Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

[dramasnot6]

*hears 3251 wedding bells*

[The Bookinator]

Throws 3252 confetti pieces in the air at the reception! ^_^

[samercury]

3253 pieces get stuck on the cake

[Jean-Baptiste]

Tears open 3254 wrapped boxes of towels and toasters and wine-glasses, beaming with joy. :D

[ktd222]

3255 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean is a good start

[Jean-Baptiste]

It would take 3256 feet of TAPE to fish them all out again.

[samercury]

o.O

or you could send 3257 octopi to fetch them

[B-Mental]

I haven't seen Samercury around for what feels like 3258 days.

[dramasnot6]

samercury's new avvy made me smile for 32.59 seconds :D

[ktd222]

3260 words I've looked up in the dictionary today

[dramasnot6]

must have made your head hurt to look up so many! you probably took 3261 aspirin tablets

[Madhuri]

Do you think someone who took 3262 aspirins would have survived?

[dramasnot6]

maybe after 3263 stomach pumps, yes.

[RobinHood3000]

32, 64

Powers of two are fun. :D

[ktd222]

3265 sheeps I counted

[Jean-Baptiste]

I have corrected 3266 grammatical errors today.

[seasong]

I woke up 3267 times in the middle of the night.

[Jean-Baptiste]

That's once every 8 seconds! I wish I could fall asleep fast enough to wake up 3268 times in one night.

[dramasnot6]

if i knew i would be waking up that much i would be taking 3269 cups of chamomile tea to prevent it

[Lioness_Heart]

or you could just give up on sleeping and drink 3270 grains of coffee

[Madhuri]

3271 cups of tea is what I need for this night.

[Silvia]

3272!!!!!!!

[AimusSage]

3273 Hell is about to break loose over flying dogs and sinking cats

[Madhuri]

3274 drops I was able to count in the ocean today.

[Lioness_Heart]

3275 oceans of water landed on my head in the form of rain this morning

[Madhuri]

3276 times I have tried to survive amongst cockroaches.

[Lioness_Heart]

...but 3277 times have you failed?

[Madhuri]

3278 times I have seen roaches fly *shudders* :sick:

[Lioness_Heart]

... and 3279 times have I fainted at that sight

[Eels]

3280... but I have awoken again

[ktd222]

3281 puzzle pieces in this kit

[dramasnot6]

itll take you a long time to finish it ktd. maybe you should get 3282 friends to help you

[Madhuri]

I dont have 3283 friends :bawling:

[dramasnot6]

Aww dont worry Maddie! You have us and plenty more :D It's not about quantity, but quality! :)

I have maybe 32 friends, but they are each worth many more then 84 praises :D

[Madhuri]

Tonight i'll secretly put 3285 roaches under Drame's bed...Ha ha ha ha ha...

Good night Drama ;)

Sweet Dreams :D

[Jean-Baptiste]

I wish I didn't have to place the number 3286 in this little box. I wish I could write something else here, something meaningful, like a slightly bigger number. :bawling:

[Madhuri]

Is 3287 big enough to have a meaning?

[Jean-Baptiste]

Yes, that would have been just right. You should be happy with that number, Madhuri. Now I'm stuck with this lousy 3288, and that's just too big. :bawling:

[Madhuri]

3289 consolations is what I give Jean, to make him feel better :D You'll soon reach a suitable number :D

[Lioness_Heart]

I think that it will take 3290 goes to find said suitable number

[AmericanEagle]

...3291...

[ranzy]

..............3292...........

[samercury]

3292 + 1 equals um... :idea: 3293

[ktd222]

That's great samercury. Did you know that 3292 + 1 + 1 = 3294

[zanna]

Very true! 3295 . . . it's a five multiple!

[ktd222]

3296 - I'm designating this my number for today

[MeghDoot]

3297 ...This is my first post on this website..so I have actually got advantage of 3297..

[dramasnot6]

welcome 3298 times meghdoot!

