Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

[Scheherazade]

The new ruler of the seven seas, 'The Amazon Queen', is taking sail soon.

Tell us why you should be included in the crew and take the pledge of loyalty to the ship! As the captain, I don't expect you to be loyal to me personality but to the welfare of the ship and her crew.

[papayahed]

Me, Me, Me!!!!

My record on Stan's ship should speak for itself - I defended that ship from mutiny time and time again. And what do I get for my troubles??? The Captain to hand the ship over to someone else in his absence!!!

Plus I'm a really good cruise director and will find us all the best looting spots.

[kilted exile]

hahahaha........I am but a mercenary, my sword goes in whichever direction offers me the best at the time. That said I am an accomplished seafarer, and can tie a mean reef knot. So the real question is why should I board here instead of on the other boat (apart from the obvious fact that you lot have an anchor of course).

[Scheherazade]

Welcome to the Ship, Papaya! You can rest assured that your loyalty will always be rewarded on our ship!

Two anchors actually! :D

*displays Stan's anchor proudly*

Also... *points at the name of the ship*

We are all Amazon's here... both in spirit and tradition... Of course, you can always consider joining Stan:

http://atlas.kennesaw.edu/~hgrantie/images/peterpan/hook02.gif

[Virgil]

Wiat. I've already committed my troth to Stan's ship. Is the Amazon Queen a competing vessel? Can I be on both?

[simon]

Is this Amazon ship have any relation to the Greek Amazons? Do the females have to cut off their right breast to join?

[Pensive]

Hooooooooooooooooooo

I am the best fighter in this damn world. I can protect Amazon Queen easiy because I can do sword fighting with hundred people alone.

I swear that I would be always loyal to the crew and the ship. I would never let anyone hurt it.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Let me in! Let me in!

[Riesa]

Is this Amazon ship have any relation to the Greek Amazons? Do the females have to cut off their right breast to join?
Arrrr....that be nothin'....I've already done poked out my left eye on a dare.

So, what be ya needin', o' Captain of the Queen?? I can swab, fix grub or throw a man overboard, as ye like.

[RobinHood3000]

~aside to Stan~ I wonder if Scher realizes she got the fake styrofoam anchor?

[Weeping Willow]

Nain! me stay with me Captian! he saved mi life more then just once! i shall be with him! arrrrgggg!!!
http://www.invision.smileyville.net/s/fight (7).gif

[Scheherazade]

Welcome aboard Pensive and Riesa! We will be delighted to have you among us :)

Simon> No breat cutting is necessary; however, we can have tattoo the name of the ship! ;)

Riesa> You say you are good at throwing people overboard? Can start with Willow, Virgil and Robin maybe as they are Stan's men!

And tell Robin that we have the real anchor and they have the styrofoam anchor! :D

OK, now... any suggestions for dinner?

[Jay]

Me! Me! MEEE! Uhm... I can't cook much, fencing's not one of my virtues as well, I'm not very loyal, there's this mutiny streek in me, I can't scrub the deck properly, once I tied an anchor and we lost in on the way, another time I tore one of our sails when... OH, I suppose I shouldn't be saying things like that!

There's also a LOT of things I can do... like... I can write and read! Though last time I used that ability it was to plot a mutiny... ah, right, too much information! I can... uhm... I'll get back to you later...

*leaves murmuring to self: there HAS to be something I can do... I can... no, I can't do that... I can... darn, what I can do?*

*runs back*

I beat Stan at billiard once! :D

*wipes her forehead bathed in perspiration, a smug expression plastered on her face*

[Riesa]

As ye wish, marm....
*grabs all three by their queue strings, begins spinning all three of them in a whirly bird around her head, while singing

"It's great to be a pirate!
Yo-ho, ahoy, ahoy!
And you can be a pirate, too
Even if you're a boy!"

and lets fly....
wipes her hands on her velvet breeches, and says:

"much too easy, I'll be fixing us up some t-bones and vanilla lattes, now Captain!"

*whistles away to the kitchen.*

[papayahed]

As ye wish, marm....
*grabs all three by their queue strings, begins spinning all three of them in a whirly bird around her head, while singing

"It's great to be a pirate!
Yo-ho, ahoy, ahoy!
And you can be a pirate, too
Even if you're a boy!"

and lets fly....
wipes her hands on her velvet breeches, and says:

"much too easy, I'll be fixing us up some t-bones and vanilla lattes, now Captain!"

*whistles away to the kitchen.*

Wow! I'm glad you've decide to join the amazon queen!

Hey, Scher - Jay would be a good addition, as long as we kept a close eye on her... She did beat stan at Billiards...plus there's that readin' and writin' thing..

[Scheherazade]

*is much impressed with Riesa's skills! :D

Papaya> Not really sure about Jay really! Loyalty is very important and she has no skills... No cooking, deck scrubbing... Don't know really. And do we want someone who can read and write amongst us? 'Ignorance is bliss', they say. What say you, Riesa? Jay, aye or nay?

*whistles blissfully

[Jay]

I've got a loyal stomach though! Did I hear 'dinner'???

[Riesa]

hmmm, her deadlights be sincere...her skills may be a bit addled, yet....if we find she be a rotten hornswagler, we can tie her to the mainstay, or better yet...trade her for some grog, when we be runnin' low....aye!

