Get it off your chest!

[soundofmusic]

Ha ha, thanks for the advice, I'll start searching now! I wouldn't mind some help with the chores, and hopefully a younger man will have better eye sight to notice the door on the hinges of the bathroom.

Or, if she doesn't like the young one; I'll send you my address and a shipping box

I like picking my nose, lol, blowing it is so disgusting and then you have to taste it if you dont do it right, and hurt your head. whats the point of that? lol.

anyway, my rant.

You call it drama, I call it being upfront. So hide in your little world and run from every problem for the rest of your life, but one day you will have to face the fact that anything worth being part of will have to go through harder times, it doesnt matter if its early or later, the fact is it will happen. Find your heart, its a big one, let it live for once.

No, no, no...you can only pick your nose on the toilet, in your bedroom....never in the class room and definitely not in the kitchen...I am curious how you taste it...wait, I don't think I want to know

No, I have decided, I am not answering your phone calls...yes, I know you called 8 times today...
I am tired of being your part-time friend, post-time lover, all the time banker, taxi, messenger, phone operator...
I can be fudged up all by myself; I don't need you anymore

[Revolte]

No, no, no...you can only pick your nose on the toilet, in your bedroom....never in the class room and definitely not in the kitchen...I am curious how you taste it...wait, I don't think I want to know

hella nah nose pickin for life! Yo! lol, well id have to be in a classroom for more then a week to be able to pull that one off, doesnt work well for me lol. lol well when you blow your nose sometimes it can fall into your mouth if you speek or yawn. lol I can feel the people cringing.

[dafydd manton]

I didn't realise that there was so much etiquette on the picking of the proboscis. I see I shall have to be more circumspect in the future. Are big, red, spotted handkerchiefs still acceptable?

[soundofmusic]

hella nah nose pickin for life! Yo! lol, well id have to be in a classroom for more then a week to be able to pull that one off, doesnt work well for me lol. lol well when you blow your nose sometimes it can fall into your mouth if you speek or yawn. lol I can feel the people cringing.

I didn't realise that there was so much etiquette on the picking of the proboscis. I see I shall have to be more circumspect in the future. Are big, red, spotted handkerchiefs still acceptable?

Okay, I am holding a nose blowing etiquette seminar sometime before hay fever season...I spent too many years with a brother who did some awful hauking sound in the mornings and spit and a sister who seemed to think that snot spiced up the evening meals...NO MORE...

To my loan shark: it is not my job to insure that you collect collateral before handing me money...

To my brothers: Remember when you laughed because dad took me out of the will (because I always fall on my feet)...you might want to check the new will...yep, it all goes to our sister and her convict son...do you still want to spend all of your vacations bored to tears in Florida

To my ex: I'm trying to figure out why I'm more fixated on your girlfriend than you...last I looked, she seems to have a shrunken head (like in beatle juice) on huge limbs, are the plumbing boots and tatooed writing all the way up the arm a fashion statement?

To me:HEY LOSER, FOCUS

[JuniperWoolf]

Hey SELF! Why, oh why did you think that it would be a GOOD idea to pop three powerful zopiclone sleeping pills for fun? You moron, now you're going to be dead to the world for god knows how long, and your dreams are going to be all strange and vivid and trippy and inspiring... actually, now I remember why I did it and this probably will be f... f... funn....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[soundofmusic]

hella nah nose pickin for life! Yo! lol, well id have to be in a classroom for more then a week to be able to pull that one off, doesnt work well for me lol. lol well when you blow your nose sometimes it can fall into your mouth if you speek or yawn. lol I can feel the people cringing.

I like to go to the faucet and wash my nose with water, then I use a steroid spray...Don't yawn anywhere near the same time you are clearing your nose; has the same affect as upchucking...

I didn't realise that there was so much etiquette on the picking of the proboscis. I see I shall have to be more circumspect in the future. Are big, red, spotted handkerchiefs still acceptable?

Only around your dogs neck, or old John Wayne movies. The problem with handkerchiefs is once used, they are just something nasty to carry in your pocket. Do they do kleenex in England, I noticed they are very environmentally aware there; I expected to have to blow dry after a wiz... Oh, and then they have the paper cups that disentigrate 10 minutes after you pour your coffee...I guess that may be why you have the red kercheif...

Hey SELF! Why, oh why did you think that it would be a GOOD idea to pop three powerful zopiclone sleeping pills for fun? You moron, now you're going to be dead to the world for god knows how long, and your dreams are going to be all strange and vivid and trippy and inspiring... actually, now I remember why I did it and this probably will be f... f... funn....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Don't worry, I'm sitting at the bedside, listening and making sure you don't need to go to the hospital...Good stuff, why did you say my boyfriends name Oh well, I guess there may be a few Bobs around..

Okay, Okay, this person is having way more fun than I am and sharing their bed everynight with someone very sexy....

If I call her parole officer to tell that she is doing heroine; am I being a good dobee for saving a life or a bad dobee because it may be jealousy

[papayahed]

Why the heck should I care more about your health then you do? It is not my job to get you information on a personal medical condition.

And why do you have to be like that???

And, you I'm already annoyed at you because I'm pretty sure you aren't going to follow through.

[dafydd manton]

Soundofmusic, we do indeed have kleenex or the equivilant, but heck, what are sleeves for? In truth, I agree, the "hankie" my mother insisted I always carry was one of the most revolting concepts known to man.

[soundofmusic]

Soundofmusic, we do indeed have kleenex or the equivilant, but heck, what are sleeves for? In truth, I agree, the "hankie" my mother insisted I always carry was one of the most revolting concepts known to man.

