Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[The Atheist]

Boxing Day test!

Nice of all those Aussies to turn up to watch their heroes get blasted off the park.

[prendrelemick]

Did they have a fire drill with an hour still to play.? The stands seemed to empty very quickly.

[soundofmusic]

Guys, I'm sorry I've deserted you; I've been having baking crises and then spiked eggnog adventures...I'll catch up soon...glad someone posted that wonderful poem

I was trying to remember, maybe you will Atheist...who put up that picture of the drunk Santa a few years ago...so cool!

[The Atheist]

Guys, I'm sorry I've deserted you; I've been having baking crises and then spiked eggnog adventures...

Sounds intriguing! We will await details with interest.

Not sure where the Santa came from.

[soundofmusic]

If I'd a Mrs. she'd threaten me with mopping the floor with my furry chin, not gin.

be that as it may

There once was a bloke in Ferntucky,
went to the bar to feel lucky,
twas not to be,
he sits in the tree, not even
feeling plucky.

I thought all of you gents had a Mrs...I had a near miss; but alas, he left

Just a jocky observation, we all know that life can be bad and has a nasty habit of kicking one in the gonads but imagine the scenario. You find out that the Missus is having a fling so you get tooled up to confront the marriage wrecker. You put on your best pair of steel toe caps, polish the old knuckle duster and head for High Noon only to discover the interloper is a decent looking female.

The second mr sounds complained that his second wife took off with another woman; personally, I always thought his second wife looked suspiciouslylike a man...nevertheless, I think you blokes would have turned the whole situation in your favor by suggesting a parting menage a trois

Sorry, can't resist.

M. There was a young dude from Mafaking
FC. Enough of your Lim- rick- ing
M. Who told all the world he could sing
FC. Hold! enough of that din
M. But alas every note
FC. I would not give a groat
M. Was like a young stoat,
FC. For what hies from your throat,
M. Being flung from a fell Berber's sling.
FC. And the rest is silence. -Thank god.

FC. hush now we approach the Bigfoot's lair
(Exuent, persued by a bear)


Scene two. inside a cave. A kilted BF is hoovering around Mrs BF's feet.


Mrs BF. That'll teach you to make hay on forbidden lawns.

Sounds like a winner to me!

Haha! Perfect!
If you only knew how well your latest entry fits in with the madness.
It will all make sense when the play hits the streets.

Great stuff.
Thanks

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I'm glad you've given the rest of litnet the chance to see that we blokes are not just here for merry making and discussion of women, booze and sports...we are artists!

And a Merry Christmas to all!

Parker has tomorrow's dinner prepared already, I understand:

Entree: Smoked salmon on thin-sliced wholegrain toast.

Main, choice of: Fillet steak, roasted whole in a garlic & red wine sauce, with seasonal vegetables or chicken breast, seared and served with tossed fresh salad.

Dessert: a traditional Kiwi pavlova with fresh strawberries.

Bottles of Mumm's in the fridge!

Smashing, I'll be there at 4pm

Merry Christmas all!!

The family has retired upstairs and so I am free to chill down on the net. It's been busy, and the elderly relatives were watching rubbish telly. Never mind. It's still nice to have them round.

Have you seen Gilliat's Play thread. Brilliant.

The Christmas menu sounds fantastic - especially the kiwi pavlova. I might be able to squeeze a portion in. My wife makes a great xmas pudding, which takes up a lot of space, but then...

Great fellow, even likes the relatives...do youthink the wife would make an extra Christmas pudding for us slackers in the states....by the way, does she use rye ale and stout in hers?

Sounds intriguing! We will await details with interest.

Not sure where the Santa came from.

Actually, as I kept putting more rum in the eggnog; it's all a bit fuzzy to me...I do remember I had a good time though...
I thought you would look reallysmashing as Santa; I suggested to Baje you would do a great SAnta with Max as an elf...

[Paulclem]

Great fellow, even likes the relatives...do youthink the wife would make an extra Christmas pudding for us slackers in the states....by the way, does she use rye ale and stout in hers?

I think Mrs P uses rum. We do have an extra too. Very nice it was this year, and We've got some of the big one left.

[prendrelemick]

Is that the one sounds?

[Paulclem]

Stag Night Santa or what!

[prendrelemick]

My Mrs P wouldn't let me use the picture above for this years Christmas Cards.

[OrphanPip]

Actually, as I kept putting more rum in the eggnog; it's all a bit fuzzy to me...I do remember I had a good time though...
I thought you would look reallysmashing as Santa; I suggested to Baje you would do a great SAnta with Max as an elf...

We bought this cheap as dirt white wine that tasted like piss. I mixed it with Dr. Pepper, you couldn't taste the wine at all, it made spending the night with family fairly tolerable.

Stag Night Santa or what!

He must work for the discount stripper agency.

[prendrelemick]

We bought this cheap as dirt white wine that tasted like piss. I mixed it with Dr. Pepper, you couldn't taste the wine at all, it made spending the night with family fairly tolerable.



He must work for the discount stripper agency.

Cheap wine tends to cause extravagant hangovers.

[OrphanPip]

Cheap wine tends to cause extravagant hangovers.

I spent Boxing Day in bed all day, but I'm not sure if I blame the excess food or the excess drinking.

[Satan]

Not sure where the Santa came from.

Santa - the dyslexic me.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Hello all, hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas.
Let me first take this moment to tell you how proud I am of your performance on stage.
The hard work and sleepless hours spent rehearsing paid off!

Haha..I remember that drunk Santa.
By the way, Santa was good to us. He dropped off a few movies including: "Them", "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms", "World Without End", "Satellite in the Sky" and "Earth vs The Flying Saucers"...oh and a new lap top!

Now we must gear up and stock up for New Year's.

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[prendrelemick]

Santa - the dyslexic me.

Get thee behind me Santa!

It doesn't quite work does it.