Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

[camel lights]

2751..........

[AmericanEagle]

...2752...

[camel lights]

2753:) :) ...

[zanna]

2754 . . . nice number

[SummerSolstice]

I have 2755 things I want to do over winter break--I don't know how I'll find the time to relax!!

[camel lights]

2756..
2+7+5+6=20<honour,dignity.

[dramasnot6]

2222222227777777777777777555555555577777777777777

[mtpspur]

2758--let's get this topic back to page one

[dramasnot6]

2759
first+second= fourth
Third + first = second

[RobinHood3000]

2760 - How do you propose we do that?

[dramasnot6]

i think another 2761 posts and this thread will get its kick back :)

[Kelly_Sprout]

2762

Going back now to page one:
1

[Poetess]

&#160;
&#160; &#160;2

[SummerSolstice]

WAAAIIT, wait wait wait wait. WHY are we starting over? We're not at 10,000 yet, are we? We shouldn't start over!! :(

I'm sure I could think of 2674 good reasons for not starting over!! (Or, you know, 3...)

[RobinHood3000]

I'm with Summer. Nyeh.

2765

[Kelly_Sprout]

2766

You'll notice that I didn't start over. What I said was, "Going back to page one..." because mtpspur couldn't remember what page one was like!

[Shalot]

2768...................

[dramasnot6]

Two Seven Six Nine

[AmericanEagle]

...2769...

[dramasnot6]

$$$$$$2770###########

[AmericanEagle]

...2771...

[dramasnot6]

2772 how lovely, a palindrome

[miss tenderness]

2773...........

[dramasnot6]

"2!" She declared. What a fake. "I've recieved 7 more with 7 less of a mistake" She stirred many a fight, made her decree much more, but for all her protest they only boosted it up to 4

[Misscaroline]

2 be or not to be? I ask aloud. Why 7 days in a week, why do 7 colors meet your eyes? Is is more ethereal to ponder... I shall ponder while you take 5....


((For the record, don't criticize. I have no idea what I just wrote...))

[dramasnot6]

2 dark a day this is...so 7 candles i lit. Yet the cruel wind on my 7 candles, twas 6 that she quit.

[Misscaroline]

Nice Drame. I'm liking the poetry, but I'm off couplets until my next attempt at a one act play...

2 hear the wind blow sweetly
On all the 7 nights
Would give my heart 7 beats-
The joy of 7 new delights!

[dramasnot6]

2na served with a chilled glass of 7 blanche for 7 people at 8 pm.

[zanna]

27, his favorite number, did him no good, because 79 won the race.

[alhara]

turning 27 didn't feel soo bad when she ran into her 80 year old grandmother

[zanna]

2+7=8+1 :)

[zanna]

yay, 100! or rather, 2782. but 100 posts. :)

[dramasnot6]

2nics ruined by 7 after they 8 messy 3joles

[AmericanEagle]

...2784...

[dramasnot6]

2 tonight i must flee
7 sets of camels await me
From the 8 foot cage where i could barely stay alive
Back to the dessert with companions of 5

[AmericanEagle]

...2786...

[dramasnot6]

2
7
8
7

[SummerSolstice]

You guys are making me think of that Shel Silverstein poem...


1 little monkey
was going 2 the store.
When he saw a banana 3
He'd never climbed be4
By 5 o'clock that monkey
was 6 with stomach ache
'Cause 7 green bananas
Was what that monkey 8.
By 9 o'clock the monkey
Was feeling rather ill,
So 10 he called the doctor,
Who was 11 on the hill.
The doctor said,
"You're almost dead!
Don't eat green bananas no more!"
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
"But that's what I 1 2 the 3 4."

I laughed 2788 times at your "3holes," Drama!

[B-Mental]

I will plaster summersolstice with 2789 snowballs, just for laughing

[ktd222]

2790 - lord this game is long!!

