Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

[RJbibliophil]

well, it wasn't you

[RobinHood3000]

Oh, wasn't it? Ask her!

[Nightshade]

My Heros :brow:
:lol:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/059.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/059.gif

[Stanislaw]

My Heros :brow:
:lol:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/059.gif
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/059.gif

and prisoner! :D

[RJbibliophil]

Ok, so whose ship are you on Night? Friend or foe?

[RobinHood3000]

Why make her choose? We can just play catch with her by tossing her back and forth...

[RJbibliophil]

Well, sometimes it's nice to know who's on your side, even though they are sometimes enemies anyway.

[Scheherazade]

Why make her choose? We can just play catch with her by tossing her back and forth...Tossing her back and forth?? That is too undignified for the Lady of Smilies!

*smiles charmingly at Night*

Night, dear, you have to choose a side. You are either with us Amazoners or against us (and dead meat next time we catch you! :angel: )

[Nightshade]

Oh dear dear me.....choices ....choices hummm well theres an easy test .....who has the cheesecake??
:lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Isn't Kaltrina due to show up aboard the Dastardly? And isn't she the chef around here?

[Riesa]

Kaltrina is MIA, and I've got snickerdoodles horded from our last bent in Vienna, Night, I'll let you have all of them, but you have to foreswear your "heros" :rolleyes: just 'cuz Robin's got a MAGIC bow and arrow, doesn't mean that their ship is better than ours.

We need us a magic weapon....?

[RobinHood3000]

Aww, c'mon, you wouldn't abandon your ickle Rubber Duckie, would you, Night? :bawling:

[papayahed]

Wow, night you sure do have a difficult choice to make. Perhaps you should make a list of the good point of each ship

Amazons: Clean, smeels good, we're heading to the spa, we have cookies

Dastardly's: .........um.......um........

[Riesa]

They do have Robin's Magic Bow, can we acquire it? Or can we have a run in with a Mermaid that is mad at Capn Stan, because he ran off on their wedding night? (does he really have a history of that?) Maybe this little angry mermaid has a magic trident that she's willing to give us, for a favor....ummm....say if we deliver one of the pirates to her for an evening of ... entertainment?

[papayahed]

If one of us can steal the magic bow - I'm sure we could....we could use our feminie wiles....

[Riesa]

These pirates on the dastardly, do they succumb to feminine wiles? I tried winking at one of them once, but they just hurled rotten vegetables in my direction.

[papayahed]

Maybe thye thought you were mocking them since most wear eye patches?

[Riesa]

Maybe thye thought you were mocking them since most wear eye patches?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jay]

:D

Night, I don't know about you, but I'm about to get personal with this beauty here :p

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/cheesecake.jpg

[Riesa]

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/v/i/vickie/mermaid.jpg

Here is the mermaid and her magic trident.

[RobinHood3000]

Is that so? Looks like your magic trident is a bust (as is your mermaid :brow: ).

All hail the magic archer!

[Riesa]

All hail the magic archer! Hail coconuts on his head! :p

[RobinHood3000]

Ooh, target practice! :cool:

http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/sportlich/p047.gif

[Stanislaw]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA none shall trick the dasterdly stans with feminine charms...ooooh I think one o them winked at me......where was I.... :D

[Virgil]

All I can say, I've decided to quit the Dastardly *very disappointed with men on this ship* I prefer Scher's leadership. Plus I want get my dog back. *sneaks away, dives into water, and swims to Amazon* "Captain Scher, Captain Scher, Virgil joining our band of merry sailors."

[RobinHood3000]

Oy!! Why the sudden treason, Virgil?

[Virgil]

Needed a change. I had not been around. I figured we should shake things up.

[RobinHood3000]

You couldn't've just thrown a dance party like a normal pirate? We'd even have helped you plan it!

[Stanislaw]

Needed a change. I had not been around. I figured we should shake things up.


WHY YE LITTLE *censored by the lit net censore group for happy language* *45 minutes later* AN' ANOTHER THING YE *Lit net censore group* DAGNABIT!

GAR THAT BE ME TWO BITS!




:D heh, no hard feelings...traitorous rebel scum! *...* gar, okay I be done! :D

[Stanislaw]

You couldn't've just thrown a dance party like a normal pirate? We'd even have helped you plan it!

er...we not be associatin with such scoundrals as ship jumpin *lit forums censor group* !

Gar to arms mates...er...Robin! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Er...I think what Stan meant to say was, "We're very sorry you feel that way, but there's no hard feelings whatsoever."

Either that, or something along the lines of "GOSH :mad: DARNIT FRAGGALACKIN MASSA :rage: KRATCHITS MENGA FRACKEN :mad: DAGALACKIN KRAMMINOKIN FRIGG!! :rage: "

[Riesa]

Methinks we have a tiny treat for our angry mermaid. YAY, virgil. hop on in, she's really friendly....*laughing crazily* or muhaha. Enjoy!

