King of the hill

[Nikhar]

Galzraa thinks its his hill.

Actually, I have contacts you know. My special dwarf friends dug all their way through to your as* and replaced the deadly remote by a projection remote. So, what Galzraa thinks to be a hill-now-reduced-to-crater is actually a projection of a slide.


My hill still!!!!!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.

I stifle a number of sneezes and the dwarves explode. (Watch and learn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9OLF_lrGcw ). I take the Hill as Nikhar dies laughing.


MY HILL!!!

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

But because of Galzraa's ignorance (Again! ), he doesn't know that I have the philosopher's stone. So, basically, I only feigned to be dead.

And now, you are in my kingdom and I take you down as the slave for the kingdom.

Muhahahaha


My Hill!!!!!!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.


I come back to the Hill and chain Nikhar to a chair and face his head to a screen playing nothing but bad sci fi movies and stand up comedy. Since Nikhar was too ignorant to know the bad side effects of immortality, he has to keep watching for ETERNITY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

I win.

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill


'Oh, Galzraa, that was insanely funny!'
Galzraa becomes flattered by my comment and offers the hill back to me.





My hill!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.

That was a good one.... I put up a wanted poster for the Hill and offer 1,000,000 internet dollars to whoever captures the Hill.

Nikhar's Hill....for now!

[Nikhar]

My Hill!


I give the hill to you for $1,000,000. Why are you looking at me like that? I have money and you have.....a hill! roflmao


Galzraa's Hill


PS:- And I can always take the hill back.

[kingoflombards]

Since they are internet dollars, they gave Nikhar's computer a virus.

You swallowed the hook, line, and sinker!

[Nikhar]

But then again, that's not possible and that did not happen.

Because Nikhar is intelligent. He has anti-spyware, antivirus and anti-adware installed plus he has hired top computer technos and cryptologists from Nasa.



So, the conclusion-->


My Hill Still!!!!!!!

[Pendragon]

The Dragon slips open the dimensional portal between worlds and gazes down on the hill that he once owned, where the shiny sides of the tribute to The Eagles once stood.

He picks his teeth with a lance dropped by a barbecued knight, and considers.

Deciding it is not worth his time, he sweeps out his cavern, raining debris down on the hill. He then closes the dimensional window, and goes back to sleep.

Meanwhile, fire reigns on Nikhar's lonely hill...

[kingoflombards]

But then again, that's not possible and that did not happen.

Anything is possible if one uses imagination.





As Nikhar's charred hide abandons the Hill, Galzraa takes the Hill.
He picks up a charred, half melted crown and places it on his head.

Fire and brimstone are my kind of decorations


I may reside in the Hill, but the Hill is Pendragon's!

[The Bookinator]

Bookie, after a long journey around the world, returns to LitNet to find a bunch of squatters living on her hill. Using newfound ninja knowledge (picked up somewhere in Asia), Bookie kung-fus the heck out of kingoflombards. As a final act of revenge, Bookie gives King the biggest superwedgie of his life and drop kicks him from the Hill.

Ah, home sweet home at last.

[Nikhar]

Nikhar stops by the hill and is presently surprised to find a lady.

'Flirt time!' he thinks.

'Hey gorgeous!'

[BienvenuJDC]

While Nikhar is flirting, I kick everyone out.

MY hill!!

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill.


Galzraa comes back to the Hill for a joint alliance with Bienvenu, as protection from his older sister (Bookie). He offers a tasty peace offering of nacho chips, salsa, and limes.

Bienvenu's Hill.