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    when one has done something incredibly embarrassing and the smiles are only sympathy or to keep themselves from laughing.

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    Place golf balls into my mouth, like those clowns made of clay at the fun fairs.

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    the Bible, because that would be really weird...

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    I put the strawberries on the pie, for some reason, it just never turns out.

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    your granny's knitting?

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    An elephant wearing a pink polka dot bikini.

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    covered her face, cos that's how everybody in the town knew her!

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    it's better to just let it go that stick a radish up your nose.

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    Let him hold the remote.

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    the baboons going to do now?

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    Baboon without an elephant to dance with.

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    gin, it makes your throat grow ringlets.

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    he realizes that it isn't really the dog trying to control him, but the cat trying to control the dog.

    One must never under any circumstances place the donkey...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReadingElmo View Post
    One must never under any circumstances place the donkey...
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    An angry elephant that didn't get a chance to dance.

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