Litnet Crushes

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That's very nice of you to say, Juniper; I'm really flattered. I wish I could repay you the compliment and tell you I have a crush on you, too. But I can't, because I DON'T like you. I don't like you AT ALL. Here's why:

Over the years, I've developed crushes on a few of the female posters here at litnet (hey, I've been here a long time, a man gets lonely amongst all these games and discussions ). But every time I've developed an admiration for someone here, something very curious happens:

She disappears.

Vanishes. *poof*….gone without a trace. And before you think that they were fleeing in horror at the gruesome prospect of being Basil's object of affection, you should know that I never told any of them I had a crush. Never mentioned it. Nor did I start acting creepy towards them (well, no more creepy than the sort of constant rate of creepiness I project towards everyone). Heck, I barely talked to these women. No, somehow I "crushed" these ladies out of litnet existence by simply having a festering fondness towards them in my heart; just thinking it made it so. Sure, it's possible they just stopped coming to the forum; maybe real world concerns caught up with them. But what if it's something more sinister, more Twilight Zone-y? Those girls could be orbiting Pluto in the fourth dimension right now for all I know.

So you see the terrible burden I'm under? Any wayward affectionate thought on my part could have devastating consequences. Children could lose their mothers. Parents could lose their daughters. And it would all be my fault.

So in closing, I would like to reiterate: JuniperWoolf, I don't think you're smart, clever, or funny. Your posts are nothing special. You mean nothing to me. And there may another poster or two whom I hold in the same level of disdain as I do you. And whom I DEFINITELY don't have a crush on.

Ah, he's using the old "if I don't want this, I'll get it" I've used that myself, you have a 50% chance of success

[1n50mn14]

C*C, I'll take you up on that,

Bien, it doesn't mean a larger sum, I'd need a drinking partner for after those torturous suppers luncheons after church on Sunday, hahaha.

[*Classic*Charm*]

C*C, I'll take you up on that,

Bien, it doesn't mean a larger sum, I'd need a drinking partner for after those torturous suppers luncheons after church on Sunday, hahaha.

You can even tell her I'm going to be a doctor Doesn't that sort of thing impress elders?

p.s. While it may not seem like it, I'm also a valiant drinking partner

[JuniperWoolf]

That's very nice of you to say, Juniper; I'm really flattered. I wish I could repay you the compliment and tell you I have a crush on you, too. But I can't, because I DON'T like you. I don't like you AT ALL. Here's why:

Over the years, I've developed crushes on a few of the female posters here at litnet (hey, I've been here a long time, a man gets lonely amongst all these games and discussions ). But every time I've developed an admiration for someone here, something very curious happens:

She disappears.

Vanishes. *poof*….gone without a trace. And before you think that they were fleeing in horror at the gruesome prospect of being Basil's object of affection, you should know that I never told any of them I had a crush. Never mentioned it. Nor did I start acting creepy towards them (well, no more creepy than the sort of constant rate of creepiness I project towards everyone). Heck, I barely talked to these women. No, somehow I "crushed" these ladies out of litnet existence by simply having a festering fondness towards them in my heart; just thinking it made it so. Sure, it's possible they just stopped coming to the forum; maybe real world concerns caught up with them. But what if it's something more sinister, more Twilight Zone-y? Those girls could be orbiting Pluto in the fourth dimension right now for all I know.

So you see the terrible burden I'm under? Any wayward affectionate thought on my part could have devastating consequences. Children could lose their mothers. Parents could lose their daughters. And it would all be my fault.

So in closing, I would like to reiterate: JuniperWoolf, I don't think you're smart, clever, or funny. Your posts are nothing special. You mean nothing to me. And there may another poster or two whom I hold in the same level of disdain as I do you. And whom I DEFINITELY don't have a crush on.

Haha, I sincerely thank you for sparing me the horror of your affection. My future children and I appreciate it.

[skib]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

Oh goodness! I'm flattered! And truthfully blushing . . .

[BienvenuJDC]

Bien, it doesn't mean a larger sum, I'd need a drinking partner for after those torturous suppers luncheons after church on Sunday, hahaha.

But if your drinking partner doesn't drink...that means you can drink twice as much...

[Heathcliff]

Yay, top four!

It's like making the podium at the Olympics.

Ahh, of course, angel. At the moment you are number one. The other ones haven't been online for a while. This was a random decision after seeing your picture in the Photoalbum thread, originally, 'yay! Someone moderately young!' And your life story is very interesting.

Actually, you are somehow moved into your own category. You get to be very special.
One very special.
Three special.
Three nice people.
One nice.

whoa . . . that's a lot of versatility. versatility is good, right?

Eh, apparently so.

Only now I've got to unleash the others, although I must inform them first. Ahh, so busy...

[Heathcliff]

Update:
One very special.
Two special.
Three nice people.
Two nice.
I'm sorry, only you never talk to me.

Wait - other update:
One very special.
Two special.
Four nice people.
Two nice.

Is anyone going to guess, or ask questions?

[JuniperWoolf]

Is anyone going to guess, or ask questions?

Hmm... I think that you have a crush on Daniel. I'm going to say that he's prolly your "one special."

[DanielBenoit]

Update:
One very special.
Two special.
Three nice people.
Two nice.
I'm sorry, only you never talk to me.

Wait - other update:
One very special.
Two special.
Four nice people.
Two nice.

Is anyone going to guess, or ask questions?

Ummm, ummm, ummm, oh idk. Tis confuzling. . . .

Hmm... I think that you have a crush on Daniel. I'm going to say that he's prolly your "one special."

:eek5: Somebody crushes me?!?!?

[Heathcliff]

Ummm, ummm, ummm, oh idk. Tis confuzling. . . .

Someone demoted, someone added.

On second thoughts, the demoted will be premoted a little.

One very special.
Two special.
Five nice people.
One nice.

[OrphanPip]

Yay, now it's like I got the gold!

Apart from my youth, other great qualities I have include: skin, eyes, no missing fingers or limbs, a full head of hair, and the ability to read.

[Heathcliff]

Yay, now it's like I got the gold!

Apart from my youth, other great qualities I have include: skin, eyes, no missing fingers or limbs, a full head of hair, and the ability to read.

Yes, yes. And pinchable cheeks.

Yea, I like people with skin. And eyes, eyes are pretty useful.

[DanielBenoit]

Hey not only do I have pinchable cheeks, but I'm on my way to growing a Nietzschean moustache. . . .



.. . . . . almost there.


Oh wait, those are outdated right?

[Heathcliff]

Hey not only do I have pinchable cheeks, but I'm on my way to growing a Nietzschean moustache. . . .

.. . . . . almost there.


Oh wait, those are outdated right?

Hehehe...

And you do have very pinchable cheeks too.

Promotion:
One very special.
One almost there!!
Two special.
Four very nice.
One nice.

Yea, one of them is the squishy DB.