[Weeping Willow]

yar!!! screams from stans boat! i'll remeber that Riesa!!! i will!!! aaarghh!!
One day mi dear! one day!!!
Yar!!!

[Stanislaw]

garr, I don't be believin it, my lass, and the ones who looked after o the dasterdly stans, all abandonin fer this'n cruis ships? and, where is me blinkin anchor??? :D

atleast, I have somes o the loyalest crew on berd the stans...they say once ye have mutinee in yer blood, it nay departs yer heart, bear at in mind lass. :D

[Weeping Willow]

Yar me Captain! we sahall make arr revange !! garr!!!!!

[Virgil]

*falls overbaord from Riesa's toss*

Wow, what was that?

*drenched*

*swims for Stan's ship*

[Weeping Willow]

YAr!! come here mi frined grab the rope! help us we shall drown thos!! TratorS!!! GARRR!!!!

[Stanislaw]

YAr!! come here mi frined grab the rope! help us we shall drown thos!! TratorS!!! GARRR!!!!

Thats the spirit! :D

[Weeping Willow]

thank ya Captian! all for the ship mi captain and all for ya!!! Garr!!!

[Stanislaw]

an dinna ferget yerselves mate, after all they stoles our anchor!

[Weeping Willow]

We shall get them at once yar!!!! !!! garrrr!!!

[Riesa]

Captain....remind me to just shoot them with me musket next time.

[Weeping Willow]

Is it a chalange!!!! Ungard!!! yarrrr



p.s... Love ya but gotta go now... Zzz.... Zzz..... :wave:

[Scheherazade]

Jay> You are in but you have to prove your loyalty and learn to cook! :D Everyone has to work on this ship.

Riesa> I will be more than happy to remind you next time! :D

*gets on with the sail mending.

[RobinHood3000]

~shoots a Fire Arrow below decks into the munitions hold~

Have a nice day! ~swings back to Stan's ship~

[papayahed]

~shoots a Fire Arrow below decks into the munitions hold~

Have a nice day! ~swings back to Stan's ship~

Good thing the safety officer, me, decided to put our munitions in fire proof lockers.

The fire easily doused with a pail of water.



pfftttt. Childs play.

[RobinHood3000]

I wonder if the safety officer is so fireproof...?

[Stanislaw]

:D what this joint needs is some...PyRoTeChNiCs...*drops lit zippo bmw lighter*

:D :D :D

[Scheherazade]

*hits Robin in the eye with the pea shooter*

Hey, if we are playing pirates, let's be realistic... What's up with the bombs and missiles and all that?

[simon]

Think we could have another round of those "vanilla lattes"?

[Scheherazade]

(How very 'Usual Suspect'! :D)

*puts out the fire quickly with a bucket of water*

Ooopps! Did you get caught in the fire... erm in water I mean, Stan? :D

[Stanislaw]

Usual Suspect??? I am insulted to think that ye think that I be ther one who be tryin to engulf yer ship in a blaze o righteous glory...er lookit the time must be headin back to me ship! :D

[RobinHood3000]

~shoots the Amazon Queen with a quicklime arrow from the mainmast of Stan's ship~

Try and douse that, lady mutineer!

[Riesa]

*dripping sea water out of breeches* Captain....we must set sail immediately....they are going to......*looks up at flying unmentionables* Arrrggggghhhhh.......

*whispering* wot a good little lassie, now here's some t-bones, take them down below decks and shush....and don't forget to use the poop deck when ye be needin' it.

*scratches brandi on the chin.*

*walks up to where Captain Scher, Papayahed and Jay are conferring with the sky, and whispers in their ears the news that The Queen is now the proud dognappers of a happy brandi*

[Jack_Aubrey]

I refuse to take part in this gross exhibition of nerdness.

[RobinHood3000]

Bah--this is no nerdiness. Geekiness at its finest, lad.

[Weeping Willow]

Argg! indedo! Guod wark mati! we chaced tam away!! Garr!!!!

[Pensive]

Oooooooooooooooh

Try to come and fight with me.

Hoooooooooooooooooo

I can kill hundreds of people at a time with my silver knife. Has anyone got the courage to fight with me???

I am gonna fight everybody who will come in the way of Amazan Queen.

Oooooooooooh

[Weeping Willow]

Yarg!! me accept tho chalang! Draw yar Sword!

http://www.invision.smileyville.net/s/fight%20(7).gif

[Pensive]

Oooooooooh, I won. Didn't you see that how did my silver knife cut your right arm's second finger?

Look at the four-fingered Willow! Poor Willow!

[Riesa]

"one less finger for the sharks..."

[Jay]

*scraping potato mesh from the deck*
One never knows when one could need some more food... shame I don't like mesh though. I might make an exception though...

*scratches head*
We could always sell it to the pirates... wait, that's us... we could just sell it later then.

*looks to the sky*
What in the name of the Mute Parrot is that?
*takes cover*
Unspeakable!

*shakes head and unsheats her sword ready to defend The Queen with her sword in one hand, mesh-now-goriness in the other, aiming at anyone who's not an Amazon to take them overboard...*
no takers? come on Dasterdlies! You know you want to!

[Scheherazade]

I refuse to take part in this gross exhibition of nerdness.I will cancel your invitation to join us then, shall I? :p

Riesa> You are so brave to swim across to tell us about the unspeakable! Dastardians are very mean indeed! But I am sure Jay will be able to deal with that!

