Litnet Crushes

[*Classic*Charm*]

oh yeah . . . sorry about that . . .
I love all those new smilies, btw!

hahahaha how very graphic of you.

edit: since when does the winky smilie blow a kiss!?!

[skib]

I dunno. but apparently now it does.

[*Classic*Charm*]

I dunno. but apparently now it does.

Well, don't go getting any ideas. Damn, I would use this winky face again, but that would be counter-productive, no?

[BienvenuJDC]

Well, don't go getting any ideas. Damn, I would use this winky face again, but that would be counter-productive, no?

Classic...you could try this one...


or send another message with the combo of these two...
(wait...that might be just as counter-productive)

[skib]

Well, don't go getting any ideas. Damn, I would use this winky face again, but that would be counter-productive, no?

Ideas? Like, an idea to go get something to eat? I have no idea what you're implying here. winky face; no creepy blowing of kisses

[soundofmusic]

You guys are bloody brilliant; I'm at a lose for words.

[Heathcliff]

Wait a minute . . . whats wrong with crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in your mouth?

I like boys like that on Sundays.
On Mondays they have to drive race cars.
On Tuesdays they need pink hair.
On Wednesdays they have to learn how to grow wings and fly.
On Thursdays they must be really short.
On Fridays they have to turn green.
On Saturdays they need to send 1,000 word emails.

If ANYONE can do all of that, THEN they pass.

Otherwise, they are all crushes.
May as well unleash on of the top four, seeing as I already told him. One of my top four is OrphanPip.

Eh, one down, seven more to go.

One other of the seven know, but I'm going to leave it at that for now.

[OrphanPip]

Yay, top four!

It's like making the podium at the Olympics.

[skib]

I like boys like that on Sundays.
On Mondays they have to drive race cars.
On Tuesdays they need pink hair.
On Wednesdays they have to learn how to grow wings and fly.
On Thursdays they must be really short.
On Fridays they have to turn green.
On Saturdays they need to send 1,000 word emails.

If ANYONE can do all of that, THEN they pass.

Otherwise, they are all crushes.
May as well unleash on of the top four, seeing as I already told him. One of my top four is OrphanPip.

Eh, one down, seven more to go.

One other of the seven know, but I'm going to leave it at that for now.

whoa . . . that's a lot of versatility. versatility is good, right?

[grace86]

I hate those facebook ads that advertise Christian dating...haha they can be pretty bad!

I like Heathcliff's versatility...I don't think it's a bad thing!

[JuniperWoolf]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

Wooot!! It's all coming out now!

[Niamh]

Hey Beccs, I'm Catholic in theory, and I don't smoke. Whadda you say? Hey, and just to throw her off the scent, in Europe my name is a male name! She need never know the truth...

Your name is also a female name too.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Your name is also a female name too.

Ssshhhhh Niamhie, I'm trying to hook Becca up with a grand inheritance!

[Basil]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

That's very nice of you to say, Juniper; I'm really flattered. I wish I could repay you the compliment and tell you I have a crush on you, too. But I can't, because I DON'T like you. I don't like you AT ALL. Here's why:

Over the years, I've developed crushes on a few of the female posters here at litnet (hey, I've been here a long time, a man gets lonely amongst all these games and discussions ). But every time I've developed an admiration for someone here, something very curious happens:

She disappears.

Vanishes. *poof*….gone without a trace. And before you think that they were fleeing in horror at the gruesome prospect of being Basil's object of affection, you should know that I never told any of them I had a crush. Never mentioned it. Nor did I start acting creepy towards them (well, no more creepy than the sort of constant rate of creepiness I project towards everyone). Heck, I barely talked to these women. No, somehow I "crushed" these ladies out of litnet existence by simply having a festering fondness towards them in my heart; just thinking it made it so. Sure, it's possible they just stopped coming to the forum; maybe real world concerns caught up with them. But what if it's something more sinister, more Twilight Zone-y? Those girls could be orbiting Pluto in the fourth dimension right now for all I know.

So you see the terrible burden I'm under? Any wayward affectionate thought on my part could have devastating consequences. Children could lose their mothers. Parents could lose their daughters. And it would all be my fault.

So in closing, I would like to reiterate: JuniperWoolf, I don't think you're smart, clever, or funny. Your posts are nothing special. You mean nothing to me. And there may another poster or two whom I hold in the same level of disdain as I do you. And whom I DEFINITELY don't have a crush on.