To Mom,
It's quiet at night. People sleep then. Let's keep it quiet. I like to sleep.
From,
Son
To new girlfriend,
Your saliva isn't meant to digest my face.
Regards,
Boyfriend
To Mom,
It's quiet at night. People sleep then. Let's keep it quiet. I like to sleep.
From,
Son
To new girlfriend,
Your saliva isn't meant to digest my face.
Regards,
Boyfriend
Ok, this thread comes in handy today.The text below is a quick and dirty translation of what I wrote for the local morning paper a couple of minutes ago:
We have had right hand traffic in this country since 1967. I still remember all the hooraw thrown up at the time, aimed at really making certain that EVERYONE knew about it...
Now then: Can anyone explain to me why a terrifyingly high percentage of the cyclists I meet on the bike lane swerves to the LEFT when we get close to each other? Due to the fact that the reflex to keep to the RIGHT is deeply ingrained in me (yes, since 1967!) this has caused a few rather hairy near accidents.
...like the one this morning. I met a bloke and he swerved (where else?) to the left, forcing me clean off the road! Needless to say, this upset me a bit, so I growled at him to shape up. To my surprise he yelled back, telling me that I should have turned the other way: He really did not KNOW!
That was a stupid move on his part, as I promptly blew every single one of my fuses and really let him have a decidedly nasty piece of my mind. I will not relate the rest of the discussion, but it ended when he crept away like a whipped dog. Now at least he knows, but I wonder how he has managed to stay alive this long?
/Claes
Last edited by ClaesGefvenberg; 07-18-2010 at 12:10 PM.
Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
Doh! Claes, The same thing kinda happened to me yesterday as well, but it was with a jogger. I'm bicycling on the right side and this jogger is coming towards me on my side of the trail. What the heck is that?? Anyways he points at his right side. (Is he telling me to go to the right side?? ) So I point to the right side and stay where I'm at and he moved to his right where he belonged!! arghhh!!! You're supposed to be on the right side anyways!!
You know what else bugs me is that very few people know the rules of the trail. It's just like driving, stay on the right and pass on the left. If you're passing it's courteous to say "On the left".
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Hahahaha!Originally Posted by IceM
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To the idiot football commentator (given that I loathe the game) who said : "If that had gone in the net that would have been a goal!" Yes, I know, I'm not that stupid, even somebody like me that has never played the game has worked that out, how the blazes am I supposed to explain your moronic statement to my 4-year old granddaughter, who had worked it out for herself!!!
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This is so very unfair on your *new* girlfriend and in poor taste in my opinion. Rather than talking about it on the internet, why wouldn't you discuss it with her?
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MIke, I just reread this, I meant I agree with you....You said it Mike, and oh, by the way...stop picking your noses while your driving...yes I can see you and just to let you know, there is no point in driving faster than me when you are behind me
I was talking to the other people about picking their nose; did that come off right?
Stop picking your nose - your head will cave in!!!!!
Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!!
My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!
hmmmm is it too difficult to begin a conversation on your own even when you know you want it? If then kindly do spare a moment to learn it just like you learn your mathematics, chemistry, physics and all the nerdy stuff!
the same old Scherwith the same old terrifying mod-button!
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Ha Ha, yes I understood what you were saying
Er..that inversion of the premise of the thread was, in fact, my rant. I think that's permissible - don't you?
Last edited by MarkBastable; 07-20-2010 at 10:27 PM.
Yes, we gamers have a tough prejudice to overcome since so many gamers are; I've no doubt this person fits in to one of thos catagories
You sound really cool; if you marry into my family, you'll get all of them...I think you're just in time to potty train one, and clean up after the 85 year old who is no longer potty trained and refuses adult depends...
Ah, but Mark, I could never be cross with you...should I tell my feelings on this rant page...a love that dare not speaks its name...
I found I could contain it no more, so I sat outside your publishers; someone threw a handful of change from an 8th story building (I still have bruises). I went to ask your wife to let you go, she sent me away with a good flea in my ear; your dog bit me, I sold his saliva sample on ebay (there seems to be a group who is buying anything of yours they can get their hands on)...I am now at home, complaining on this thread, a much sadder but wiser old woman
Always good to see you Mary; whom no one could possibly rant about.
Mike, you are much wiser for this experience (I guess I should give you my daughters email; she also experienced this when I became wild in my mid-forties) I might suggest that you look around for one of your 20 year old friends for mom; they don't tend to have the digestive problems, they usually walk out before she begins to argue, they will probably take over your chores also and mom will walk around with a huge smile on her face...
There was once a book out, an old boyfriend of mine bought it, it told you how to french kiss; first practicing on grapes...he got much better and when I broke up with him because he had to turn the book back in before it taught him anything else; he married a girl whose face looked like a raseberry.
@ Claes: I always swerve in the direction I'm looking at or my hand is held...
I think we lost something in translation; do you want the person to talk about something nerdy; or move the conversation to something light...hmmmm is it too difficult to begin a conversation on your own even when you know you want it? If then kindly do spare a moment to learn it just like you learn your mathematics, chemistry, physics and all the nerdy stuff!
the same old Scher
Don't you love those people who always say; oh, i like that too...
Of course, that happened to me, some really hot fellow invited me to see the "Spandau ballet", I told him I loved ballet....He didn't answer and he didn't call me back...
I asked one of the neighborhood boys to turn down his boombox, it was shaking my windows; a friend of his told him to turn it up...I began to walk down the block and yelled out, "hey" It must have been a very strange sight to see a 50+ year old woman, thin hair hanging down, wearing ran over yard shoes and mens sweats pounding down the pavement after a crowd of thugsThey turned off the music.
Ha ha, thanks for the advice, I'll start searching now! I wouldn't mind some help with the chores, and hopefully a younger man will have better eye sight to notice the door on the hinges of the bathroom.
I like picking my nose, lol, blowing it is so disgusting and then you have to taste it if you dont do it right, and hurt your head. whats the point of that? lol.
anyway, my rant.
You call it drama, I call it being upfront. So hide in your little world and run from every problem for the rest of your life, but one day you will have to face the fact that anything worth being part of will have to go through harder times, it doesnt matter if its early or later, the fact is it will happen. Find your heart, its a big one, let it live for once.
"We are animals with problems that no other animal has." - Radam J. Starkiller
Teehee I like this thread...
For crying out loud you are a company that boasts on it's foundation being that of "helping the working class" but what the heck, you call the working class and schedule them for an interview for a specific job opening - herd us altogether and tell us you want us to work on commission for a sales position - of which none of us applied for!!! You LIED to the working class you proclaim to help!! What the?!! REALLY?! I will not work for professional liars who think it is ethically okay to do this in order to boost sales.Wasted the first four hours of my already skipped work day!!!
I love you my bestie, but I can only ask you a million times if you are alright. I open the door to talk to you because I know you're feeling jealous that I am hanging out with someone to help her plan her wedding...and so I try to include you in the plans, parties, and make time to hang out with you - but if you don't want to talk to me I can't help. So pleeeeezz just stop holding it back and shooting nasty remarks at me about my personal life....I know what's really wrong and you just need to come out and talk to me!!
"So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss, and my heart turns violently inside of my chest, I don't have time to maintain these regrets, when I think about, the way....He loves us..."
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