[dramasnot6]

Then i will have to do the same thing to you 2790 times B-mental for being so mean! :p

[toni]

May Mira burn 2792 calories when she hikes and runs!! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/grinning-smiley-030.gif

[ktd222]

2793 - chalk up another post for me:D

[toni]

2794 http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/grinning-smiley-037.gif

[dramasnot6]

:lol: Thanks for the wish toni! :D It will come in handy after the big Christmas brunch I'm cooking up...:)
May toni eat all 2795 of her favorite foods this holiday and not gain an ounce!

[AmericanEagle]

...2796...

[dramasnot6]

2797
1st+ 2nd = 3rd
OR 1st + 4th= 3rd

[dramasnot6]

fine ill do some alone...:(

2798
too darn tired to be creative....

[dramasnot6]

2799
1st+2nd = both 3rd and fourth

[dramasnot6]

and....drum rolls please! *drum rolls* I am proud to announce a nice, whole

2800

and with that honor i shall go to bed.....

[B-Mental]

2801 snowflakes fell on my head (not all at the same time, wink)

[Misscaroline]

2802 children jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped its head...

[B-Mental]

2803 Jelly-Bellies in every bag

[zanna]

2804 . . .
a decent number of posts . . . wonder how long it will take? ;)

[AmericanEagle]

...2805...

[dramasnot6]

2806 times i have yawned this morning

[Kelly_Sprout]

We are 28 and 7/100ths percent there.

[dramasnot6]

If you could figure that out you are 2808 times better at math then me!

[ktd222]

2809 - this game is sooo boring.

[dramasnot6]

it doesnt have to be! just use your imagination, make a story, use quotes, write a poem, anything. ive done em all and its really quite fun :D

Alright, a babysitter's guide to kids.

2- Very cute, but horrrible tatrums
8- Still cute, but have a much larger range of ability to do naughty things. Probably the age where they are most likely to look up to you
10- Kinda passed the cute stage, feeling a bit too independent for babysitters. Watch out for rebellion.

[zanna]

2- number of tickets to the best concert ever
8- hours total, including the dinner and postparty
11- times the fun you've ever had
the tickets . . . well . . . 2,811 was only part of it. :)
Fictional, by the way. I don't have that much money to blow on a concert.

[alhara]

2812 little feelings of sadness

[B-Mental]

Well then here's 2813 warm fuzzies for ya alhara

[Poetess]

alfen w tmen-miyye w arba3ta3esh is 2814 in my language

[Kelly_Sprout]

0.5331439 miles, measured in feet.

[dramasnot6]

117.33 days = 2816 hours

[Poetess]

there might be no life on year 2817

[B-Mental]

well then 2818 will suck poetess, truly

[toni]

2819 is the year I will marry..:p

[B-Mental]

well you will still be a newlywed in 2820 then toni, seems like a godawful long wait though

[toni]

Woot woot, Yes, it is.. But Iwon't mind.. I will divorce him in 2821... Marriage doesn't appeal to me..:)

[dramasnot6]

:lol: I like your attitude alien! :p i feel like i can wait as long as another 2822 years before that

[toni]

tutut.. Then we will still go to a bachelorette's party by year 2823! Woot woot :p

[dramasnot6]

:lol: i think by then we'd be old enough to have had 2824 of them already!

[Poetess]

How many years do 2824 months make?

[dramasnot6]

simply divide the number by 12

2825/12= 235.4167
2825 months = 235.4167 years

[B-Mental]

I am catching us up to the count as we miss 2826, and skip to 2827...

[dramasnot6]

2~~
8~~~~~~~~
2~~
8~~~~~~~~

[toni]

2****8****2****9****

[dramasnot6]

<<<<<<2>>>>>>
>>>>>>8<<<<<<
<<<<<<3>>>>>>
>>>>>>0<<<<<<

[toni]

2831 http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/k015.gif

[toni]

Im the only one online! Yay! 2832! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/n015.gif

[dramasnot6]

I hope everyone here, no matter for what holiday, recieves 2833 presents!!

[zanna]

2,834 Season's greetings to people celebrating right now. :) Maybe I'll add more for a holiday down the line. :)

[Laindessiel]

I have gained 2,835 pounds today!! Grrr.

