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Chapter XXVI


CHAPTER XXVI

The Story Club Is Formed


Junior Avonlea found it hard to settle down to humdrum existence
again.  To Anne in particular things seemed fearfully flat,
stale, and unprofitable after the goblet of excitement she had
been sipping for weeks.  Could she go back to the former quiet
pleasures of those faraway days before the concert?  At first, as
she told Diana, she did not really think she could.

"I'm positively certain, Diana, that life can never be quite the
same again as it was in those olden days," she said mournfully,
as if referring to a period of at least fifty years back.
"Perhaps after a while I'll get used to it, but I'm afraid
concerts spoil people for everyday life.  I suppose that is why
Marilla disapproves of them.  Marilla is such a sensible woman.
It must be a great deal better to be sensible; but still, I don't
believe I'd really want to be a sensible person, because they are
so unromantic.  Mrs. Lynde says there is no danger of my ever
being one, but you can never tell.  I feel just now that I may
grow up to be sensible yet.  But perhaps that is only because I'm
tired.  I simply couldn't sleep last night for ever so long.  I
just lay awake and imagined the concert over and over again.
That's one splendid thing about such affairs--it's so lovely to
look back to them."

Eventually, however, Avonlea school slipped back into its old
groove and took up its old interests.  To be sure, the concert
left traces.  Ruby Gillis and Emma White, who had quarreled over
a point of precedence in their platform seats, no longer sat at
the same desk, and a promising friendship of three years was
broken up.  Josie Pye and Julia Bell did not "speak" for three
months, because Josie Pye had told Bessie Wright that Julia Bell's
bow when she got up to recite made her think of a chicken jerking
its head, and Bessie told Julia.  None of the Sloanes would have
any dealings with the Bells, because the Bells had declared that
the Sloanes had too much to do in the program, and the Sloanes
had retorted that the Bells were not capable of doing the little
they had to do properly.  Finally, Charlie Sloane fought Moody
Spurgeon MacPherson, because Moody Spurgeon had said that Anne
Shirley put on airs about her recitations, and Moody Spurgeon
was "licked"; consequently Moody Spurgeon's sister, Ella May,
would not "speak" to Anne Shirley all the rest of the winter.
With the exception of these trifling frictions, work in Miss
Stacy's little kingdom went on with regularity and smoothness.

The winter weeks slipped by.  It was an unusually mild winter,
with so little snow that Anne and Diana could go to school nearly
every day by way of the Birch Path.  On Anne's birthday they were
tripping lightly down it, keeping eyes and ears alert amid all
their chatter, for Miss Stacy had told them that they must soon
write a composition on "A Winter's Walk in the Woods," and it
behooved them to be observant.

"Just think, Diana, I'm thirteen years old today," remarked Anne
in an awed voice.  "I can scarcely realize that I'm in my teens.
When I woke this morning it seemed to me that everything must be
different.  You've been thirteen for a month, so I suppose it
doesn't seem such a novelty to you as it does to me.  It makes
life seem so much more interesting.  In two more years I'll be
really grown up.  It's a great comfort to think that I'll be able
to use big words then without being laughed at."

"Ruby Gillis says she means to have a beau as soon as she's fifteen,"
said Diana.

"Ruby Gillis thinks of nothing but beaus," said Anne disdainfully.
"She's actually delighted when anyone writes her name up in a
take-notice for all she pretends to be so mad.  But I'm afraid that
is an uncharitable speech.  Mrs. Allan says we should never make
uncharitable speeches; but they do slip out so often before you
think, don't they?  I simply can't talk about Josie Pye without
making an uncharitable speech, so I never mention her at all.
You may have noticed that.  I'm trying to be as much like
Mrs. Allan as I possibly can, for I think she's perfect.
Mr. Allan thinks so too.  Mrs. Lynde says he just worships
the ground she treads on and she doesn't really think it
right for a minister to set his affections so much on a mortal
being.  But then, Diana, even ministers are human and have their
besetting sins just like everybody else.  I had such an
interesting talk with Mrs. Allan about besetting sins last
Sunday afternoon.  There are just a few things it's proper to
talk about on Sundays and that is one of them.  My besetting sin
is imagining too much and forgetting my duties.  I'm striving
very hard to overcome it and now that I'm really thirteen perhaps
I'll get on better."

