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    Quote Originally Posted by mkhockenberry View Post
    A little bit of diluted ammonia works wonders, but you don't smell so good after
    I obviously smell delicious at the mo, so may give it a go. Looks like a vampire got me on the leg and they're driving me nuts. Smelling like pee will be worth the lack of itch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aravona View Post
    My office just gave me looks for laughing... XD any good anti-itch remedy for insect bites?!
    Dont scratch. (I know i know! Talking about stating the obvious!)
    Last edited by Niamh; 04-13-2010 at 10:46 AM.
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    Haha, just yesterday I went into the woods/swamp/bayou (I really don't know what it's called) and all last night I was itching like a two dollar whore.
    Does anyone else want to know why Papaya went into the woods/swamp/bayou yesterday???
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    well now that you mention it...
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    I moved all the apartment stuff to a different thread.
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Does anyone else want to know why Papaya went into the woods/swamp/bayou yesterday???


    What??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aravona View Post
    They haven't yet, theres a lot of protesting going on right now though. Which I'm part of.
    Oh don't get me started the council knocked a listed building to build a great miostrosity of a council building then uped our rates to pay for it then proceeded to loose money in the icalndic bank crash then giot split into 2 counties and the poor rates payer is footing the bill - hence why I am out here.

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    a bever dam huh? sure!
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    Who is jed?
    Coworker, I changed his name to protect the innocent however I didn't change it by much.

    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    a bever dam huh? sure!
    I will provide proof on thursday. I am going back to show the damn buster where it is located. We were hoping the damn buster would blow up the damn but apparently he has a new and improved metods of getting rid of it. Who doesn't love a good explosion???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aravona View Post
    My office just gave me looks for laughing... XD any good anti-itch remedy for insect bites?!
    pine oil or tee tree oil

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    I'll second the tea tree oil!
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    Ohhh tea tree, didnt think of that. I put a bit of goats milk moisturiser on it which calmed it just enough for me to get to sleep ^^
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    good old calamine lotion should do the trick.
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm* View Post
    Yeah. Then you get your fella to have his tubes tied
    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    my "fella" can read that post remember! no i'd never inflict that on him!
    *shudders at thought* or we could just set about creating our own little football team
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilted exile View Post
    *shudders at thought* or we could just set about creating our own little football team
    Dont you mean Rugby team?
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
    Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer


    my poems-please comment Forum Rules

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