*Grabs magic trident and sends electric bolts at the Dastardly!*

[Nightshade]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesecake sorry boys the only way your getting me is if you have better cheesecake than Jay....err but the water's alll smelly ummmm Can someone com and take me across??? :D *bats eyelashes* pleeeeeeeeese
BTW where is Kaltrina I Havent seen her since I turned up in March?

[Virgil]

WHY YE LITTLE *censored by the lit net censore group for happy language* *45 minutes later* AN' ANOTHER THING YE *Lit net censore group* DAGNABIT!

GAR THAT BE ME TWO BITS!




:D heh, no hard feelings...traitorous rebel scum! *...* gar, okay I be done! :D
One last word to my former Captain:
http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/traurig/g025.gif


Now I'm ready for battle.
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/sportlich/a010.gif

[RobinHood3000]

~fires a Tazer Arrow at Riesa's magic trident~

[Virgil]

Arrows? Hahahaha. The Amazon is a fully modern warship. Take this Robin.

http://www.smilies.smileyville.net/smilies/1066.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Fine--you want a fully modern warship? SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

http://www.lucasarts.com/products/jedistarfighter/images/wallpaper/jedistarfighter_front_800_600.jpg

[Stanislaw]

Har Har Har Har Har 'say hello to my little friend' :D

gar, I be thinkin we shall 'ave o the mightest around!

[RobinHood3000]

Being a part-time Jedi has its own fair share of connections.

[Stanislaw]

har, har, indeed! vell, ye have the ship, an I have the hadoken, how can we not win! :D

[Virgil]

Oh yeah? Well wait until we fire a few shots of these at you.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Grand_Turk(28).jpg/250px-Grand_Turk(28).jpg

[Nightshade]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk Virgil Im still on this boat no firing !!!
Oh no Im going to ened up in the dirty water again arent I? :bawling: and I just got dry :bawling:

[Virgil]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk Virgil Im still on this boat no firing !!!
Oh no Im going to ened up in the dirty water again arent I? :bawling: and I just got dry :bawling:
Oh, I won't fire yet until my Captain gives the order. Where is Scher lately, BTW?

[Nightshade]

what day of the week is it?? Anyway its school hols so she could be busy :nod:

Ok Ive made up my mind....for the moment Im a dasterdly becasue they are the underdog and Im sure Robin ill let me try a few more spells I mean look how well the last one worked out now you can shapeshift of course your also unstable and likly to implode but you dont know thats so theres no real harm done now was there?
and ion that note
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-092.gif
hahahah
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-105.gif
no dont kill the other smilies :rolleyes:
I think they might need more trainin

[Virgil]

what day of the week is it?? Anyway its school hols so she could be busy :nod:
It's Saturday, at least in my part of the world.

[Nightshade]

errr right so it is no idea then http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/533.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Of course, I wasn't all that stable beforehand...hehe...heeheehee...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lemme make a couple of phone calls, and I'll have this baby pointed in your direction.

http://www.thestarwarsgalaxy.com/deathstar.jpg


Now THAT'S a big gun.

[Stanislaw]

HOLY @#@#% THAT IS MORE THAN JUST A BIG GUN!!!! THAT IS A BFG! MIND WE WANT TO LIVE THROUGH THIS TOO....ER AND THE PLANET MITE ENJOY LIVIN ASWELL.


:D och, what the 'ell, fire when ready!

[Nightshade]

big friendly giant???:confused:
(and yet again ive probably made an idiot of myself:rolleyes:...)

[Scheherazade]

All I can say, I've decided to quit the Dastardly *very disappointed with men on this ship* I prefer Scher's leadership. Plus I want get my dog back. *sneaks away, dives into water, and swims to Amazon* "Captain Scher, Captain Scher, Virgil joining our band of merry sailors."Aaahhh! Another one sees the light! :D

Welcome aboard, Virgil! I am glad you have decided to join us, however, as you might appreciate, we will have to ask you to prove your loyalty.

And for that... we expect you to bring Captain Stan to us, ready for his wedding (which means he should be bathed and cleaned)!

:D

[papayahed]

Aaahhh! Another one sees the light! :D

Welcome aboard, Virgil! I am glad you have decided to join us, however, as you might appreciate, we will have to ask you to prove your loyalty.

And for that... we expect you to bring Captain Stan to us, ready for his wedding (which means he should be bathed and cleaned)!

:D

oh? Who's Captain Stan marrying??

[Virgil]

Welcome aboard, Virgil! I am glad you have decided to join us, however, as you might appreciate, we will have to ask you to prove your loyalty.
:D
Well didn't I single handily protect the ship this weekend while everyone seemed to be away. :angel: I almost put a cannon ball into their ship (check the Dastardly thread) but I screwed up. :blush:

[Scheherazade]

oh? Who's Captain Stan marrying??*whispers 'You, of course!'

Don't tell me you have changed your mind!!!

:D
Well didn't I single handily protect the ship this weekend while everyone seemed to be away.That speaks volumes for your dedication but we still want you to bring Stan here for the wedding! (right, Papaya?)

