Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

[AmericanEagle]

...5501...

[Domer121]

5502.

[AmericanEagle]

...5503...

[barbara0207]

I need a 5504-day holiday to read all the books I want... :D

[weepingforloman]

5505 dollars says you will not read all those books.

[*Classic*Charm*]

It would cost 5506 (insert your currency here:) ) to buy all those books.

[weepingforloman]

Which would be 5507 minus 1.

[Shalot]

5508 who do we appreciate?

(yeah, yeah it's lame)

[barbara0207]

5509 -
forgetting time when I'm online ...

[dramasnot6]

5510, now i think ill post again!

[dramasnot6]

5511, a number truly from heaven

[B-Mental]

5512 into the count I dwelve (?) well at least it rhymes.

[dramasnot6]

haha, there are at least 5513 words that are easier to rhyme than twelve

[barbara0207]

Quite right. I was trying to think of a rhyme for 5514 seconds, then gave up.

[dramasnot6]

You're smarter than me, I tried for 5515 MINUTES!

[hockeychick8792]

Well normaly it does take me 5516 hours just to make a good poem!!! (not really :lol:)

[Shalot]

I could sit there for 5517 years and I could never write a good poem

[_JadeRain_]

That is 5518 times terrible to say about yourself.

[Shalot]

5519: Jade you're sweet but it's the truth.

HAPPY JULY 4th!!!!

:banana:

[smartgirl]

5520 people that were at my 4th of July parade!

[kiz_paws]

only 5521 minutes more till my cousin says I do.... :)

[dramasnot6]

5522 blessings to them for a beautiful marriage together kiz :D

[papayahed]

And 5523 toasts to celebrate the happy occasion

[aldana]

5524 times I'll say "I DO" in October!!!!!!!!!!!

[barbara0207]

May 5525 people bring you gifts and congratulate you!

[weepingforloman]

5526...

[barbara0207]

5526...

Just the number? Awww, you can do 5527 times better than that, weepy! :D

[Bakiryu]

C'mon hear my 5527 words of encouragement!

[barbara0207]

C'mon hear my 5527 words of encouragement!

Shouldn't that be 5528?

[AmericanEagle]

...5530...

[Bakiryu]

Yup my mistake. A 5531 apologies!

[ktd222]

5532 days of christmas my true love gave to me..

[dramasnot6]

In 5 hours I will be home from school, in another 5 I will have finished packing,3 after that I will have woken up, and 3 after that I will be on the plane to spain!

[Shalot]

5534 I can't wait till the Harry Potter book comes out. I am so going to wear my cape to the book store.

[Shalot]

5535 doesn't anyone want to play this game with me?

[_JadeRain_]

We would love to play, but we all have 5536 things to do.

[Shalot]

5537

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.
There's a man goin' 'round takin' names. An' he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reaching down. When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up. At the terror in each sip and in each sup. For you partake of that last offered cup, Or disappear into the potter's ground. When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers. One hundred million angels singin'. Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum. Voices callin', voices cryin'. Some are born an' some are dyin'. It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom. Then the father hen will call his chickens home. The wise men will bow down before the throne. And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown. When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still. Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still. Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still. Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers. One hundred million angels singin'. Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum. Voices callin', voices cryin'. Some are born an' some are dyin'. It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks. The whirlwind is in the thorn tree. It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

In measured hundredweight and penny pound. When the man comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.

[dramasnot6]

5538 things to still be packed

[ktd222]

5539 ice cream cones in my tummy

[dramasnot6]

so much for the water diet ktd?

i would have 5540 brain freezes with that many ice creams

[BroadwayBaby]

5441 dollars made in tips on those icecreams (I work at an food/ice cream restraunt so I am wishing for that much in tips...)

[aldana]

5542 papers to grade and tests to correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this is the side of being a teacher which i absolutely HATE!!

[barbara0207]

5543 commiserations from a fellow-sufferer!

[Shalot]

5544 my freaking head hurts.

[barbara0207]

Why don't you take 5545 aspirins? :D

[Annamariah]

Maybe because 5546 aspirins would surely kill you, so one less can't be good either...

[Shalot]

5547 I don't feel any better today than I did yesterday

[barbara0207]

5548 litnetters commiserate you.

[Shalot]

5549 thanks

[AmericanEagle]

...5550...

[RobinHood3000]

5551 seconds until I try and get to do "In the year 5555"...

[andave_ya]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!5552!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shalot]

5553 :yawnb: :yawnb:

[Shalot]

5554 :crash: :crash:

[Shalot]

:banana: 5555 - yay I got 4 5's on 07/07/07 yay yay :banana:

I can log off now and go buy lottery tickets

[barbara0207]

5556 - something like an anticlimax. :(

Hope you win the lottery, Shalot.

