Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[dafydd manton]

A man shoving a 20lb item down his jockey shorts - hmm - there's something fishy about that.

[andrewoberg]

I don't know Andy, I've noticed that, at least over here, Japanese women tend to blossom...I don't know, it may be the south florida sun...

Or the American diet!

I've never seen a Japanese man at a health spa or on the beach...Andy, do you go to those baths?

Yes. What would you like to know about the bodies of Japanese men?

[soundofmusic]

And they say that the codpiece is a thing of the past!!!!

The problem is they make all of the prosthesises out of the same stuff; but while you might want a certain jello like movement in some parts, it's almost laughable in others.

Hell yeah!

Tall, I can do as well!

She's female alright, but an avowed lesbian, which either is or isn't a good sales pitch, I imagine.

I've caught plenty of cod in my time, but I can never figure what piece to use?

I'm sure once Steffi has had a good, strong, NZ man; she'll never go back...

I wonder how that works, would she be too masculine for a gay woman...

I've caught plenty of cold fish in my time; lately, they've all been minnows and I'm throwing them all back...I'm getting a sudden feeling of deja vu....

Where is Jocky, when we need a good limmerick...

A man shoving a 20lb item down his jockey shorts - hmm - there's something fishy about that.

Or the American diet!

Yes. What would you like to know about the bodies of Japanese men?

So that's it, instead of sending American Women to Japan; we'll send a few Burger King frachises...

Well, you see, Andy, I am looking for enlightenment; here, in the states, our television shows show us a chinese fellow or a laotion and tell us he's Japanese...kind of like they used to do when they dressed up people from brooklyn as american indians....

[andrewoberg]

Is it true that in Japan as well as padded bras, there are also padded knickers, to give a little more shape to the Gluteus Maximus.

I have never seen those, and gods willing I never will! Actually, in the derriere region, Japanese women tend to already be endowed.

[stlukesguild]

OK. Has anyone tried this stuff?

http://www.merchantduvin.com/pages/5...heet_lores.pdf

I was at my local beer provider picking up some Sam Smith Imperial Stout when I came across this stuff: aged in century old oak barrels for at least a full year. Sounds interesting... but at $10 US per bottle it better be phenomenal!!!

I put it off for the time being... sticking with a cluster of Imperial Stouts and a Fosters with my steaks on the grill... after a long sweaty day at the studio.

[andrewoberg]

Well, you see, Andy, I am looking for enlightenment; here, in the states, our television shows show us a chinese fellow or a laotion and tell us he's Japanese...kind of like they used to do when they dressed up people from brooklyn as american indians....

What can I possibly say to this?

Nothing will beat Mickey Rourke in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"!

[The Atheist]

OK. Has anyone tried this stuff?

8% alcohol, at least you'd get drunk quickly!

I must look around for some.

[soundofmusic]

I have never seen those, and gods willing I never will! Actually, in the derriere region, Japanese women tend to already be endowed.

I always think it's such a sad thing; the ethnic girls look so hot with their tiny waists and perky pecs; suddenly, they come of age and they look like a team of wasps bit them....bang, out pops the derriere, gravity takes over on top...

OK. Has anyone tried this stuff?

I was at my local beer provider picking up some Sam Smith Imperial Stout when I came across this stuff: aged in century old oak barrels for at least a full year. Sounds interesting... but at $10 US per bottle it better be phenomenal!!!

I put it off for the time being... sticking with a cluster of Imperial Stouts and a Fosters with my steaks on the grill... after a long sweaty day at the studio.

I don't even like beer; but something that expensive is tempting...

What can I possibly say to this?
Nothing will beat Mickey Rourke in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"!

Well, from what I have seen of the Japanese/Chinese/Laotion fellows, they also have well padded derrieres...
Are American men...are you american...popular in Japan?
I've never seen Breakfast at Tiffanys; I'll have to see it just to see "the mick" doing...what is it, an asian fellow? I think this guy is still alive, he was born in 1920; would you believe it?

8% alcohol, at least you'd get drunk quickly!

I must look around for some.

I've noticed that the "best beers" are also the ones with the highest alcohol content; it makes me curious if they are also superior in flavor.
There was a beer called Sam Adams Triple Bock made in the '90s with a 17% alcohol content. Oh, I liked this, there is also one by Stone Brewing called Arrogant Bastard ale with a 7.2% content

[The Atheist]

Oh, I liked this, there is also one by Stone Brewing called Arrogant Bastard ale with a 7.2% content

Ha! That's my other name!