[Nightshade]

Oh no! and I even found you a pirate zombie dresss tooo ( only dont ask for it becasue its somwhere n tha yucky water )

[simon]

Is this a closed pet wedding, or can I bring my talking parrot? He could feed you your lines, just repeat after him, "I do".

[papayahed]

Oh no! and I even found you a pirate zombie dresss tooo ( only dont ask for it becasue its somwhere n tha yucky water )

Zombie dress??????? How can I refuse a Zombie dress!!!!!!!!!!




Is this a closed pet wedding, or can I bring my talking parrot? He could feed you your lines, just repeat after him, "I do".

Pet wedding are you calling the great and dastardly Capt'n Stan a pet?

[Nightshade]

ohh look maybe the weddings not off after all :D

[Stanislaw]

:D Ai, I be the great and dasterdly captn o the dasterdly stans! I be nay a pet as a dog be a bird! :D

[Nightshade]

well ever seen 102 dalmations ??:lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Why didn't Kaltrina stop by??

[Nightshade]

I dont know shes been gone ages I think this warrants an email dont you?? If I cn find her addy that is mind you she only had internet access at work so maybe shes been busy??.

[RobinHood3000]

Well, I saw a couple of her posts around the boards lately, I assumed she had at least a small bit of free time.

[Nightshade]

really where when??
hummmmmmmmmmm

[Stanislaw]

gar, somes o been a gone dost make somes absence, return much a fonder ordeal! :D that be some high pirate philosophy!

[papayahed]

gar, somes o been a gone dost make somes absence, return much a fonder ordeal! :D that be some high pirate philosophy!

I knew you missed me sweetie!! :D :lol:

[Stanislaw]

I knew you missed me sweetie!! :D :lol:
gar, o so as it is true! :D

[Riesa]

(sorry, little slow on the responding)


~fires a Tazer Arrow at Riesa's magic trident~

but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. :lol: (just watched Wrath of Kahn)

*Points trident, says spell to turn the Magic Bow to marshmallow, and fires.*

[RobinHood3000]

~spears a chocolate bar on an arrow and returns fire, meeting the spell with the arrow in mid-air~

Who's got graham crackers???

[RJbibliophil]

graham crackers courtesy of Srb, perchance?

[Stanislaw]

oh yeah SWRB would never not bring graham crackers for a smore! o lets be snackin! :D

[Virgil]

but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. :lol: (just watched Wrath of Kahn)

*Points trident, says spell to turn the Magic Bow to marshmallow, and fires.*
Hey Riesa. I'm with the Amazon now. Can I get Brandi back? Here, Brandi, here Brandi.

[RJbibliophil]

you probably should leave on your mission soon, after a short and far from peaceful due to unconsiderate pirates, rest aboard the Amazon Queen. Hey does anyone know where we are headed!

[Riesa]

Hey Riesa. I'm with the Amazon now. Can I get Brandi back? Here, Brandi, here Brandi.
Of course, dear pirate. She's all yours, *whistles* Brandi runs to ME and sits looking at me. "go on, go to your old master." Brandi sits looking deeply into my eyes, and begins to whine. "go, I says!" whining, and slinking off with the proverbial tail betwixt her legs, she returns to her previous master. :p

Oh, and for you who are wondering about virgil's abscondation?(is that a word?) It was the mesmerizing scent of honeysuckle arising from the Mermaid's....hair, that drew him, he had not a will of his own. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.english-country-garden.com/a/i/flowers/honeysuckle-1.jpg

I smell the Honeysuckle!

[RJbibliophil]

that sounds reasonable. I like honeysuckle, especially the red and yellow kinds.

Hey, someone should compile a list of the whole crew aboard the Amazon, and the whole crew aboard the Dasterdly

[Virgil]

Of course, dear pirate. She's all yours, *whistles* Brandi runs to ME and sits looking at me. "go on, go to your old master." Brandi sits looking deeply into my eyes, and begins to whine. "go, I says!" whining, and slinking off with the proverbial tail betwixt her legs, she returns to her previous master. :p

Oh, and for you who are wondering about virgil's abscondation?(is that a word?) It was the mesmerizing scent of honeysuckle arising from the Mermaid's....hair, that drew him, he had not a will of his own. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I smell the Honeysuckle!
:eek2: Keep Brandi. I think I'll just crawl back under this rock. In fact, I feel so low I think I'll slither in.


http://utahpictures.com/images/BalRock/smBALrock7.jpg

Oh my God. :lol:

[RJbibliophil]

Cheer up Virgil, I'm sure Brandi will come around if you're nice. If not, you still have our support

[Virgil]

Cheer up Virgil, I'm sure Brandi will come around if you're nice. If not, you still have our support
Thanks. Just no honeysuckle, please.

[Jay]

Hey, someone should compile a list of the whole crew aboard the Amazon, and the whole crew aboard the DasterdlyWhat about every pirate states their home team in their siggy?