Shower Unspeakable with kind words and in no time, that will render unspeakable ineffective!

Pensive> Here is a reward of 100 Kitkats for you for your bravery and skillful fighting! You can also keep Willow's finger as a souvenir! :D

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

[Stanislaw]

Garr, I be here to reclaim a finger o me mate... I be hearin ye have it. :D

[Scheherazade]

In return for what? Your finger?

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

[Stanislaw]

er, no, I be likin me fingers where they be now jus fine, I be offerin a truce...simply declare me commodore and hand o'er 65% o yer loot as a piratin fee, an we'll let ye ship go. :D



(even to me this be soundin pretty arrogan) :D

[Jay]

Shooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Riesa]

I believe Silver Dagger Pensive tossed the finger to Brandi last evenin' as a booty for warning the Queen of Kilted's devious plot to put a hole in our hull...ye best be askin' her for it, if ye be brave 'nuff..ohterwise ye be best skedaddling, 'fore I put a hole in you with me musket.

[Virgil]

Holy cow. Riesa is one tough amazon! :lol:

[Riesa]

Ye be laughin' at me? ;)

[Weeping Willow]

* gets up from being unconcous after loosing so much blood! rage in his eyes!!

*grab my missing fingre from Pens with a cut and chop move! leaveing a scar on the cheek for memory!
*attack the hand back with the 3000 ApK Superglue i have in my right pocket!

yarrg!!! good as new!

*swiftly swing back to Stan's ship

[Jay]

Closely followed and chased by the hungry sharks of course ;)

[Stanislaw]

sharks? ah but ye be fergettin that the shark with re-breather be part o me crew!

[Virgil]

* gets up from being unconcous after loosing so much blood! rage in his eyes!!

*grab my missing fingre from Pens with a cut and chop move! leaveing a scar on the cheek for memory!
*attack the hand back with the 3000 ApK Superglue i have in my right pocket!

yarrg!!! good as new!

*swiftly swing back to Stan's ship
Wait, I thought Brandi ate the finger?

[Jay]

Maybe she didn't like the taste and puked it out? :p

[Stanislaw]

who be this fair weather mut anywho, an who be it with o this moment?

[Scheherazade]

How about you guys join us for dinner, eh? :D

Riesa, Jay please serve Stan and his crew the best whale cuts we have!

*whispers aside: 'And lace them with laxatives generously!'

How about some rum?

[Riesa]

True, she be a high-class critter, Matey, and his finger was poxed...yo ho ho.

[Stanislaw]

garr, just how daft be ye thinkin we're? an no, that be not needin an answer lass.

[Scheherazade]

garr, just how daft be ye thinkin we're? an no, that be not needin an answer lass.Are ya sure? I can think of at least five very good ones! :D

[Riesa]

Aye, Captain, *smirks*

Oh, boys, the Captain has raised the white flag, so as you might all join us for a friendly dinner? How about some, lovely Shark?

*aside to Captain, "this be the shark that ate their mates a while back, hee hee"*

[Stanislaw]

hows about o yous join us oer the dasterdly fer a bite?

[Jay]

Recycling, good job! :p

[Stanislaw]

recyclin? what ye be callin the ship lass?

*steals main sail*

[Jay]

And where did ya put it, in yer pocket? True, there's room enough, no coins in there, aye? No success looting recently, right?

[Stanislaw]

garr, I be havin plenty o gold, i hid the sail under me hat!

[Jay]

'Cos THERE's room enough? :D

[Stanislaw]

garr, I be usin the force to makes it smaller... s'okay, tis technically impossibly fer me to steal o main sail, but that don't mean I can't wipe me nose with it!

[Jay]

Once I punch you in it, you can! :p

[Stanislaw]

garr, I be strucken in der nose, so, be it, I be stealin o yonder corner er sale, cant be bleedin o me shirts now eh?

*snip, snip, rip, cut...* now it be a proper hankerchief. :D

[Jay]

Keep it brother pirate, I'm sure you need it more than us.

*ties a new sail up*

[Stanislaw]

wells, thank ye fer it lass, wouldna want te be bleedin o yer ships deck now. :D

[Jay]

Exactly, icky. Nothing to lure the vermin over for dinner other than pirate's blood on deck. I'm not sharing my meal with vermin!

[Stanislaw]

i, but vermins do make some nice snack! :D

[Jay]

Yes, unless they snack on YOUR meal! All mine! Vermin later!

[Stanislaw]

s'okay, ye are correct. :D

[Taliesin]

Hmm on which ship should we go?

Stans' or Schers'?
It be a touch choice.

Well, at least there are bonuses of being multiple to an indecisive person.
*joins both*

[Basil]

A Taliesin divided against itself cannot stand.

[Taliesin]

You're right!
*will start building their own ship soon*

[Pensive]

Pensive> Here is a reward of 100 Kitkats for you for your bravery and skillful fighting! You can also keep Willow's finger as a souvenir! :Dhttp://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

Thanks for the Kitkats and no problem captain, I assure you that my special silver knife is quite handy. It can cut thousands of fingers on my first command.

*looking at her blessed silver knife with admiration*

[Stanislaw]

such violence, and er divided tailsin, always welcome on me ship lad! :thumbs_up

hark, where be my adversaries...be they relinquishing yonder war? :D

[Scheherazade]

They are waiting for the RPing for Dummies to be available online before causing more RPing faux pas!

