Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[papayahed]

Your never going to believe this guys, I believe I may have been abducted by aliens! I was sitting in the back garden reading my Sense and Sensibility, as you do when all of a sudden a strange craft hovered above the birdbath. The next thing I knew I was back in the exact same position, but my bottle of Jack Daniels had mysteriously emptied. Apparently I had gone missing for three days, even the wife wont believe me. Any similar experiences?

uhhh yeah! Back when I was living at home there was about a week that I would sleep ontop of my bedding. The bed was made except my pillows. It got chilly one night so I got under the covers but in the morning I woke up on top of the bedding with the bedding perfectly made like it had been the previous nights. what else could it be but alien abduction.

[The Comedian]

Congratulations Atheist! And a double congratulations to Mrs. Atheist.

[jocky]

uhhh yeah! Back when I was living at home there was about a week that I would sleep ontop of my bedding. The bed was made except my pillows. It got chilly one night so I got under the covers but in the morning I woke up on top of the bedding with the bedding perfectly made like it had been the previous nights. what else could it be but alien abduction.

papayahed, the world just doesnt get it, we are being observed constantly by a higher power, in my case its the wife, whats your excuse? Love from Jocky

[papayahed]

papayahed, the world just doesnt get it, we are being observed constantly by a higher power, in my case its the wife, whats your excuse? Love from Jocky

HaHa, that was a lot of somebodies ago, I can't remember who it was at that time.






The Truth is out there.

[jocky]

[QUOTE=papayahed;747824]HaHa, that was a lot of somebodies ago, I can't remember who it was at that time.

In the words of Sinatra, Your nobodies till somebodies loves you, Let us enjoy a happy moment, new life, and raise our glasses to Athiest and let us pray that the new child will give his Da half the grief that he has given his mates. :

[MANICHAEAN]

Athiest.
Let me add my congrats to the arrival of a bonny bouncing boy.

[The Atheist]

Thanks again, all!

I'll try to get some pics up tomorrow, but with running two businesses and trying to organise two kids, a very sore wife and a baby, I'm run off my feet. I swear I am going to be a couple of inches shorter after this!

Jocky, I am 100% certain the sex interruptus will be short-lived. I got a promise of a lifetime supply in return for the vasectomy.

[Nikhar]

Awww.....a kid?

I love kids (not difficult to guess, eh?). Can I play with him? *joins hands and pleads with innocent eyes*

[The Atheist]

Awww.....a kid?

I love kids (not difficult to guess, eh?). Can I play with him? *joins hands and pleads with innocent eyes*

Hell yeah.

Bring him back when he's toilet trained.

We've [we've? make that I've] just been getting rid of the meconium. You'll know about that, but we won't say any more in case those who've never experienced it lose the surprise when they meet Mr Meconium for the first time.

I finally managed to fill the pothole outside our house that the roading people missed.

[The Atheist]

Photos going up here shortly.

None of Mr Meconium, though.

[Niamh]

Oh wow!! Congratulations Athiest!!!!!

[jocky]

Jocky, I am 100% certain the sex interruptus will be short-lived. I got a promise of a lifetime supply in return for the vasectomy.

Athiest, that might not be the best deal you have ever cut. Alien anal probing is a picnic compared with the vasectomy.

[Nightshade]

Congrats! 3.2kg that is a BIG baby. And such a gorgeous looking baby too!

Question though if you didnt have a name lined up what did you call the baby till you named him?
and on a slightly literay twist please tell me you dfidnt go the route of the charcters in Miss Billie Married who had twins and the dad refused to name them saying they would choose names for themselves once they had grown old enough to make the desions and the two boys became known as spot and dimple?!

[Stargazer86]

Oh, Athiest I've only just noticed! Many congrats to you and your family on your new healthy baby

3.2kg...does that convert to about 7or so pounds? I can't remember the conversion..I think it's 2.2

I'm off to check out the pix of the new baby. And I am glad to know that Mr. Meconium is not a part of the pix as he is not pleasant to look at.

*addition* I saw the pix You have beautiful children!
Have you settled on the child's name yet?

[Nightshade]

I stand corrected 3.2 kg is not very big, my mum just had ridiculously tiny babies.