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    Euclidean geometry.

    Why do I have to sleep?
    The Moments of Dominion
    That happen on the Soul
    And leave it with a Discontent
    Too exquisite — to tell —
    -Emily Dickinson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4

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    Because the moon said so.

    Why did the moon eat the stars?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Because it ran out of cheese.

    What makes the moon shine?

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    Shoe polish.

    Why must teeth be brushed?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    To swallow tooth-paste before going to bed.


    Why do we smile?

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    So our mouth won't fade away.


    Why are you here?
    Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
    the whole boatload of sensitive !

    — Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.

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    That's not a stupid question!
    As a matter of fact, I'm here to tell you "That's not a stupid question! " and to say "As a matter of fact, I'm here to tell you 'That's not a stupid question! ' and to say 'As a matter of fact I'm here to tell you .. . . . . '"

    Why is the sun happy?
    The Moments of Dominion
    That happen on the Soul
    And leave it with a Discontent
    Too exquisite — to tell —
    -Emily Dickinson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4

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    Because it resembles a giant egg yolk. A cosmic egg yolk.

    Why do some vampires sparkle?
    (That was an extremely stupid question)
    Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions!
    the whole boatload of sensitive !

    — Allen Ginsberg, Howl II.

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    glint



    Hobo camp?
    "Remember, we are all in this alone." - Lilly Tomlin

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    Are we at a camp?

    Why did my plant die?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    You didn't let it watch Camp Rock...

    Should I go to bed soon?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Nah.

    Camp is a bad influence, I would never let my plant watch him do anything of the sort.

    Would you camp under a rock?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    I would never let my plant watch him
    him??
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC View Post
    him??
    Ah, Camp is more a guy's name.

    Does anyone know where Bob went?
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    He left?

    What about Bob?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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