[zanna]

I think I will go eat 2,836 cheerios for breakfast! :)

[Laindessiel]

Eat 'em all and your poor body will have 10 times 2,837 calories. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/set/d005.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/set/d001.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/set/d020.gif .

[dramasnot6]

it feels like 2,838 degrees outside!!!!!!! i need some ice....

[B-Mental]

Lots of ice here, I will sen you 2,839 icecubes drama

[dramasnot6]

Thanks ye B-mental! How kind. But as soon as they would arrive in Australia they would probably have melted to 2,840 cups of water. :(

[B-Mental]

actually more like 2841 cups of aqua, but thanks.....*wink*

[dramasnot6]

2842

Yay! all multiples of 2

[RobinHood3000]

2843

Not only is every digit in 2842 multiple of two, it's also a power of two. Lucky...

[dramasnot6]

Wow, you're right. Im just as lucky with 2844 too! :p

[zanna]

but 2845 isn't half bad. Multiples of 5's are cool, too.

[B-Mental]

well then i got a sucky number 2846 then zanna

[dramasnot6]

2847...ugh...an inconsistent, slightly evil number that is.

[B-Mental]

well it might have been a prime number, not sure... doubting myself 2848 times before I post.

[Laindessiel]

Burped 2849 times.

*jokes*

[AmericanEagle]

...2850...

[dramasnot6]

2851....i still have run out of number luck. i guess the first 2 were begginer's luck only :(

[AmericanEagle]

...2852...

[Poetess]

A horse has more than 2853 hair on its body

[dramasnot6]

Really? More like....2854 hairs perhaps?

[Kelly_Sprout]

2855 is simultaneously a square, a square root, a Fibbinacci number, a Prime number, and an Australian.

[B-Mental]

Burped 2856 times.....Not joking lainey

[dramasnot6]

Then "excuse me" 2857 times, one more for luck ya know :p

[zanna]

2858 bites to chew dinner (lol, wasn't really counting :) )

[dramasnot6]

I have never found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...but im thinking 2859? :p

[zanna]

2860 . . . only three sig figs. Oh, physics, how oft I think of thee. :P

[dramasnot6]

2861 degrees it feels like outside....gah....

[Poetess]

but 2862 is alot?

[Laindessiel]

Burped 2856 times.....Not joking lainey

Exchange of gases 2863 times, B. Make sure there's no candle around. :p

[AmericanEagle]

...2864...

[dramasnot6]

2865....cant think of anything :(...

[ktd222]

2866...........

[B-Mental]

Exchange of gases 2863 times, B. Make sure there's no candle around. :p

I'm officially grossed out 2867 times now thanks

[B-Mental]

and embarassed 2868 times *blushes*

[dramasnot6]

aww its just a human thing b-mental. its not like only 2869 people in the world do it, everyone does!

[ktd222]

2870...........

[toni]

2871 meaningful minutes I spent today on LitNet.. :p

[zanna]

I wish it was 2872 hours until I go back to school . . . no such luck.

[Laindessiel]

I'm officially grossed out 2867 times now thanks

Grossed-er out 2873 more times, B. Let's hope no more gas comes out. :p

[Laindessiel]

*burp*

Ooops.

That was 2874 times now.

[zanna]

For the 2875th time, aren't you supposed to say Excuse Me?!?

[Laindessiel]

*saying sorry 2876 times*

That helps? ;)

[zanna]

Yes. :) I apologize 2877 times for being an etiquette stickler.

[Poetess]

Do I have to ask you 2878 times for a cup of .. pepsi :D

[B-Mental]

I didn't hear you say please, so you might have to ask 2879 poetess. Prevail you shall...(yoda talk)

[Poetess]

Oh, yes! Sorry, I deserve saying it 2880 times if I weren`t polite.
(though I wasn`t rude :p )

[AmericanEagle]

...2881...

