I will get $3791 of the profit. See life it fair!

[.closed.]

If I say pretty please 3792 times, will you share the profit?

[AdoreroDio]

maybe it will take 3793 pretty pleases with cherries on top- I'll even add whipped cream.

[B-Mental]

I'll even add 3794 chocalate sprinkles

[AmericanEagle]

...3795...

[BlueRose]

I've said 3796 times that this game won't come to an end!!

[B-Mental]

3797 ways to leave your lover~song by Paul Simon

[papayahed]

3798 ways to love your lever.

[Shalot]

3798 ways to love your lever.


3799 levers to love

[dramasnot6]

3800 words of love to say

[AmericanEagle]

...3801...

[B-Mental]

3802 cheers for making it this far!

[dramasnot6]

3803 hoorays! as well

[vin1391]

3804 coins fell down from my pocket

[Adelheid]

3805 some year in the future.

[dramasnot6]

my director was being picky at rehearsal today, we had to re-do a scene 3806 times

[.closed.]

You should have told your director to go jump 3807 times for being so fussy.

[AmericanEagle]

...3808...

[dramasnot6]

if i did he would find 3809 substitutes for my part in the play! :p

[Poetess]

I miss the forum more than 3810 tiiimes

[papayahed]

I must go I have 3811 plants to water.

[dramasnot6]

i will smile for 3812 hours

[Lioness_Heart]

i will laugh for 3813 seconds

[dramasnot6]

i smiled for 3814 seconds less than i thougt

[mtpspur]

3815 more days till we reach 10000.

[dramasnot6]

i will try to have 3816 more posts by then

[dramasnot6]

i think the Simpsons will end up having 3817 seasons by the end of its run :p

[Shalot]

I wouldn't mind if they made 3818 more Simpson's episodes.

[dramasnot6]

if they did then i would be tempted to see 3819 episodes in a row

[Domer121]

3820 is how many times I could spend in trying to read the Summa Theologica by Aquinas..man is it long!

[dramasnot6]

it feels like 3821 hours until tomorrow

[Shalot]

I wish I had 3822 million dollars. Then I would take all the LitNet members out for pizza (or something else if they don't like pizza).

[Domer121]

3823(lbs)........the amount of Chocolate I will consume in my lifetime...maybe more:)

[AdoreroDio]

it would probably cost more like 3824 million dollars and I would use it to buy everyone on litnet ice cream to go with their pizza ( or pie, everyone likes some kind of pie...)

[Domer121]

3825....the mount of hours I could spend in an art musuem...with a coffee shop attached with free wifi of course:)

[AdoreroDio]

in a whole lot less then 3826 seconds I have to get off the compy

[Domer121]

I will prob get off in more than 3827 seconds....

[dramasnot6]

feels like ive been on the comp for 3828 hours

[hyperinsomnia]

there's at least 3829 people I'll never ever meet

[dramasnot6]

3830 paths i could take in life

[Domer121]

3831 the amount of confusion I have in which one to take!

[dramasnot6]

no matter which one you take, one will still make 3832 mistakes

[Domer121]

and learn 3833 lessons..

[dramasnot6]

and then share 3834 words of wisdom with your grandchildren

[Domer121]

3835... the amount of joy you can get in the memorys that you can remember after sharing the wisdom with your grandchildren.

[dramasnot6]

3:836 the chances that they will really use that wisdom :p

[Madhuri]

That could really be the state by the year 3837.

[Lioness_Heart]

how old will you be in the year 3838?

[Madhuri]

*counts on fingers*....hmmm....verrry old...:p I can surely tell you by the year 3839.

[literaturerocks]

Of course it would be alright if it took you until 3840 to tell us.

[B-Mental]

hmm, been away for 3841 minutes and I see you folks are slacking so ...

[B-Mental]

give me 3842 push ups! NOW! 1-2-3-4-5......

[Laindessiel]

3843 inhales and exhales. You're a tough fitness instructor!

[B-Mental]

yes, thanks...now back to those push ups...wait until I make you do 3844 sets of 100 pushups.

[Laindessiel]

*hides away never to be seen for 3845 millenia*

[B-Mental]

thats a very long time lainey...I'll send you 3846 miss you cards.

[Madhuri]

I can help you select 3847 cards to send to Lain. You have the address?