[Madhuri]

I am at three to nine nine :nod: (3299)

[ranzy]

Wow. 3300. That's an important number

[Silvia]

3301!!!!...

[Madhuri]

We will all become zombies by the year 3302.

[ktd222]

3303 is when the War of Zombies happens

[kathycf]

3304, nothing interesting regarding zombies or anything else...

[RobinHood3000]

3305 - Robin's great-great-great-great-great-great...great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson shoots his first zombie. Robin is exceedingly proud.

[seasong]

3306 the humans kill off all the zombies...thanks to Robins great-great etc. grandson. :D

[B-Mental]

3307 th great grandson?

[zanna]

3308 . . . even again!

[Jean-Baptiste]

How odd--this says 3309.

[ktd222]

3310 - the sea is calm

[dramasnot6]

only until a storm hit at 3311 miles per hour

[ktd222]

The sea now has 3312 reasons to hold a grudge against the wind.

[Madhuri]

I send 3313 ambassadors of peace to solve the problem between wind and the sea :)

[ktd222]

You would have better luck sending 3314 Wind and Sea Whisperers.

[dramasnot6]

What if they get into 3315 hours of conflict?

[Madhuri]

Will 3316 new conflicts negate the effect of earlier conflicts?

[B-Mental]

Not sure... I believe you've created a 3317th conflict with that question Madhuri.

[Jean-Baptiste]

79 x 42 = 3318

What does this mean?

[dramasnot6]

that youre 3319 times better at math then me

[ranzy]

And I am surely 3320 times worse at math than anyybody else

[dramasnot6]

after those 3/321 math problems i got right i would doubt that anybodys worse then me

[Madhuri]

You will lose, even if you bet 3322 times on my math ability :D

[ktd222]

because your answer always ends up as 3323

[Lioness_Heart]

but answers, as life, and right and wrong, change with the wind... thus you are wrong. The answer is 3324.

[ranzy]

Oh, I thought the answer was 3325. But maybe I am the one that is wrong.

[Lioness_Heart]

or maybe not... the wind has changed and my trees are dying. The answer is 3326.

[grace86]

3327..............

[Lioness_Heart]

I need to get 3328 more hours of sleep...

[ranzy]

But 3329 hours of sleep may be too many for me

[zanna]

3330 - factors of three and ten aboud! We're nearly a third of the way there, right?

[Domer121]

3331....The amount of hours I need to prepare for the SAT/ACTs....

[zanna]

3332 times I wish you good luck, and tell you not to worry too much. :)

[alhara]

3333 times i totally recipricate zannas feelings

[dramasnot6]

i am 3334 times jealous of alhara's very cool number.

[B-Mental]

I added up the numbers in 3335 and found my lucky number, which is apparently x

[dramasnot6]

3336....not as cool as 3333, but i like it

[B-Mental]

3337 is cooler than both of those dramas...as you can see

[zanna]

well, 3338 looks about the same, if you're not really paying attention (or write three sloppily).

[dramasnot6]

maybe if I took 3339 steps back itd look that way :p

[zanna]

well, the same can't be said for 3340. I think that might have been the score of a basketball game a while ago; 33-40. We probably lost. :sick:

[dramasnot6]

dont be so pessimistic zanna! look at it philosophically, if you play for infinity then any team would win over 3341 times

[ranzy]

or lose over 3342 times

[dramasnot6]

or tie 3343 times

[Madhuri]

I want to be on the winning team for the next 3344 times.

[dramasnot6]

youd get one less then 3345 medals then, where would you put them all?

[ranzy]

in 3346 drawers, I guess

[dramasnot6]

that will take up her whole house though. she might need to expand her house by 3347 feet

[Lioness_Heart]

Better than having to expand her feet by 3348 houses

[B-Mental]

I just shaved off 3349 hairs from my chin. Very tedious task I admit, counting hairs.

[Madhuri]

Are you sure the count wasnt 3350?

