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    This thread is strangely quiet tonight, nobody's died have they?

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    No they are passed out on cold ale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    This thread is strangely quiet tonight, nobody's died have they?
    We were all subpeonaed in the suspicious disappearance of a Scottish police officer

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    This thread is strangely quiet tonight, nobody's died have they?
    Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. Coming as it did just after David Carradine, I am in mourning.

    Even Whacko snuffing it couldn't cheer me up.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    WARNING! looking directly at her teeth could damage the eyes. Always wear eye protection.





    This was THE poster to have on your wall in the 70's.

    You can almost feel the Californian sun beating down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    This was THE poster to have on your wall in the 70's.

    You can almost feel the Californian sun beating down.
    She had teeth?
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Comedian that is the sage advice I was longing for. Luckily, I do not need to put your plan into effect. It seems the officer in question has met a premature end. Apparently he fell down a manhole in the dark, while carrying out his constabulary duties. There is some talk that a shadowy figure was earlier spotted fleeing the scene with a manhole cover tucked under his arm, but this is all speculation. My daughter is inconsolable and, for some reason , beyond my comprehension, she is not speaking to me. Your delightfully devious plan, however, will come in very handy in the future.
    Fell down a hole eh?

    I bet the police are looking into it.

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    Athiest, Farrah Fawcet's contribution to male wellbeing was enormous, she had a couple of monumental assets. Not quite sure about David Carradine though. Who is that other guy you mentioned?

    Prendrelmick Hope thats not a copy of that poster thats been hanging on your bedroom wall since 1970. Another thing, what is going to win the Northumberland Plate at Newcastle today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Not quite sure about David Carradine though.
    David Carradine? Kung Fu the legendary TV series - a bizarre and outstandingly good mix of Shaolin kung fu in the best tradition of Bruce Lee combined with a high-quality 1970's Western, a la Bonanza.

    If you're too young to have seen it, find DVDs and watch.

    Best TV program ever.

    By a margin.

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Another thing, what is going to win the Northumberland Plate at Newcastle today?
    Ah, another gambler!

    I take it you were not at Ascot last week?
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    David Carradine? Kung Fu the legendary TV series - a bizarre and outstandingly good mix of Shaolin kung fu in the best tradition of Bruce Lee combined with a high-quality 1970's Western, a la Bonanza.

    If you're too young to have seen it, find DVDs and watch.

    Best TV program ever.

    By a margin.
    Ah... Grasshopper!



    I agree Atheist, very cool.

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    ahahahhahahahhahahaha


    ha...haha


    hi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael T View Post
    I agree Atheist, very cool.
    Aye!

    That is one of the first shows I remember watching... That and the reruns of "Bonanza".
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    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    ahahahhahahahhahahaha


    ha...haha


    hi?
    Hi there! I think Kung Fu was a bit before your time.



    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Aye!

    That is one of the first shows I remember watching... That and the reruns of "Bonanza".
    Hoss was my hero!

    Until he croaked, then I stopped watching it. Once Michael Landon was the only son left I couldn't take any more.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Hi there! I think Kung Fu was a bit before your time.





    Hoss was my hero!

    Until he croaked, then I stopped watching it. Once Michael Landon was the only son left I couldn't take any more.
    It was. I'm still a baby pretty much

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    Athiest, you will love this, just watched your compatriot Neil Young blowing Glastonbury away. Sony headphones, a must, dram of Glen Morangie, heaven. ' Keep on rocking in the freeworld ' Michael T, that was an impressive montage, obviously David slipped up with the rope trick. The world has lost three superstars this week, Farrah, David and my tortoise, Speedy.

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