[Nightshade]

Uhuh that sounds suspiosly like comitting to one side to me
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/s020.gif

[papayahed]

Uhuh that sounds suspiosly like comitting to one side to me
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/s020.gif

I agree, aren't we getting a little too personal..... :D

[RJbibliophil]

Why not? :???:

[Jay]

Uhuh that sounds suspiosly like comitting to one side to me
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/s020.gif
That's kinda the idea... ;)

[papayahed]

Couldn't we just come up with a cheer?

[Jay]

'Twas just a suggestion, yours is as good as any :p. Though a nice (anti-Dasterdly) cheer would be nice, too :p :angel:

[Virgil]

Frankly I'm confused :confused: as to who is on who's ship. Perhaps we should just take a snap shot of the current moment as to the different parties. It doesn't mean we cxan't be traitors (like me! ;) ) in the future.

[Nightshade]

hummm I think I like virgils idea as long as there is a category for suspisios and untrustworthy wishy washy charcters (me!):D

[papayahed]

Wouldn't we all fit in that category??

[RJbibliophil]

well, the reason I suggested it was because it is kind of blury as to which ship everyone is in. it seems to me as though you can't be on both ships at the same time. you can be 1. on land 2. in the water 3. aboard the Amazon 4. aboard the dasterdly or 5. aboard another ship. Of course, locations can and always will change. what about a poll?

What about bringing the picnic aboard ship?

[papayahed]

What about bringing the picnic aboard ship?


Now that would be lovely - a nice tour around the bay.



As long as those dastardly's can behave themselves!!!

[Riesa]

a three hour tour?

[papayahed]

Well it is starting from this tropic port....

[RJbibliophil]

did we all abandon this ship for the princess or what?

[Nightshade]

pull them along side each oher and tie them together.

[RJbibliophil]

great idea. wait, won't that put us in graver danger from the dasterdlys?

[Riesa]

pull them along side each oher and tie them together.
That is a great idea, pull all of the crew of the former Dastardly along side each other and tie them together, heave ho!

[Virgil]

Oh, can we have a firing squad? :D

[Riesa]

:eek: Well, that's a little bit harsh, I was thinking of making them all hold hands and sing The Yellow Rose of Texas while tap-dancing on banana peels.

[RobinHood3000]

What a tragic waste of bananas :banana:.

[Riesa]

Whaddya mean? Ye ain't gonna dance on the bananas, just the peels.

[RobinHood3000]

But where are the banana peels :banana: going to come from?

From :banana: to :eek:.

[Virgil]

Ok, can we make all the men wear pink? :lol:

[Riesa]

Robin, the banana peels are going to come from bananas which we peel, eat and then throw the peels under you and your pink-outfitted men, (and a couple female stragglers) What say you, Virg, what shall the female stragglers wear?

[RobinHood3000]

See? Poor bananas...:bawling:...

[Virgil]

Robin, the banana peels are going to come from bananas which we peel, eat and then throw the peels under you and your pink-outfitted men, (and a couple female stragglers) What say you, Virg, what shall the female stragglers wear?
Could they be nude? :brow:

No, I'm kidding. How about just shaving their heads?

[Riesa]

What? I'm confuzzled. Are you sorry for the bananas 'cuz we the crew of the Princess and the Amazon are eating them? ohhhh, I think I get it now, whew, sorry.
:eek: Well, I'm all feminine brawn and no brains, but mayhap all the bananas will add some much needed nourishment for my brain cells. :p

[RobinHood3000]

ARRGH!! Virgil!! You lay one iota of one finger of one hand on any of the women from the Dastardly, and I swear I'll blast the Amazon Queen into smithereens!!!

[woeful painter]

Two great ships...Now I'm really confused where should I be...? I'm a potato peeler at Dastardly...will I have better work on the Amazon...? Hmmmm......

[RobinHood3000]

Woeful! Come on!! You've got to help me protect Elizabeth!! Oh, and the Dastardly, too!

[ElizabethSewall]

Oooh... So much caring for me... :blush:

[Nightshade]

Thats right have them all fight over the people and forget the ships
:brow:

[Jay]

Wonder if Robin is still swaying with Elizabeth in his arms... for the heck of it :p... not sick yet? :p

[ElizabethSewall]

Naaah, I have the weight of a feather! :p

[Jay]

Goody, will take longer to fall into the sea once I cut the rope... yep, there ya go, fly away, featherly Elizabeth... hope Robin will catch ya :p

[ElizabethSewall]

Milooooooooooooooooooooord!!!!!!! :cold: :bawling: :cold:

[Jay]

M'Lord doesn't seem to be present... hope you can swim :D

[AimusSage]

Hmm... It seems everyone has lost track of me.

*Aimus, disguised by the orange paint, swims towards the Queen, and boards her, leaving behind only a trail of orange.*

Now that is a nice drill. *Starts to drill several holes in the Queens hull*

[Nightshade]

Aimus..... Come back over to the Princess or the smilies will force you to come...

[Virgil]

Hmm... It seems everyone has lost track of me.

