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    Not bad, but for her legs alone the true Wimbers champion is..



    hang on a minute..



    Thats better. Now tell me if there are a better pair of legs out there.

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    Well, they're certainly shaplier than Andy Murray's!
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Thats better. Now tell me if there are a better pair of legs out there.
    Never, not in the history of women! Always liked her.

    She's one of two reasons I hate Andre Agassi.

    The other is Brooke Shields.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Atheist, father son relationships are always ambiguous and never straight forward. My son Jocky Junior the XV of that Ilk recently returned from a sojourn in the Highlands. Face flushed with triumph he told me he had bagged his first Munro, no not Iris Munro, you dirty lot, but the mighty Ben Macdui. I gently reminded him of the time I climbed the North face of the Eiger, without a rope and wearing only canvas shoes , sporran and bowler hat. The front door slammed really loudly and I could swear he called me a curmudgeon.
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    I think it's all part of the anti-terrorist training. They're disarming IEDs next week.

    Almost as bad as mother-daughter relationships.

    Our girl is a classic. I stayed at home with her when she was a baby & toddler and Mrs Atheist worked. As a result, she thinks she's the Queen, which causes just a teeny bit of conflict with mum.

    It does have its advantages, though (for me). When mum goes out, the girl has to run around doing everything to show how wonderful and talented she is. This gives me a chance to get an hour's peace every now and then!
    I think the shop teacher has been watching too many "Mr Ripley" movies...
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    Yep, I know exactly where you are coming from, yet you have to be careful. Sons will want to live up to you and never let you down. Daughters will love you better but always tell their Ma everything. It is in their nature.
    We spend half of our teenage years telling mom why she should leave our fathers; and half of our adult life looking for a man just like him

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    Ah, leaving you alone, but probably tearing you to shreds! I have two daughters. Old German proverb - a house full of daughters is like a cellar full of sour beer. Cynical, or what!

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Not bad, but for her legs alone the true Wimbers champion is..



    hang on a minute..



    Thats better. Now tell me if there are a better pair of legs out there.
    I don't know, I still think our air-brushed American girls without the sneaker tan line and the ability to walk in 5 inch heels has something over her

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Never, not in the history of women! Always liked her.

    She's one of two reasons I hate Andre Agassi.

    The other is Brooke Shields.
    She looks like she's alittle much for little Agassi

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Not bad, but for her legs alone the true Wimbers champion is..



    hang on a minute..



    Thats better. Now tell me if there are a better pair of legs out there.
    That face! Disturbingly manly!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewoberg View Post
    That face!
    She has a face?
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewoberg View Post
    That face! Disturbingly manly!!
    I see great minds think alike, Andy...I was thinking it was Agassi in drag
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    She has a face?
    Just between that luxuriant dark rooted hair and those perfectly molded, and soon to fall out breasts

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Just between that luxuriant dark rooted hair and those perfectly molded, and soon to fall out breasts


    Quick Parker, run me a cold bath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Not bad, but for her legs alone the true Wimbers champion is..

    Thats better. Now tell me if there are a better pair of legs out there.
    I do agree.
    She does have a nice pair.


    This one has some pretty nice legs too:






    and




    face(s):








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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post


    Quick Parker, run me a cold bath.
    And me.

    But not together!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post

    Gilliatt
    Raquel never quite made the grade for me.

    Maybe if she bleached her hair!



    (Mind you, it's probably white now anyway!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I do agree.
    She does have a nice pair.


    This one has some pretty nice legs too:...
    and
    face(s):...
    Seriously? The legs and the face are the first things you notice in those photos???
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post


    Quick Parker, run me a cold bath.
    Not that tub, Parker, that's where I'm keeping my ice for the drinks.... too late
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I do agree.
    She does have a nice pair.


    This one has some pretty nice legs too:

    Gilliatt
    I don't think I'd get anywhere near those thighs; they'd crush the manhood right out of you
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    And me.

    But not together!
    Now that's a picture I need to wash out of my mind; quick parker a triple...no forget the ice....


    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Seriously? The legs and the face are the first things you notice in those photos???
    It's all about survival; they want to see where the boots are stepping and how sharp the teeth are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Seriously? The legs and the face are the first things you notice in those photos???
    Which begs the ultimate question, gentlemen: Tits or a*s?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post

    Raquel never quite made the grade for me.

    Maybe if she bleached her hair!

    (Mind you, it's probably white now anyway!)
    I'm with you, Raquel didn't have an ounce of feminine softness; I don't even think going blonde would help those killer eyes and dude jaw line...
    Last time I saw her (on one of those shopping shows) she was doing wigs and had a pronounced moustache...

    Hey, remember Liza Minelli, I saw her own a shopping show a few days ago, she looked like they had taken her out of the cryogenic chamber to sell her jewelry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I don't think I'd get anywhere near those thighs; they'd crush the manhood right out of you
    Consider me lining up to be crushed - I've always had the hots for Steffi.

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I'm with you, Raquel didn't have an ounce of feminine softness; I don't even think going blonde would help those killer eyes and dude jaw line...
    Last time I saw her (on one of those shopping shows) she was doing wigs and had a pronounced moustache...
    Thanks for that!

    There's a picture that will haunt me like an earworm. Does that make it an eyeworm?

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Hey, remember Liza Minelli, I saw her own a shopping show a few days ago, she looked like they had taken her out of the cryogenic chamber to sell her jewelry...
    At least she can sing!



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