Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[jocky]

I'm touched.

What can I say pal? Apparently you can get help for psychological disorders even in New Zealand, though I dont hold out much hope for you. You and Barbara Cartland have more in common than you think.

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What can I say pal? Apparently you can get help for psychological disorders even in New Zealand, though I dont hold out much hope for you. You and Barbara Cartland have more in common than you think.

okay, I'll bite What's the joke about dead romance writers

[The Atheist]

What can I say pal? Apparently you can get help for psychological disorders even in New Zealand, though I dont hold out much hope for you. You and Barbara Cartland have more in common than you think.

Hey, I was a big fan!

Her books were just the right size to put in a pack as firestarters when tramping.

okay, I'll bite What's the joke about dead romance writers

The tears, I think.

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Hey, I was a big fan!

Her books were just the right size to put in a pack as firestarters when tramping.




The tears, I think.

Well Atheist, my dear, I guess it's time you brought up a "What do you think..." tale of 40Ds, blood and guts or Guiness; We're lossing the blokes. I don't want the only good live chat thread to fall into the subject of the effects of Mountain Dew drinking (unless it's with gin).

[gbrekken]

Someone doesn't know that the sweat off Dolly Parton's chest is called Mountain View. It took me a long time to navigate back to this thread ( call it poor computer skills, early oxenheimers or anything you want.) Blokes' thread eh?

Are rugby fans just as nuts as soccer fans? Is England ready for the NFL? If someone is incapable of insubordination, are then and therefore incapable of having been one of the "founding fathers (okay include mothers)" of the US? I originated, besides dad and mom (mum to most), in a part of the country that wasn't included in the treaty of Paris (1783). I could've been a Canuck. I actually feel that most of my cultural influences were of an English bent anyway. That treaty is only two pages long, and the British definitely had better knowledge of drainage basins. Almost sounds like drain bamage on the part of the colonials. No complaints here though on Franklin's part of the whole thing. How do I get to the authors' page. Women-can't live with, couldn't have been born without one, and can't keep 'em from reading. Oh well. Weather here is turning to winter tomorrow. Could be a long, cold one. Wisht I could afford it by the barrrel.

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[QUOTE=gbrekken;796870]Someone doesn't know that the sweat off Dolly Parton's chest is called Mountain View. It took me a long time to navigate back to this thread ( call it poor computer skills, early oxenheimers or anything you want.) Blokes' thread eh?

How do I get to the authors' page. Women-can't live with, couldn't have been born without one, and can't keep 'em from reading. Oh well. Weather here is turning to winter tomorrow. Could be a long, cold one. Wisht I could afford it by the barrrel.[/QUOT


Glad you're back! It can be hard sometimes to get around this computer site (there are so many forums)

Love the line about Dolly; though I should think, by now, gravity would have caused the mountains to hit valley

I don't know about the "living with women"; the fellows I know claim it is best to "Hit it and Quit it". They seem to reap all the benefits in that way without any of the drawbacks...I suppose if they could figure out the "rhythm method of birth control" they would have a perfect system

Sounds cold down your way; but I hear you have the bunny ranch, lots of liquor and gambling...My Florida friends envy you. We're at 90 degrees farenheit over here, still using the airconditioner.

[gbrekken]

okay, which is cheaper? gambling, drinking, or women? do you dare mix all three? By the way-that old-fashioned with the Marnier was at the Moonlite(Sp?). The same owner has three other brothels on the south side of US 50 just east of Carson City in a county by name of Lyon (Mound house-go figure.). Storey county I hear has some. Don't know about all that-read previous comments. We hit low 70s today- tits *** weather- wish the folks back home on the farm could have such dryness as Nevada's right now-sugar beets are hard to dig out of the ground after five inches of rain in a month. I think a super hard freeze might be the only way to get half the beets out. Unfortunately, it might only be the top half of each beet they get out. I'm rambling now. New paragraph. Yeah, I could've indented but I"d just ramble on.....