I did like embroidering hankies. Now, if a person would carry a whole pile, keep a little laundry bag with them and just throw them in after one use....
don't mind me; there are two areas of the body (that being a nurse has only made me more obsessive about) the respiratory tract and the female reproductive system... I could never eat lunch when I worked on either floor.

No, I am not prejudiced against your family because you are an immigrant, or because you are a particular ethnicity, or because you cannot speak english.
All I want is for you to keep your children from running wild all over the public places we have to share. The laundry is not a good place to bring beach toys, play tag or hide and seek in the washers. Please have the courtesy to bring extra diapers and if your child is not potty trained, keep them in something waterproof so that I don't slip on urine or worse. Why don't you bring your children little drinks and snacks so that they don't come to stare at me while I'm drinking; and why don't you bring a book and play quietly with them instead of Spending all of your time on the phone

[IceM]

This is so very unfair on your *new* girlfriend and in poor taste in my opinion. Rather than talking about it on the internet, why wouldn't you discuss it with her?

I have a curious question for you: what makes you think I already haven't discussed this with her? This thread allows me to rant about what ticks me off. My girlfriend is a TERRIBLE kisser. I do believed I'm allowed to rant about it. Other people are ranting of ex-lovers and bad drivers and other assorted tidbits of information: what makes MY post unfair and in "poor taste?" (And I'm not saying that other posters have "poorer taste," whatever that phrase means). Does ranting about my girlfriend make my post any more unfair than the others for ranting much more seriously than I?

Another curious question: could you not pose your "Why don't you discuss (insert issue here)" question to any of the other posters in this thread? I find it very unfair on me and in poor taste in my opinion that you single out my post because I mock my girlfriend's kissing. Just some food for thought.

[soundofmusic]

I have a curious question for you: what makes you think I already haven't discussed this with her? This thread allows me to rant about what ticks me off. My girlfriend is a TERRIBLE kisser. I do believed I'm allowed to rant about it. Other people are ranting of ex-lovers and bad drivers and other assorted tidbits of information: what makes MY post unfair and in "poor taste?" (And I'm not saying that other posters have "poorer taste," whatever that phrase means). Does ranting about my girlfriend make my post any more unfair than the others for ranting much more seriously than I?

Another curious question: could you not pose your "Why don't you discuss (insert issue here)" question to any of the other posters in this thread? I find it very unfair on me and in poor taste in my opinion that you single out my post because I mock my girlfriend's kissing. Just some food for thought.

It's cool, Iceman, there are probably just a lot more former slobbering kissers on the thread than young jailbirds datig women in their dottage or nosepickers.

My hat is off to you for keeping ther girlfriend and for still kissing; maybe tell her to take a benadryl, it'll dry her up.

[papayahed]

Damn grocery store. I don't want help taking my groceries to the car!!!

[Scheherazade]

I have a curious question for you: what makes you think I already haven't discussed this with her? This thread allows me to rant about what ticks me off. My girlfriend is a TERRIBLE kisser. I do believed I'm allowed to rant about it. Other people are ranting of ex-lovers and bad drivers and other assorted tidbits of information: what makes MY post unfair and in "poor taste?" (And I'm not saying that other posters have "poorer taste," whatever that phrase means). Does ranting about my girlfriend make my post any more unfair than the others for ranting much more seriously than I?

Another curious question: could you not pose your "Why don't you discuss (insert issue here)" question to any of the other posters in this thread? I find it very unfair on me and in poor taste in my opinion that you single out my post because I mock my girlfriend's kissing. Just some food for thought.

IceM,

Whether you have discussed it with your girlfriend or not, posting about this issue on a public forum which has thousands of members is unfair, I believe, simply because (and I am quoting you here) "[you] mock [your] girlfriend's kissing." Had you been asking, for example, how to deal with this issue without hurting her feelings, it would have been different. However, making fun of someone for whom, in theory, you care on a personal and private matter is, indeed, in poor taste.

How would she feel if she found out about your post? How would you feel if you found out that she was "ranting" about a private issue in your relationship on a public forum behind your back?

Oh, and, here is some "food for thought" for you: "Don't kiss and tell." Especially not on a public forum.

My hat is off to you for keeping ther girlfriend and for still kissing; maybe tell her to take a benadryl, it'll dry her up.

Sound,

It is such a great relief that you do not work as an agony aunt!

[dafydd manton]

Darling, when I say that I've already seen the film and it was rubbish, I don't want to know what the next scene is, I don't want a precis of the plot, I don't want telling how funny it is, and if you want me, I shall be in my office, with a bottle of plonk, and on Litnet.

[soundofmusic]

Damn grocery store. I don't want help taking my groceries to the car!!!

Did you get the disabled bagger that took 45 minutes to bag and put your cans on top of your eggs too

It is such a great relief that you do not work as an agony aunt!

Darn Scher, I was going to ask you to give me a reference; they have an opening for the "agony aunt" position that Ivana Trump is retiring from...
I was thinking of doing something more like Dr Ruth or Helen Girley Brown...

Darling, when I say that I've already seen the film and it was rubbish, I don't want to know what the next scene is, I don't want a precis of the plot, I don't want telling how funny it is, and if you want me, I shall be in my office, with a bottle of plonk, and on Litnet.

I don't know, daf, you may be missing some a really good snack plate and lots of hugs; when I used to try and entice my man into watching one of my movies, I had ulterior motives...

I'm still waiting for the day when I can say anything I want in public and it's okay; because I'm old....Also, I want to break wind in the back of a church and have people ignore me; because I am old...I don't think I will ever darken a church door again...no, not even for anyones funeral...I might show up for a will reading I wonder if I could break wind then?