:D

[Stanislaw]

They are waiting for the RPing for Dummies to be available online before causing more RPing faux pas!

:D

they be more like guidlines, not really rules per se. :D

[RobinHood3000]

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)

[papayahed]

They are waiting for the RPing for Dummies to be available online before causing more RPing faux pas!

:D

I must be a dummy, what is RPing?

[Scheherazade]

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)Wondering if I should go and complete my MA instead of learning all these? :p
I must be a dummy, what is RPing? RPing=Role Playing :)


RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)Will there be a quiz at the end? Do we get a certificate if we pass? By which institutions is it recognised if we do? Do we get a title after our names like RobinHood3000, RPE (Role Play Expert) or maybe later stages SRPE (Senior Role Play Expert)?

I might come back with more questions later on... Too tired right now to think properly.

[RobinHood3000]

SCP--Sherwood Certified Professional (assuming you pass ;)).

[Stanislaw]

Later on I'm goin to be doin a little o MMORPG...wanna join me guild?

:D God Bless the Brothers Chaps.

[Riesa]

Captain, while they be botherin' about all them rules, what say you and I sneak over to their ship again, steal the rest of their grog, and fix them some milquetoast for their ol' toothless mouths, they be seemin' a little weak on the fightin' and a little too concerned about fair play. These are pirate ships...or am I confusing the Dastardly with the Princess' Pleasure dinghy?

[papayahed]

Captain, while they be botherin' about all them rules, what say you and I sneak over to their ship again, steal the rest of their grog, and fix them some milquetoast for their ol' toothless mouths, they be seemin' a little weak on the fightin' and a little too concerned about fair play. These are pirate ships...or am I confusing the Dastardly with the Princess' Pleasure dinghy?

:banana: :lol:


I think we need to vote Riesa Pirate of the week!!! :D

[Stanislaw]

:banana: :lol:


I think we need to vote Riesa Pirate of the week!!! :D

*disguised as an amazon* I think we should make er cptain!...mutinee lass, we al likes yer leadership.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[papayahed]

*disguised as an amazon* I think we should make er cptain!...mutinee lass, we al likes yer leadership.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You'll be walkin' the plank if you keep up with that talk!!!


Besides, your lipstick is smudged.

[Stanislaw]

er, I be an amozon...just syin maybe our c'ptain be maybe tow rapped ups in red tape.

[Riesa]

:lol: And I guess he's never heard of waxing that bearfur-coated stick he calls a leg,
And where on God's green earth did he find those shoes?!!! :lol: Let's get 'im!

[Stanislaw]

err, I waxed me leg...that be...moss...ai moss! I spent some time in er prison. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Dammit, man, where be yer dignity???

[Stanislaw]

Dammit, man, where be yer dignity???
*aside in hushed voice* shh, i be undercover, I be tricken them to mutinee o their cpt'n! :D



...actually ye be right, wher be my dignity! Garr, *sheds disguise*...

HiJaCkEd

harharharhar, this be o the HiJaCkEd ship o the crew er the dasterdly Stan's, an fer the record...we be takin ar dog back. :D :D :D

er okay, out er the new pirate code addition o no god modin, I be UnHiJaCkInG this er ship, and cuttin loose the string thing...we stills get to keep SWRB though, he be a loyal member o mine crew.
:D

[papayahed]

Why can't we all just get along? Can't we combine our powers and rule the seas???

[Jay]

Where does that leave me? Am I still being held captive? I'd like to do something about that bit but if I torture my brain coming up with a plan to break free and then find out it was for nothing... heads will be rolling! :p

[Pensive]

I agree with papaya. How about if we befriend each other and rule the sea together?

[papayahed]

Where does that leave me? Am I still being held captive? I'd like to do something about that bit but if I torture my brain coming up with a plan to break free and then find out it was for nothing... heads will be rolling! :p

I thik I missed something, you're being held captive??

[Jay]

Yes, ma'am (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=172307&postcount=340)

[Pensive]

We don't want to loose Jay. Now, I can't use my precious silver knife. If I will, they can murder Jay.

*Sheesh my precious knife, I will use you later sometime. Don't be too restless*

We have to free Jay.

[papayahed]

Yes, ma'am (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=172307&postcount=340)

oh my apologizes, I didn't realize or of course I would have gotten you back sooner - there's a pizza party going on over here ya know?

[Jay]

I'm not opposed to allegiance but if there's peace of weapons, what's the fun in that? We could have good and bad days so it doesn't get stereotypical but... peace? No fun! :p


oh my apologizes, I didn't realize or of course I would have gotten you back sooner - there's a pizza party going on over here ya know?
Yeah, I do :p PIZZAAAAAA :goof:

Why do you keep posting when I am? :D

[Riesa]

How bout peas, instead? We can get some pea-shooters and when they come out to use the facilities we can shoot them with peas, think that will make em happy?

[Stanislaw]

I'm not opposed to allegiance but if there's peace of weapons, what's the fun in that? We could have good and bad days so it doesn't get stereotypical but... peace? No fun! :p

well, we could be havin peace, and then be gittin disruly and be beatin on eachother, besides, I believe if we had er common enemy we'd be workin together...like ol garfield says: no one beats on ody but me! :D

So, so long as there be a steady stream o ninjas that we can fights we'll all be workin together, lest wed probably be fightin. :D

[Pensive]

What if we take any of their Pirate our a captive? Kat for Kit!