*Aimus, disguised by the orange paint, swims towards the Queen, and boards her, leaving behind only a trail of orange.*

Now that is a nice drill. *Starts to drill several holes in the Queens hull*
I bet Eva hasn't lost track of you. :p

[AimusSage]

I bet Eva hasn't lost track of you. :p

How thoughtful of you to mention that! Time for the the big rescue attempt

*Get's on deck of the now slowly sinking Queen, and swings back to the Dastardly*

Smilies!?!? What happened here, where is Eva? :confused:

Night, what are you doing?

[Riesa]

ah ha! *aims trident at the holes put in the hull by the aimiable navy village person, who is so busy girl talking he doesn't notice as I first send fixit bolts to fix the holes,
and then send a couple of 'wobbly-bone' bolts at Aimus..*

[Scheherazade]

Thanks Riesa! :thumbs_up

*catches Aimus and hang him from the sails, who dangles like a puppet with his wobbly bones.

:D

[AimusSage]

Fortunately I have my Miniature Giant pocketknife!

*Cuts rope he is hanging from, using the sail to glide down to the deck, where he manages to use the remaining rope to tie up sher to the main mast.*

Ha, that'll show you and I know you don't have a pocket knife! :p

And now, Back to the dastardly!

*Swings without being caught, safely landing on the deck of the dastardly.*

[Scheherazade]

*gnaws the ropes quickly and sets herself free*

*takes out her pea shooter and aims at Aimus' neck. The pea makes him pass out hitting the right spot.

[Jay]

*Stalks after Aimus on the Princess, ties him up, hangs him upside down, shakes everything out of his pockets and leaves him dangling from the sail*

[AimusSage]

Not again, and they took my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife too. :goof:

But what's this?? Haha! You failed to check for chip implants, the martians gave me one for when I needed to reach them! I didn't want to do it, but you left me no choice!

*Calls Martians* Say, I need a little hand here. - What's that, food? Yeah, I'm sure there is something lying around. - A whale?? Well we are at sea, you can look for one if you like. - Sure thing, see you in a few.

*Whistles the Imperial March*

[RJbibliophil]

throws a softball at aimus, knocking chip out of hand, landing it in the sea. martians loose contact with aimus, and decide to go whale hunting on a different planet

[AimusSage]

It's an implant! :confused:

[Jay]

In your arm? Maybe she meant she'd knock your arm off? :p

[AimusSage]

No it's not in my arm, it's in my uhmm... Well, I rather not say.

[Jay]

Brain? :p Afraid of being beheaded? :p

[AimusSage]

Now why would you do that? it's hard enough hanging here with one arm you know. Speaking of which, shouldn't someone stop the bleeding?

[Jay]

Why? Don't you like sharing? Although it's kinda messing the deck... you better stop that or you end up swabbing it.

[AimusSage]

Sure, cut me loose and give me a bucket. I'll gladly clean the mess up.

[Jay]

I suppose we could do with some deck swabbing, you Dasterdlies didn't clean the Princess much. BUT *cuffs your ankle and chains you to the mast* No tricks, dasterdly, or you're back up!

[AimusSage]

*Starts Swabbing the deck*

Ah, what's this, my giant miniature pocketknife? Such good fortune. :D

*Uses pocket knife to cut chains*

AHA! whose free now, I may have but one arm, but that arm can still swing a Giant Miniature Pocket Knife! :D

[Jay]

Whoops, all slippery Giant Miniature Pocket Knife! Careful so it doesn't slip out of your hand!

Just in case it doesn't ;), *gets a lasso ready*

[AimusSage]

*Swings pocket knife, cleanly cutting through the mast, which falls on Jay's head, knocking her out.*

Now that's how you do it! :p

[Jay]

Mast? With a pocket knife? Who you kidding here? :p

[AimusSage]

Hey, it a Miniature Giant Pocket Knife, made on Mars! It's has a 5 foot long blade if unfolded!

[Jay]

You'd trip over that blade! Why? There's this loss of blood, hanging upside down for quite some time, can't grab onto anything for purchase because... oh, right, no free arm!... btw, I wonder how you unfolded it ;) *evil grin*

[AimusSage]

Yeah, let me demonstrate. First I'll fold it

*Folds pocketknife, it is now no more then 3 inches long*

See, now I press this her button with my thumb, and out pops the knife.

*Pushes button, the knife pops out and cuts the mizzen mast in the process, knocking Jay out for a second time*

You better not wake up again so soon, because the queen is running out of masts! :p

[Jay]

I'm too slow to get I've been knocked out ;)

So you just push a button and the blade pops out? That's neat... can you do it again? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/05.gif

[AimusSage]

I'm not falling for that! Better stay there caught under the mizzen mast. :D

[Jay]

Ah well *lassos Aimus* Ya going somewhere? :p

[AimusSage]

Not really, I was just about to pick up my other arm. :p *cuts lasso with pocket knife*

[Jay]

You seem to be an octopus :p.

*watches you trip over the bucket you left in the middle of the deck* Careful! Geez, those Dasterdlies *shakes head* :p

[ElizabethSewall]

I suppose I am still drowning... *sigh*
Milord is not here yet. :(

What have you done to Eva btw?

