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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade View Post
    I stand corrected 3.2 kg is not very big, my mum just had ridiculously tiny babies.
    lol well keep in mind where they're coming out from! My baby was only a bit over 6lbs (approx 2.9kgs) and I am very glad she wasn't bigger than that! ouch...
    7lbs is about average size...and very healthy

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    Oh well any baby is too big I think but that aside, I thought 3.2 seemed bi but My mum said no it was normal and healthy. hence the correction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Photos going up here shortly.

    None of Mr Meconium, though.
    I haven't been in this thread lately. Well, isn't this a pleasanr surprise. Congratulations! I assume baby and mom are doing well.

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    oh congrats! a baby!
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    Notice something guys, as soon as babies are mentioned the females are all over this thread like a rash, but in novels they hardly merit a mention, apart from Jude the Obscure. Athiest, yesterday you were a member of the male unmentionables but now you are a superstar, tomorrow it will be business as usual. Bring it on

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    oh, okay, i get the hint...i'll leave!!!i'd rather go have some coffee talk anyways!
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    Footnote, I did the World tour last year , funnily enough I was in New Zealand exactly nine months ago. I found the women generally friendly and most acommodating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    I found the women generally friendly and most acommodating.
    we're not as bad you guys make us out to be...we just, you know, need some girl chat once in a while!
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    by the gods of absence Atheist! That's one fine wrinkly little bugger you got there!
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    Parody on Shakespeare: now the youth of Scotland are afire and silken kilts doth in the wardrobe lie, time to put on our manly harness and head on the other direction. That is why we Scots won our freedom, wear out the enemy by running from them. Believe me it works every time.

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    Thanks all, again!

    Mum and baby both doing ridiculously well.

    3.2 kg = 7lb 2 oz. Quite small compared to his brother & sister who were 9lb each!

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    Been there, done that, written the expose.

    (I agree with you entirely - vasectomy makes prostate exams feel like ..... I'd better not say! )
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    Athiest, good to hear from you I was getting a wee bit worried, ' alls well that ends well '. Tell your missus to get well soon, she will probably have to do a fair bit of cleaning when she gets home

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Athiest, good to hear from you I was getting a wee bit worried, ' alls well that ends well '. Tell your missus to get well soon, she will probably have to do a fair bit of cleaning when she gets home
    ???

    She was home four hours after giving birth - I hadn't had my dinner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    (I agree with you entirely - vasectomy makes prostate exams feel like ..... I'd better not say! )

    Aye, hurts like b****ry, as Churchill once said
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    Congratulations, The Atheist!

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