Where is our Captain? We need to do something...

[papayahed]

hehe yeah, peas - that's what I meant "peas" Let's black eye their pea's!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :banana:

I crack myself up!!!

[Stanislaw]

ye be wantin peas...why didna ye says so's?

*over a shoulder..."load the canons"* :D

s'okay, I do we keep telleportin back and firth anywho? :D

[Jay]

Girls, prepare your plates! The Dasterdlies are paying for our dinner tonight! :p

[Stanislaw]

*fire the canons*...now as an example o rp etiquette, ye decides whether we hits ye...yay or nay.

*all the correctin o etiquette I be thinkin o retirin and becomin a govner o some port...I be gettin alots o diplomatic exp. :D *

[Jay]

Right in the plates if you please :p

[papayahed]

Somebody should write a song "It's raining peas, aleighlula (sp?)" - sung to the tune of "It's raining men"

[Jay]

:lol: and right in time! Hungry! :p

[Stanislaw]

*and the heavens opened up, and with a roar o the canons o the dasterdly stans, peas did rain down upon the amazon* :D

[Jay]

And the Amazons feasted :p

[Scheherazade]

Quick! Collect all the peas... Good ammunition for the shooters!

:D

[Riesa]

Picks up a pea shooter and begins to load, lock and shoot...peas begin to fly straight at Captain Stan,

But some of the ammunition from the dastardly find their target

"Aigggihhhh," *pelted with peas*

"Those little buggers hurt!"

[Jay]

Didn't I say to get your plates ready? *tuts* Is anyone ever going to listen to me? :D

[Riesa]

*hops around trying to shoot capt. stan, avoid the peas still raining down on the amazon, and catch peas on plates*

[Jay]

lol, the plates were supposed to be for eating the peas (if they were just right) or as shields if the peas weren't edible :p

[Stanislaw]

ow. damn it, ow.. stop. ow...flees back to the dasterdly...man those be vicious females...load the frozen peas...but first, put on some shop goggle...its all fun an games till somes one looses an eye! ;) <- not winking...but shot in the eye :D

[Jay]

Do you want some beans with your peas, cap'n Stan? :p

[Stanislaw]

well, sure, beans and peas, with a titch o pork fat, some cubed chease, a spoon er two o spices, somes bbq sauce a titch o oyster sauce, a dab o wasabi, and just a pinch o curry...mixed and severd on medium brown toast, o a botte o beer on the side...that be smashing...reminds me...I be hungry. :D

[Riesa]

*slaps her forehead*

Why didn't ye say so afore lass! Doh! Did ye hear wot he just said, frozen peas? how did he get frozen peas in the middle of the carribean?

Now I be starvin' after that purty description of dinner!

[Jay]

I bet it was the dasterdly Stan's strategy... drive us nuts by talking about food when we're hungry... well, you might not be but I am! And I'll soon start seeing food everywhere! :p

[papayahed]

*slaps her forehead*

Why didn't ye say so afore lass! Doh! Did ye hear wot he just said, frozen peas? how did he get frozen peas in the middle of the carribean?


It maybe time for the AQ to break out our cans of corn!!!!!

[Jay]

Eat the corn, shoot the cans at SDS (Stan's Dasterdly Ship) :p, good plan! :D

[RobinHood3000]

~loads the cannons with SPAM~

Now that be fearful stuff, there!!

[Scheherazade]

As long as it is spam=meat, not spam=email!

:D

[papayahed]

All Rigghhttt!!! We can have our own SPam carving contest. Whooo!! Grab some buckets amazon's and let's catch that Spam!!!

[RobinHood3000]

C0nGratulayt0ns!! U ve just 1 a free IP0D!!!
Duck and cover--it's coming for you...

[Jay]

God bless spam filters :p

[Riesa]

Be it just me, or does the thought of Spam flying through the air make anyone else feel the need for a spa-day?

[papayahed]

Be it just me, or does the thought of Spam flying through the air make anyone else feel the need for a spa-day?

ohhh, now that would be fun!! Hey Scher can we make a detour???

[Stanislaw]

oh man...that is almost to cruel robin... :D

[RobinHood3000]

Aye--what be yer point? ;)

[Stanislaw]

well, spam is so dirty, maybe we be needin a spam robot...more sanitary...that way we dinna have to ahndle it. :D

[Scheherazade]

ohhh, now that would be fun!! Hey Scher can we make a detour??? Oh, got a better idea! Why don't we have a spa on the ship? There is nothing like a nice jacuzzi session after a day struggling with smelly fish and even smellier pirates!

*examines her hands

And all this sword action are not good for one's nails!

:p

[Riesa]

Ya think we could drag those smelly pirates off of the other ship, dunk 'em in some rose water, manicure and pedicure 'em and get em in a dancin' mood? Or mebbe the thought of being clean might just scare 'em off for good, eh? Where's me lasso?

[RobinHood3000]

Who dya think ye are?? Wonder Woman?? There be only one superhero in these here waters, an' that be ME!!