I have to buy some.

[dafydd manton]

Just tell me where I can get Evan Evan's Cwrw. Last time I managed to find it was in a little village called Llangrannog, in West Wales, but not seen it since. (Breaks off to sob uncontrollably)

[The Atheist]

Just tell me where I can get Evan Evan's Cwrw. Last time I managed to find it was in a little village called Llangrannog, in West Wales, but not seen it since. (Breaks off to sob uncontrollably)

But can you pronounce the name of the place without spitting?

Even Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh. What is it with Wales? Where did it all go wrong?

Iechyd da!

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

... Oh, I liked this, there is also one by Stone Brewing called Arrogant Bastard ale with a 7.2% content

hehe. My brother in law dropped a bottle of AB in my Easter basket one year.
It wasn't too bad from what I recall.

Most folks down here just get the cheap stuff like Lone Star, but they will mix in a shot of bourbon to increase the RPM's.

But can you pronounce the name of the place without spitting?

Even Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh. What is it with Wales? Where did it all go wrong?

Iechyd da!

Ha ha! - laughing like Walter Brennan ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsnPpt4r7mk

Hey, speaking of Dean Martin and drinking (and ladies):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8Xb3MSxok

Gilliatt

[soundofmusic]

Ha! That's my other name!

I have to buy some.

They really ought to have your picture holding a beer on the front of that label; by the way, what percentage of alcohol are you?

Just tell me where I can get Evan Evan's Cwrw. Last time I managed to find it was in a little village called Llangrannog, in West Wales, but not seen it since. (Breaks off to sob uncontrollably)

They actually have their own site; I even found (on google) a list of pubs in England that carry it...so dry your tears man.

But can you pronounce the name of the place without spitting?

Even Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh. What is it with Wales? Where did it all go wrong?

Iechyd da!

Wait a minute, is it the words that make them spit...When I was in England, I always refused to sit any closer than the third row so that I didn't get sprayed during Shakespeare...

hehe. My brother in law dropped a bottle of AB in my Easter basket one year.
It wasn't too bad from what I recall.

Most folks down here just get the cheap stuff like Lone Star, but they will mix in a shot of bourbon to increase the RPM's.



Ha ha! - laughing like Walter Brennan ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsnPpt4r7mk

Hey, speaking of Dean Martin and drinking (and ladies):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX8Xb3MSxok

Gilliatt

Wow, you get cool Easter Baskets! It was nice to remember Walter Brennan, I loved the old fellow; what was he a regular on...
Oh, an Dean was hot in those days....

[dafydd manton]

But can you pronounce the name of the place without spitting?

Even Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh. What is it with Wales? Where did it all go wrong?

Iechyd da!

Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh because he came from Swansea, where you hardly ever hear Welsh, but in recompense, he spoke English in such a way that after an evening in Brown's most people thought it was Welsh. You will have heard that it always rains in Wales. Not so - it's low-flying saliva.

Where did it go wrong? Got a year to spare whilst I explain? Assuming that either of us could stay awake!!!!!

[The Atheist]

Dylan Thomas didn't speak Welsh because he came from Swansea, where you hardly ever hear Welsh, but in recompense, he spoke English in such a way that after an evening in Brown's most people thought it was Welsh. You will have heard that it always rains in Wales. Not so - it's low-flying saliva.

I know quite a few Welsh refugees in NZ, mainly as a result of having been married to the daughter of two of them for some years a while back. The ex-in-laws were from [the slums of] Cardiff. The old fella was a good bloke - he'd have been right at home in here - loved a laugh and a drink. Always asked the waiter/ress in restaurants for a "Welsh coffee" after dinner.

Of course, said prole, not having a clue, asks what that is.

"It's just like an Irish coffee but you 'ave a leek in it!"

The mother was just (%&$^#*%^&&_&*_)%^$^#^$#^*%*) or words to that effect. She-devil doesn't come into it.

I agree on Thomas' voice - I've heard his Under Milk Wood, from New York, I think.

Lovely man - just liked his grog a bit too much, just like the ex-FIL.

Where did it go wrong? Got a year to spare whilst I explain? Assuming that either of us could stay awake!!!!!

Haha!

I have all sorts of theories why Irish, Scots and Welsh people show the peculiarities they do. Just about all of those theories have to do with England, funnily enough.

Being English, I'll gladly expound on them!