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    I'll say elementary school.
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    Well, Scher is a teacher, so fishmonger seems wrong and I'll go with that, though it is more likely she never worked at a library, only visited one...
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    Pen is right... I never worked at a fishmonger's.
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    Hummm....

    I worked

    1) In a door factory
    2) As a computer programmer
    3) As a janitor
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    I'll go with # 1
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    I will go with number 3.
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    I say number 2!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comedian View Post
    I say number 2!
    And you say well. I worked as a computer repair person and tech support, but I hate programing and thus never worked as one.

    Your turn, Comedian!

    PS> I worked as a janitor in a High School and spent 16 years in a door factory
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    Okay, here goes: two are true, one is a lie. Spot the lie.

    1. I have never had a cavity.

    2. I have never broken a bone.

    3. I have never worn a bow-tie.
    “Oh crap”
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    I'll take #2
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    I'll go with #3, no bow-tie.

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    I guess I'll take #1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    I'll take #2
    Pen is right -- the lie is that "I've never broken a bone"; I've broken my jaw in a sports accident.

    EDIT: it's true that I've never worn a bow tie (lord help me!) and I've always been cavity free.
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    Haha, why did you wear a bow tie?
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    Books I have read:

    1) Moby Dick
    2) Great Expectations
    3) Roots
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