"In four more years we'll be able to put our hair up," said Diana.
"Alice Bell is only sixteen and she is wearing hers up, but I think
that's ridiculous.  I shall wait until I'm seventeen."

"If I had Alice Bell's crooked nose," said Anne decidedly,
"I wouldn't--but there!  I won't say what I was going to because
it was extremely uncharitable.  Besides, I was comparing it with
my own nose and that's vanity.  I'm afraid I think too much about
my nose ever since I heard that compliment about it long ago.
It really is a great comfort to me.  Oh, Diana, look, there's a
rabbit.  That's something to remember for our woods composition.
I really think the woods are just as lovely in winter as in
summer.  They're so white and still, as if they were asleep
and dreaming pretty dreams."

"I won't mind writing that composition when its time comes,"
sighed Diana.  "I can manage to write about the woods, but the
one we're to hand in Monday is terrible.  The idea of Miss Stacy
telling us to write a story out of our own heads!"

"Why, it's as easy as wink," said Anne.

"It's easy for you because you have an imagination," retorted
Diana, "but what would you do if you had been born without one?
I suppose you have your composition all done?"

Anne nodded, trying hard not to look virtuously complacent and
failing miserably.

"I wrote it last Monday evening.  It's called `The Jealous Rival;
or In Death Not Divided.'  I read it to Marilla and she said it was
stuff and nonsense.  Then I read it to Matthew and he said it was fine.
That is the kind of critic I like.  It's a sad, sweet story.  I just
cried like a child while I was writing it.  It's about two beautiful
maidens called Cordelia Montmorency and Geraldine Seymour who lived
in the same village and were devotedly attached to each other.
Cordelia was a regal brunette with a coronet of midnight hair and
duskly flashing eyes.  Geraldine was a queenly blonde with hair like
spun gold and velvety purple eyes."

"I never saw anybody with purple eyes," said Diana dubiously.

"Neither did I.  I just imagined them.  I wanted something out of the
common.  Geraldine had an alabaster brow too.  I've found out what an
alabaster brow is.  That is one of the advantages of being thirteen.
You know so much more than you did when you were only twelve."

"Well, what became of Cordelia and Geraldine?" asked Diana,
who was beginning to feel rather interested in their fate.

"They grew in beauty side by side until they were sixteen.  Then
Bertram DeVere came to their native village and fell in love with
the fair Geraldine.  He saved her life when her horse ran away
with her in a carriage, and she fainted in his arms and he
carried her home three miles; because, you understand, the
carriage was all smashed up.  I found it rather hard to imagine
the proposal because I had no experience to go by.  I asked Ruby
Gillis if she knew anything about how men proposed because I
thought she'd likely be an authority on the subject, having so
many sisters married.  Ruby told me she was hid in the hall
pantry when Malcolm Andres proposed to her sister Susan.  She
said Malcolm told Susan that his dad had given him the farm in
his own name and then said, `What do you say, darling pet, if we
get hitched this fall?'  And Susan said, `Yes--no--I don't
know--let me see'--and there they were, engaged as quick as that.
But I didn't think that sort of a proposal was a very romantic one,
so in the end I had to imagine it out as well as I could.  I made
it very flowery and poetical and Bertram went on his knees,
although Ruby Gillis says it isn't done nowadays.  Geraldine
accepted him in a speech a page long.  I can tell you I took a
lot of trouble with that speech.  I rewrote it five times and I
look upon it as my masterpiece.  Bertram gave her a diamond ring
and a ruby necklace and told her they would go to Europe for a
wedding tour, for he was immensely wealthy.  But then, alas,
shadows began to darken over their path.  Cordelia was secretly
in love with Bertram herself and when Geraldine told her about
the engagement she was simply furious, especially when she saw
the necklace and the diamond ring.  All her affection for
Geraldine turned to bitter hate and she vowed that she should
never marry Bertram.  But she pretended to be Geraldine's friend
the same as ever.  One evening they were standing on the bridge
over a rushing turbulent stream and Cordelia, thinking they were
alone, pushed Geraldine over the brink with a wild, mocking, `Ha,
ha, ha.' But Bertram saw it all and he at once plunged into the
current, exclaiming, `I will save thee, my peerless Geraldine.'
But alas, he had forgotten he couldn't swim, and they were both
drowned, clasped in each other's arms.  Their bodies were washed
ashore soon afterwards.  They were buried in the one grave and
their funeral was most imposing, Diana.  It's so much more romantic
to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding.  As for Cordelia,
she went insane with remorse and was shut up in a lunatic asylum.
I thought that was a poetical retribution for her crime."

