*hands Papaya her wine* I'll stick with the faustino v rose. Need a glass or twelve.
Why do *insert nasty word* in suits think its okay to mistreat their elders?
*hands Papaya her wine* I'll stick with the faustino v rose. Need a glass or twelve.
Why do *insert nasty word* in suits think its okay to mistreat their elders?
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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Originally Posted by Niamh
Because they're jackasses.
Thank you for the wine, now may I have a refill?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
i think jackass is an understatement.
*hands papaya the bottle*
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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Nice, I do get a kick out of drinking straight from the bottle.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
hahahaa
I was giving it to you so you could keep refilling your glass but if you wanna drink from the bottle be my guest!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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ohhhhhh,.haha just kidding I was getting a glass.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
sure! *hands Papaya a clean glass.*
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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Evening ladies.
**looks around**
NIAMHIE AND PAPAYA ARE HAMMED!!
**runs away giggling**
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
Well i was anyway.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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I just want to know how one gets "hammed"...
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
~
I just want to know how one gets "hammed"...
It's colloquial for hammered, which is colloquial for drunk, which is colloquial for inebriated. Apparently people just keep getting more and more dumb...
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
one drinks a copious amount of alcohol.I just want to know how one gets "hammed"...
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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Or one hangs oneself up in a chimney and gets gently smoked from the wood fires beneath. Or is that getting baconed? Or am I just egging you on?
Of course, what counts as "copious" amount is debatable!one drinks a copious amount of alcohol.
Thank you! I was just picturing people wrapping themselves up with giant slices of ham to detox their skin... Now I am picturing them hanging upside down from chimney wrapped up with giant slices of ham getting gently smoked from the wood fires beneath!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
~
Sweet dreamshaha
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