[hockeychick8792]

5557...
a we continue in the never ending quest

[RobinHood3000]

Bugger!!! :bawling:

5558

Ah, what the hey - I'll post the lyrics anyway...



In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
"Guess it's time for the judgement day"

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say "I'm pleased where man has been"
Or tear it down, and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew
Now man's reign is through

But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away

[_JadeRain_]

5559 numbers closer to reaching our goal

[ktd222]

5560 ways to spend sunday morning...

[toni]

5561 tons of fun I am having tonight! My dear dear friends David and Kt have shown up after a long while! yay! "banana:

[papayahed]

5562 eggs I will make fro breakfast.

[Shalot]

5563 it's Sunday

[toni]

5564 yes it is.. Hope you Have a Great Day ahead, Shalot and Papaya!:D

[Shalot]

5565 I might go to Church today

[papayahed]

5566 thanks Toni.

[_JadeRain_]

5567 is a very big number

[toni]

5568 my Mum says I should go to sleep now! :bawling: wahhh! I still wanna stay here!

"Mum, it is only 2.15 am..."

[toni]

5569.."Toni, don't forget to lock the door.."

[toni]

5570 Can't help it if I am a zombie..I wanna stay for another hour or so!:alien:oh please mum no....

[AmericanEagle]

...5571...

[Enchanted]

5572...

[the silent x]

5573 things i haven't done and will never do in my life, one of them is get intentionally drunk, or underage drinking for that matter

[Shalot]

5573 things i haven't done and will never do in my life, one of them is get intentionally drunk, or underage drinking for that matter

5574: we must sow our wild oats when we are young...better to do it when you're 16 rather than 40 :nod:

[_JadeRain_]

5575 all good things must come to an end

[Shalot]

5576: I haven't slept a wink

[aldana]

5577 snowflakes have fallen....soooooooooooooo cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Enchanted]

5578...

[kiz_paws]

Five Five Seven Nine

[_JadeRain_]

5580 we still have a ways to go

[toni]

5573 things i haven't done and will never do in my life, one of them is get intentionally drunk, or underage drinking for that matter

I salute ya 5581 times, X :thumbs_up

[AmericanEagle]

5582.

[dramasnot6]

ive already seen 5583 beautiful things here in spain

[ktd222]

5584 flower blossoms

[dramasnot6]

5585 tapas waiting for me....

[kiz_paws]

5...5...8...6

[dramasnot6]

5587...

[aldana]

5588--------------------

[hedbanger]

5589, homey.

[kiz_paws]

:alien: Fifty-Five Ninety :alien:

[papayahed]

5591 days I'm waiting for this count to catch up to my post count..

[Shalot]

5592 --- I am retarded

[ShakeYourSpear]

5593
Yeah, that seems like alot of rather pointless posts (and they are all in the same thread!)

[dramasnot6]

I Love your username shake you spear! Nice to meet you, 5594 welcomes to the forum.

[Shalot]

5595 - GOOD MORNING litnetters. Happy Thursday.

[hockeychick8792]

%%(^
(translation without shift 5596)

[papayahed]

5597 I just talked to my friend Kevin.

[AmericanEagle]

5598.

[Shalot]

5599:idea:

[Bakiryu]

5600 letters written and more to go :bawling:

[dramasnot6]

my hand would have 5601 blisters after writing so many letters Bak

[Bakiryu]

That's one of the 5602 reasons Is good to be ambidextrous! ;)

[toni]

5603 I'm trodding along lines of hate

[dramasnot6]

aww toni,whats the matter? i am 5604 times worried about my alien friend :(

p.s. i love the new avvy ;)

[Bakiryu]

5605 Kisses to Gerard Way!

[dramasnot6]

i like your new avvy to baki!
5606

[Shurtugal]

ok. who thinks toni's new avi is kinda cute? i do *Blush*. like yours to baki. ooops, supposed to put the number, right. 5607. darn, and we are only half way through. :bawling:

[Shurtugal]

i hate my computar sometime. 5608

[Bakiryu]

Thank you, my avie is indeed cool (I love KRAD!) 5607 kisses to Shurtugal's avatar.

[Shurtugal]

yeah, 5610 kisses to my avie. lol! no, i'm not that vain. hey, baki you wrote the wrong number.

[Shalot]

5611 - I am bored

[dramasnot6]

ive said that way over 5612 times in my life

[papayahed]

5613 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches I'll eat today.

[dramasnot6]

would you like 5614 glasses of milk to go with that?

[Shurtugal]

no, i'd rather have 5615 glasses of grape joice instead

[applepie]

At the moment I need 5616 cups of coffee to get moving.

[dramasnot6]

youll move for 5617 hours with that much coffee

[applepie]

That's the point:D I need to be able to go for 5618 more hours to get everything done.

[grace86]

5619 trips to the bathroom with that much coffee! ;)

[Bakiryu]

Yikes! And 5620 hours of sleep afterwards.