[Poetess]

I might cough about 2882 times if I were sick

[dramasnot6]

then i would give you 2883 cough drops

[Poetess]

Dramaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I miss you from 1 to 2884!!

actually maybe more :=

[dramasnot6]

:D And i miss you from 2885 to 2222222288888888888888888888888885555555
How are you m'dear poetess?

[zanna]

Well, not much can be said for 2886, other than it's all even digits. Oooh, and 2+6=8, so it's kind of like having 888 again. And 8 always reminds me of infinity, but sideways. So which one is sideways, the 8 or the infinity?

[dramasnot6]

All in perspective zanna. 2887 isnt as interesting as yours im afraid.....:(

[ktd222]

2888 - do you see snakes?

[toni]

2889 no I dont, sorry. :)

[dramasnot6]

i see snakes! *curses self 2890 times for not taking a Snake Defense class*

[B-Mental]

2891 snakes have taken a snake defense class...drama are you a snake?

[dramasnot6]

Naw, I'm an ALIEN! :p We dont see too many snakes around, there couldnt be more then 2892 on my home planet.

[zanna]

2893 is an odd number . . .

[B-Mental]

All numbers are odd, even 2894 zanna

[zanna]

har. at least 2895 is divisible by 5.

[thehangedman]

I wonder who will be dictator of the world in the year 2896...

[zanna]

bet you $2897 I won't be around to see it. :)

[thehangedman]

well if you spent $2898 a day on trying to find a cure for old age you might :)

[Silv]

LOL what an awesome amount of spam posts. All the same it's kinda fun. XDD


2899

[zanna]

I hope you didn't read all 2900 posts . . . wait, you couldn't have!

[thehangedman]

what's a spam post? (LOL i just realized that there are probably 2901 answers for that)

[Poetess]

no, I haven`t read all of the 2902 posts

[AmericanEagle]

...2903...

[thehangedman]

ive been waiting for 2904 seconds for poetess to fix her post...i dont think its going to happen

[AmericanEagle]

...2905...

[Poetess]

ive been waiting for 2904 seconds for poetess to fix her post...i dont think its going to happen


LOOOOL now this is GOOD!


I made thehangedman wait about 2905 seconds for me to change my post!



I have 333 posts! I`m half evil..

[dramasnot6]

Maybe we ought to give you one horn, and half of a spiked tale then poetess :p


i was 2907 times suprised at how far this thread had gotten since i went to bed! wow.

[B-Mental]

I haven't seen a post here in 2908 minutes.

[dramasnot6]

Well ill thank you 2909 times over for saving the thread B-mental! :D

[zanna]

2910 cheers for us all! Let's keep it rollin'!

[dramasnot6]

2+9=11 :d:d:d:d:d

[zanna]

29- our school's "famous" reciever, who's in 12th grade.

[dramasnot6]

nice one zanna
2k 9 days, but 1 was 3

[zanna]

Well, it actually works, which is kinda crazy. He's a cool kid :blush:
2914: switch it around, and Columbus discovers the Americas. :)

[dramasnot6]

i feel so patriotic now :D

The 2th fairy removed 9 teeth too many, for 1million dollars i will 5ne her

[Miss Darcy]

The 2nd time Hamlet turned around, 9 gravediggers were attending the grave of his 1 and only Ophelia, who was 6 inches deep in the ground.

[dramasnot6]

:lol: Nice one!

2917

2+___7 = _9x1_

[zanna]

2x9=18
look at dat!

[dramasnot6]

nice. not often you get such direct multiplication like that :thumbs_up

29 and 19, both the last year of a decade!

[AmericanEagle]

...2920...

[Miss Darcy]

Two-nine-two-one.

[dramasnot6]

2---------------9-------------2----------------2

[RobinHood3000]

29 and 23 are both prime numbers!

[papayahed]

2924...........

[dramasnot6]

i have such little creativity today i think i am -2925 ideas for this thread.....:(

[B-Mental]

I wish you all 2926 more happy new years...

[dramasnot6]

Thanks B-mental!

May everyone experience at least 2927 happy moments this year.

[B-Mental]

Your welcome. At this rate, we are gonna need 2928 people to post 2.415 times each to reach our goal.