[dramasnot6]

i want to draw 3848 pretty pictures on the cards for lain :)

[B-Mental]

Attn:Laindessiel
c/o Ferrari Hdqrs.
3849 Whichwaydidshego Ave.
Earth

[dramasnot6]

thats so far away! it will go through 3850 post offices before it reaches her

[B-Mental]

and the postman(woman) will be attacked by 3851 dogs.

[andave_ya]

Not to mention having 3852 cats swarm around her because her bag is scented with catnip.

[B-Mental]

and dive bombed by 3853 birds.

[dramasnot6]

that postman visits the hospital 3854 times a day

[Reccura]

Maybe you mean 3855 times? Or I may be mistaken. Maybe a drunk man?
Hello, Dramasnot! :wave:

[B-Mental]

Maybe the postman visits 3856 surgeons

[Reccura]

and he also went to 3857 hospitals too..... Hi, B-Mental!

[B-Mental]

3858 hellos to you Recurra...how goes it?

[Reccura]

3859 hellos to you too, B-Mental. I'm alright here, posting something funny at another thread. Yoiu may see what's going on in my mind, hehe....

[B-Mental]

3860 different funny thoughts are rushing through my mind...curious.

[Reccura]

Music's going inside mind right now. And the computer shop here is playing one of my favorite anime songs! ~swoon~.... I mean, Happy Iza is here typing, 3861 times! I don't know what that means.

[B-Mental]

It means that the march to 10,000 is .3862 of the way complete.

[Reccura]

3863 times I have to tell myself that I gotta log out! I only have a minute left to me, and now, I click log out. Goodbye, B-Mental!!! Goodbye evvybody!!!
A whole caboodle of surprises awaits moi....

[B-Mental]

Have 3864 tons of fun Reccura Ciao.

[Madhuri]

If you share your happiness it will grow 3865 times.

[dramasnot6]

i would like to take 3866 naps

[dramasnot6]

Maybe you mean 3855 times? Or I may be mistaken. Maybe a drunk man?
Hello, Dramasnot! :wave:

Hi Reccura! :wave: i actually was just told it was 3867

[B-Mental]

I've listened to 3868 songs on the internet today

[dramasnot6]

your ears must have been ringing for 3869 minutes

[B-Mental]

well I did have the volume set on 3870, so maybe a little tintinabulation.

[dramasnot6]

i will buy 3871 pairs of earphones next time you play it that loud

[B-Mental]

or maybe 3872 earplugs.

[dramasnot6]

i forgot to buy the earplugs! the doctor says that now i will be deaf for 3873 days

[AmericanEagle]

...3874...

[B-Mental]

American Eagle, I think you have typed 3875 dots (...) good on ya.

[toni]

:wave: waving 3876 times just for B!

[B-Mental]

Waving back 3877 times for you toni

[dramasnot6]

i have 3878 things to think about before i go to bed

[AmericanEagle]

...3879...

[papayahed]

I'm going to eat 3880 pieces of pie.

[littlewing53]

ohhh, pie sounds delicious i'd eat 3881 spoons of ice cream with that pie

[Shalot]

ohhh, pie sounds delicious i'd eat 3881 spoons of ice cream with that pie

You'll have to do 3882 sit-ups just to work off all that pie

[grace86]

as long as it is 3883 pieces of cheesecake I'd gladly do the crunches!

[Domer121]

I would run 3884 miles if I could eat the same amount in Chocolate..

[B-Mental]

I'm running around in circles...up to 3885 now.

[vin1391]

3886 was my seat number last year...

[dramasnot6]

mine was right next to yours, seat number 3887

[B-Mental]

thats funny, because I had 3888 and I wasn't anywhere near either of you.

[papayahed]

I was 3889 seats away from the rest of you.

[B-Mental]

You were so far away, papaya, that you looked like you were 1 over 3890 of an inch high.

[hockeychick8792]

I could only imagine how advanced the human race will be in 3891. I bet there will be...

[dramasnot6]

3892 cures for cancer and....

[Madhuri]

3893 more diseases to find cure for....

[B-Mental]

and 3894 miracles to find excuses for

[xman]

Approximately 3895 days since my beautiful wife came to live with me. I'd like to say it's been great since then, but have to admit we've had our rough patches, like anyone.