I appreciate this link. I can say the **** I want to-as diverse and loose as it may be. May even get a reply someday. Sorry you live in such a state as Fla. Not that mine's better. I'm not far from Fallon, (home of top gun?), and the naval air station there. NV beat Fla. for cloudless days. Oops. That was supposed to be a doubled parentheses..

Too much labor for too many years-not enough fun in the meanwhile-all work and no play makes Johnny a .......

I was going to mention that underwire bras have got to hurt the ribs of the wearer. I don't like marks like that on any lady I'm with. I'd really rather they be in the valley of.......blokes' only, right? HA! If a lady needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, I reserve the the right to be the one doing the holden. But she'd have to be here with me for that. Hey Floridian-come fly my way?

I don't understand the emo of two banging heads on the one in the middle. Replies?

I don't see my reply-craftily done it was too. Crap don't happen-you body works hard to produce it. Y ou really shold have read my earlier writng-guess I hit the wrong button. I'll search for theat answer if it still exists in this virtual world. It was far ranging and to the points.

Okay now I see it.

[The Atheist]

Are rugby fans just as nuts as soccer fans?

No.

The soccer v rugby thing has always amused me. Rugby people like their violence in the game, soccer people prefer it in the stands.

Is England ready for the NFL?

No.

If someone is incapable of insubordination, are then and therefore incapable of having been one of the "founding fathers (okay include mothers)" of the US? I originated, besides dad and mom (mum to most), in a part of the country that wasn't included in the treaty of Paris (1783). I could've been a Canuck. I actually feel that most of my cultural influences were of an English bent anyway. That treaty is only two pages long, and the British definitely had better knowledge of drainage basins. Almost sounds like drain bamage on the part of the colonials. No complaints here though on Franklin's part of the whole thing.

Not sure what you want here, but insubordination doesn't sound too serious.

Then again, I'm pretty insubordinate myself!

How do I get to the authors' page.

Click on the main forum title at the top of the page and you'll get the main page where authors are listed alphabetically.

Women-can't live with, couldn't have been born without one, and can't keep 'em from reading.

So long as I don't have to read anything they've written, I can cope with it.

Oh well. Weather here is turning to winter tomorrow. Could be a long, cold one. Wisht I could afford it by the barrrel.

You can have winter, we're just starting summer here.

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okay, which is cheaper? gambling, drinking, or women? do you dare mix all three? By the way-that old-fashioned with the Marnier was at the Moonlite(Sp?). The same owner has three other brothels on the south side of US 50 just east of Carson City in a county by name of Lyon (Mound house-go figure.). Storey county I hear has some. Don't know about all that-read previous comments.

I appreciate this link. I can say the **** I want to-as diverse and loose as it may be. May even get a reply someday.

I was going to mention that underwire bras have got to hurt the ribs of the wearer. I don't like marks like that on any lady I'm with. I'd really rather they be in the valley of.......blokes' only, right? HA! If a lady needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, I reserve the the right to be the one doing the holden. But she'd have to be here with me for that. Hey Floridian-come fly my way

I believe I would do my gambling alone; Never lay your cash and your woman in the same place or you'll soon lose both I find that when in the company of women, I NEED TO DRINK!

So what do the women in the brothels look like? I've seen some television shows ("So, why do you want to be a worthless whore instead of a millionaire like me" )

The underwire bras were originally for skinny women: it took all the side fat and put it where it looked best. Now, women are just plain masochistic; they have these full body things that probably hit the poor bloke like a boomerang
when he tries to get close.

Then again, I'm pretty insubordinate myself!

So long as I don't have to read anything they've written, I can cope with it.

Yeah, But Atheist does "insubordinate" with style; he sneaks up on them

I once argued the point that I could tell whether a woman or man wrote something; what do you think? I really couldn't with George Eliot.

[The Atheist]

So what do the women in the brothels look like? I've seen some television shows ("So, why do you want to be a worthless whore instead of a millionaire like me" )

Some of them are ok! Some are even bloody gorgeous.