[B-Mental]

positively, i've counted my chin hairs 3351 times before, I know I got it right.

[Madhuri]

I have counted 3352 rain drops since morning.

[Susan Sonnen]

If I've told you once, I've told you 3353 times that it is impossible to count raindrops!

[BlueRose]

they were 3354 times!! not 3353! count well...

[B-Mental]

.....mmmccclv
weird, i typed all caps on the roman numerals, but come out lowercase

[dramasnot6]

3356 hours of homework ahead

[sam96]

3357 hours of studying ahead ****.

[B-Mental]

I wish you you both good luck 1679 times. (1679x2=3358)

[dramasnot6]

thank you B-mental 3359 times, for-

[dramasnot6]

i will need that luck 3360 times comes exam time

[B-Mental]

well the luck officially lasts 3361 days as per terms of the contract.

[dramasnot6]

thats a lot of days! it should take me through at least 3362 bouts of homework

[ktd222]

3363 permutations are required to find the right pathway

[dramasnot6]

i would get confused with that many.....probably would smack my head on the wall 3364 times

[Lioness_Heart]

would that not give you 3365 headaches?

[dramasnot6]

maybe, itll probably make me lose 33.66% of my memory

[B-Mental]

I'm so hungry I could probably eat 33/67ths of a pie.

[Madhuri]

I already ate 3368 pieces. Sorry B. :D

[Lioness_Heart]

but what would happen if there were only 3369 pieces to begin with?

[AmericanEagle]

...3370...

[grace86]

3371....you guys are creative

[seasong]

3372 smiles and dances in the rain

[grace86]

3373 needles in the corresponding haystacks.

[B-Mental]

I tried 3374 dancing bananas, but I must have gone over the limit somewhere.

[dramasnot6]

i would get sick of seeing dancing bananas after 33 performances, youd have to pay me to see another 75 or less

[B-Mental]

:banana: :banana: I think I could easily see 33 dancing bananas as many as 76 times....

[ktd222]

3377 new commercials I watched on Superbowl Sunday

[dramasnot6]

they pay a lot of money to put up those Superbowl commercials, maybe $3378 per second? :p

[ktd222]

What's 3378 dollars per second when you make 3379 dollars every nano second:p

[Madhuri]

3380 is just another number.

[Jean-Baptiste]

3381 is not another number.

[B-Mental]

3382 skidoo

[Lioness_Heart]

3383 is a number that I do not like. It lacks that beautiful symmetry that numbers sometimes hold...

[Madhuri]

Why does this post has to be the 3384th?

[Lioness_Heart]

Because otherwise this would not be the 3385th

[papayahed]

3386.......................................

[dramasnot6]

i wonder if the word limit would let me post 3387 exclamation marks.....!!!

[ktd222]

Only if you needed to scream 3388 times

[B-Mental]

Oh man, too bad that pi isn't equal to 3389/1000...that would've made this post pieriffic.

[dramasnot6]

pierrific sounds like one out of those 3390 strange math exclamations math teachers use to get people interested in an otherwise very dull subject

[B-Mental]

I can see your point, those math teachers give me 3391 heebee jeebees

[dramasnot6]

they seem to scream at you 3392 more times than actual teaching....

[ktd222]

around 3393 students were in my high school graduating class

[Madhuri]

I knew the names of all the 3394 students in my school

[papayahed]

I counted 3395 pieces of lint in my belly button.

[Madhuri]

I can flutter my eye-lashes 3396 times in one second...

[B-Mental]

cool mahuri, cause a hummingbirds wings flap 3397 times in one minute. You are 10 times faster.

[AmericanEagle]

...3398...

[Lioness_Heart]

If there are 3399 moths in a pantry, how long before all the jam disappears?

[grace86]

3400 seconds to be exact

[dramasnot6]

3+__1 = _4+0_
Basically, 3401

[Sway]

What a coincidence!!~~
My room number is 3402

[Madhuri]

Are we still stuck on 3403?

