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    PAM wears a coat made out of salt and pepper packets that she made herself.
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    PAM wishes that she had a salt and pepper packet coat, then her workmates would stop making fun of her for wearing see-through sandwich bags.

    Quote Originally Posted by Heathcliff View Post
    PAM confuzzles me with the term 'blue line'.
    Haha, it's a Canada thing. The blue line is painted on the ice of a rink and denotes a team's zone in hockey. When someone screws up/falls down in the zone, they're said to have "tripped over the blue line."
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    When short of salt, PAM uses her nose dirt to make the food salty.


    Make it yukkier than that!
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    PAM can't be trusted to refill condiments.
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    PAM was a condiment, but the hamburger they were in came alive.

    Quote Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf View Post
    PAM wishes that she had a salt and pepper packet coat, then her workmates would stop making fun of her for wearing see-through sandwich bags.



    Haha, it's a Canada thing. The blue line is painted on the ice of a rink and denotes a team's zone in hockey. When someone screws up/falls down in the zone, they're said to have "tripped over the blue line."
    Thank you!!

    Wait... Aw... Not thank you...
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    PAM thinks a mask can hide her true identity. As if!!
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    PAM traded his copy of Walden for a signed Hootie and the Blowfish lithograph.
    'Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.' - Groucho Marx

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    PAM think they are the most superior of the pack of rabid dogs they hang out with in the real world.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    PAM wears watermelon seed earrings and necklaces.
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    Teeny, tiny, 'fraidy-cat PAM uses a night light to keep all the imaginary spooks away.
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    PAM has only just learnt to use a knife AND a fork at the same time.
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    PAM has only just learnt to use a knife AND a fork at the same time.
    While PAM is still enjoying mashes and purees...
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    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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    PAM can't value the simple things (like mashes and purees).
    For I have known them all already, known them all:
    Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
    I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
    I know the voices dying with a dying fall
    Beneath the music from a farther room.

    So how should I presume?
    Eliot

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    PAM's breath is so bad I can smell it over the Internet. Eeech!
    “Oh crap”
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