[AimusSage]

*Grumble* Who left that bucket there? Oh wait, that was me.

*Throws bucket in the sea* Hey Liz, grab hold of the bucket, I'd love to save you, but I got to find out where Eva is! :nod:

*Runs of in search of Eva.*

[ElizabethSewall]

Thanks Aimus!

~grabs the bucket, her wings completely soaked...~

Last time I saw her Eva was weeping because she couldn't find you. :p If that helps... ;)

[AimusSage]

Oh no, she's weeping???? :eek: I can't find her either! Better turn these two ships inside out so I can find her!

*Runs of to the Dastardly and start to search for Eva*

[ElizabethSewall]

Aye, she was, poor dear...

But she also spoke about sleeping 'till you're back...

[Jay]

I think I left her in the lifeboat if that helps... uhm... someone drilled a few holes into it though :angel: You better hurry! Good thing that deserted island is SO close ;)

[AimusSage]

You did WHAT!?! How dare you! :mad: ;) *Jumps into the water and swims for the last known location of the lifeboat*

Eva, where are you? Do you hear me?

[RobinHood3000]

YEE-HOO!!!

~Having called in the cavalry, Robin and the Millennium Falcon swoop in and scoop Elizabeth out of the sea~

Sorry I'm late, milady...traffic was terrible ;)...

[ElizabethSewall]

Heehee... Aimus and Eva will meet on the deserted island... *eyebrows*

Aaaaaaaah... Feels better... :)

[RobinHood3000]

Should we point out where on the beach they can get the best sun? ;)

[ElizabethSewall]

Heehee... they could use it, indeed... ;)

[AimusSage]

*Starts swimming to the Island where Eva was seen*

[smilingtearz]

~swims(forgets that she has wings) and reaches the Island... still weeping"where are my friends... where's Aimus:(?"~

My wings oh my poor wet wings... Let them dry off a bit and i'll fly and search for him... umm... them..

[woeful painter]

Okay, decision made...since Eva is a dastardly so would I be! :D
Yeah and har! har! har! Anybody loosing a dog here...?
Hmmm..Aimus is reaching Eva for an island vacation err.....what I mean is, for rescue...I hope everything's going well. Hey when you both meet up, don't worry too much to come back so soon, we can handle the Amazon just fine! Take a break there awhile ;) :brow:

[smilingtearz]

:p :p :p..................

[AimusSage]

*Still Swimming, but barely making any progress*
Pfew, Why am I not getting closer? *Doesn't notice the rope between the Queen's bowsprit and his ankle.*

[ElizabethSewall]

Methinks Eva is waiting for you on the deserted island. :)

[Pensive]

Hoooooooooooooooooo

I am here to protect Amazon Queen! How dare you put a finger against it?

*head off to find her special silver sword*

[AimusSage]

Oh the deserted Island, why didn't you say so! :)

*Swims so fast he pulls the Queen along for a few hundred meters before the rope snaps*

Yay! there's the island! :D

[ElizabethSewall]

Sorry Eva, but this is too much to handle... ~giggles badly...~

[Pensive]

*shoots Aimus*

[RobinHood3000]

~shoots Pensive, and fires an arrow to intercept the projectile~

He's having a moment, leave him alone!!

[Pensive]

Help Me!!! Oh where is my special dear silver sword???

*searching for her sword with broken arm*

[smilingtearz]

~still coughing... the water.. salty... oh feel like falling down and sleeping~
~ Thinking Will Aimus ever get here~.. not knowing that he's already almost here :D

[AimusSage]

YAY I see her, *Swims the last few meters and crawls up the beach*

Eva, so glad I found you! I was worried. Are you okay? :)

[smilingtearz]

Oh! i'm so glad to see you!!
beams with joy....
I won't say anything more... people here are good at eavesdropping :p

[AimusSage]

Aye, we better seclude ourselves at the beach :)

[smilingtearz]

hmmm..
~chooses to speak no more~ :D

[RobinHood3000]

Aren't they cute together, Elizabeth?

[woeful painter]

Island get-away Har Har Har! :brow:

[Nightshade]

*crying* Aimus chose eva ver mee:bawling:
oh well ths show must go on aand The smilie empire still needs a navy to fight off the penguins

Ahhhhhhhh **sees the martians eating some of the smilies**....You leave them alone you BIG bullies ....

[woeful painter]

There now...are you in need of rescuing too?

well well, Aimus is getting popular :brow:

[Nightshade]

Well yes I think I might be needing help The martians are eating my smilies!!!

[ElizabethSewall]

Aren't they cute together, Elizabeth?Ooh, absolutely, M'lord! :nod:
I hope they're having a great time on the island... :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

Oh, I'm sure they are :blush:...I hope they don't lose track of time, though. We ARE in the middle of a battle here, after all.

[ElizabethSewall]

I'm afraid they're quite busy at the time... ;)
Plus, they have a dance scheduled as well.