[papayahed]

3404..............................

[The Bookinator]

3405 seconds until it's time to start making dinner...

[dramasnot6]

i cook most meals for everyone, i must cook 3406 dishes a year!

[B-Mental]

actually its minus 3407 degrees fahrenheit with the windchill....*crawls back into bed*

[The Bookinator]

Aw mom... don't wake me up now... just 3408 more minutes...

[seasong]

My roommate hits snooze 3409 times before getting out of bed each morning.

[B-Mental]

that means you must fall asleep again 3410 times...huh, seasong?

[ktd222]

3411 people who love heavy metal music.

[B-Mental]

I'm 3412 times irritated...I'm sorry I won't elaborate.

[Jean-Baptiste]

What if I asked you what's wrong 3413 times?

[B-Mental]

I wouldn't tell you even if you asked me 3414 times...sorry.

[B-Mental]

I'm sorry did I say 3414, I meant 3415 times

[ktd222]

3415 excuses will eventually lead to the 3416th excuse.

[Madhuri]

I have 3417 readymade excuses to not do any work :p

[ktd222]

It's the 3418th time I've heard that excuse for an excuse bit

[dramasnot6]

i have a test tomorrow. i hope it has less than 3419 questions in it....

[papayahed]

I bought 3420 pieces of gum,.

[B-Mental]

How big a bubble would you make with 3421 pieces of gum

[grace86]

3422 inches wide I believe...

[ktd222]

Do you think the bubble could fit 3423 pieces of gum inside?

[dramasnot6]

How paradoxical ktd...pieces of gum in a bubble produced by gum. philosophers will discuss it for 3424 years

[ktd222]

That debate will lead to 3425 conclusions

[dramasnot6]

and 3426 interpretations of each of those conclusions

[dramasnot6]

I have to buy 3427 bottles for ktd's sixteen hundred post count party, i hope we all remember to recycle afterwards! :p

[ktd222]

and 3428 confused people for each interpretation

[ktd222]

I hope there is at least 3429 boxes of breath mints at this party

[dramasnot6]

or at least that all the guests would have brushed their teeth 3430 times before coming

[ktd222]

3431 guests are expected

[dramasnot6]

i ought to go to bed then, i will need rest to prepare for so many guests! Ill have to make 3432 oderves.....

[LPRox015]

3433...6567 guests to go!

[papayahed]

3434 outfits to try on to find the right one for the party

[dramasnot6]

youll get 3435 compliments for that outfit

[Domer121]

3436 good feelings of yourself and others on that night.

[The Bookinator]

3437 new books to read!! Hurray!!

[dramasnot6]

i could spend 3438 days reading books and not want to do anything else

[AmericanEagle]

...3439...

[B-Mental]

I'm reading 3440 books at the same time, but I'm starting to get the plots mixed up now.

[Madhuri]

I will give you 3441 books if you could read all the books in one go :D

[B-Mental]

I travel too much to carry all of the 3442 books, (can't forget my dictionary too) maddie. Thanks for the offer though, I'll let you know when I have found a suitable storage area. j/k

[Madhuri]

Thats not a problem, as i'll give you 3443 books including the latest "101 ways for storing anything" You might find it useful :D

[B-Mental]

This 3444 is for Nate. No reason, just that he's a doubter.

[Jean-Baptiste]

I know as many as 3445 doubters. And I tell them all the same thing: "Yes, I'm mortal." :D

[ktd222]

3446 baskets I've weaved since coming to this sweat shop

[Domer121]

3447 times that I say hello in a year...

[adilyoussef]

3448 has someone a time machine to take us back to 2007?

[dramasnot6]

but the best year of my life was in 3449

[Jean-Baptiste]

If you count to 3, and then to 4, and then to 5, and then to zero, you have counted to 3450.

[adilyoussef]

I still remember the year 3451. There was good memories in it.