[papayahed]

Ya think we could drag those smelly pirates off of the other ship, dunk 'em in some rose water, manicure and pedicure 'em and get em in a dancin' mood? Or mebbe the thought of being clean might just scare 'em off for good, eh? Where's me lasso?


What a great idea. I'll get my net.

[Scheherazade]

You know Riesa, you might be up to something there...

*eyes Stan - picture Yvon of the Yucon here:

http://www.dispatch.co.za/2003/02/15/entertainment/Images/YUAN.JPG

He could do with a makeover, I guess...

:p

[Stanislaw]

You know Riesa, you might be up to something there...

*eyes Stan - picture Yvon of the Yucon here:

http://www.dispatch.co.za/2003/02/15/entertainment/Images/YUAN.JPG


He could do with a makeover, I guess...

:p
:lol: that is probably one of my favourite cartoons! :thumbs_up

garr...I bath on only two days, when I was born, and when I be married! :D

[papayahed]

:lol: that is probably one of my favourite cartoons! :thumbs_up

garr...I bath on only two days, when I was born, and when I be married! :D


Are you saying we're finally gonna set a date????? :D

[Riesa]

weel, since ye be the cap'n an all, mebbe Papayhed can douse ye with enough rum to cover the stink...

an...do ye know how to dance? I seen ya dancin' afore, I be thinkin' when we be firein cans o corn in your direction.

There be a weddin' a comin?


You know Riesa, you might be up to something there...

*eyes Stan - picture Yvon of the Yucon here:

http://www.dispatch.co.za/2003/02/15/entertainment/Images/YUAN.JPG

He could do with a makeover, I guess...

:p


nice sky blue undies. :lol:

ye think he can be made over? a challenge, fer sure.

[Stanislaw]

Are you saying we're finally gonna set a date????? :D

garr, er, uhm...I be havin to go... :D ...

how long has it been me mutineus lovely since we first met? :D

[RobinHood3000]

Ohh, boy. This cannot bode well for the inter-pirate war...

[Riesa]

Give 'em six months, it can't all be ponyrides in may sunshine.

[papayahed]

garr, er, uhm...I be havin to go... :D ...

how long has it been me mutineus lovely since we first met? :D


It seems like yesterday, doesn't it? :lol: ;)

[Virgil]

Why can't we all just get along? Can't we combine our powers and rule the seas???
Hey I've been away from this for a few days. Looks like people are having dinner, going to a spa, and our getting married. What happen to the fighting pirate spirit? Are we reduced to just "getting along"? Well if we've made up and are planning to rule the seas together, can I please have my dog back? I miss her kisses. :D

[Riesa]

arrrrrrrrr :goof:

[papayahed]

See, everytime we get close to setting a date....Stannie up and dissappears. Maybe one of those SWRB got him....

[Scheherazade]

Maybe next time he is online, some of us should keep him busy talking and some others drop a net trap on him before he makes another run for it!

And as the captain of the ship, I can perform the ceremony! :D

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif

[papayahed]

I refuse to believe it's me!! I'm sure he's split at the thought of a bath.

[RobinHood3000]

Ah, hygiene--a fearsome opponent for any true pirate.


Good thing I'm not a true pirate.

[Jay]

Meaning you wouldn't melt if washed? :brow:

[Stanislaw]

I refuse to believe it's me!! I'm sure he's split at the thought of a bath.

Garr hear I be! An, there be no way ol SWRB woulda got me...'es an ol mate!

:D

[Nightshade]

Meaning you wouldn't melt if washed? :brow:

Well he is part rubber ducky after all isnt he?!
:lol:

[Jay]

Means he floats? :p

[Nightshade]

yes dear and saddly the sharjks wont eat him I did try to feed him to them a few times a while back when he annoyed me.

[Jay]

I suppose the sharks aren't too fond of their snack squeeking anytime they chew on it, eh? :D

[RobinHood3000]

Mwahahaha!!! Rubber is indestructible!!!

[Nightshade]

yes I suppose also he might get stuck between the rows of teeth
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122954/2076240/2082408/2082410/030529_FindingNemo.jpg

[Jay]

Think dental floss :p

[Nightshade]

sharks have no hands would you be willing to help a shark flosss?

[Jay]

Sure, dental hygiene is important :p

[Nightshade]

mad off your rocker the white coast are coming shes finally lost it!
:lol: ;)

[Stanislaw]

ahh, me plan of spreadin insanity amongst the other crew be workin! Ye have all gone mad by osmosis from hangin arounds me! :D

[Jay]

Hanging? Sure, why not, we haven't had a hanging for ages and since you volunteered... you can have your last jar of saurkraut prepared by a mole (I think :p) and served by a skeleton, almost-dead shark with a rebreather! :D

[papayahed]

Hanging? Sure, why not, we haven't had a hanging for ages and since you volunteered... you can have your last jar of saurkraut prepared by a mole (I think :p) and served by a skeleton, almost-dead shark with a rebreather! :D

wow, I knew this was a tough ship, but I didn't know it was that tough!!!


Let me take a moment to write a note to myself to stay on Jay's good side...

[Riesa]

What about the weddin? Is it called off? I guess ya can't be marryin a hanged man.

[Jay]

Why not? :p

[Riesa]

are you implying that a live man is no better than a dead man for marryin'?

side note, congrats, Jay.

