Once my mom almost hit a moose with her little car in the middle of the night. Stupid car would have crumbled like tin foil, and we'd be dead dead dead. Crazy moose.
Once my mom almost hit a moose with her little car in the middle of the night. Stupid car would have crumbled like tin foil, and we'd be dead dead dead. Crazy moose.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
We were doing PE outdoors in the fifth grade, and I wandered off into the woods. You can't think in school with those yammering kids all around. They found me after about 20 minutes.Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
when i was younger i was the fastest runner in my school, somehow the inverse is true now
I'm losing all those stupid games
That I swore I'd never play
I have never been fast, but I have always been the strongest regardless or muscular build.
I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper and Propel fitness water in black cherry
I'm a chip addict.
So my real name --. . .it's from an old cowboy movie.
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
hey! that is not fear
"My reason for preferring the darkness is that in the dark you have to describe yourself.
In the daylight other people describe you."
-Old Woody
Mr. God This is Anna by Fynn"Wear Sunscreen"
Along the same lines, my real name, as well as my brother's name, come from The Bible.
Johnny Guitar?
I have such a huge growth on my forehead at the moment that I look like a unicorn!
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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lol I would love to see Scheherazade's forehead right now.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
Well, due to the size of the growth, not much of my actual forehead is visible...
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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I love Dexter! (the tv series)
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
My real name is Johnny Guitar and I've had an elicit relationship with Hillary Clinton. But you readers of the this thread already know that.
But I have gone cliff diving into a mountain reservoir. Really and for true!
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
When I was in the army cadets, I fainted because I wouldn't eat the rations.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
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