In the same way that I'm not European....yet.
Why do we talk about Tex/Mex foods, when there's a dirty great barrier between the two?
In the same way that I'm not European....yet.
Why do we talk about Tex/Mex foods, when there's a dirty great barrier between the two?
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It adds flavor, like a martini dirtyOriginally Posted by dafydd manton
Why do we ask why?
I'd rather have questions that I can't answer than answers that I can't question.
In order to frustrate those in the know
Why do the Scholarly Males affect what is call "academically long hair"?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
To hide the fact that, on top, they are going bald.
that's a point though, why do men go bald, and women don't ?
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Because men have beard and women don't have.
Why do women use make up?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
Because when they make down it's simply hopeless
Why do we cut down trees and pull up grass and wildflowers to build buildings then put trees or flower pots around them, sometimes in them?
I'd rather have questions that I can't answer than answers that I can't question.
Florist's need to make a living too, you know.
Why do people say "pinch me, I'm dreaming", if the dream was that good wouldn't you want it to continue?
What are regrets? Just lessons we haven't learned yet - Beth Orton
Because if they said "shoot me" and someone did, it could get ugly fast.
Why are flying saucers not accompanied by cups or tea pots?
they are. My wife makes no distinction
why does sitting in the same position make your feet go numb?
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
Your butt needs the sympathy.
Why do wolves have such a bad rep?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
It's mostly the bad breath, but a lack of communication skills doesn't help.. Also, they're rubbish at flower-arranging.
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
They also are capable of really baad rap, man!
Why why why, Delilah?
Because, because, because Samson!
Why do people buy "books" on tape?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because of the green green grass of home, and the valley was also green.
Back to Unidentified Flying Objects - once you'e identified it as such, what should you call it?
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
Because the book is propping up the table leg.
Why isn't blancmange always white?
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My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
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