[Jay]

Thanks :)

I wouldn't know, never tried marrying a live man nor a dead one ;). Maybe Stan could appeal even more to Papaya as a zombie (since Papaya would be able to handle him after studying a certain manual (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/) ;))

[papayahed]

Thanks :)

I wouldn't know, never tried marrying a live man nor a dead one ;). Maybe Stan could appeal even more to Papaya as a zombie (since Papaya would be able to handle him after studying a certain manual (http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/) ;))



All Riiiiggghhhttt!!! I love zombies!!! If that's the case lets set a day soon!!!

[Jay]

We've got to make a zombie out of Stan first... or are you interested in doing the honours? :D

[Nightshade]

OOoh can I pleeeeeeeeeease No one ever lets me do the killing *sulk*

:p

[RobinHood3000]

I've got a brand new lightsaber I'm dying to try out!

[Stanislaw]

All Riiiiggghhhttt!!! I love zombies!!! If that's the case lets set a day soon!!!

alright Living dead girl where do we sign up! :D

[Stanislaw]

Look left...look right...
HiJaCkEd!!!!!!!!!! :D

well, rp etiquette: "I am indicating my desire to initiate an attempt at the ability to attempt a HiJaCkInG of the said ship in question whose name is the namesake of this particular thread, would anyone care to counteract, or respond to my inquiry regarding an attempt at action?" :D

[papayahed]

Look left...look right...
HiJaCkEd!!!!!!!!!! :D

well, rp etiquette: "I am indicating my desire to initiate an attempt at the ability to attempt a HiJaCkInG of the said ship in question whose name is the namesake of this particular thread, would anyone care to counteract, or respond to my inquiry regarding an attempt at action?" :D

I would not like you to hijack this ship.

[Stanislaw]

I would not like you to hijack this ship.

not even a little? maybe just the poop deck or something? :D

[papayahed]

not even a little? maybe just the poop deck or something? :D

wellll.... as long as you swab it and return it in the same condition in which you found it... oh wait in better condition. OH and if you agree to cook a full on Polish meal.

[Stanislaw]

wellll.... as long as you swab it and return it in the same condition in which you found it... oh wait in better condition. OH and if you agree to cook a full on Polish meal.

Er, can I be carvin my initials in it er the like?

[Nightshade]

SO the weddin's off:confused: ?! :p
Err hows this You can HiJack Stan Im in a good mood so Ill tidy up after you?
:D
(mind you this is a one off deal :nod: )

[Jay]

Hands off of the ship ya almost undead pirate! Otherwise I might desire to drill holes into your ship!
;)

[papayahed]

SO the weddin's off:confused: ?! :p



I guess we could go through with it - if Stan wants too??

[Stanislaw]

I guess we could go through with it - if Stan wants too??

er...what weddin? :D who be presidin? :D who be the groom an bride? :D

:D

[papayahed]

who be the groom an bride? :D

:D

Brad and Jennifer? :D

[Stanislaw]

Brad and Jennifer? :D

didnt they call it off? :lol:

[papayahed]

didnt they call it off? :lol:


Call what off?? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Can I be an usher? Hmmm??

Force levitation makes it so much easier to put people in the right seats.

[Nightshade]

Amm can I do the cermony pleeeeeeese Im actually going to work in a registry office for a day soon :D

Ahemm stinking pirates, amazonian rebls dedicated member s and guests.

:D

[papayahed]

What ceremony?

[Nightshade]

the wedding one of course :D

[papayahed]

the wedding one of course :D


oh, I love wedding -or I should say I love wedding receptions.

Who's getting married?? :D

[Stanislaw]

oh, I love wedding -or I should say I love wedding receptions.

Who's getting married?? :D

I be not sure? :D

[Jay]

Just get there you two, we'll tell you once you're there! Don't you love surprises or what? ;)

[Stanislaw]

Well the best prize is a sur-prise! :D (heh...that was sad.)

[Stanislaw]

well if there be a wedding, someone will be neddin these!

http://i14.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/92/2f/7f_1.JPG

:D

[Jay]

When we're talking about rings... I was more like thinking about this one ;)
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/shrek_i_love_you.jpg

[papayahed]

Well the best prize is a sur-prise! :D (heh...that was sad.)


hehe that was pretty bad - but funny :lol:

[Stanislaw]

When we're talking about rings... I was more like thinking about this one ;)
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/shrek_i_love_you.jpg

Hmm, I thinks they got the dubbed version! :D

[Stanislaw]

so, now that thar be no ones oberd...I be HiJaCkIn thar ship...well...ifs they so allows it. :D

[Jay]

Think again ;)

[RJbibliophil]

Is there still room onboard for crew/passengers? I would love to go sailing or steaming or propelling on the seven seas!

[Stanislaw]

Is there still room onboard for crew/passengers? I would love to go sailing or steaming or propelling on the seven seas!
Dinna join the Stinky amazon ship...be joinin the crew o the Dasterdly stan's...the finest ship o the seven seas...an' then some! :thumbs_up

[Jay]

Whose ship be ye calling Stinky, ya ol' pirate? Everyone knows we know how to have fun (on the Dasterdlies' account of course) on The Amazon! What are your qualities, dear Piglet?

