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    Lost:- The paradise you haven't got when you didn't win at poker with Milton.

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    Thorax:- The king of gods' new weapon after he ran out of nails.

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    Runner - up - the loser you feel sorry for.

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    Mall:- The epitome of comfort to the priviledged, as well as incomprehensible horror to the starving in third world countires.

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    Scripture for horses.

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    Making one of our friends a member of the family, by hidden means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dafydd manton View Post
    Making one of our friends a member of the family, by hidden means.

    Rhododendron.
    a fairy like tinkelbell


    Suctioning :-
    "He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
    He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
    It happened calmly, on its own,
    The way the night comes when day is done."



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    Rhododendron - A Welsh killer robot that will one day take over the world and enslave humanity.

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    Suctioning - A word dreamt up by James Dyson that officially tipped him from "mildly odd" to "Bat S*** insane"!

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    Trousers:- People who professionally locate underground water by holding bits of a branch in each hand and their mouth.

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    Trousers: Garment in which a chap keeps his valuables.

    Damn, too late....

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    Pantechnicon :- A vehicle used for travel and sight seeing by inanimate objects.

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    Apparent - is a part-time parent who appears from time to time.

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    Porthole: An aperture too small to allow light in, but large enough to convince low-budget passengers that they have a cabin with a view.


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