[Nightshade]

Is it just me or are we having a downpour of mush recently?? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/liebe/h010.gif
of course it means your all distracted which is Ace!

[woeful painter]

Well, there's one who's not! And it's me! Snoopy the magnificent! Har! Okay my snoopy legionaires, time to dine on smilies! HAR HAR!

~the mob of snoopies start to eat Night's smilies~ HAR HAR!

Where are the martians, they're supposed to help me...? :confused:

[smilingtearz]

*giggles*....................

[Nightshade]

Ahhhhhhhhhh you awful boy oh my poor smilies
right you asked for it http://www.websmileys.com/sm/trans/fahr39.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/trans/fahr39.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/trans/fahr39.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/trans/fahr39.gif

[smilingtearz]

the clouds come and tell eva what the smilies have been upto
I command the rain... those machines.... won't work, they rust
Now back to my vacation...

[Nightshade]

But eva would you let the smilies be killed??:eek2:
Id never have thought it of you never

[smilingtearz]

ohhh!... the rain won't kill the smilies... only the machines... i wouldn't harm the smilies! :p
hey! i'm one of the dasterdlies don't forget.... I won't let the legion of snoopies be destroyed...

[RJbibliophil]

Liz and robin you could go honeymooning too, just like stan and his maiden and eva and aimus! :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Haha, no, thank you. Liz and I are just friends, and we've got a battle to fight!!

Nice try :p.

[smilingtearz]

oh really...:p
actually you could go off on a vacation too, once we're back :D

[RJbibliophil]

well, we'll still be here when you return

[ElizabethSewall]

Can M'lord be kind enough to let me rest on the island? I don't feel like fighting today but I'm sure he is powerful enough to save the ship anyway...

[RobinHood3000]

If you wish. I'll do my best to hold the front while you relax.



That sounded so wrong. Ahem...go ahead, milady, I'll stay here!

[ElizabethSewall]

Thanks, I'll cheer you up from there! GO, M'LORD, GOOO!! :p

[RJbibliophil]

You take your time Liz, we wouldn't want you to be hurt when I dump hot oil on Robin.*smiles sweetly*
*dumps hot oil on Robins head without him noticing from my perch in the crows nest.*

[RobinHood3000]

Great...me covered in hot oil, and my masseuse off on an island getaway...~grumble grumble~

~opens an umbrella~

[smilingtearz]

If you wish. I'll do my best to hold the front while you relax.


:lol: :lol:... sorry i'm giggling again!!

[RobinHood3000]

Oh, for pete's sake...grow up, all of you...:mad:...

[Nightshade]

Oh, for pete's sake...grow up, all of you...:mad:...
You know robin that might just be the problem

:rolleyes:

[smilingtearz]

you hate it when i giggle?? :(

[Nightshade]

No eva dear I think hes had enough of the mush ....
right??


Lieing down on the deck resting ( but dont worry all the smilies have disspaered so the snoopies fcann destroy them)

[RobinHood3000]

No, I don't mind you giggling...but come now, must you giggle at every innuendo I write?

...why do I ask questions I already know the answers to?

:p

[smilingtearz]

:lol:

this is so giggly!!

[Nightshade]

Robin if you dont like it dont write avoid the innuendos

[smilingtearz]

exactly................
no actually i enjoy the innuendos... alright i won't tell you that i'm giggling next time i do so..

*giggles*
oops!

[Nightshade]

you know on ecure to giggles?? hanging upside down:nod: :lol:

[smilingtearz]

jee... i know another cure too...

[AimusSage]

Really now? I know a cure as well, I wonder... :lol:

[Nightshade]

Drags herself up off the deck ok rest over now I need to figure out a way to save the smilies and put into action plan b of putting together an anti-penguin fleetfor the smilie empire.

[RJbibliophil]

*Heats oil up to boiling temperatures* *throws large rock on robin causing his umbrella to break. Robin falls over and drops umbrella into sea.**pours scalding oil on robin* Is that a more cozy temperature sir? *smiles sweetly*

[RobinHood3000]

~fires an Ice Arrow up to the crow's next, freezing RJ's feet to the planks~

Yes, thanks. ~scowls~

[RJbibliophil]

Now, it's time for the boiling tar, and then maybe some feathers. *Pours warmed tar on robin, coating him and his weapons, then follows it with a good load of feathers.* You are most welcome sir! Bawk Bawk! :brow:

[RobinHood3000]

~shifts into Rubber Ducky form, so the tar flows right off. Shifting back, Robin fires a Flame Arrow through the mass of feathers still drifting down. Nothing but ash makes it to the deck.~

[RJbibliophil]

*pours one drop of invincible magic potion on Robin, utters magic word, and robins bow and quiver fly out of his hand and plunge to the depths of the sea, where the sea maiden is waiting for them* :goof:

[RobinHood3000]

~Robin hits the big, red anti-God Modding button, and time reverts to right after RJ dropped the potion. Robin shifts back to Rubber Ducky form, so instead of his bow and quiver flying into the ocean, Robin himself is sent overboard. He starts squeaking for reinforcements...~

[Stanislaw]

arrrg, I be here...be ye still fightin...since me ship be gone, I takes it I be a ghost now? :D

[RobinHood3000]

Nonsense -- we can still reclaim it, if we can sway a Mod to our side!!