"How perfectly lovely!" sighed Diana, who belonged to Matthew's
school of critics.  "I don't see how you can make up such
thrilling things out of your own head, Anne.  I wish my
imagination was as good as yours."

"It would be if you'd only cultivate it," said Anne cheeringly.
"I've just thought of a plan, Diana.  Let you and me have a story
club all our own and write stories for practice.  I'll help you
along until you can do them by yourself.  You ought to cultivate
your imagination, you know.  Miss Stacy says so.  Only we must
take the right way.  I told her about the Haunted Wood, but she
said we went the wrong way about it in that."

This was how the story club came into existence.  It was limited
to Diana and Anne at first, but soon it was extended to include
Jane Andrews and Ruby Gillis and one or two others who felt that
their imaginations needed cultivating.  No boys were allowed in
it--although Ruby Gillis opined that their admission would make
it more exciting--and each member had to produce one story a week.

"It's extremely interesting," Anne told Marilla.  "Each girl has
to read her story out loud and then we talk it over.  We are going
to keep them all sacredly and have them to read to our descendants.
We each write under a nom-de-plume.  Mine is Rosamond Montmorency.
All the girls do pretty well.  Ruby Gillis is rather sentimental.
She puts too much lovemaking into her stories and you know too much
is worse than too little.  Jane never puts any because she says
it makes her feel so silly when she had to read it out loud.
Jane's stories are extremely sensible.  Then Diana puts too many
murders into hers.  She says most of the time she doesn't know what
to do with the people so she kills them off to get rid of them.
I mostly always have to tell them what to write about, but that
isn't hard for I've millions of ideas."

"I think this story-writing business is the foolishest yet,"
scoffed Marilla.  "You'll get a pack of nonsense into your
heads and waste time that should be put on your lessons.
Reading stories is bad enough but writing them is worse."

"But we're so careful to put a moral into them all, Marilla,"
explained Anne.  "I insist upon that.  All the good people are
rewarded and all the bad ones are suitably punished.  I'm sure
that must have a wholesome effect.  The moral is the great thing.
Mr. Allan says so.  I read one of my stories to him and Mrs. Allan
and they both agreed that the moral was excellent.  Only they laughed
in the wrong places.  I like it better when people cry.  Jane and Ruby
almost always cry when I come to the pathetic parts.  Diana wrote her
Aunt Josephine about our club and her Aunt Josephine wrote back that
we were to send her some of our stories.  So we copied out four of
our very best and sent them.  Miss Josephine Barry wrote back that
she had never read anything so amusing in her life.  That kind of
puzzled us because the stories were all very pathetic and almost
everybody died.  But I'm glad Miss Barry liked them.  It shows our
club is doing some good in the world.  Mrs. Allan says that ought
to be our object in everything.  I do really try to make it my
object but I forget so often when I'm having fun.  I hope I shall
be a little like Mrs. Allan when I grow up.  Do you think there is
any prospect of it, Marilla?"

"I shouldn't say there was a great deal" was Marilla's
encouraging answer.  "I'm sure Mrs. Allan was never such a
silly, forgetful little girl as you are."

"No; but she wasn't always so good as she is now either," said
Anne seriously.  "She told me so herself--that is, she said she
was a dreadful mischief when she was a girl and was always
getting into scrapes.  I felt so encouraged when I heard that.
Is it very wicked of me, Marilla, to feel encouraged when I hear
that other people have been bad and mischievous?  Mrs. Lynde says
it is.  Mrs. Lynde says she always feels shocked when she hears
of anyone ever having been naughty, no matter how small they were.
Mrs. Lynde says she once heard a minister confess that when he was
a boy he stole a strawberry tart out of his aunt's pantry and she
never had any respect for that minister again.  Now, I wouldn't
have felt that way.  I'd have thought that it was real noble of him
to confess it, and I'd have thought what an encouraging thing it
would be for small boys nowadays who do naughty things and are
sorry for them to know that perhaps they may grow up to be ministers
in spite of it.  That's how I'd feel, Marilla."

"The way I feel at present, Anne," said Marilla, "is that it's
high time you had those dishes washed.  You've taken half an hour
longer than you should with all your chattering.  Learn to work
first and talk afterwards."

Lucy Maud Montgomery