X

[littlewing53]

gee, im still thinking abt 3896 spoons of chocolate almond ice cream with pie

[AmericanEagle]

...3897...

[dramasnot6]

someone told me love is 3898 times more pain than joy

[toni]

I'd rather love 3899 times :)

Peace.

[B-Mental]

I'm the 3900th poster suckers....woohoo

[toni]

isn't it 3901?


Hi, B:wave:

[B-Mental]

for the 3902nd time I'm sure it was correct hey toni

[toni]

whatever the B says, I shall follow 3903 times:)

[dramasnot6]

i could sleep for 3904 hours

[dramasnot6]

my foot is experiencing 3905 cases of pins and needles at once

[papayahed]

In that case I would hit your foot 3906 times with a hammer to get rid of the pins and needles

[Tamara]

And I would cry 3907 times a day just cause you hit my friend's foot

[B-Mental]

and I would offer Tamara the first of 3908 greetings. Hello and welcome to the forums.

[dramasnot6]

welcome tamara! no need to shed your tears over my foot :) i will shout "STOP" 3909 times before papaya did that

[kiz_paws]

And I will blink 3911 times because of all the shouting!

[dramasnot6]

and then i would assure you 3911 times that i did not mean to cause such suprise

[papayahed]

I blame the 3912 people that gave me the hammer in the first place.

[littlewing53]

if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning...i'd hammer in the evening...if i could sing, i'd sing this song 3913 times

[dramasnot6]

i have listened to some of my favorite songs 3914 times

[kiz_paws]

And I would walk 3915 miles.... la la la la la la la and on it went... :lol:

[Amorphous]

and I would walk 3916 more :)

[cuppajoe_9]

Just to be the man who walked 3917 miles to fall down at your door (due partially to poor arithmetic).

[kiz_paws]

and you could be served the 3918th cup of nice fresh coffee made today! :)

[mcilroga]

3919... you're like a dream come true.

[kiz_paws]

I can think of 3920 reasons to not cook tonight (lol!) :lol:

[mcilroga]

Ain't got nothin' but love babe, 3921 days a week.

[papayahed]

3922 days a week is not enough to say "I love you".

[dramasnot6]

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3923 Fish

[kiz_paws]

3924 fish
on a dish
make a wish :lol:

[Shalot]

3925 brats
catch rats
for their cats.....

:shrug:

[Adolescent09]

say that 3926 more times and I'll go insane.

[Shalot]

when you go insane I will give you 3927 doses of lithium (and a lobotomy)

[Adolescent09]

And when I die from such high overdoses I expect to have 3928 guests at my funeral. Will you be one of them? :blush:

[Shalot]

Oh yes and I will bring 3929 roses to put on your tomb and I will make sure that everyone knows what an asset to LitNet (to quote Mr. Virg) you were

[Adolescent09]

My oh my! To think how biology unravels nature! Surely you know that 3930 bumble bees along with supplemental wind pollination will proliferate itsy bits of gold everywhere :)

[kathycf]

3931 opportunities lost to figure out what the heck you people are talking about. :lol:

[Madhuri]

I can explain whats happening in 3932 different ways.

[Adolescent09]

You'd need to have 3933 dreams in order to realize what's happening here..

[Madhuri]

I want all of my 3934 dreams to be filled with only food fantasies.

[dramasnot6]

id dream of 3935 different foods if that was the case

[autolycus]

3936?

three thirteens to three twelves

thtuttering

[dramasnot6]

3937..........

[B-Mental]

momentum has picked up 3938 times in the last 24 hours.

[dramasnot6]

3939....too tired to add much else

[B-Mental]

my post is two sequential numbers 39,40. That doesn't happen very often

[dramasnot6]

3941, a much less interesting one than b-mentals

[Moira]

There are 3942 byciles in Beijing ......

[Adolescent09]

multiply that by 3943, hack off a few thousands and you get a close approximate of the number of people who inhabit earth.

[B-Mental]

I thought that 3944 people share each bicycle.

[B-Mental]

a poem with the syllables in 3-9-4-5 format.

crimson sun
flaky clouds in the stratosphere refract your
colors down to me
pure intensity

[papayahed]

Great! Now I have to go write a poem, that's gonna take 3945 hours.