[dramasnot6]

yea, weve been lagging. we need to think of at least 2929 ways to attract people to this thread!

[B-Mental]

we could offer 2930 free icecream cones for posting.

[zanna]

But only after the person posted 2931 times, of course. :)

[dramasnot6]

Free ice cream??? now i have an incentive to bring my counting posts to 2931-NOO, 2932 in fact to get some ice cream! :D

[Laindessiel]

I thought you're health conscious? You're going to gain2933 calories from eating that extra scoop of ice-cream! :p

[B-Mental]

Well, we'll just have to exercise for 2934 minutes to work off the extra calories.

[Poetess]

it has been more than 2934 seconds since I last posted after B!

[dramasnot6]

I thought you're health conscious? You're going to gain2933 calories from eating that extra scoop of ice-cream! :p

Im vegan plus dont eat sugar so i make special "tofu ice cream" by blending frozen tofu, frozen fruit, and rice syrup. :) Muuuuuch fewer calories;) :p

Actually, maybe ill go make some of that for 2935 people right now!:D

[RobinHood3000]

2937, pretties. 2937.

[dramasnot6]

Gotta keep up with the number on the post...if we dont we might get up to 2938 posts behind.....

[B-Mental]

OK, ALRIGHT ALREADY WE GET IT!!!! THAT MUST BE THE 2939th TIME YOU TOLD US.......AAAUUUGGHHHHHH!

[zanna]

Quit 'cher whinin' . . . for the 2940th time, it's only a game . . . nothing worth gettin' worked up over.

[cuppajoe_9]

Drama gets 2941 cool points for veganism.

[B-Mental]

problem with vegans is they require, 2942 more spices to appeal to their taste buds...Ohh and they don't eat meat. j/k ;)

[Silv]

I think it's extraordinarily sad that there are now 2943 posts on the Litnetwork's forums that have absolutely nothing to do with discussing Literature.

[dramasnot6]

Aww let us have SOME fun Silv! We all need a little break from intense literary analysis, as fun as that is.

2944 thank yous for the cool points cuppa! :D

[Silv]

Aww let us have SOME fun Silv! We all need a little break from intense literary analysis, as fun as that is.

*sniff* but for the 2945th time I wonder why nobody discusses Shakespeare's sonnets. I know the answer now.

[dramasnot6]

Shakespeare's sonnets are wonderful beyond words. I will be happy to share at least 2946 words about them with you Silv!

[dramasnot6]

Which 2 begin with? perhaps Sonnet number 94? we can start by reading it over 7 times!

[B-Mental]

I'm begining to think that Shakespeare wrote 2948 sonnets.

[dramasnot6]

:) If you are like me and could read each 2949 times over I am sure you will reconsider your estimation :D Do you like Shakey, B-Mental?

[B-Mental]

Well the first 2950 times I did, but I feel like his works are sort of overead by myself. Only a couple now that really impress me still, and I don't know why. And you Drama?

[dramasnot6]

I am excited to read every word Shakespeare has written! Sometimes a bit dissapointed, but very very rarely. If he had written 2951 i would probably read them all. My favorite is 116 though.

[dramasnot6]

i feel like a double post right now :D

2nics worn by 9 Romans for 5 days, 2 hours

[B-Mental]

MMCMLIII i think i done that there right...

[dramasnot6]

Ooo cool idea B-Mental! I wish i knew Roman Numerals :(
In fact, i would be willing to give up 2954 minutes of time to be taught Roman Numerals.

[B-Mental]

ahh, drat only 2955 more pages to go in this book.

[dramasnot6]

patience B-mental, if it is a good book I'm sure it will be 2956 times worth it.

[The Jackle]

there are 2957 book's i want to read before i die.

[dramasnot6]

im sure youll get through all of them. maybe even have time for 2958!

[Yelena]

last year i had 2959 cups of awesome jasmine green tea!

[B-Mental]

Wow, how do you keep track of all that tea? I would need to calculate all the jasmine tea i've had before in my entire life....the total is the square root of 2960 cups of jasmine tea.