[Stanislaw]

Whose ship be ye calling Stinky, ya ol' pirate? Everyone knows we know how to have fun (on the Dasterdlies' account of course) on The Amazon! What are your qualities, dear Piglet?
Dinna listen to the smooth talkin mod...she is er, leaving out the part about the amazons gigantic defeat...yes Defeat! :D

[Jay]

What defeat be ya talkin' about? Are you talking about having yer only food supplies all shot onto our ship? Ain't ya hungry by now? I suppose there's only so much seaweed a pirate can eat... ;) (that's not godmodding, is it? :S)

[RJbibliophil]

I think that the Amazon Queen sounds much more friendly and inviting than "Stan's Dasterdly Ship". Sounds like pirates and "HiJaCkErS" to me.

I haven't too much experience on the seas, but I am eager to learn from such a fine crew as the one aboard the Amazon Queen. I don't get dizzy or motionsick and hope I will not get seasick. I am nimble and quick and can jump over candlesticks. I can cook but am not a very good cook. I can sew and crochet and embroider if that be of any use 'bord ship. I can tie knots and then untie them again. I can do a bit o' wood work and other crafty type things. What I can't do I will learn.

[Jay]

Sounds good to me, all you need now is the captain's aproval :D

[Pensive]

Where is Scher???

[Riesa]

My question exactly, what ever happened to capn'? I be thinkin' she found a spa with her name on it.

[Jay]

Nah, I bet she's found herself a deserted island with one crucial detail in a pirate's life - treasure! She's now swimming in gold coins, Scrooge style :p

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/scrooge.gif http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/scrooge.jpg

[Pensive]

Hey Jay, Are you talking about Scrooge from A Christmas Carol? Funny Pictures, these are. :D

[Jay]

Not exactly, I'm talking about the ducky guy in the pics :). Donald duck kinda. Walt Disney character. They might have actually written Scrooge McDuck based on Christmas Carol's Scrooge, but I've never thought about it :).

[RJbibliophil]

Ha Ha! Once Uncle Scrooge ended up tracking down a distant relative who had once been his partner, and when he found him, it turned out he had made his fortune in oil. Uncle Scrooge was doubtful that one could play with it like money, but he learned a new sport-oil swimming! Scher might do better finding gold than oil these days though!

[Stanislaw]

My question exactly, what ever happened to capn'? I be thinkin' she found a spa with her name on it.

har, now that she be gone...I be anixin 'er ship! :D ...commodore Stanislaw...hmm, I likes the sound o that!

[Scheherazade]

har, now that she be gone...I be anixin 'er ship! :D ...commodore Stanislaw...hmm, I likes the sound o that!*throws a net over Stan.

Ha! Welcome aboard! We have been waiting for you... Let's see how much your men care about you, shall we?

[Stanislaw]

er...I was jus' foolin' lass...no hard feelins, twas a tiny joke...not even a funny one at that...er...somes o me crew...HELP!!!! :D

[RobinHood3000]

~shoots a Net Arrow upon Scher and starts hauling Stan back to the Dastardly~

I believe we shall!

[Jay]

*cuts the ropes and watches Stan unceremonially fall into the sea* Whoops :p

[Stanislaw]

*with the valient help of Robinhood3000...and SWRB once Stanislaw sinks, he is able to survive the ordeal*

s'okay, thanks robinhood3000! here be a commondation fer bravery! :D

[papayahed]

Quick somebody throw soap into the water!!!!

[Jay]

*does* :p :D

[Stanislaw]

oh, mates, I be covered 'ith the most vile o substances know to pirate kind! Oh, how cruel an adversary the amazons be! :D

[papayahed]

oh, mates, I be covered 'ith the most vile o substances know to pirate kind! Oh, how cruel an adversary the amazons be! :D

Don't forget to scrub behind your ears!! :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

~slams a button on the steering wheel aboard the Dastardly, opening the hatch beneath the on-board lavatories and unleashing all variety of unspeakable filth into the sea~

Better, Cap'n??

[Jay]

YUCK! Why not use a poo arrow? :p

[papayahed]

YUCK! Why not use a poo arrow? :p


:D


s10cr.....

[Nightshade]

I dont think I want to swim in this warter anymore anyone have a towel???

[Jay]

Wait for the lowtide :p

[Nightshade]

no its all cky I want out NOW!! oh fine i dont need a towle I guess Ill dripp dry

:P

[Jay]

Or you could roll on the ground ;)

[Nightshade]

huh shakes herself dry*mutters* I could do with that hot geek now.... all I wanted was anice bath and now eghh.. I suppose Im going to have to swear loyalty to the Queen so I can get that geek?

[Jay]

Well, not really but if you want to be let aboard you better bathe first :p :lol:

*leaves you a hot Geek aside* :p

[Nightshade]

In what! oh tthrow a tub down first oh and youd better send a shower curtain too.

[Stanislaw]

~slams a button on the steering wheel aboard the Dastardly, opening the hatch beneath the on-board lavatories and unleashing all variety of unspeakable filth into the sea~

Better, Cap'n??
much betters thank ye...now just hope I dinna catch the plague! :D

[Jay]

Or something else :p

[papayahed]

Hey, maybe you'll smell better.....

[RJbibliophil]

Poor night, *lowers tub and towels* I hope you'll be clean enough to come onboard soon. Disgusting stan and robin are making this voyage meloncholy. Hopefully you'll be able to cheer things up a bit....

[RobinHood3000]

Hey, at least somebody 'round here bothered saving her!