Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

[dramasnot6]

It would be an honor to join! I'm a decent chef and use my resources very well if times provide for scarce food supplies. :) Plus would the Honorable Amazon Captain *bows* be interested in a bit of Amazonian theater? :D

[Virgil]

I guess I'm the only guy here on the Amazon. Hooray for Amazon!!

[papayahed]

Argh Matey's!!! The Amazon Sails again!!!

Batten down the hatch!

Now where did I put that eyepatch??

[kathycf]

*runs off with the purloined eyepatch of papaya* ;)

[Stanislaw]

I guess I'm the only guy here on the Amazon. Hooray for Amazon!!

arr, the betrayal...the dasterdly behavior...the sheer nerve...the...yar, ye truly be pirate material! :D


Argh Matey's!!! The Amazon Sails again!!!

Batten down the hatch!

Now where did I put that eyepatch??


Yar, here be a gesture o good will...
http://images60.affili.net/913/2585913_1.jpg

May the best o the pirates triumph, *pirate salute* yar.

[Virgil]

Here you go Papaya. From down below I found a patch.

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/pirate/0035c362.jpg

Best if we pull anchor and shove off.

[papayahed]

arr, the betrayal...the dasterdly behavior...the sheer nerve...the...yar, ye truly be pirate material! :D




Yar, here be a gesture o good will...
http://images60.affili.net/913/2585913_1.jpg

May the best o the pirates triumph, *pirate salute* yar.

Thanks Sweetie.

And I raise a glass to you and the Dastardlies

http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bilder/rum.jpg


Here you go Papaya. From down below I found a patch.

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/pirate/0035c362.jpg

Best if we pull anchor and shove off.

Thanks Virgie! It fits well.

[Virgil]

Yay, our cap'n is here. Where's our crew?

[Jay]

Socializing with the Dasterdlies. Looks like we might have a ceasefire for now.

[papayahed]

Yay, our cap'n is here. Where's our crew?

Aye! The Dastardlies. Jay Virgie round up the crew we need to set sail.

[Jay]

Aye, aye, cap'n! (once I find them that is)

Amazons, report aboard! STAT!

[kathycf]

*drops a package with a biohazard sticker prominently displayed*

Here be that wench Jay's socks!

Ye have aroused me ire with yer sneakin' aboard the Dastardly with yer smelly socks and yer sedatives. Once me ire is aroused, well. Ye have been warned ye scalawag crew O' seafarin' wenches and one squire!

*stomps off in pirate outrage*
And there better be some chocolate aboard the Dastardly, that is all I've got to say! :p

[RobinHood3000]

Naturally, lady Kathy. Keeping you happy is our favorite duty. :D

[Jay]

*stomps off in pirate outrage*
Careful with that stom.... *watches Kathy slip on a soap and land on her backside* -ping, freshly scrubbed deck!

:D

[kathycf]

Naturally, lady Kathy. Keeping you happy is our favorite duty. :D


Careful with that stom.... *watches Kathy slip on a soap and land on her backside* -ping, freshly scrubbed deck!

:D

Yar, Robin. Do a wench a favor and dirty up that freshly scubbed deck, will ye?
:p

[RobinHood3000]

~ptui~

How's that for a start? :brow:

[kathycf]

Excellent, excellent. I hear Jay be scrubbin the deck next. :D

[Jay]

Just don't slip on that ~ptui~ on your ways off the ship, will ya ;), wouldn't want anything to happen to the Dasterdlies, now would we? :cool:

[Stanislaw]

yar, how be a ship o piracy be clean?
:D

[Jay]

Recently I developed this annoying habit of polishing things (like my throne on the hill :p), y'all just pray it's not contagious :brow:

[amuse]

*clunk* 'twas you that polished that mast, weren't it? darned slippery thing it be! an' here i wanted to slip in all quiet like, and instead have bruised me bleeding ar*e!

Scher? beggin' yer pardon, where ye be?

<<Scher, it's amuse, i'd really like to sail with you and your esteemed crew, if I may be so bold as to presume upon you while you're busy at the helm.>>

i dinna can cook or fire cannon, but i can make some fighty mine grub if it be someone's birfday, and this sword makes a nice clean sound when i whistle it through some scurvy knave who won't hand over his gold or his (can't type the next with a staight face :D) booty.

[Jay]

I've been polishing no masts, I only specialize in thrones and decks :p

Barfday? Now what a nice imaginative way to call such a special day!