[B-Mental]

well it might take 3947 if you keep whining fruithed

[Adolescent09]

A far worse poem than your great one in 3-9-4-6 format,

cold snow flake,
on bright early to night time Boston,
human breath is smoke,
and fire's warmth is bliss

[Adolescent09]

And if I would have reloaded this page 3948 times I would have realized that I took too long to post my ridiculous haiku type poem :)

[papayahed]

HaHa, it's happened to me at least 3950 times as well.

[B-Mental]

I'm sorry 3951 times Ad09. I usually type the number and say I'm working on it before I come up with the poem. gives me time.

[kiz_paws]

3952 bottles of pop on the wall....

[Adolescent09]

3953 felidaes in an apartment making the landlord urinate his pants while evicting his tenant.

[AmericanEagle]

...3954...

[kathycf]

3955....

dancing bananas on the head of a pin. :banana:

[Shalot]

3956 books I need to read before I die

[papayahed]

3957 outfits I need to try on.

[Shalot]

3958 apologies I should make before I die

[Adolescent09]

3959 iotas and entities of dog fur my german shepherd sheds on a quotidian basis.

[kiz_paws]

3960, that is how many cups of coffee I MIGHT consume in a year...

[kathycf]

3961 might equal the amount of individual M&M candies I have consumed in my lifetime....maybe.

[Reccura]

I could beat you to that. I've already had 3962 M&M's in my life. Beat that, won't you, Kathycf? (Hayloo, bu the way)

[B-Mental]

yeah, I could eat 3963 easy on a long drive or when I'm just in the mood

[dramasnot6]

i just consumed 3964 crackers, i think i may need some water now

[The Bookinator]

Here Drama, have 3965 glasses of water. Drink up! :lol:

[dramasnot6]

thanks bookinator!
boy,those were large glasses. i may have to take 3966 restroom breaks....

[Adolescent09]

and break 3967 blood vessels.

[B-Mental]

spilling 3968 corpuscle

[kathycf]

I could beat you to that. I've already had 3962 M&M's in my life. Beat that, won't you, Kathycf? (Hayloo, bu the way)


3969 reasons why your metabolism may very well be superior to mine! I can't do it! :lol: (hi to you too.) :)

[Niamh]

feel sick after eating 3970 pieces of popcorn,:sick:

[papayahed]

Perhaps you should take 3971 teaspoons of Ipecac

[Shalot]

and then barf 3972 units of partially digested popcorn

[Bakiryu]

Pay 3973$ to hospital after all that.

[Adolescent09]

and have 3974 nurses tend to your ever minute whim and need :)

[dramasnot6]

and scream 3975 times when you have to leave because you enjoyed that attention so much

[toni]

should practrice my song 3976 times in preparation for my audition:(

[dramasnot6]

3977 good lucks to you toni! what audition is this?

[amanda_isabel]

3978 friends and more wishing you luck for your audition toni...

[B-Mental]

but when you get to the 3979th person wishing you luck, it will be your secret admirer

[dramasnot6]

she will already know who that is by then, they would have sent 3980 roses

[Niamh]

and 3981 boxes of chocolates

[B-Mental]

and 3982 pairs of old socks

[Princess Fergie]

3983 chocolate twix candy bars

[papayahed]

Then I went to 3984 dentists.

[Niamh]

who were wondering why you had 3985 teeth

[cuppajoe_9]

And charged $3986 apiece.

[Niamh]

and left you 3987 X bankrupt

[kathycf]

I do believe I have yawned 3988 times today...I need a nap!

[Niamh]

i would love to sleep for 3989 straight and wake up refreshed

[Bakiryu]

Chose between 3990 beds!

[dramasnot6]

i could use 3991 pillows on my bed

[The Bookinator]

And each one would have 3992 soft downy feathers in them. I can almost see the sugar plums dancing... ZZZ

[dramasnot6]

now i will go off into 3993 dreams...

[Bakiryu]

You better not have 3994 nightmares....

[cuppajoe_9]

That would result in sitting bolt upright in bed in a cold sweat 3995 times.

[Adolescent09]

and 3996 night-time bathroom visits.

[kiz_paws]

Needing 3997 drinks of water...

[Adolescent09]

taking 3998 burps

[papayahed]

3999.......

[papayahed]

...4000...