To tell each other when there are kick-me signs on their back.
Why do people have backs?
To tell each other when there are kick-me signs on their back.
Why do people have backs?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
To do backbiting.
Why do we read stories?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:
We murder to dissect. -Wordsworth
To find friends.
Why do we eat?
If we don't the stomach will go on a hunger strike.
Why do we send SMS?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:
We murder to dissect. -Wordsworth
Now that one cracked me up.Originally Posted by snowdrop17
Because our fingers need something to do, when our mouths are shut.
Why do you read?
To learn from others mistakes.
Why do we look in the mirror?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:
We murder to dissect. -Wordsworth
So that we can watch it crack.
Why do women (And some men) wear make up?
Wow! I made someone happy.Laughter is the best medicine.
Now
Why do women (And some men) wear make up?
To conceal their horrible real self.
Now my chance:
Black is a color. White is also a color. So why is a black and white TV not called a color TV?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:
We murder to dissect. -Wordsworth
Because the guy who invented TV was colour blind and thus didn't think it prudent to call it a colour tv since he wouldn't be able to see anything if it was a colour TV.
Why are pizza's round?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Because it makes it a lot easier to play frisbee with them.
Why are cats so adorable?
Because they remind us of stuffed toys.
Why are hippos so ugly?
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake
Captivity is consciousness,
So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson
They are ugly because it scares their predators, they rather have a beautiful antilope steak than a hipp burger.
Why are the universal studios not universal, but located on a lot somewhere?
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
The aliens sold them the land.
Why did Goldilocks eat the porridge?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
Because she thought it would make her hair grow.
Is the moon really yellow?
That is because it is made out of cheese.
Why does this bottle have a hole at the top?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
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