[dramasnot6]

thats a lot of tea, you would need to go to the bathroom at least 2961 times!

[B-Mental]

I think you are confused it would only be 54 cups of tea give, or take a couple of drops. Maybe you thought I wrote 2962 squared....lol drama.

[dramasnot6]

lol ahh ok B-mental hehe..

i could smack myself 2963 times for a mistake like that......

[Poetess]

I would hit 2964 coughs now =(

[B-Mental]

well here are 2965 'Bless You's'.

[dramasnot6]

and 2966 glasses of orange juice for poetess too!

[dramasnot6]

maybe a side of 2967 bowls of soup to top?

[dramasnot6]

maybe to get plenty of rest too. 2968 hours :p:p

[OZEED]

Damn! I can't get to sleep, I wonder if I count 2969 sheep? that should help.

[dramasnot6]

I have tried counting that many OZEED and it has not worked. 2970 might though......

[dramasnot6]

i just noticed we have SO many members! imagine if, let's say, around 2971chose to take the 10 seconds to post on this thread each day! We'd be through before this week is up!

[B-Mental]

I'll give you 2972 reasons why that won't work.

[AmericanEagle]

...2973...

[The Jackle]

2974 people will die in the next hour...

[The Jackle]

2975 will be born in the next hour...

[dramasnot6]

if only summer break lasted another 2976 days

[B-Mental]

That would make for a long year, cuz your winter would be like 2977 days long

[dramasnot6]

That's true. Then i would have at least 2978 more hours of school......

[Miss Darcy]

Isn't 2979 hours a small sacrifice to make to one's education? :D

[dramasnot6]

I would agree Miss Darcy! But I find in a regular school fortnight there is 29 minutes of REAL education, 80 hours of completely useless and irrelevant ranting, and the rest being busywork.

[Miss Darcy]

Miss Darcy herself would not know as she spent 2981 days of her life homeschooling. ;)

[dramasnot6]

Lucky! I bet you learned 2982 times more then me because of it too! :D

[SummerSolstice]

Of course! Homeschoolers have it 2983 times better than public schoolers. We rock, we just do. *high fives Miss Darcy*

[B-Mental]

I was watching an old episode of Macgyver the other night. He was surrounded by 2984 bad guys and had only some duct tape, sleeping pills, a gas cylinder and a rock. He duct taped himself to the cylinder, put the sleeping pills by the valve, smashed a rock against the valve which propelled the cylinder and himself out of harms way. The sleeping pills vaporised and knocked out the bad guys. Yay Macgyver...Well, The science is plausible, sort of.

[The Jackle]

I got bored of this thread 2985 posts ago.

[B-Mental]

I got bored of 'The Jackle' 2986 posts ago, j/k.

[dramasnot6]

that's perhaps Jackle does not appreciate the creativity and perseverence it takes to get to 2987 posts

[Nick Rubashov]

I don't know what post this is, so here's a random image...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/camicillo/jabathecaatee7.jpg

[B-Mental]

That was 2988, and this is umm, let me get my calculator/abacus....2989. Oh that cat is a walking allergen, oh my.

[dramasnot6]

It is very cute! I would pet it 2990 times over!

[B-Mental]

It probably has 2991 types of vermin living on it, at least.

[dramasnot6]

My dad is allergic and would sneeze 2992 times in it's presence......

[B-Mental]

I'd sneeze 2993 times just for starters.

[Nick Rubashov]

my new year's resolution was to not sneeze. I lasted for 2,994 seconds.

[dramasnot6]

Mine was to improve my grammar , but i have probably made 2995 mistakes!

[ktd222]

2996 - chalk up another post

[B-Mental]

I'm gonna take a catnap for 2997 winks of an eye.

[SummerSolstice]

Be careful you don't go Rip Van Winkle on us and sleep for 2998 years!

[Tinita09]

Mr. Sandman bring me a dream, make it one that lasts 2999 years.

[tainaprincess]

3000 bottles of beer on the wall....