A Japanese mispronunciation.
fly
A Japanese mispronunciation.
fly
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fly an annoying insect that is addicted to fruit salad, and loves to barf on your arm for no good reason
Laws
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Some of us lie
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Laws: The imperfect basis of the legal system. Like flaws - but there's no f in laws worth worrying about.
Barcelona
A place that people who nothing seem to come from, particularly in Devon hotels. (Remember Farty Owls?)
Conspiracy theories
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I come from Barthelona, I know Noooothing. And you are right, brain had idea, fingers rejected it. It's an age thing.
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Conspiracy theories Ideas that the government is involved in vast cover ups of alien presences and assassination of their own leaders which may or may not have a basis in truth
Alien Abduction
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Some of us lie
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A system whereby little green men with antennae come to earth and seek out those in whom there is a brain malfunction, in order to carry out horrific experiments, such as trying to get them to get a life.
air conditioning
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air conditioning Home cooling device usually set at temperatures considered uncomfortably cold in the winter when we hike up the thermostat to temperatures considered too hot in the summer
Yard Sale
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The piece of material attached to the spinnaker in the bows of a schooner, it being exactly 36 inches in length. Whatever that is in centimetres.
metre
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metre: A practically universal measure that does away with feet. Except when its poetry, when it consists of feet.
giraffe
A revolving jet of water, used for washing such things as the camelopard.
diplomat
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Diplomat - a recycling establishment set up to provide the service of washing retiring foreign dignitaries; cleaning the dirt of fulsomeness and removing the stains of smarm, thus returning them as respectable, presentable members of society.
Oenophile -
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."
Oenophile - whassat mean? Damn good ques-hic-question. Then again, who frickin' cares? Bastard. Is that my coat?
placebo
placebo The medical miracle that works better than the actual medication, making one wonder if they produce medication simply for making money...
Respect
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Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...