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    At our old house we used to get loads of leopard slugs in the kitchen. It was a bit damp you see.

    They are the large and spotty ones, they would occasionally treat us to a mating display

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtD5dxTcXm4
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    Now there's a mental picture I can do without!
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    We tried coper tape around the pots we had. As for the beds, we just plant stuff they dont eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    Not just England - we're both in Yorkshire, sunshine capital of the Western World!


    Of course!

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    We tried coper tape around the pots we had. As for the beds, we just plant stuff they dont eat.
    Whichever idiot planted at this place put a load of tropical plants in one border which attracts slugs like fish does cats. I've killed the entire garden with glyphosate and they appear to have moved to more suitable areas.

    I shudder to think what'd happen if I planted cabbages!
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    Ah, it's tough being a woman n the midst of a bunch of brilliant bloaks: they know about slugs, the latest news, the latest sports and also can lay floor tile...well, at least everywhere except florida
    Meanwhile, I had to spend 5 hours drinking slowly from my amaretto bottle and visiting with my neighbor last night in hopes that he will get his chain saw and take that bit of tree off my roof...
    I offered cash; but darn it all, he wants company...

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    How did that happen? I ask myself. Yesterday we went looking for a car with my daughter
    We came home with a packet of slug pellets and a piece of cloth. This took us all day.
    No car? I always hate going car shopping; you can go in, pick out the car, give them the cash and they still aren't happy unless they stall you the whole day giving you their pitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    At our old house we used to get loads of leopard slugs in the kitchen. It was a bit damp you see.

    They are the large and spotty ones, they would occasionally treat us to a mating display
    Uh yeah...thanks for sharing that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    We tried coper tape around the pots we had. As for the beds, we just plant stuff they dont eat.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post


    Whichever idiot planted at this place put a load of tropical plants in one border which attracts slugs like fish does cats. I've killed the entire garden with glyphosate and they appear to have moved to more suitable areas.

    I shudder to think what'd happen if I planted cabbages!
    I just recalled another technique from my sainted mother. Cayenne pepper powder!
    The pepper powder technique was actually used to deter squirrels from digging up flower bulbs. She would sprinkle the powder around the base of each plant and it worked.
    I would imagine that slugs would feel the burn once they slimed their way across the powder.
    Maybe mix it in some Drambuie? who knows what you might liquidate so to speak.
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    ... the latest sports ...
    Latest of which is the all-conquering All Blacks whipping Australia!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I just recalled another technique from my sainted mother. Cayenne pepper powder!
    I like that idea!

    Can slugs feel pain? I hope so!
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Round here, the slugs love a good curry. Give 'em raw chillis and ginger and they thrive on it.

    NZ beat Oz? Ok good. I just Wales could beat either! Our last moment of glory was Llanelli beating the 7th All Blacks, 9:3, in the 70s, And that was all penalties!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    I like that idea!

    Can slugs feel pain? I hope so!
    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    Round here, the slugs love a good curry. Give 'em raw chillis and ginger and they thrive on it.
    Of course you can always resort to the age old boyhood technique; the salt bath!
    Just sprinkle some salt on the slimers and watch them melt. However, the sodium may prove to be a detrimental soil ammendment.

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    England won the Cricket, Webber (an Austrailian) won the Grand Prix, and New zealand won the Rugby. Will the sun ever set on the Empire?

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    Have you been anywhere near Lancashire lately? Or Reading. Luton. Milton Keynes. It loks like the convicts got the best end of the deal!! "Either we'll hang you, or you can go somewhere nice and warm, where you can eke out a miserable existence thrashing everybody at just about everything. Or you can join the Navy, see the world and get some really interesting diseases, before you die of scurvy!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    England won the Cricket, Webber (an Austrailian) won the Grand Prix, and New zealand won the Rugby. Will the sun ever set on the Empire?
    We knew how to do a good Empire - cultured, mutually profitable, not too much bloodshed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    NZ beat Oz? Ok good. I just Wales could beat either! Our last moment of glory was Llanelli beating the 7th All Blacks, 9:3, in the 70s, And that was all penalties!
    Yes, I recall that game well, sitting in stunned disbelief on the other side of the world. More's the pity, that day, the mad men of Munster and other famous victories of club teams over international sides will never return.

    As a kid, I used to sit on soaking wet terraces screaming for Bay of Plenty or Auckland to beat whoever they were playing. I just about ruptured my throat the day BOP got within half a dozen points of the greatest touring side in history - the 1971 Lions. The game of rugby is far less for their passing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Of course you can always resort to the age old boyhood technique; the salt bath!
    Just sprinkle some salt on the slimers and watch them melt. However, the sodium may prove to be a detrimental soil ammendment.

    Gilliatt
    Around here, salt is no deterrent - I kid you not! I tried that one wet night - the path was covered in slugs and snails and I thought "I'll kill all you bastards right now", ran and got salt and drenched them with it. The slugs all carried on while shedding copious amounts of green slime, the snails all died. The slugs returned for salted snail breakfasts and carried on....

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    England won the Cricket, Webber (an Austrailian) won the Grand Prix, and New zealand won the Rugby. Will the sun ever set on the Empire?


    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    Have you been anywhere near Lancashire lately? Or Reading. Luton. Milton Keynes. It loks like the convicts got the best end of the deal!! "Either we'll hang you, or you can go somewhere nice and warm, where you can eke out a miserable existence thrashing everybody at just about everything. Or you can join the Navy, see the world and get some really interesting diseases, before you die of scurvy!"


    That's so true!

    Australia, the lucky country! So rich with minerals even crooks like Alan Bond made a billion dollars legally.

    And England sent its convicts there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Latest of which is the all-conquering All Blacks whipping Australia!


    And England sent its convicts there.
    I like the backs on your all blacks...
    They had heard the rumors though; they didn't quite expect them to inhabit the whole country..

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I like the backs on your all blacks...
    Speaking as a non-gay male, I have to say that the All Blacks are one of the better-looking sports teams around* - you should start following rugby!



    Richie McCaw, captain on the left, The other is the legendary Daniel Carter, holder of almost every record there is to hold in world rugby.

    *With just the odd exception.
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