Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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I'm afraid vision is not the right word.

I'll bet you're adorable...do you have something in your rugby suit?

Come on Paul. You must have a picture somewhere of yourself as a young man about town.

How about you, Brian? Give us a bit of the BAT (Brian About Town)

Gentlemen, all those who have fallen in lust, please form an orderly queue. Quite a revelation, I must say, and a very pleasant one too....

Thank you, Dafydd, you inspired me with your new avatar...all those lovely curls that made the ladies go wild

Followed byid Paul post a picture of himself and I missed it?

You are queuing for Paul, right?

Yes, it would be nice to see some of the folks in their favorite photos... Are we ever going to get a peek at the real Scher?

Wot, no Camel? Or Sobranie (which tasted awful but looked cool!)

Ah Camels...no filter, just a mouthful of soft-packed tobacco. Now the Camel man in the adverts...yum, yum...

[The Atheist]

Did I scare you guys with my new avatar?

Terrified!

I would advise against looking at the video. It is very disturbing. No one really did anything about the incident when it happened, and the images are sickening. But it did happen.

Speechless.

I always thought she was a babe (can I say that in here?)

Coming from a sheep farmer, it may be problematic, but I think you'll squeeze by.

...So when are we going to see a vision of Paul?

(Shhh! You're embarrassing the poor man - that is him in his avatar!)

I used my face as an avatar once. The suicide rate tripled!

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Terrified!



Speechless.

(Shhh! You're embarrassing the poor man - that is him in his avatar!)

I used my face as an avatar once. The suicide rate tripled!

Well, I'm glad you've overcome the fear; I missed you on the forum...by the way; is Jocky back on one of his world tours.
I'm sure all of the fellows would be very pleasant to look at...Paul's got me really curious with his wifes and mother in laws descriptions.
Now you know, Atheist, I always thought you were rather an impressive bloke...cold blue eyes and pure muscle...I'm sure Mrs Atheist would agree.

[prendrelemick]

Its suprising what a Players number six could be traded for behind the bike sheds at our school.

Did anyone actually smoke those Capstan Full Strengh, or were they really for caulking the decks of ships.

As for a photo ..I really think the sheep are the better alternative.

[The Atheist]

Its suprising what a Players number six could be traded for behind the bike sheds at our school.

I went to a boys-only school, dammit!

Did anyone actually smoke those Capstan Full Strengh, or were they really for caulking the decks of ships.

They were actually popular with sailors - my old man and some of his Navy pals used to smoke them.

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Its suprising what a Players number six could be traded for behind the bike sheds at our school.

As for a photo ..I really think the sheep are the better alternative.

You're kidding; are you sure the girls were not just using the trade to get the fellows to start low...I mean...No, that's not what I meant
I meant, did they think they would eventually get a cozy little house and a full time mate in the deal...

Nah, I think you would make a better picture than the sheep; I notice you even have ones backside expsosed

I went to a boys-only school, dammit!

You know, in my day a youngster could go to the beverage store and buy any wine or cigarettes he wanted "for his parents"...

Though, I have the feeling there were plenty of trades offs in single and double gender schools

As for a photo ..I really think the sheep are the better alternative.

I just saw your photos: beautiful country...alert Mrs P; I'm moving in...I don't think I can drive on those slopes; maybe I should by a go-cart

Well

Gilliatt

Hey, Gilliatt, is that handsome bearded war coorespondent you in all those pics on the picture thread...are you holding out on us

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

...Hey, Gilliatt, is that handsome bearded war coorespondent you in all those pics on the picture thread...are you holding out on us

Hehe
No, that isn't me. I look something more like the nerdy prarie dog popping his head out of the tank.

This is as close as you will get for the time being:



I'm reluctant to show more until I am fully convinced that we dodged the Y2K bullet.
Oh, but wait, we now have December 21, 2012 to gear up for. Looks like you will have to wait a couple more years.
Now I'm off to take inventory of my non perishable food cache.
Vienna sausages, deviled ham, spaghetti -o's,...

Gilliatt

[Satan]

I used my face as an avatar once. The suicide rate tripled!

I intend to outdo your enterprising efforts with my own mugshot in place. Wish me luck!

[The Atheist]

I intend to outdo your enterprising efforts with my own mugshot in place. Wish me luck!

Wow.

You, Paul and I could start a blokey Gorgon club!

[Paulclem]

Wow.

You, Paul and I could start a blokey Gorgon club!

That's more like it.

I don't know - you don't log in for a couple of days and suddenly you're in demand.

As for my visage - my wife advised me against shaving off my beard and tache as I "have no chin", as has been noted before.

What with the blotchy red and paleness, i look a bit like a corned beef hash. I keep the beard and tache partly to give my head definition. I wouldn't want anyone to think it was on upside down.

[Emil Miller]

How about you, Brian? Give us a bit of the BAT (Brian About Town)

Here's one taken about a million years ago. As you can see,the town in question is Venice.

[The Atheist]

That's more like it.

I don't know - you don't log in for a couple of days and suddenly you're in demand.

As for my visage - my wife advised me against shaving off my beard and tache as I "have no chin", as has been noted before.

What with the blotchy red and paleness, i look a bit like a corned beef hash. I keep the beard and tache partly to give my head definition. I wouldn't want anyone to think it was on upside down.

Here's one taken about a million years ago. As you can see,the town in question is Venice.

Lovely scenery!



Taking into account the curmudgeonly age of some of our chaps, I'd like to know if any of you share with me the extremely annoying complaint of hyperprostatism - an elarged prostate gland? Medically known as benign prostate hyperplasia.

Thanks to some self-study, I have come to the conclusion that asparagus is an irritant to elarged prostates and I want to try to figure if it's just mine, or if it does affect other blokes as well.

I want to run an informal study, getting blokes with hyperprostatism to eat asparagus and take notes.

If you don't feel like publicising your urinating habits, feel free to do it by PM!

[Paulclem]

Come on Paul. You must have a picture somewhere of yourself as a young man about town.

I don't think I have. Photos were sparse in my past - which is perhaps a good thing as I had a mullet for a good while in the 80s. (Though I never had a permed version).

Taking into account the curmudgeonly age of some of our chaps, I'd like to know if any of you share with me the extremely annoying complaint of hyperprostatism - an elarged prostate gland? Medically known as benign prostate hyperplasia.

Thanks to some self-study, I have come to the conclusion that asparagus is an irritant to elarged prostates and I want to try to figure if it's just mine, or if it does affect other blokes as well.

I want to run an informal study, getting blokes with hyperprostatism to eat asparagus and take notes.

If you don't feel like publicising your urinating habits, feel free to do it by PM!

I'd help if I could, but I don't - or am not aware of - having it. It's a good idea though.

[Emil Miller]

I don't think I have. Photos were sparse in my past - which is perhaps a good thing as I had a mullet for a good while in the 80s. (Though I never had a permed version).

I'm afraid I'm not up on modern day slang. What is a mullet? I have always thought it was some kind of fish.

[OrphanPip]

Thanks to some self-study, I have come to the conclusion that asparagus is an irritant to elarged prostates and I want to try to figure if it's just mine, or if it does affect other blokes as well.

I'm fairly certain you're supposed to eat the asparagus, Atheist.