[Shurtugal]

i daren't be around her for another 5621 days after that!

[Bakiryu]

We better run 5622 miles away now!

[papayahed]

We'd better pack 5623 bottles of water

[_JadeRain_]

We'll need to make 5624 trips to the bathroom, though.

[Shalot]

5625 is a the number of disgusting bathrooms I have visited in a lifetime

[dramasnot6]

there are 5626 bathrooms in the world right now that are out of paper

[dramasnot6]

5627 drinks by the pool

[Bakiryu]

5628 times i ask: Is anyone else here?

[the silent x]

and i answered 5629 times, that i was here, ( who did i answer to that last time?)

[Bakiryu]

I do not know it might have been drame, I'll have to check 5630 times.

[symphony]

u'll get tired doing that, 5631 yawns....

[Haven]

5632, yup time for a snooze. :)

[the silent x]

5633 Z's keep floating out of my mouth when i sleep

[dramasnot6]

Ill need 5634 sets of ear plugs to drown that out

[toni]

yea, because we extra terrestrials have at least 5635 ears :alien: oh, why do we rock so hard... (:p)

[the silent x]

because you ET's can't learn from 5636 mistakes

[toni]

And what mistakes would that be, X? what? at least I don't work as an assassin for like, 5637 people..:lol: just kidding X, just kidding..

[the silent x]

yeah toni, you need about 5638 hours of sleep the way your talking on our IM thing

[toni]

Maybe You need 5639 hours to catch up .. You must be tired for working my photoshopped photo:( now you got me all feeling guilty,..

[kiz_paws]

I am going to put 5640 straws into a can of Dr.Pepper and try to drink it.

[Jean-Baptiste]

Well, I'm going to put 5641 cans of Dr. Pepper into one straw and drink that.

[dramasnot6]

That straw would explode into 5642 plastic pieces

[aldana]

:yawnb: 5643 :yawnb: JUST WOKEN UP

it's 7 am around here:bawling:

[aldana]

5644 times HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dramasnot6]

i wish the world had fewer than 5645 greedy people living on it...

[kiz_paws]

5646 times a pox on them!

[samercury]

5647 unfound cures

[Bakiryu]

5648 cute doctors.....:)

[samercury]

5649 exams

[AmericanEagle]

5650.

[Shurtugal]

5651 had my stomach rolled telling me i'm hungry... maybe i should go eat. i haven't eaten since breakfeast

[Shalot]

5652 there's nothing worse in the world than watching your man kiss someone else

[Bakiryu]

5653 times I agree with Shurtugal I haven't eaten anything since yesterday....

[Shurtugal]

5654, boy am i getting sore fingures from typing so much on the comutar from being on the computar.

[Shalot]

5654 well why don't the two of you go get something to eat then?

[Shurtugal]

because i'm to lazy to get up and i don't want miss the song i'm listening to, billy gilman's "easy for you". 5655

[kiz_paws]

...5656...

[Shalot]

:) :) :) 5657 :) :) :)

[kiz_paws]

Fife sicks fife ate :lol:

[dramasnot6]

:lol: good one kiz!

SbbO

[aldana]

5661 ants crawling up my leg................:argue: :rage:

[dramasnot6]

youd be scratching 5662 times per hour

[kiz_paws]

Or screaming at 5663 decibels...

[dramasnot6]

Or stepping away from the 5664 food items at the picnic

[_JadeRain_]

5665 that number looks pretty

[Shurtugal]

my 5666 looks prettier!

[Shalot]

:alien: :alien: :alien: 5667:alien: :alien: :alien:

[kathycf]

5668...time to go to bed, it's getting late.

[kiz_paws]

5669 waves to our friend Kathy!

[Shalot]

:5670:

[kiz_paws]

5671 thoughts to Lote-Tree, where ARE YOU!!

[samercury]

5672 times getting stuck on this (http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html) (almost)

[aldana]

5673.................morning everyone!!!!

[Shalot]

5674 Gooooooood Morning

[aldana]

5675....rise And Shine Everyone!!!!!!!!!

[Bakiryu]

Too bright!!!! the sun is killing me five hundred and seventy six times!

[aldana]

Uffff, That's 5677 Sunburt Creams You'll Have To Use!!!

[kiz_paws]

5678 blades of grass to snip...

[Bakiryu]

5679 minutes slowly pass before I go to sleep.

[Shalot]

56 80 year olds at a bingo game

[Enchanted]

5681...

[weepingforloman]

5682 words for snow in the Inuit language. Or is it pretty much just three?

[B-Mental]

wow, it feels like I haven't posted here in 5683 days!

[Granny5]

5684 cups of coffee I need to keep awake.

[B-Mental]

or 5685 caffeine pills

[aldana]

5686 dancing bananas:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

well, you get the idea...:lol:

[kiz_paws]

5687 reasons to go running today...