[papayahed]

So far I've eaten 3452 hot dogs in my lifetime.

[Jean-Baptiste]

Ha! I've got you beat! 3453 hot dogs for me.

[dramasnot6]

i have consulted 3454 hot dog vendors and none of them have sold you a hot dog Jean

[Jean-Baptiste]

I have my own hot dog vendor, and he has 3455 hot dog outlets for my exclusive use.

[dramasnot6]

you must have to walk to 3456 different places to access all those outlets

[papayahed]

I hope there are 3457 different types of condiments for those hot dogs.

[dramasnot6]

and 3458 stains on someone's shirt from trying each of the condiments

[ktd222]

and 3459 strains of bacteria from people dipping their hands in those condiments

[amanda_isabel]

3500 people currently dipping their fingers in the condiments and licking them.

[ktd222]

3500 people currently dipping their fingers in the condiments and licking them.

That's a 40 count jump amanda! Would you like a mulligan?

[dramasnot6]

3462 different smells are wafting around the house from all the food I have cooked today

[B-Mental]

I make 3463 different smells

[ktd222]

and 3464 different animals are attracted to those smells.

[B-Mental]

too bad its not 3465 women, then again that might be a few too many.

[Laindessiel]

Probably, 3466 gallons of water have been used just to flush toilets just this first semester of the year. Imagine all those going down...

(17, 000 gallons go to the sewers every year)

[B-Mental]

I'm shocked 3467 times. Nice to see you lainey

[Laindessiel]

I'm pleased to please you, B. ;)

How can you be shocked 3467 times when you can be aghast 3468 times?

[Madhuri]

Please talk about good things for the next 3469 times :)

[Laindessiel]

The Bad in Maddie has come and gone for about 3470 times. It has now gone.

[Madhuri]

It actually has been lying dormant for just about 3471 hours.

Hi Lain :wave:

[Laindessiel]

Make it 3472 seconds.

Halla Mads!!!
:wave:

[dramasnot6]

i certainly cant think of 3473 different ways to phrase this post

[B-Mental]

I can't wait, I get to fly on friday....on flight 3474.

[dramasnot6]

are you travelling to 3475 places?

[B-Mental]

No, just getting a break from work, but there are 3476 places I'd like to go.

[dramasnot6]

bring back 3477 souvenirs

[ktd222]

and 3478 auctioners.

[Madhuri]

3479..............

[dramasnot6]

my essay is messy, i seem to have thrown 3480 concepts onto one page

[ktd222]

that's a lot of concepts. Who knows...maybe 3481 pages will make a novel

[dramasnot6]

when it comes to Shakespeare i could rant on the number of pages it would take to make 3482 novels

[adilyoussef]

3483 people told me sth different.

[Madhuri]

3484 times I have counted the stars in the sky tonight.

[littlewing53]

walking along the seashore i counted 3485 shells.

[grace86]

3486 phone calls came in today.

[ktd222]

were there also 3487 walk-in complaints?

[littlewing53]

oouch! this is the 3487 time i've stubbed my toe!

[grace86]

No just 3488 requests...

[littlewing53]

i've laughed 3489 times today

[Jean-Baptiste]

I stand convicted of 3490 counts of joy this morning.

[littlewing53]

as i sat staring out into the blue sky i counted 3491 clouds pass by

[The Bookinator]

I made 3492 grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch. Hope everyone is hungry... :p

[dramasnot6]

Ill boil 3494 cups of tea to go with that Bookinator :D

[grace86]

I will bring 3495 napkins along, I am sure we will need them.

[littlewing53]

surely u will need an extra 3496 spoons just in case you run out...to stir the tea

[B-Mental]

3497 ho-hum, getting there

[ktd222]

3498 do-do-dums, while leaving

[dramasnot6]

if you do-do-dummed that much, itd take you 3499 times as long to leave!

[dramasnot6]

3500! What progress! :D