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  1. 09-02-2010, 09:13 AM #1
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    Poem Failure



    Sung to the tune of Spongebob Squarepants (i have this tune in my head since I was diagnosed today with medullary sponge kidneys!)

    Are ya ready Lit-netters?
    Aye aye Delta!
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
    Who lives with urine that is so cloudy?
    Spongeless Kidneys!
    Repetitive stones and UTI's has she.
    Spongeless Kidneys!
    If renal failure be somethin' you wish,
    Spongeless Kidneys!
    She can drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
    Spongeless Kidneys!
    Spongeless Kidneys!
    Spongeless Kidneys!
    Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh
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  2. 09-02-2010, 09:19 AM #2
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    Nobody else I know would have the cheek, the courage and the chutzpah to write about kidney diseases. I don't know the tune (age!), but I can understand the sentiment. I really sympathise with your plight. I didn't know what the conditon was, but was unbelievably relieved to find that whilst it is uncomfortable, it isn't threatening. Long may The Deltoid Kidneys filter!!
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  3. 09-02-2010, 09:21 AM #3
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    lol. kidneys suck, I mean drain - well, kind of...
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  4. 09-02-2010, 09:28 AM #4
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    To get a smile she cannot miss
    We promise not to take the.................
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  5. 09-02-2010, 09:31 AM #5
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    er God could I have a stake in my kidney pie?
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    Call it Snake and Pygmy - doesn't sound so bad, then!
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  7. 09-02-2010, 07:18 PM #7
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    "Spongeless kidneys. spongless kidneys "
    goes to bed singing damn you.
    my right is overly spongey if a balancing transplant would help....

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  8. 09-02-2010, 07:51 PM #8
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    ha ha. a taxpayer offered me his kidney when I released him from a mountain of obligations and debt. might be time to call in his offer....
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  9. 09-03-2010, 06:41 PM #9
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    oh dear Delta, I don't know much about it but hope it'll clear up quickly!

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
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  10. 09-03-2010, 08:26 PM #10
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    its ok. I'm happy. Few more years before I need incontinence pads....he! he!
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