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    A Japanese mispronunciation.

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    fly an annoying insect that is addicted to fruit salad, and loves to barf on your arm for no good reason

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    Laws: The imperfect basis of the legal system. Like flaws - but there's no f in laws worth worrying about.


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    A place that people who nothing seem to come from, particularly in Devon hotels. (Remember Farty Owls?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    A place that people who nothing seem to come from, particularly in Devon hotels. (Remember Farty Owls?)


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    Is the word 'know' missing from that sentence?

    Incidentally, if he came from Barcelona, he wouldn't have pronoounced it Barthelona, would he? Cos I don't think they do that in Catalan - only in Castilian. I stand to be corrected on this.

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    I come from Barthelona, I know Noooothing. And you are right, brain had idea, fingers rejected it. It's an age thing.
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    Conspiracy theories Ideas that the government is involved in vast cover ups of alien presences and assassination of their own leaders which may or may not have a basis in truth

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    A system whereby little green men with antennae come to earth and seek out those in whom there is a brain malfunction, in order to carry out horrific experiments, such as trying to get them to get a life.

    air conditioning
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    air conditioning Home cooling device usually set at temperatures considered uncomfortably cold in the winter when we hike up the thermostat to temperatures considered too hot in the summer

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    The piece of material attached to the spinnaker in the bows of a schooner, it being exactly 36 inches in length. Whatever that is in centimetres.

    metre
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    metre: A practically universal measure that does away with feet. Except when its poetry, when it consists of feet.


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    A revolving jet of water, used for washing such things as the camelopard.

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    Diplomat - a recycling establishment set up to provide the service of washing retiring foreign dignitaries; cleaning the dirt of fulsomeness and removing the stains of smarm, thus returning them as respectable, presentable members of society.

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    Oenophile - whassat mean? Damn good ques-hic-question. Then again, who frickin' cares? Bastard. Is that my coat?

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    placebo The medical miracle that works better than the actual medication, making one wonder if they produce medication simply for making money...

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