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    He was 50-odd - bitter and twisted perhaps. He was shooting the people he's lived among all his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Jocky> Run for cover! I am posting in your thread!They should join the Forum to get things off their chests!


    Yes - I always check out the litnet photo album to see if they're ok to argue with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Jocky> Run for cover! I am posting in your thread!They should join the Forum to get things off their chests!

    Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum!
    Running now Schez! You realize I was only joking about the green medication, should I stop it or listen to the voices ? Call me Mr Picky but guilt by word association is getting a wee bit worrying. Annoying Jock yes, but mass murderer never, even Mrs Jocky would not countenance that. Goodnight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    OK Jocky, I just knocked down another Spaten, so here goes:

    With “Chaunticleer and Pertilot”
    I already get a lot
    With “Pertilot and Chaunticleer”
    I see a world cup full of beer!

    Rosencrantz and Guildenstein
    Share a guilded stein full of wine
    Guildenstein and Rosencrantz
    Imbibed with wine lost their stance

    What d'ya think?
    I don't believe I missed your beautiful poem on my last posting...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesterhead View Post
    we shall

    I did, I once brought home a girl who had about 20 piercings in her face, and she didn't mind, maybe because those piercings really did suit her.

    yes, fathers will always help you fix the car if you ask them, it's their thing.

    I will seduce her with the "good old" crazy fan style, and I have seen Anne's breasts for starters and she is not shy of talking about those things.
    Your mom sounds super cool; does she have any tatoos or piercings?
    When I was younger, I would have almost rather take my car to the shop then listen to my fathers cursing; now I realize he was enjoying the whole process..
    Sounds like a plan; have you figured out how we'll catch up with Robert Pattinson for me...
    You dog you, you actually saw the ladies breasts...guys, this one is dangerous; better not bring him with you to visit your lady love.

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    There are sheep dips that can do that. Particularly the single malt ones.
    I realized Simone looks a bit like that lovely singer Evanescense...she's a bit thinner though, does sheep dip also help slim a person down; if so, I need to place an order!
    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    It obviously wasn't you who went nuts and shot everyone then.

    What the hell is with that? Get really mad and kill as many people as possible?
    Is UK the new USA?
    Such a cute little town, too. Usually, our shootigs take place in a squalid city atomosphere...or colleges..
    I hear he was upset about being left out of a will...I would think the easiest way to handle that was to eliminate the other recipients...I guess he hasn't read as much Agatha Christie and Sherlock Holmes as I have.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Quite right.

    The media are like scavengers with stories like this.

    I think it happens more often in that you often get these nutters killing their family instead of strangers. There was one bloke last year shot his wife and teenage daughter, the horses, the dogs and then burned his house down and shot himself. Terrible. It was because of his debts and he didn't want to face it. I'm sure his family would rather have faced the problems, but they didn't get a say.

    I'm afraid it's a bloke thing. There are too many of these selfish, aggressive nut jobs about.
    Definitely overkill; over here, they just insure the house or the business and burn it down. There have been a few of our immigrants who have killed their whole families (we haven't let them in on the American way of insurance fraud yet)


    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post

    Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum!
    You aren't kidding; what has happened in the last few weeks. I can remember when the biggest arguments occurred over whether to go vegan or become abstinant....I think in their quest to find spirituality, they discovered schizophrenia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum!


    Heck, you could include me in that!
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post


    ...Did you ever hear about the mathemetician who announced that there were three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant?
    (Ten luaghing smilies)

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post

    He could ha'e done Macbeth in five lines:

    By murder and deceit, Thane of Cawdor, Glamis, then king,
    McBeth & his beautiful wife killed then began to sing,
    Their own praises from Dunedin to Islay,
    Ultimately remorseful, Lady M took the Socratic Way
    From Birnham Wood, it ended; Mac's head, cut off like a chicken's wing.
    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    There was a young man called Macbeth
    Who once stabbed a King unto death
    And all I can say
    By the end of the Play
    Hith height wath a whole head leth.
    I see the makings of a joint effort toward an entry in the poetry contest?
    Hmmm...?

    On a serious note by the way, I just caught on to the horrible news.
    That is tragic and has become all too common here and appears to be spreading.
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    On a serious note by the way, I just caught on to the horrible news.
    That is tragic and has become all too common here and appears to be spreading.
    Well, I suppose it's better than the trend in China, which sees a nutter run into a kindergarten with a knife.

    Pretty strange world when you can find crimes worse than a "simple" mass murder.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I see the makings of a joint effort toward an entry in the poetry contest?
    Hmmm...?
    Hmmm indeed.

    I sense more of a retirement from poetry.

    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    ....I think in their quest to find spirituality, they discovered schizophrenia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Thank you, thank you...I guess I should do a poem:

    There was an old lady from....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesterhead View Post



    Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink



    Take away the tatoos, the micro-kilt, the open to the navel blouse and the sexy pose, and she reminds me of a girl who worked on the till at the local Co-op. Its that Rock chick thing that makes all the difference

    Quote Originally Posted by Jesterhead View Post
    I will seduce her with the "good old" crazy fan style,
    Do you mean stalking?
    The blonde one in ABBA married her stalker, but it ended in tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post


    You aren't kidding; what has happened in the last few weeks. I can remember when the biggest arguments occurred over whether to go vegan or become abstinant....I think in their quest to find spirituality, they discovered schizophrenia...


    Great poems by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Thank you, thank you...I guess I should do a poem:

    There was an old lady from....
    Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

    Torrid-er
    horrid-er

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    florid-er

    No that's rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

    Torrid-er
    horrid-er
    Godzilla rhymes with Florida...
    ~
    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    There was an old lady from....
    Anywhere but Buckingham.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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