Cap'n Scher's unfortunately retired :(

[amuse]

i were goin' to slip in quiet like and fix that mistake! am making a bleedin' mess of silence, ain't i? :D :D

mebbe i had a little too much grease on my hands from pulling out the innards of that first lieutenant some days ago, a bit cheeky he was. must make sure not to slip on the deck, a bit clumsy now and then.

hallo, Jay! :)

Papaya, may i join? i'll pick ya lots of um...i know!...papayas and mangoes when we land at beautiful islands. :) an' i ain't led any mutinies or nothin' in my bleedin' life. ;)

plus, i'll be a silly, harlequin-like addition at all barfdays, birfdays and such. an' it ain't like we can git a jester noplace near to these waters on short notice.

[Jay]

Greetings, Az! :D

Everything looks quiet. Feel like stirring some trouble over at the Dasterdly Stan's? :p

[amuse]

:p Greetings, Jay!!! Definitely, where ye be? Think I missed ya when i were catchin' a bit of shut-eye...

[kathycf]

Greetings, Az! :D

Everything looks quiet. Feel like stirring some trouble over at the Dasterdly Stan's? :p

Are ye stirring up trouble again???? :rolleyes: :p Just leave yer socks over here at ye old Amazon.

[Stanislaw]

:crash: :crash: :crash: yar, here we be stirin the trouble! :crash: :crash: :crash:


Jaffa kree!
Prepare to attack!

[Jay]

So it's Cowardly Stan's now? I don't need any Jaffa to wipe a deck with ya, cap'n ;), I'd even leave my socks in the biohazard container this time :p

[Stanislaw]

So it's Cowardly Stan's now? I don't need any Jaffa to wipe a deck with ya, cap'n ;), I'd even leave my socks in the biohazard container this time :p

Cowardly Stans! Cowardly Stans! CoWaRdLy StAnS!1!1!

yarrrr, letus draw steel!, yar, and fer I run ye trhough, by happenchance deh ye be knowin where me sails er? :D

[RobinHood3000]

YAAARRGH!!!

~draws his bowstring tight~

[kathycf]

*Waves around sail fragments pulled from AimusSage's "sleeves"*

Take that! :p

[Jay]

yarrrr, letus draw steel!, yar, and fer I run ye trhough, by happenchance deh ye be knowin where me sails er? :D
Sails? What sails? :cool: :D

*draws her sword*
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Indigo? In that case, shouldn't it be "Prepare to dye"?

[papayahed]

Indigo? In that case, shouldn't it be "Prepare to dye"?:lol:

yep, which color do you choose Robin??

[Madhuri]

Wont it obviously be green? :D But, if the dye is Indigo, how will it become green? :confused:

[Stanislaw]

Sails? What sails? :cool: :D

*draws her sword*
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! :D

:D but I don't have 6 fingers! I scarcely be havin 5! :D

[RobinHood3000]

...and that's on BOTH hands!! :D

[kathycf]

Six fingers on each hand. Is that how Cap'n types so well and flourishes his sword in such a pirate like way? If he was ambidextrous to boot, yon Amazons not be standing a chance. :p

[RobinHood3000]

No no no - on both hands, taken together. :p

[Stanislaw]

...and that's on BOTH hands!! :D


No no no - on both hands, taken together. :p

Exactly!, unless ye be countin hooks as fingers? :D

[Jay]

Chewed them fingers off when you were nervous, oh cap'n Stan? Or afraid? :brow:

[Scheherazade]

15 Amazons on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho ho
And a box of KitKats!

[Stanislaw]

Chewed them fingers off when you were nervous, oh cap'n Stan? Or afraid? :brow:

never as such...each was lost o by means of glorious battles, or accidents befer we hired a cook. :D

[Jay]

15 Amazons on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho ho
And a box of KitKats!
:p Someone should guard that box in case Dasterdlies think of inventing their own treasure chest as well... or worse, stealing ours! Guard them KitKats with your lives! :D


never as such...each was lost o by means of glorious battles, or accidents befer we hired a cook. :D
Oh, you courageously battled with potatoes and lost? :D

[Stanislaw]

Oh, you courageously battled with potatoes and lost? :D

YES!, er NO!, wait er minute, that is not correct...er, it was yams...thems is sneaky

:D

[Jay]

Sneaky and very dangerous it seems. I think we should hire more of them and send them marching towards the Dasterdly shell they call a ship ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Yam-kebabs, anyone? ~brandishes his bow~

[Stanislaw]

yam kebabs...the foe you can safely eat!