[_JadeRain_]

5688 and growing

[Shurtugal]

5689 inches tall am i. i hate being tall! exspecially the person who you like is kinda short!

[Shalot]

56 90 year olds adjusting their hearing aids

[dramasnot6]

it's 56 times more likely women will live to 91

[Bakiryu]

AND IS 56 times more likely that there will be 92 shoe sales tomorrow!!!

[kiz_paws]

5693 --
--little kitties up a tree... ;)

[Shalot]

Out of all the men in the world, only 5694 would be excited about a shoe sale.

[Bakiryu]

I'll rather 5695 times go to a BOOK Sale and leave all those men buying shoes!

[dramasnot6]

I wish I could afford to buy 5696 books in one trip to the store

[stormgirl_blue]

lol, my post is 5697.. whoo hoo,

hmm i have no idea what should be so exciting about that.. I 'spose it just seemed like a kind a fun thing to say

[B-Mental]

I've walked right by 5698 different shoe sales without blinking

[Shalot]

I can think of 56 99-year-olds who stopped caring about shoes years ago. As long as they've got those socks with the no slip soles, they are in business.

[kiz_paws]

5700

WOOT! we're gettin' there, we're getting there!!

[papayahed]

5701 chicken wings that are done

[smartgirl]

5702 drinks to go with those chicken wings

[dramasnot6]

5703 treats in the oven

[kiz_paws]

5704 toothpicks to make a castle

[B-Mental]

5705 people dropped out of the first day of the World Series of Poker.

[amanda_isabel]

5706... something

[dramasnot6]

5707 thoughts simultaneously pass

[papayahed]

5708 choices on the breakfast menu.

[dramasnot6]

there are 5709 on the dinner menu, which is more popular

[Shurtugal]

5709... yet we are so far away from flying. (sorry i'm bored and have nothing else running threw my mind)

[Bakiryu]

5710 but we're not far from trying

[B-Mental]

5711 gonna die and go to heaven

(sticking to old rhyming)

[Bakiryu]

5212 until they sun shines again (I can't rhyme!)

[dramasnot6]

5714 (but baki,that's sublime!)

[dramasnot6]

5715, you'll learn better in time

[kiz_paws]

5716, and then you'll feel divine

[dramasnot6]

5717, which is far better than fine

[B-Mental]

5718 is mine all mine!

[papayahed]

5719 pizza's delivered to my house.

[dramasnot6]

5720,for those pizzas i pine!

[RobinHood3000]

5721 people who don't read road signs. :p

[kiz_paws]

5722 and what are we supposed to do?

[Bakiryu]

5723 my rhyme makes me cry every time I read.

[aldana]

5724....................................i'm back!!!!

[kiz_paws]

5725 -- man its good to be alive!

Hello Aldana, how's it goin'! :wave:

[Shurtugal]

5726-- no truer words spoken my friend, no truer words spoken.

[B-Mental]

5727 I'm going to take after Bakiryu and free rhyme...great idea Bak, you indiviualist you. :P

[dramasnot6]

Five Seven Two Eight
Counting with many fingers
We are almost there

[aldana]

5725 -- man its good to be alive!

Hello Aldana, how's it goin'! :wave:

5729


HEY KIZ!!!! I'm doing great, especially after your really optimistic message...:thumbs_up

I agree with you...IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE ;) ;)

[B-Mental]

5730 i need a shower i'm all crusty (dirty)

[verybaddmom]

5731 .. um.. ew ^^

[aldana]

5732...........................

[Shalot]

5731 .. um.. ew ^^


5733

(wow look! The OP back --- joined here way before my time - hi verybadmom)

[aldana]

5717, which is far better than fine


5718 is mine all mine!


5715, you'll learn better in time


5716, and then you'll feel divine

5734

FINE, FINE....let's do some rhyme!!!! :lol: :lol:

[AmericanEagle]

5735.

[kiz_paws]

Five Seven Three Six
How about some doggy tricks?

[AmericanEagle]

5737.

[kathycf]

5738, this is a boring number.

[Shalot]

"5739 - all the numbers in this number are odd." said the alien :alien:

[kiz_paws]

Fifty-seven forty
don't be callin' me Shortie! ;)

[Elly_blue]

5741 :banana: :banana: :banana:

[dramasnot6]

in need 5743 cough drops for my sore throat

[_JadeRain_]

5744 licks untill you get to the center of a tootsie pop

[dramasnot6]

5744 tootsie pops until your tongue drops off

[Shurtugal]

5745, 'tis a lucky number says i!

[AmericanEagle]

5746.

[papayahed]

5747.

[Shalot]

there are at least 57 48 year old women having hot flashes right now in my city.

[mtpspur]

5749 lockouts until my retirement from AAA.

[Shalot]

5750 isn't that just nifty?