Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[jocky]

Happy birthday!



Hmmm.

Try this:

There is no arguing with that Athiest, you Kiwis are scary guys. I can see why all your women are fleeing the country for us handsome Brits. That nearly put me off my porrige.

[prendrelemick]

Happy birthday!



Hmmm.

Try this:

^Its fun to stay at the WHYYY .M .C. A.


Happy Birthday GG, wishing you many happy landings.

[The Atheist]

Actually, that's a flattering photo of them as well. A couple of the present ones have been banned from entering USA on the basis that they will give rise to sasquatch rumours.

[Modigliani]

Kamate, kamate kaora!
Sorry. I couldn't resist. Many happy returns, Mr Kiwi.
I'm outta here before I start inadvertently effacing stereotypes.
Carry on, gentlemen.

[Niamh]

Boys,

It's time you wish me a happy birthday !

The first round of Wild Wurzel's is on me!
(not sure why it didn't show up on LitNet-must not of entered my B-day on the profile)

I had the old lady fetch me a bottle and some cider.

Happy birthday Gilliatt!!!!

[The Atheist]

Kamate, kamate kaora!
Sorry. I couldn't resist. Many happy returns, Mr Kiwi.
I'm outta here before I start inadvertently effacing stereotypes.
Carry on, gentlemen.

Excellent work!

(except it's GG's b'day, not mine)

[jocky]

Excellent work!

(except it's GG's b'day, not mine)

Mogdliani obviously did not capture the subtle shades of this thread. It is all down to the chiaroscuro. Vasari will be turning in his grave. The lives of artists, I dont know Atheist, what is the World coming to.

Gilliatt, where are you? Birthday parties are never a good idea. What with all that booze and sentiment you might have got behind the controls of the P-38 and tailspinned into Dubya's ranch. The Blokes thread will support you whatever the outcome. Never let it be said that Jocky would let his mates down, apart from Kiwis and Yorkshiremen.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Jocky,

I'm still here and feeling fine, or at least now I am after last night and thanks all for the well wishes.
The missus made up a mess of fajitas and I washed it down with a wild wurzel which turned out to be a letahl mix and sent me to the guest room for the remainder of the night.

About the Lightning; yes my father flew the P-38 in the Pacific and your are right the earlier models had a problem with compressibility in extended dives. The problem was solved with hydraulic dive flaps in starting with the "J" model and the lightning came into its own.

Gilliatt

[jocky]

Jocky,



About the Lightning; yes my father flew the P-38 in the Pacific and your are right the earlier models had a problem with compressibility in extended dives. The problem was solved with hydraulic dive flaps in starting with the "J" model and the lightning came into its own.

Gilliatt

This is a bit of shot in the dark but was your father Major Signa A Gilke who test piloted the lightening? If he was you have a lot to live up to.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

This is a bit of shot in the dark but was your father Major Signa A Gilke who test piloted the lightening? If he was you have a lot to live up to.

jocky,
No, in fact my father arrived in the Pacific toward the end of the war and started flying the Lightning well after the bugs had been ironed out. He flew the later "J" and "L" models in mop up ground support and "keep the peace" sorties. The air war was over for all intents and purposes when he arrived.
Still had a lot to live up to though.

[jocky]

Guys, Soundsofmusic is having a raincoat party to which me and Atheist are graciously invited. I would advise you all to get in touch with her quickly and look out your best macs if you want an invite. Dont miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity?

Actually, that's a flattering photo of them as well. A couple of the present ones have been banned from entering USA on the basis that they will give rise to sasquatch rumours.

What you dont believe in Sasquatch? Next thing you will be telling us is you dont believe in the tooth fairy. It is one thing not to believe in God or Gods but quite another to reject Area 51. This is atheism gone wild, you had better read your Richard Dawkins again. To be a strong Atheist means rejecting all Gods completely, almost, but never, I repeat never to reject the undivine supernatural. Next thing you will be telling me is the Loch Ness monster is a figment of my imagination, me who almost saw it.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

jocky,

I’m having trouble keeping up; first an Austrian governess in a slicker and now bigfoot.
Aye, I can hear the sweet voice of that governess now…”The hills are alive with the sound of Bigfoot” Bigfoot is quite popular here in Texas. There have been numerous documented sightings mostly as a result of the extreme heat and beer.

Here is a “missing link” if you will, to a site that you might find amusing:

http://www.texasbigfoot.org/

Take a look at the sitings map to the right on the page.

Gilliatt

[jocky]

jocky,

I’m having trouble keeping up; first an Austrian governess in a slicker and now bigfoot.
Aye, I can hear the sweet voice of that governess now…”The hills are alive with the sound of Bigfoot” Bigfoot is quite popular here in Texas. There have been numerous documented sightings mostly as a result of the extreme heat and beer.

Here is a “missing link” if you will, to a site that you might find amusing:

http://www.texasbigfoot.org/

Take a look at the sitings map to the right on the page.

Gilliatt

You might have told me earlier Gilliat, now I have missed the Texas Bigfoot conference and they have missed all that experience I had to bring. I did look to the right and saw the bigfoot hunters. They make the All Blacks look handsome. You live and learn mate, live and learn

[The Atheist]

Still had a lot to live up to though.

Don't we all, mate!

Makes it pretty easy to figure why a good male role model is a useful thing in life.

Guys, Soundsofmusic is having a raincoat party to which me and Atheist are graciously invited. I would advise you all to get in touch with her quickly and look out your best macs if you want an invite. Dont miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity?

Uhh...

I'm sure they have some Japanese porn sites which cater to your needs.

What you dont believe in Sasquatch? Next thing you will be telling us is you dont believe in the tooth fairy. It is one thing not to believe in God or Gods but quite another to reject Area 51. This is atheism gone wild, you had better read your Richard Dawkins again. To be a strong Atheist means rejecting all Gods completely, almost, but never, I repeat never to reject the undivine supernatural. Next thing you will be telling me is the Loch Ness monster is a figment of my imagination, me who almost saw it.

No, I believe in sasquatch ok.

I have a very good friend who has incontrovertible evidence that it exists.

In fact, the site that Gilliatt links to even shows one crossing the road!



Amazing. I never knew they moved south as far as Texas. Next they'll be finding them in New Zealand.

Cyptozoology is a great subject. I'm very excited about the latest find:

http://nzcryptozoology.ucoz.com/news/2009-08-15-14

I know quite a lot about "Oour Nessie" as well.

[jocky]

Uhh...

I'm sure they have some Japanese porn sites which cater to your needs.

Which one would you recommend.

If that doesn't silence the doubters once and for all I dont know what will.

I know quite a lot about "Oour Nessie" as well.

I might have bloody known it !

Prendrelemick this will cheer you up no end. Picture the scene, a packed M.E.N. arena in Manchester two totally commited sides and a real opportunity to put one over on New Zealand, and guess what you won. England have beaten the Kiwis at last, you are now officially the top dogs. It was a close run affair but you prevailed 24-21, let no one underestimate this historical triumph for your FEMALE NETBALL TEAM. Atheist if its any consolation, your team were better looking than the All Blacks, marginally. Well done Mick. .