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    It was three. I didn't cry over a scooter, it was a tricycle.

    AimusSage said it first so I guess it is his turn.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Hey! Where is AimusSage? He seems a bit busy.
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    forgot i said that....

    hmmm let's see

    1. I love peanuts in a nutshell
    2. I like Ice-Tea when it is frozen
    3. I think spoons are useful tools for eating soup.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    1. I love peanuts in a nutshell
    Are you saying that you love peanuts while they are in their shells, or are you saying that you love peanuts in a concise, straightforward manner?
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    That is for you to figure out...
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    I think I'll say the third one, because to me it seems like most people would think spoons are useful for eating soup.
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    No sane person would like to eat peanuts in the shell. I say number one is the lie.
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    I'll take two then, just to be different.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    And we have a winner, Heathcliff!

    Too clarify the options, I love peanuts in a nutshell, I buy them in their shell, I just take them out of it before eating them.

    Frozen Ice tea is just crazy, can't drink it. I like ice tea when it is just cold, not frozen.

    I don't drink soup through a straw, I use a spoon and it is very useful.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    Frozen Ice tea is just crazy, can't drink it. I like ice tea when it is just cold, not frozen.
    Yea, I know. Like, how do you drink ice, it has to melt, then it isn't frozen?

    Okay, my turn.

    1. I had a party to celebrate my five-thousandth day living on the 10th of September, 2009.

    2. I started crying when I though I was getting kidnapped by a clown on stilts, and have been scared of them since.

    3. I have never successfully completed a French manicure.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    I'm going to say #1. I don't think the math adds up correctly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    I'm going to say #1. I don't think the math adds up correctly.
    You are correct. The numbers do add up, but I didn't get to have a party. I wanted one...
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    1. I was once arrested for assault and battery, but the charges were eventually thrown out.

    2. I was robbed at gunpoint once in the middle of the day.

    3. One time in a club, lead singer of R.E.M. Michael Stipe gave me a very odd look which was probably due to the fact I was dressed as a ballerina at the time.
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    3. One time in a club, lead singer of R.E.M. Michael Stipe gave me a very odd look which was probably due to the fact I was dressed as a ballerina at the time.
    They are all so possible though. I mean, who wouldn't go dressed as a ballerina? I would.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Hmm... I'll say 1.
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