[Stanislaw]

Nonsense -- we can still reclaim it, if we can sway a Mod to our side!!

oh mate...I thinks all the mods be sherhezerades! maybes we can be findin ol somes on 'ho has a pint o compassion for a sea dog in thar hearts.

[RJbibliophil]

Of course you are not swaying any mods! You've joined Pen in Davy Crocker's locket! *Gives Robin good whack with broom as he flies overboard into the sea.*

[Stanislaw]

Har har har har har...lets claim o thison! :D

[RJbibliophil]

Well, did you enjoy your honeymoon?

[papayahed]

Well, did you enjoy your honeymoon?


Yeah, did you???????????? :p

[Stanislaw]

Yeah, did you???????????? :p

who did what? :D

[Pendragon]

Of course you are not swaying any mods! You've joined Pen in Davy Crocker's locket! *Gives Robin good whack with broom as he flies overboard into the sea.*
Davey Who's Locker? Dear Piglet, the dead of the sea are in Davey Jones' Locker. Davey Crockett, whom I think you meant, died fighting at the Alamo, on dry land. ;) :D :nod:

[RobinHood3000]

Of course you are not swaying any mods! You've joined Pen in Davy Crocker's locket! *Gives Robin good whack with broom as he flies overboard into the sea.*It's good to be a Rubber Duckie. :D

[RJbibliophil]

Well, we can always be creative. :blush: That was the best I could think of. Anyway, you can still join him. Even though you're a rubber duckie, your feathers can still smart.

According to the news a few weeks ago, Papaya and Stan went on their honeymoon, and apparently they just got back.

[Stanislaw]

Davey Who's Locker? Dear Piglet, the dead of the sea are in Davey Jones' Locker. Davey Crockett, whom I think you meant, died fighting at the Alamo, on dry land. ;) :D :nod:

har har har har har...some joke about land lubbers...har har har har har! :D

har...lets be introducin o little pork o the table o ol jones! :D

[RJbibliophil]

You still haven't commented on your honeymoon.

[RobinHood3000]

My, aren't you the nosy one?

[RJbibliophil]

I'm not the one pointing arrows at everyone. :eek2:

[Stanislaw]

I'm not the one pointing arrows at everyone. :eek2:
:lol: hehehe classic! :D

[RobinHood3000]

I'm not the one pointing arrows at everyone. :eek2:Well, that's not a nose, now is it? Besides, do we REALLY want to know the gory details of Stan's honeymoon?

[RJbibliophil]

You're probably right Robin. They probably bickered the whole time. I was just stating a fact.

[Stanislaw]

:lol: :D :lol: ahhh...so be we takin thison ship? :D

[RJbibliophil]

I see Stan enjoyed his honeymoon. *smirk* where's your ring by the way? Or are you have ear rings instead? the big loopy kind papayas would fit through :lol: What do you have to add papaya?

[Stanislaw]

I see Stan enjoyed his honeymoon. *smirk* where's your ring by the way? Or are you have ear rings instead? the big loopy kind papayas would fit through :lol: What do you have to add papaya?

:D http://www.sjc.edu.hk/~kolf2exric/pics/The%20One%20Ring.jpg

this be a ring? :D

[RJbibliophil]

Is that Papaya's?

[papayahed]

Is that Papaya's?

That filthy pirate got my ring from a bubble gum machine!!! :nod: (he did give me the gum though - that romantic devil!! :p ;) )

[RJbibliophil]

Well that was kind of him.


:lol:

[Scheherazade]

I hereby announce my early retirement!

Papaya will be the new Captain of 'The Amazon Queen'.

Three cheers for Captain Papaya! :banana:

[Pensive]

Congratulations Captain Papaya!

[papayahed]

Aww heck. Well matey's let's take after the dastardly so I can force Stannie to walk the plank.....uh I mean aisle...

[RJbibliophil]

Aye Aye Captain! We be sorry to see you leave Scher, but we are glad to have Papaya for the Captain!

[papayahed]

Thank's for the confidence RJ, Scher won't be leavin' though... I hope....

[RJbibliophil]

Well, she is leaving command.

[Stanislaw]

Aww heck. Well matey's let's take after the dastardly so I can force Stannie to walk the plank.....uh I mean aisle...
does that mean that you will now be a commodore!!!!

:D

[Jay]

In case some of the old Amazons wanted to join for round 2 of 'show the Dasterdlies how to acquire a ship' mission. With cap'n Papaya's consent, there might even be some recruiting of new members shall there (possibly) be enough interest in teaching the Dasterdlies a thing or two ;)

[Madhuri]

I am good in disguise :D I can be like one of the Dasterdly's and work for the Queen....What say?? :D

With your permission O Captain...*Salutes the Amazonian way*