I once argued the point that I could tell whether a woman or man wrote something; what do you think? I really couldn't with George Eliot.

I reckon I can tell.

[prendrelemick]

Now that I'm entering my dotage, I find I can dip my bread in as much homemade broth as I can cope with. Even better, I can drink deeply, belch, roll over and be asleep by 10.30. The fare served up at a brothel, is either too spicey, in meagre portions or served cold.

ps. its nice to be back.

[The Atheist]

Now that I'm entering my dotage, I find I can dip my bread in as much homemade broth as I can cope with. Even better, I can drink deeply, belch, roll over and be asleep by 10.30. The fare served up at a brothel, is either too spicey, in meagre portions or served cold.

ps. its nice to be back.

Welcome back!

I'll get Parker to break out the scratchings at once.

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Some of them are ok! Some are even bloody gorgeous.

Atheist, I'm pleasantly shocked! Once again I see your research knows no boundaries So, do they have like a services menu: Walking on a leash is $20, Doing a mud fight with 2 other women is $60. Or is it one toll on an hourly basis. I remember one girl on a talk show said, "Alot of the older men just want to talk" I wonder

I reckon I can tell.

Okay, I reviewed some of George and a few others last night; I guess you're right. Hey, do I write like a girl?

Now that I'm entering my dotage, I find I can dip my bread in as much homemade broth as I can cope with. Even better, I can drink deeply, belch, roll over and be asleep by 10.30. The fare served up at a brothel, is either too spicey, in meagre portions or served cold.

ps. its nice to be back.

Prendrelemick, so glad you're back! You've got my vote; as long as you're talking about a good hearty bread and you're rolling the opposite side of the bed. In my youthful days, when I was of meagre portion myself, I remember getting pinned to the bed a few times by a heavily sleeping prince

[prendrelemick]

My bread may be getting a little crusty nowadays, but its still hearty.

I must admit, I would not have known your gender, but for your girly use of smilies.

[jocky]

okay, which is cheaper? gambling, drinking, or women? do you dare mix all three? By the way-that old-fashioned with the Marnier was at the Moonlite(Sp?). The same owner has three other brothels on the south side of US 50 just east of Carson City in a county by name of Lyon (Mound house-go figure.). Storey county I hear has some. Don't know about all that-read previous comments. We hit low 70s today- tits *** weather- wish the folks back home on the farm could have such dryness as Nevada's right now-sugar beets are hard to dig out of the ground after five inches of rain in a month. I think a super hard freeze might be the only way to get half the beets out. Unfortunately, it might only be the top half of each beet they get out. I'm rambling now. New paragraph. Yeah, I could've indented but I"d just ramble on.....

I appreciate this link. I can say the **** I want to-as diverse and loose as it may be. May even get a reply someday. Sorry you live in such a state as Fla. Not that mine's better. I'm not far from Fallon, (home of top gun?), and the naval air station there. NV beat Fla. for cloudless days. Oops. That was supposed to be a doubled parentheses..

Too much labor for too many years-not enough fun in the meanwhile-all work and no play makes Johnny a .......

I was going to mention that underwire bras have got to hurt the ribs of the wearer. I don't like marks like that on any lady I'm with. I'd really rather they be in the valley of.......blokes' only, right? HA! If a lady needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, I reserve the the right to be the one doing the holden. But she'd have to be here with me for that. Hey Floridian-come fly my way?

I don't understand the emo of two banging heads on the one in the middle. Replies?

I don't see my reply-craftily done it was too. Crap don't happen-you body works hard to produce it. Y ou really shold have read my earlier writng-guess I hit the wrong button. I'll search for theat answer if it still exists in this virtual world. It was far ranging and to the points.

Okay now I see it.

In the immortal words of Robert Burns you are a : ' blethering, blustering, drunken bellum ' I have got all the goods on you Gerald

ps. its nice to be back.

And I know where you have been! MOOOO, BAAAAA.